Pon de pan
>Rumors that Johnny Depp will be playing Gellert Grindelwald in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them's sequel
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That picture is pretty gay
You just don't understand
Time for Christmas themes then
You have depressing lights tbh
We won't have snow that will stay for another 3 months.
What's wrong with em?
>accidentally ordered my cheeseburger without cheese
>no one questioned it and just gave me the order
Nothing odd about it. Sometimes you just want a burger.
He's gone to the edge side
Well, yeah, but you still have to pay for the cheese that isn't on there.
Update. I just checked again and now he was watching a video on how to make a pirate sword
Then I wouldn't have ordered a cheeseburger now, would I?
Was surprisingly gud though, onions got their time to shine without cheese hogging the tastebuds
Depends on if the place had a non,cheese burger on the menu.
Like a paper one?
No, a real one!>>781492
Hey that reminds me of a pic I took ages ago
Oh. Well it sounds like it was still good. That's the important part.
Oh no. The edge consumes him.
You have corrupted your sibling, Maali. Good…>>781490
Less so when you have to take care of like fifty of them. The short-haired breeds are nice, but the fluffy ones are absolutely filthy and require tons of cleaning to keep all that fur from clumping up- among other, less innocent things that start clumping up.
I had a dream of questing.
what all are you in?
besides running sky and cyber and NLer
The summoning is soon
In a month or so
Maybe he will be part of the next mlpg quester generation>>781497
That's why you take snakes as pets. Much cuter and easier to manage
I'm in Breezies and horizons! You're in those too.
The dream had a different quest with a different GM.
Sylt had a pretty girl character called something like 8Tina and she was supposed to jinxed, that was how she came to our journey. Everyone loved her. But she had a day of nothing but good crits. And we were all feeling great because we won the dungeon. And then sylt dropped her because she had good luck.
Vampire: the Facade
I think it was Requiem?
We were doing nWoD. Maybe.
It was a quest for the ages.
Shame it was only a dream what a qt horse
What a strange dream.
He said besides cyberpunk!
I thought he meant besides the Cyberpunk campaign you are running.
Your official reason was "I'm just not feeling it" but sion pressured you to reveal it was the luck
I won't need to
He'll learn of this place eventually
For your own sake I hope he doesn't.
Confirmed it was Requiem, I went and checked the books.
Don't worry though. Like I said, when he gets into pony rpging, we all will have already moved on with our lives and have left pone behind
I've been here the last 4 years of my life. Not gonna leave just yet.
Cool. They're both nWoD then.
Yeah, that's probably the reason he chose it to begin with.
Since all nWoD stuff is standardized.
I don't see why I should leave, we are still here.
Kelani is secret quest of snooping
There is also witch ponoe
And a 3 more things that run only once in a while
Can't have all the mares already knowing him. That would ruin his game.
Also I suspected wf was asking so he could bother the GMs about it
But that is what the disguises are for!
To hit the sweet spots with every mare, to become their perfect stallion!>>781536Bother in what way?
You get it!
You really get it. in the way of asking about the quest and for them to run it
Also horizons. Next week I should be fine for kotiny
So if I made Kelani shrink down for a session, it would be DesTINY
Would Kelani sprout bad jokes for some reason if he had to?
I thought you meant there was another terrorist bombing in Belgium.
Makes sense why the armor is so fucked up in Fallout for raiders, huh?
The nukes just did the same thing they did to the japs
>need to learn mccree intensifies
Maybe if I can wipe a whole enemy team I'll be able to carry harder.
Fools, he is using dark magics and incantations to steal your waifus if you show them!
Good thing that She's not my true waifu
Then you have nothing to fear, man of a billion waifus.
That's not the original Crhysalis paper picture
THe one that always ended in sadness
>playing against waifuslayer7
>>781561>Brother's laptop is fully updated to Win10 64bit and I shoved in an old SSD
Overwatch will fill up most of it, bit I want to play it now with you guys.
You're welcome to! But I'm just here practicing McCree in QP for now.
There's a couple of guides on how to gitgud with McRee. Have you done the headshot practice in the game?
I thought you were in more than that. You may start turning into AnDMelia.>>781516>>781517>>781519
Yeah, I was asking "besides the things you were running"
Bother the GMs about what?
I was asking because I thought you were turning into a forever DM
but it turned out you are in a bunch of little games that people reminded you of later
I still can't believe Nocomposure got into Diamond
I really ought to step it up and play more comp. I **know** I can get higher ranked because I'm still at a point where I'm getting all golds and the enemies don't feel too tough.
TBH it was luck. Amazing luck. We got a great team of 3 going, 2 tanks could carry most games. When games started depending on the dps again we began losing.
I'm actually in an irresponsible amount of quests: assuming they will all run each week.>implying I'm not happiest when running anyway.
Your joy feeds mine
>tfw steam is updating a game, which hogs some bandwidth
>barely breaking 70KB/s
Why did you have to stop a block from our house, Verizon? Why couldn't you have laid that extra 150 feet of FiOScable?
You should form a petition to show Verizon there's interest
Yeah, and then foot the bill, too, why don't I. Only reason it's where it is is because all the town's businesses are down that end.
Give it a shot, send a letter to your representative. Your taxes probably footed some of the bill for those installations, might as well try it out.
And get a new microwave.
The new microwave is the more likely thing. Especially since Black Friday's coming up.
>Did not want to play Rogue again
>Keep finding awesome 1h weapon transmogs
End this pain
>Demon's Souls is now on sale on the PSN
>sale ends tomorrow
>won't get money until next week
It's worth full price. A nice time capsule of Souls design before they had any idea what they were doing.
Oh wait it ends at 1am tomorrow
Even more shit
It's not avaible for ps4, only ps3 I guess
Shame, I wanted to at least see if I could afford it
Could you give me a small loan of 7,50 through Paypal
Wait a second that card…
Finally a smart quest for smart questers>>781589
Forget to attach an image?
Your ride has arrived.
That one you posted
Keep it for me. It gave me a nice idea
It's actually kind of old, it's from the Emrille epilogue to Pirates 2
There are two other versions of the image, you can see in this thread starting at post 615514:http://mlpg.co/arc/q/raw/wf6/piratequest_2/590828.html
It was one of my more clever endings
I can't read it over just now thou
This seems questionable
If he passes I'm all for it!
>Are you worried about your competitive pick being against the meta? Lúcio isn't like a pair of jeans; he's always in season! He's been nerfed twice and is still an always must pick!
I saw that le reddit post too
That bit amused me.
The PTR nerf is some pretty weak effort.
Currently amp it up heals 120 damage to everyone he can see over 3 seconds. They're lowering that by 12 total healing to 108.
Not exactly a game changer
You have to watch out, space ships are cheap now, and the void us full of all sorts of ne'er-do-wells.>>781601>>781600
I could draw something and ask someone to send the money to you?
I'm not home atm thou
Roll #1 1 = 1
Oh well, never mind. It was just a thought.
>>781606>"I'm a DPS Ana."
I wanna be the tank
She's very socially aware
'1d10'Roll #1 9 = 9
[I am growing stronger]
ONLY A SHIMADA CAN CONTROL THE CANDYhttp://imgur.com/WXOpB47
>Raining in the park
>Hiding out on a couch under my little umbrella
As comfy as it was to be king of a little laptop fort, I decided to seek out the shelter of another couch under the awning, safe from the storm
No work tomorrow?
>>781615>Andelia>not playing the sneaky rogue
How will you enjoy your sneaky shenanigans with all that heavy plate armor?
Turns out an 8600M isn't allowed to play Overwatch. Guess I'll put something from my Steam library then.
But you're a computer-guy; can't you just hack it to make it allowed? That sucks, man. I know that feeling all too well.
I could change my vendor ID, but that seems to invite more trouble. Might take up Fidget on the offer to join him in Paladins.
Probably not the worst option. Better than nothing at least.
You could yeah. Like he said its the lower quality overwatch
still fun too honestly. Saw some friends play it and now they're hooked too. And it ran on a very crappy notebook
Alright, I understand where people are coming from when they call Paladins a rip off.
It's fun, though. And a decent alternative if you can't buy Overwatch.
But WoW rogue isn't fun
Oh yeah, good point. MMO's aren't really conducive to sneaky gameplay, so classes that rely on stealth get kind of screwed over.>>781631
My GW rogue is nice. Lots of flips and spins and teleports
I thought outlaw rogue was bretty gud
Nice and boring maybe
Immediately spotting Soldier and Reaper in the character pool.
Might be fun, so I'm downloading it now.
I didn't say the word nice!
That shit hurts!Got it?
Good and simple then
There is always guildwars
Plant people outslutted me.
Investigating the afterlife la noire style will be so fun
I can't wait for maeda to glass a thirsty witness!
That was The Wolf Among Us, not LA Noire!
No rush quite like rolling all six buffs
Fine,>ADMIT IT RADIANT, YOU DID IT. YOU BETRAYED HER BECAUSE YOU SECRETLY HATED HER GUTS, FOR ALL THOSE YEARS OF SUBORDINATION. YOU SMASHED HER FUCKING TEMPLE FOR FROSTY AND PUMPKIN
No… No! You can't prove I was there that night!>I seem to have made a mistake.
Good job on your memes.
Horizon quest requires players to carefully analyze realistic facial expressions
We have used the best muscle-description writing tech for this quest!
Arcane mage is more fun tbqh
Totalbiscuit did a quick once-over of it, if you want some British guy's opinion on it.
I had a plant ranger. With all the pets. ;3
In seriousness thou
I wouldn't mind making an eu account to play GW2 with the sub
I would. GW2 is not for me.
Hey, did you remember to fire up Vermintide for the halloween event? You get a shrunken head that boosts luck by 91%, as well as a thing that applies healing effects to the whole party.
…And you thought of saying that AFTER the event was over?
Well, I figured you guys would all at least look
at games that have huge updates. Did you miss the Sonnstill event, too?
Dude I have 530 games on steam alone.
And how many of them had multiple-GB updates in the last month?
I mean, if you uninstalled Vermintide, that would make sense why you didn't see it.
Well, I suppose that's fair, then.
The item grants might still be available, though.
MMOs are not for me anymore anyway
What is for you then?
It went on long after that image was made
No quest runs forever my son
HP was such a fucking autist, goddamn.
>>781676>Groves hated all his minions
They were wonderful people.
But it was such a circus, thinking back about them.
I thought this applied to yarr1.
Funny how similar it looks!
Well having fun is the important part
But yeah I remember someone at one point saying something along the lines of>It all comes so easily for Groves!
while you were dealing with Rosemary being a neurotic fuck>>781679
No factions tho
Fair critizism of pathfinder players pumpkin plays on PF
And I haven't taken a level in forever!
You get one when you finish the tower. and do something about the dragoness its on
You should have said so earlier!
That troll image suggesting a game made from cdpr's combat, Bethesda's open world, Bioware's story and characters and Dice's graphics has actually made its way up the pages of reddit.
You never asked! where do you think the whelps came from
Well they are still dragons for now.
>dad bought a pet rat
It's cute, though it's supposed to be bait for other rats.>>781656
I liked it, but it really seems this laptop is not going to handle anything but 4 year old games. Maybe there are still people playing Modern Warfare?
I was thinking of getting a rodent myself recently
Quick play at 4 am is too strange for me.
It is as long as it doesn't eat the poisoned food above it.
Def not my thing.
I was thinking of something fluffier.
That's cute, nigga
Why are you up already?
Why aren't you asleep?
Because I've lost control of my life.
Same here. I should be doing something productive, bit I keep waiting for my websites to update
I'll try the bed once more.
I never went to bed
Holy shit this vampire game 'just one more quest' is so addictive
Without its master's command, the ded will become an even greater threat.
There must always be a GM.
How ded can a day be
I wish I was instead of panicking over deadlines thanks to useless groupmates again
YOU GAVE ME THE WRONG FUCKING POSTAL CODE
Apparently they are making a movie about the making of The Room.
With James Franco as Tommy Wiseau and Brian Cranston as himself.
That's why you have to check and make sure you have 100mb of hard dick instead of just knowing you do.
Because Blizzard salaries are the lowest in the region.
Wait, what's wrong with that?
Why on Earth would you want to use a tablet over a mouse when playing games? I mean I guess it could be laziness or something? Like not wanting to bother changing between mouse and tablet all the time if you draw a lot.
I guess everyone has their reasons for it. An old teacher I had recommended using the tablet for everything a while ago
I just did it out of laziness at first, and now it sticked to me
See the thing there?
I didn't mean he is old. He's a web and game design teacher on his late 20s
He's a good fellow>>781736
I wish I had the will to work so hard
Panic and deadlines do wonders for you!>>781737
Nobody's responding even though the rest of the essay is practically a fill in the blanks for them.
Pretty much the same as playing with just a mouse, which is perfectly doable in wow
>might get approved for a day off every other week to help reduce commute time
I really hope this goes through. It'd mean longer work days but still.
I'm actually having fun in the new Hearthstone Brawl
How is this possible?
Also holy fucking shit I don't know who came up with using Dreadsteed but I just lost my fucking sides when it was played against me and realized it's literally impossible to win against it
Are you gonna be the world champion now that you know how to be impossible to defeat?
>>781744>in tavern brawl
No but hear this out
In the new brawl, you have an indestructible, non-targetable Dorothy on the middle of your board.
Minions to her left get Charge, minions to her right get Taunt
Dreadsteed is a 4 mana 1/1, Deathrattle: Resummon this minion
So unless you have a silence for it, which is unlikely since you have to work with a deck of 10 cards (3 copies each), if the opponent puts them down on the taunt side you cannot ever get past it and if they put it on the charge side they have infinite damage against minions since you just kill them over and over again
Couldn't you burn them down with direct damage spells?
>used duct tape roll as egg holder
I only had 3 Skill Commands in my deck, the rest of my deck is all about deathrattle minions until I eventually get to Giant Sand Worm and bash in faces
>having peanut butter sandwhiches with a hot cocoa (for americans: not hot chocolate, this is the version that has no cocoa butter and fat in it) with whipped cream
That's a 10>>781750
In a bit, I just started eating
Pinky demon go back to DOOM
Om nom nom nom nom
>those head jumping on two hand in Vampire the Masquerade
God damn it they are annoying
Pen pane pan penne
Are those cats predators?
Is the girl shot in the boobs a Kill Bill reference?
Is that the duck-thing from Gintama with a tan on?
What have you learned today, Wf-senpai?
Now I won't find out what the palace pony is doing!
He better be loyal to Celestia! Or Trixie will send a letter to Princess Celestia!
Freudian slip there
Seems like no one's around so go ahead and play
>>781782>cast bloodbuff>cast presence>beat everyone into submission, or even better, give them a punch then suck their blood dry to refund the bloodbuff and presence cost and also kill them
I love this
I love this so much
Would Stricture take care of tiny Maeda?
2morrow is my birthday
today is the celebration
I oughtta go get ready, clean up the house and shower>>781789
Tiny Maeda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Sun, and a powerful ally it is.
Which funnily enough, is true.
Also happy celebration-of-your-birthday.
Happy getting-older-day, Wf.
Which is a bit of a problem because I made some questionable decisions so I went from 10 outta 10 saints level humanity to 4
>enemy team goes 3 symm 2 hogs no healer
>switch to winston after team does nothing
>at the end of the match enemy team whines they got coutnered
>none of those symm bothered switching
Lok'tar ogar, victory or death
And pro-tip: be sure to go back sometime to Santa Monica and the thin bloods on the beach once you've been Downtown. Those thin-bloods have a very cool side quest which got cut, but got restored with the unofficial patch plus (which you should have)
I'm a Toreador too!
Be sure to get fighting skills or you'll be dead later in the game!
Do quests, sell anything you don't need, literally no other way
I guess I fucked it up because I didn't speak to them? Only the stuttering guy is there and nothing else.
They're gone? That's weird. Maybe, there's certain things that might cause them to leave.
>tfw you have an addiction and nobody will feed you
I got the sidequest from E to find Lily.
I'm not sure which one do you mean.
Also, just arrived at Hollywood.
Also, I am pretty sure I did every existing quest in Santa Monica and Downtown.
Also, I got a decent shooting stat, but as I said, I am a killer in Brawling if I apply Bloodbuff and Presence, so combat isn't a problem too.
My biggest headache so far was the Museum, since the sneaking was a nightmare, but I eventually managed. Got so angry I just dumped points into Dex to boost my sneaking
Yes that one!
Did you get spooked by the raptor
OW addition?>>781810> to find Lily
You may be on this quest in Horizons soon too!
Tomorrow they announce a new countdown for Sombrero ARG, probably less than a month this time until the next countdown
I actually fucking did, yes.
It made me chuckle, how simple yet brilliant that thing was.
The note only made it better.
Everyone gets spooked by it, it's crazy.
How do they do it?
Troika were very good at their job.
The deep lore is also still a subject of discussion in the rare /v/ or /tg/ threads about the game. I might have mentioned the discussion about the generation of the protagonist or the nature of the cab driver. Or some crazy theories on the Ankaran Sarcophagus
He's a pro genji.
How do you read the stats?
Total of 21k elims, average of 13 per game, but 56 eliminations?
56 being his most elims in one game.
If I buy a steam game as a gift (to inventory), can I open it myself?
Sure, you can redeem from your inventory
TOS was worse.>>781835>trusting beth
Because the sax is the instrument of sex.
How else can you play smooth jazz to compliment her smooth body?
Also because sax is sex with the middle letter changed.
The black chick falling at the wall gets me every time>>781830
Cause it's sensual, duh
I've been watching ow videos and gameplay analysis recently.
What I've taken from them is "nobody fucking understands how to play at levels below Master".
To which I have to agree.
Emphasis is important in these things
>Nobody understands [how to play at levels below master]>[Nobody understands how to play] at levels below master
>tfw no pony to cuddle and be comforted by
You could have asked at the meet
>tfw found a zeeb in Vampires but can't take a screenshot of it
E-everyone else was there
I keep seeing people overextend, defend the wrong chokes, not take opportunities when a pick made, tanks not controlling the battlefield, bad team comps.
But knew that.
You also have to factor in that the meta is completely different at low level play. For example, Genji and Pharah are stronger because no one can shoot them. Highground confers less of an advantage because shots are connecting less often anyway, much less headshots.
There's a huge vtm thread up on v right now.>>781848
Still too many mistakes! A team capable of holding the right chokes and capitalising on the enemy errors would climb damn fast.
>tfw too intelligent for ded meta threads
Then why are you here?
Also it's 12:30 my time, so happy birthday for reals.
Just to meme I guess
No, you don't understand
Does it UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF LOVE
This is the stuff I immediately thought of after encountering Team Skull.
I'm passing out as well.
And so the deed is done
Hope whatever taxes you might have to pay don't consider the delivery charges
How greedy >>781868
You must stay strong
I'm sure they won't mind
Is this an anime about ass-wrestling?
I know the second one is actually a ''''''swimming'''''' anime that's airing right now. Pretty popular on /a/ to give you an idea of how shit it is.
Anyone wants to play some OW? I have little over one hour and a half.
Such a qt!>>781880
The joke is that the link is a lazytown meme remix
I'd post the webm but it's already in the thread
I was just adding my own joke at you.
As far healthy/educational programs go lazy town at least had a story to it. I feel bad for the people that had to write it. It was painfully clear how forced the exercise topics were
Roll #1 20 + 14 = 34
'2d4' activate that critRoll #1 1, 4 = 5
I should probably redraw the icons someday
Woah why did the posts went from 85 to 88?
I don't see any posts below this one >>781885
Spook '1d10'Roll #1 9 = 9
'1d20-3' resolveRoll #1 10 - 3 = 7
It's just the angle >>781894
You allow deer to live. For now…
I mean, those shows are always going to happen
The best we can hope are memes out of it>>781886>>781887
What is going on here, missy?
Funny how as soon as nopony leaves we start winning.
After those two games of brainded children I did not want to play anymore.
I wonder if Gary is such a bitch to everyone or if it was especially true to me because I'm a prettyboi Toreador
Happy bday, I sent you a birthday Cheerilee earlier
Out of curiosity what is your opinion on parasprites?
I seem to have lost my sides.
My opinion is>We haven't seen one since season 1>I thought the Zapbugs from season 5 (Bloom & Gloom) were cuter
But they're alright>>781903>>781860
This is a legitimate danger on the American freeways.
Because webcomics are a pain to keep up with.
And also for dorks.
I'm not pretending to be a pastel colored talking mare right now.
Do you want to be?
I'm kinda studying.
That's pretty lame though
The writing is what makes any story - not the premise, and it has good writing.
>Bernie Sanders rigged
>connections with saudis
And now these emails implicate clinton campaign officials in satanism and child traficking.
I wish this election would never end. Is this the power of memes?
For fucking real now?
Do they have THAT much free time?
I think it you asked the average Republican if Clinton had ties to Satanism even several months ago, most would say yes.
That particular strip is lame, I meant>>781918
Yeah, at this point I am rooting for Trump too.
At least the congress can put him on a leash.
That strip isn't from Erfworld. It's from a supporting metastrip. I wish I could link you a strip with great dialog but most of them are LOADED with spoilers.
The one I wanted to show you for instance, I looked it up and in one page alone it has three huge massive plot spoilers.
oh sure. But its nice to see it in the mails. I mean corruption is a boring headline, this is exciting.>>781919
Apparently they do lots of parties. Lots of pizza parties too
>>781924>get to the one with Tracer emoting
That's where you know it's BS because hooks have a huge vertical hitbox and emoting like that wouldn't have stopped it.
It was just aimed wrong to begin with.
It was a close call still
Also, the sleepdart on the mercy near the end is brilliant too
McCree, Genji, Tracer
Ana, Zenyatta, Mercy
Since we were on the topic of "You can only play Zarya". I'm better than you on all those heroes.
Is this the part where pointless dickmeasuring begins?
Besides it doesn't even matter if you're only good on one hero, around 85% of pro players main one character, only around 1/6 of pros are flex players.
Probably not Genji and Mei, definitely not on Winston.
Nah, nopony got triggered earlier when I explained him how the bubble on zarya is supposed to save you from one mistake, not make you immune to mei.
Because he was out of position when the enemy had 3 mei on koth. Again. And then whined about dying to them.
And as I was explaining he went "well you can only play zarya so shut up".
Should've picked up a Bastion tbh
Bastion is great at handling multimei
You sure did a better Winston game there, where I was Lucio
Otherwise, not really.>>781932
That's not at all how it went down, you really must have liquid festering shit in your brain if you can't recall what happened a few hours ago
I never said you can only play ZaryaYou
started sarcastically sperging out "Well you must really know better how to play Zarya than the guy who has 60 hours in her" and that is when I said "You know how to play one character, good for you."
Nah, you quite clearly went "I can play any other character better than you" right after.
I'm quite confident my Winston is much better than yours, period. Got a POTG the very first game after you ragequit.
That's why you keep getting the Winston PotGs too, right?
Oh wait, no that's me.
Jeez, there's some serious cognitive dissonance here, man.
But I'm sure that awesome Winston play will get you right out of Plat soon enough, don't worry.
Are you actually, unironically using the fact the two of us had a winstreak which managed to boost you out of plat as an argument now?
I was there for those games mate. The only reason I'm not diamond too is because I played a bunch of solo games months ago which resulted in a loss streak and had me on a lower starting level.
And I did, in fact, get a winston potg. Just ask BDN, he was there. Or remember those koth games we played a few days ago.
Well, be proud of yourself, bub, wave your dick around some more, you're the MAN, you're a hero, you're the best players not on the Sub but in the entire world, you are a striking and stunning succesfull young chap.
Or want your ego to be stroked some more?
Going defensive after acting up like a triggered kid won't deny the fact you chimped out like the slav you are :^)
Cute>>781944>B-Buh bhut I'm totally good! M-Muh 60 hours on Zarya! M-Muh gamersense
The only one who got triggered was you.
I'm not the one chimping out about being so bad I forget there are 3 mei on the enemy team and die to them over and over because I don't know what positioning is.>>781952
You are implying I care.
Why would I want it to stop?>>781953
First of all, I never went in alone
Second of all>"Hurr why are you so bad that you can't dodge 30 seconds of mei ults"
Listen, I play OW for fun, 3 Mei on the enemy team with our pro genji refusing to switch, is not fun. I should have just quit after the first game like I know I wanted to, but you kept begging me to play with you since you only have an hour
I really can't conceive the thought of getting mad at video games.
The thing which makes me go nuts instead is hearing you get mad at video games.
When Mei freezes you it ceases to be a video game because there is literally nothing you can do, it becomes a let's play where you get to watch that fat fuck waddle up to your face and sink a million shots into your head so you can just die.
No interaction or anything, and even that one second you have to react is useless because you can't even shoot or move your mouse around. And yes, I get mad at this. I get mad at the fact that I can't do anything but be forced to either watch myself die over and over again or switch to either Hog or Zarya.
It doesn't fit dosh to be small fam
Mei getting you means you already lost.
Just be yourself
Also Reaps or McCree
The sewer/warrens had some frustrating parts, but not the combat, I handled that just fine.
Getting some sweet nudes for my Haven.
Just started Chinatown.
There's a ton of art with Appledash where AJ is tiny
Because of that season 1 episode
>Sombra now available
>New Map: Oasis is available
>New Arcade will have a bunch of new stuff and game modes, including Mei's Eco-Point: Antarctica map
Oh wait, Oasis won't come until December
>>781964>>Sombra now available
On the PTR today, Mei's map too (it's specifically designed for custom 1v1 and 3v3 matchups)
Want the Sombra animation video?
>haha boop XD
Okay not so much
>Reaper and Widow fail AGAIN
I feel really bad for them now
To be fair, it's not their fault. They were double-crossed by a self-serving Mexican.
ANIMATED ZARYA A BEST
NOW SEE WHAT I CAN DO
First of all, she walks like a hen. Looks bad.
Second of all, she's gonna be suck a pain. Hope you can shoot her teleporter to at least mitigate it.
Also, Sombra is the Zarya/Rein nerf everyone was calling for.
THe short was pretty good
The boops were cute!
Also, remember, Widow DID kill Mondatta, and this time they were doing a good job but Sombra double-crossed them
I'm still not sure how the buttons will work
So which button is camo??? M2?
Hack is M2 and camo is E, probably?
I bet she's gonna be a 150hp hero.
The way I'd use her is shutting down reins all around.>>781980
M2 could be either hack or toss translocator.
Translocator has to be Lshift, it's her mobility skill
And now the Dva healthbuff certainly makes sense, since she can still be a viable tank by just standing in the way of the damage but not dying, just losing the mech
I still think Sombra will be a NUTs antiflanker
What exactly is Tracer with no blink and no recall?
>150 health slightly faster than average squishy with no double jump
>tfw played My Summer Car at my friend's house
Oh my god this is genius
>>781975>Cyrus never wanted to leave the Distortion world
Wew lads. New meta. You will see a sombra in every team.
I can already feel the frustration from all those shut-down ultimates
As if millions of voices suddenly cried out "IT'S HIGH NOON" and then were silenced>>781985
Still, she'll have to cannibalize either a healer or a damage spot for that.
I have good feelings about Sombra all around but we'll see how it goes
Being able to fuck up Reins and Tracers is good
There's going to be shittons of her on PTR and Live
And it's part of the reason I'm so behind on Ana, for the next month there is ALWAYS going to be at least one person playing it already
I get the distinct feeling she needs to be very close to hack. Why else would you get within 20 meters of a roadhog?
The ideal solution would be sticking her close to a rein.
But then the rein's gonna get hacked…
She really gives me a Trixie vibe.
Now for Sion to quadruple his Overwatch hours within a few days
Also, this solves the problem of "Rein with a Torb turret/Bastion holding a choke"
On the other hand, that just makes Attack so, so much easier again
No, it just reinforces the double tank meta
>BARRIER DESTROYED!>This will protect us! or Time to raise my APM!
6v6 sombra would be like playing neo tokyo
That counterstrike mod with the cloaking
I'm at the dentist and can't watch
Talk about blizzcon reeee
Chinatown has the third best dungeon in town.
First is hotel. Second Strauss
I think he means her mean attitude
Trixie wouldn't have her audience go through so many countdowns.
That was definitely my favourite
Yeah. His rambling about how vampirism was a psychological disease and how everyone around him was crazy to believe it to be a curse was genius.
Because it's not like I wanted to actually play the game beyond pressing M1 anyway
Yeah, they were really good both in meaning and narration.>dissing Freud
That was to prove it was not purely psychological, although that was more about psychosis, so he was the one who believed that it's not all in the mind, from what I gathered, but changed ways somewhat once he started to study vampirism and the society from the inside
Poor Zenyatta is going to get bullied so hard by Sombra.
Holy shit, ending a Tranquility, is such a thing possible?
That would be insane.
Sombre CONFIRMED 200hp
Mei will reveal sneaky Mexican with spray n pray
>everyone is counting on me!
Hanzo's arrows and Widow's ult also reveal her.
Shotgun pellets will do the trick too, and Dva spam
So instead of Pyro, she is Cryo?
>>782012>no more iceblock>no more blizzard>just escape with the tele
I'll main Sombra just to not have to deal with Meis
Sombra is already confirmed by those playing on the floor to be completely broken and a travasty of balance
>Has personal wallhacks to see anyone under 50% health>Can hack all the healthpacks she wants, lasts for 1 minute, packs respawn 3x faster and can't be used by enemies>Can see which enemies have ults>200 health and SMG weapon is very strong>Can instantly strip 75% of zenyatta's life or 50% of Zarya's life with hack
And that's not even talking about the stuff you know, like how she can instateleport
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK
See: Everything they ever showed at Blizzcon
Okay things I have observed
>Doesn't seem to do anything to Mercy's healing since the staff is not an ability
>Doesn't do anything to ults that were already activated (Blizzard, Dragonstrike, etc.)
Unsure about if it ends Dragonblade tho
it does kill Lucio's ult
He can't switch song when hacked but his current song remains on
WEll she seems broken to hell
That fucking health pack dance.
Tfw can't watch
What's this about Winston being unable to kill her if she stands on a hacked healthpack?
Just what it sounds like.
You guys are going to be busy with OW for a long while yes?
The second one definitely has the ana vibe behind it
She's not out yet for reals, so no. I'll be fixing up my Satsuma in My Summer Car.
Which is funny because that Ana skin was thought to be Sombra back in the day.
As in discussion?
You won't play the ptr?
As in most of your free time
I don't put much merit in public tests.
Only next week>>782038
Yeah, I remember>>782041
Don't worry, we'll have quite enough for questing too
Oh, she can't deactivate Embrace the Ass then
I swear to god when Sombra says "I'm the one who set off the alarm" she sounds like Sarah fucking Silverman voicing Vanellope from Wreck it Ralph
When you get back in 2 days I will have a complete or functionally complete
list of buildings including engineering structures and other stuff
Since BDN doesn't sound free until December you can play around with things for a while before next Sealab
But maybe Sion will run fairies?
!!! CONFIRMED LOOT BOXES FOR PLAYING ARCADE BRAWLS !!!
Reaper is a really good guy
When a technicial puts his hands down, he doesn't shoot him
He only kills the soldiers
CONFIRMED REDEMPTION PLOT
>>782053>Muh redeemed orcs>Muh redeemed overmind>Muh redeemed arthas>Muh redeemed kerrigan
Puts his hands up, I mean
But seriously, it's surprising
That guy doesn't get shot, he just hits his head into one of the mechs and collapses
But this still implies that Reaper has some sense of Blackwatch code to follow that means he only kills soldiers/OW agents
We need to play 15 Heroes of the Storm matches to get the Oni Genji skin. It's really nice.
Apparently even playing against bots will suffice.
When do you want to do it?
Also, shouldn't we wait for Andy?
She used to play it I think
Yeah, if Andy wants to do it we should def wait for her
Woah. The screenshots of Mei's antarctica base look MAXIMUM COMFY. And there's details about the Oasis map too!https://www.reddit.com/live/xvmj09a3ea7h
>factions in the next HS expansion
Not sure how to feel about this
Are you ready to farm Argent Crusade rep?
This card is pretty brutal
Actually, Arakkoa are based on Gypsies, who you should be more familiar with
At least in theory
>stutters and says "Hi uh, uhm, I uh, am…"
>one of the options to answer is "Retarded?"
I laughed out loud
The fucking writing
You wouldn't mind if.
Didn't run cyber quest when I got back.
At least for a week or two?
Guess I gotta save up a thousand coins now.
Anyone wants to play?
Did we get to see the skins for Sombra?
Sorry, I'm out to dinner soon>>782071
Yes!!! Go to that link I mentioned you can see the arctic base and Oasis too!>>782059
It actually is! Heart monitors still attached!
Yes. One of her legendaries is amazing.
Oh, I thought that was simply concept art
No, it's clearly stated together with the pic that it actually is a skin.
Oh, yeah, I've heard of it. I guess the writing is as good as I've heard, huh?
If you thought Reaper/Zenyatta/Mei contesting a point was annoying, just wait until you meet 12 seconds of invisibility!
Was your surgery yesterday?
Originally it was going to be, but when they heard I'd come down with a flu/sinus infection they pushed it back to the ninth.
You can shoot her out of that.
Are you excited to be running Settlers again soon?>>782085>Hiding invisible behind payload>Behind the statue on Anubis B
Annoying unless you have a Winston or Mei
It's also not 12 seconds that was wrong of me
It doesn't look all that amazing though
I honestly thought the skin Sylt wanted was the gangsta one
I really, really like her mane.
Not Settlers, but trying out a different setting is something I'm thinking would be fun.
Can I be a slut in it?
No bones about it>>782090
You better run something before people forget who you are
Tbqh these are both pretty lame compared to her base skin
I thought Unit Lost was annoying but man Anne Munition is fucking trash. What a joke.
Also their OST literally has better original songs than the shit they play in Radio nowadays
Probably. There's probably going to be what I'm calling a "troupe" system, where players basically have a following of faceless mooks, plus three slots for various actual followers that provide different bonuses, so a slutty queenpin would probably be one way to play it.
If you don't run something I'm going to bully you literally forever tho, just fyi
Fine, but I'll probably be high on pain-meds and pain, so I make no promises about where the game ends up going.
>Space Hulk beta becomes available the 20th for people who preordered it
>I'll be in CT with no net access
DM you'd better play the hell out of it for me.
Her regular skin is dogshit though.
Cyberspace is a massive improvement.
Her regular is way better than Cyberspace
Can we just agree that she looks like technicolor cyberpunk vomit regardless?
>>782104>>782105>>782103>there are people around me who cannot appreciate that haircut
>>782107>Literal Tumblr haircut>Something to be appreciated
Pretty sure she isn't>>782108>not associating it with Raiders from Fallout
Are you gay or something?
It's literally her.
How the fuck does it make sense though?
She was totally young when soldier was already an old codger there.
I don't get how she aged so fast though… Sombra is 30.
Shaving half your head just seems inherently retarded to me. Even if you're replacing that hair with a techno-interface.
The soldier short was in the past, obviously.
20 years into the past?
Why not? Morrison was assumed dead at the very end of the Omnic Crisis, 20+ years before the game.
Because I don't find it aesthetically pleasing.
*hacks your jetpack*
*shoots you out of the sky*
HEH HEH… SEE YOU LATER!
*teleports to hacked health pack*
"""""""very short range"""""""
at least 20 meters
enough to hack someone at the top of the Eichenwald castle from the bottom
>>782123>can hack the High Noon McCree perch from the center of the control point on Lijang: Control Center
THEY CAN'T LET HER KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
It's gonna be a very fun week on the ptr.
How accurate is her SMG? I tend to fight from great distance with Pharah, to the point where you have to wonder where the rest of my team was if she hacked me.
It doesn't affect her boosters, just the jet jump ability, so she can keep hovering>>782126
it's about the same as tracer's mosquito guns it seems to me
>something you've started but haven't finished yet
Roll #1 1 = 1
That's good. I've been trying to train myself to keep our of fights with Pharah, so I should be able to get her with some time to spare.
From the developer>She has a falloff similar to Soldier, but high spread. So she can wreck large targets at medium range.
Soldier has some horrible spread, at least to me. Feels like Bastion is more accurate.
Sombrero literally has more
I would not even use either weapon in a CoD game. Just give Soldier a three round burst weapon or something.>>782133
Who else is left to play at US hours except Gaius?
Soldier's spread recovers SUPER FAST on the PTR server, when that goes to live he'll be good again
So I'll probably be making a macro to shoot his weapon in burst mode while waiting for reddit to complain again and have him nerfed.
I really like that color pallete and outfit; it just looks really, really good.
I'm kind of at an impasse; Armello as a setting really works best as a medieval-renaissance setting, but the modern-fantasy potential is intriguing as well.
Maybe… I honestly think it would work better in a cyberpunk setting. Magic is an essential part of the world already, so blurring the line between magic and virtual reality would fit well.
Since nature and magic are so tied together, Armello's 'concrete jungle' would be a lot greener than ours; still-living trees as support beams and the like. Still definitely urbanized, but with more greens and browns mixed in with the black and greys.
The downside is missing out on all the cool medieval outfits.
Maybe medieval fashion: as a requirement. Like a business suit is. Their formal dress is the traditional medieval one. Leaving enough freedom in color for personalization or reflecting company colors.
Holy shit he talks almost just like you!
>also there will be a stor
>for groceries like peer
>>782146>as a distraction for the cats, they also sent a second agent -Lazy Dick- for the mission.
I don't think that character's going to be the only Lazy Dick involved in that movie's creation…>>782148
Fair enough; the fancy colorful clothing being commonly available makes more sense with modern mass-production methods and cheap dyes.
I still kind of like the idea of having bigwigs in business suits though… maybe have the medieval styles as the fun/party attire, with suits and such reserved for everyday 9-to-5ing.
Yeah, it's more fun to mix the two and have them side-by-side than having to pick just one or the other.
I can see that working pretty well with modern stuff. You already have a huge movement for ecologically friendly buildings.
Fashion is fashion. The story takes place when the leading style is to dress up.
I was more or less suggesting that business suit was never accepted as a formal standard. And instead those with wealth and power kept the less than practical but traditional looking outfits as their standard. Maybe making them more impractical and colorful even, just to show they can afford to use the time needed to put it on.
The working class would need the slick and cheap practical plastic clothes of cyberpunk fictions.
>this is not fantasy for many of the people living in finland right now
This guy makes this look like a social awareness campaign.
I love that guy. Can totally see why this became /v/'s fotm.
Hmn… I could see a way in which this could work: for the social upper class, fashion progressed along the lines you're describing, with colorful elaborate clothing as the standard. Meanwhile, more official institutions -such as, for instance, the government- instituted something similar to the business suit, both for practicality and to assist in keeping their employees difficult to tell apart- "I've known many Mr. Smith's" and all that.
In other words, a day at the office has a lot of colorful but still somewhat practical attire, a business party has full-blown peacock-frills attire, and an individual in a business suit approaching you is generally cause for concern if you've been up to no good recently.Could also be an indicator of an individual being a member of the the secret society that's keeping the magic running.
That kind sounds like the most memorable fashions all together
Another idea clothing shape can effect your ability to channel a magical element. So a mage might actually need to wear robes to use lightning or wind magic well.
You could also add an ecological disaster in typical Cyberpunk fashion.
With a depleted ozone layer, you need
to wear thick clothing or you'll quickly get burned by the sun itself. So no more bikinis and shorts outside.>>782159
I could see fashionable catalysts being all the rage. Gangs like Los Muertos from Overwatch would be blinged out in cheap but common stuff, and the bosses get stronger ones.
Funny. The Italian idiom for "don't judge a book by its cover" is quite literally "the garbs don't make the monk".
In that case, they would.
>>782162>Perfect even split
Says he can get a copy of either sun or moon tonight to dump the cia
If he does link me after the facts. Friends will be livid.
I wish we had that version of the saying.
Tattoos are likely still cheap
Okay probably a memer
Interesting, though considering magic in the setting is closely tied to nature, a more likely result would be mages needing to show more skin, or at least have more form-fitting thin clothing.
That, or there's a give and take effect; more collars and such make for a larger mana pool, while going bare makes your spells more effective/powerful.>>782161
Double irony; there's a saying about "the clothes make the man" that also fits.
I also find the disparity where the secret cult dresses professionally while the normal people have gaudy over-accessorized outfits amusing.
Never heard that saying before though; it's interesting.>>782160>>782171
One of the characters in the game, Brun, is a bear that's pretty much covered head to toe in tattoos, who gets bonuses the more spells he casts.
Neon-tattoo mages confirmed.
Those tattoos would be cool to describe.
Another thing if you go full cyberpunk, people would be carrying around a lot of things. Imagine all the IDs they have to carry around, all the gear and bits to make things work. I know lots of women who have huge battery backups in their purses.
The American version of this is to say someone is "all hat and no cattle".
That's the Texan way, Wf. You can't just say that's the American way of saying it if it's just localized in one place.
Also, it just hit me, could you pack defense wards in all those layers of clothing? Could function as a natural looking way to keep them on you.
One more thing, they could just be the way the modern mercenary changed their looks too. Instead of carrying a big obvious vest with equipment, it's polite
to hide it instead.
Both those are very interesting options. Thanks!
Unfortunately, I should probably head to bed now; dad's got a big day planned tomorrow, since he won't be able to count on my help for much longer.
Good night, and thanks again for the discussion!
The rest of America is just the outlying region of Texas
Just keep Squire at the ready after 14 days
I'll even print out the sheets if that's what it takes.
Good night y'all
How do non Pegasi shower?
Unicorns use magic.
Mud ponies roll in mud
Reaper is such a dork
I love how Blizz seems to have embraced Reaper's complete inability to seem like a proper villain
tis is keim veer juu pilt kaar and trink peer
ettei totuus unohtuisi
I mean you say that
But if you noticed he single-handedly killed all three mechs off-screen
Makes him a good shot, not a good villain.
Him getting double-crossed by his own minions doesn't help either
He can fight, yes, but he is Cobra Commandering his way through these shorts like it's a Three Stooges skit. Widowmaker at least got one mission done but she also got beaten up by a child so yeah.
I mean, I did get a serious team rocket vibe from the shorts when Reaper cannot fucking kill Winston, two times, but this time they did everything right and only the bumfuckery of Sombra stopped them from actually being successful.
I know he is the bad guy, but I would like to see a short where he actually wins. In the lore everyone is shitting their pants because he's been hunting down OW agents, right?
OH I JUST FUCKING NOTICED
THE GUY WHO IS A TECHNICIAN AND REAPER DOES NOT SHOOT BUT HE HITS HIS HEAD INTO A MECH ANYWAY
HE HAS FUCKING BANDAGES OVER HIS HEAD AT THE ENDING
Every time I rewatch this I find some new details
But they could actually do that with Doomfist
Okay, that game seems more and more fun, especially after the video from yesterday
And also, because I had a reboot and forgot to log back in
Is this what being Finnish all about?
Wait, does this mean I can go work with bodacious babies if I know C?
Anyone wanna OW for a while?
Blueberry pls go.
I saw that, it's amazing
Was going to post it for Sylt too
We all go to reddit.
But do you go to /wsg/?>>782222
Oh it's lewd
Can't read that on the subway
But do you play OW?
It's terribly cute
>tfw no kawaii fox/wolf girl
Are you two seriously this mentally damaged?
I can try but I'm housesitting so on laptop
Pretty much can only play like Winston
Eh, those chucklefucks left.
I got my box and I gotta eat
Plus we were losing a lot again>aside from the Zen and the last game, at least 3 golds every game>even in the last one I got one and silver in all the rest
But yeah, we should't blame our team, it's not their fault, that Mercy/Symm/Torb dynamic pick was amazing.
Blaming others is a fast way to never improve. No matter how shit they are, it's just a cop out.
I do live up to my mistakes
I admitted to be shut down by the Hog in the Volskaya game, and that I could get nothing done by Zen. I did say that was not my merit that we won and that I was awful.
But Pro Hanzo playing Bastion all game and me still outdamaging him on Soldier, you know, you begin to question that some of those losses were not entirely our fault.
The king of diamonds has been made a pawn
What did he mean by this?
That the shoe's on the other foot.
Manehattan is going to be a problem if Marina doesn't get a long dress to hide her tail. It's kinda hard to walk down a street if everyone's gawking at your butt or trying to see if it's a real tail.
She could say it's a costume. Or she's an actor part of a play, singing shoo be doo
Okay, but what actor walks down a crowded street in full costume? For a week?
The royal thing to do at a time like that is to sequester one's self in a palace and make no public appearances to dumb plebs
You know how good Marina is at being a royal. Especially in a place she's never been before and is full of interesting sounds, sights, and food.
She needs practice to get in character
/wsg/ is 2004 4chan
So Apple said "you know those 3.5 mm plugs? Fuck that, not on the phone."
Then they said "ALTHOUGH, you can get this thing that connects to the charger to connect to the adapter to turn it into a 3.5 mm jack reciever."
THen they said "But hey, here are the wireless earphones that you can always lose!"
And then said "Buuuuuuuuut, what about having a cord attached to them, so you never lose them, for only 20 dollars!"
So basically they removed the 3.5 mm jack so they can sell dumb shit for about a hundred dollars to make you be able to use headphones with wires.
And I bet the idiots who actually use iPhone will gobble that shit up.
It's almost as insane as having a countdown lead to a countdown lead to a countdown lead to a countdown
C'mon, Nopo, it's 2016. Get with the times.
>5 losses in a row
Good thing it wasn't ranked.
Fiiiiiiiiiiine, want to play some more?
Remove Mei from the game
Alternatively, just remove her icicle ability.
Then at least she couldn't just two-hit kill you from long range despite being a 250 health close range character
Remove Tracer from the game
Alternatively, just remove her ability to headshot.
Then at least she couldn't burn you down in one second with a single clip before using one of her FOUR escapes to leave unpunished.
At least Tracer doesn't have 50 more health than literally anyone else but tanks (and Reaper, who has to literally stand next to you to do damage, unlike Mei who can spout her jism from across the point and still freeze you or just snipe you with the infinite range rocket-icicle)
Apparently, HotS' minimum requirements might let me run it on this laptop. I'm downloading it now.>>782264>4 Mei PTSD intensifies
>>782264>getting sniped by projectile weapons
LAUGHING TRACER SNIPER!
Le Hitscan faec
Remove Rhanna from the quest.
Alternatively, just remove her paws
Then at least she can't use alchemy to blow up your own team while you're fighting elder demons
Should I run 2day?
>tfw wanted to have fun and dick around in my summer car with a friend
>friend gets here incredibly late
>I already did all the assembly so the only part was troubleshooting
>getting annoyed because I didn't know what was causing the engine to not turn on all of a sudden
>I had unscrewed the sparkplugs
Gather the oath breakers
Sylt is gone.
Groves is playing vidya
Nofun is here!
That sounds like DOOM
Jesus christ, where was that?
It's a Riot Shotgun though, so not buckshot obviously, since then those people wouldn't have walked away.
I'll be home in 20mins ish
I'm about as well, though if Dsty gets back shortly I'd be playing a few rounds of Paladins with him.
Now that I listen to the song, that's from the slave game with the damaged goods, isn't it?
Now I feel bad
>there are people who think solve a is a good character because she's playing reaper and widow
Are they retarded? She threatened to kill a child and engaged in blackmail
Wf pls you're malfunctioning.
Also not surprising since Sombra is marketing to all those girl gamers out there. Look at how radical she is!
Well, yeah, they are retarded
Also, there is a reason Betrayal is the 9th circle of hell, since it is one of the most dickish things
>>782293>for girl gamers>Sombra>the loner hacker>not D.Va who is LITERALLY A GIRL GAMER
Your /pol/ is showing
Alright genius, who is she appealing to then?
To people like me
You're losing your edge
I must be getting old.
it's a "DM betrays the sub so that he can be comfy in the frozen depths of the 9th ring" episode
Bum dum pish!
Anyway if you can get a third meme to join us, I'll run. Perhaps Fidget or Groves.
Who else is there, aside from Sion?
You can't think of a third?
I guess there's Nopony
Well, yeah, but isn't he going to be overmeming with Sylt and everyone else?
So that's it I guess. Nopony will play with us.
Now we just need to wrangle Sion.
Nopony knows where Sion is
I was having dinner, not memeing.
I'm going to meme now though because I've lost control of my life.
Do I really have to post 10 times that I wanna play?
I mostly wanted to make Nopony jokes
I'll write a post
>>782315>Fidget fishing for people to post Marina art
Nah, it's just the other ones of her are nice, and should be recognized as such. But I'm sure as hell not going to post them myself. I don't want those perverts latching onto her.
>>782318>they're a bit… particular
That line gets me every fucking time
This whole thing is a pinnacle of human achievement
Peculiar choice of headwear…
You still didn't pick a system for mona, did you?
I didn't want to think about anything this week, so no.
I can't help but think every time I hear that name that your character is probably a moaner.
I seem to be dropping letters every so often. Not sure why. I'm pretty sure Lamp doesn't have any robs, but she does have robes.
I'd like to play some time soon though.
Knowing the two of you it's probably post apoc!
I don't follow, we aren't talking about Pumpkin here.
We never did finish the winter flashback>>782329
It is, indeed, post-apoc.OC setting
>>782331>>782330>There's a trailer for Meme Lover 2
>get my summer car running for the first time
>decide to take it to a mechanic's to get the tires balanced so it doesn't swerve on it's own
>get to the mechanic's, but it's closed
>decide to take the muscle car they give you for a replacement while they work on your car anyway
>drive 50mph along a dirt road and wrap myself around a tree
>another young life claimed by a car accident
I think I'm having a stroke.
I really don't care about that, you teased the goddamn bridge for a month now!
I saw a great image that gives tips on how to repair your car yourself, which bolts to tighten and how to fix your carb etc
Well, what was the one beside Mutants and Masterminds that you suggested?
Savage Worlds I think?
We could use SW for actual sheets and M&M for the psi stuff.
I know, you HAVE to do all that by yourself. I have to follow a guide to see how it works myself, because I know shit all about cars.
The mechanic can balance the steering angles for you though, and it's a real bitch to do yourself. You'd have to jack the car up, fiddle with the nub, take the car down, drive around to see if it still steers itself, and repeat ad infinitum.
Before I forget. '3d10'
Roll #1 8, 10, 7 = 25
"I've become Meme Lover 2, Dawn of Just."
Guess I'll take the 10 and the 8.
at least you have food, I'm starving.
You have a PDF of SW?
I do hope that 7's enough.
No. If you get one share.
Once again, Curry and his line have ruined Emrille's day simply by existing.
Hope you don't mind me posting once in a bit while I'm not home yet
I suppose I'll be rolling for every movement through the area?
Whoever designed the Ming bossfight needs to fucking die in a hole, alone and miserable
Goddamn I'm really behind it seems
I need to play more often when the opportunity
I actually ragequit my first OW game.
Not too bad.>>782363
I got pushed off the ilios control point twice when at 100% charge.
>>782361>I can't imagine getting mad at Overwatch
How swiftly we learn.
>Made Finland a Soviet puppet
Ancient Belgians settled this land after discovering the local beer spring, because it's okay to build in a muddy swamp below sealevel as long as there is free booze.
You know, my younger brother had that idea for a dwarfhold. The Darkmountain dwarves built their mountain kingdom around a beer tree, under the assumption it was a blessing of Morridan.Their kings have, since the founding, kept it their deepest, darkest secret that the tree is of fae origin.
Protip: Games are expensive since you have to pay the 50 euro price (even the shops sell it at the same rate) and compared to the average pay here, that is a lot.
So Hungary has a long standing 'culture' of never paying for video games, ever.
I'm sorry guys I'm just not feeling it today
At least we got something done
thanks for running. Hope I'm not boring you too much
Thanks for running, Wf.
Now begins the fun traveling to Manehattan.
At least I got muh panties
Nah it's not because of anyone in particular
I think it's the gloomy weather outside making me feel lethargic and bleh
Also I choose to believe real Belgians are also ruled by a lion
Holy shit I found some decent guys while playing OW.
We should all play that.
Should I hop in and ruin it?
We just ended.
Also it was a group of 5 plus me, vs another group of 6.
C'moooooon, just a few more games, to ruin that experience~
As in, the two of us? Give me 5.
I'm finally home after 15 hours
GEKs are yesterday's enemy!
Christmas stock was already in the shopping aisles for us.
On October 20th.
At least they weren't blaring the horrible Christmas music that's on 24/7 after November.
Selena is a very shoppy pony
She fills the void in her heart with commodities
Should have kept that gold dildo, huh?
Yes, but you could have sold it for a bigger, more magical dildo. Maybe a dragon one.
What a good guided by invisible hoof pony
And now she has enough money to not need to do anything anymore!>>782399
Well, it's not like she's got a husband. Some
thing needs to fill that role.
Well, I'm sure it would put her daughters at ease, knowing their mother is cared for.Especially since it looks like Abilio isn't going to be able to pull his dick out of his wife long enough to fix Jolly and everyone else suffering from age magic complications.Unless, of course, he uses the amulet to exist in two places at the same time. But that leads to the problem of "but which one is the original Abilio", which will end in either a spitroast of his wife, or the destruction of the southern end of Canterlot as the two duke it out until Celestia shows up.
The existing "gods", of course. Abilio would just be a young upstart, relatively, and their accumulated experience would give them the edge in battle.Especially since Abilio still has tethers to the world below. His wife and daughter.
Fidget is actually extremely lewd, he just bottles it up. He's slowly becoming more comfortable with expressing himself though.
The name of the game is repression, for the good of all.
>>782410>Fidget is going to play a Mirror Image mage in Cheesy's new quest and spitroast all the mares
Dude, I can tell you from personal experience, all the retail stores are putting christmas stuff on the shelves the day after Halloween is over. I'm not sure how this is news to you.
Ha. That's a laugh.Besides, I already did something similar to that in a CoC game Campfire ran on Roll20, where I played a 4/10 illusionist mare who used magic to improve her appearance to a 7/10, but still only relied on her mirror image clones to provide "relief" because she was afraid her magic would fail during the action.
This lead to many frustrated nights as mirror images can't really take more than a light tap before poofing into nothing.
>>782412>Cheesy is going to be all drugged out when Dishonored 2 releases
I wouldn't want to be in your shoes
Neat. I didn't know you played any mares before Marina. Marina is still cuter though but probably chubbier
Selena will slap some sense into Abilio
Most definitely. That mare was tiny.>>782416
Enjoy having your assets put in the recycle bin.
Video games are probably far more interesting and engaging when you're totally tripping balls.>Whoah, fuck man, I can like, teleport and slide-dash. Wheeeee!>become abnormally obsessed about making sure every last dead body is disposed of properly in a dumpster, leading to instances of running past still-alive guards with a dead body slung over your shoulder to reach the nearest dumpster
But Selena owes Abilio for getting her a job!
Its okay I like lewd Fidget. He should come up more often
So are you making use of your lucid powers to [quest preparing noises]?
He repaid that favor by vouching for her to the crew.
>>782420>hire her for job>she performs job>she gets paid for job>this somehow implies a debt
As long as Abilio fixes up Jolly, it's all good. And Selena won't have to tell everyone about those fertility potions
Yeah, yeah, I actually am taking notes and drawing a basis for a map and such. It's a little hard finding time, since I've been outside working all day today and every other day for the past week, and will likely be working outside all day tomorrow too, but I'm getting there.
In America, getting a job is a big favor
She did need some vouching for. She didn't exactly fit the pirate type, and she never engaged in the plundering. People could easily be suspicious that she's a spy or a goodie-two-shoes narc.
As far as Selena knows, Abilio is dead. Bran said so!
We're in the meta here. Juyst saying what might happen if she ever finds out
>Starcraft 2 Grand Finales
Oh sure, absolutely
I last watched SC2 when Husky was still casting games
Recently, Byun made world esports history when he won a world championship without a team – the Code S World Championship 2016.
He just won the Blizzcon world championship without a team, to boot.>>782434
Anyway, as long as you're having fun doing mundane stuff like shopping and cleaning and exploring Witherloo, I'm happy to keep running that.
He's not in it for the glory
I thought you might like that!>>782440
I take this to mean "I had a lot of fun this session, please continue"
not in it for the glory
Are you trying to impress me?
>/v/ the musical IV has the Brains song from Billy and Mandy
>they couldn't find ANYONE who could play the Voltaire backline on violin
>shitty fucking acoustic guitar instead
This triggers me so much holy shit
Guitar is the worst possible instrument they could have picked for it
I'm so triggered I don't even want to listen to it and I'll just go and watch the original instead
And now the thunderstorm fucked my internet over, having to wait until tomorrow for someone to fix it.
It was a shame. /v/irgin company was decent, though.
I kinda want Aira and/or Aria to basically kick Selena out of tge house and force her to do something she wants instead of worrying all the time.
Cuz right now Selena wouldn't do anything else. I kinda want to find out what the lion is up to or more about jollys family but it wouldn't be ic unless the twins talked her into not cleaning.
>"Have you forgotten about LGBT characters?"
>"There are multiple and they're coming soon. We want to release a story just about this."
Could not be rolling my eyes harder. Like do you NEED Junkrat or whoever to be COMIC CONFIRMED FOR GAY SEX to imagine him that way in your head? Can you not enjoy the Junkrat character unless he's DEFINITELY FOR SURE GAY?
he's totally taking it up the mariana trench from Roadhog. I mean I don't like it, but I'm sure Blizzard is going to pander to the homogay crowd.
In an earlier interview someone, Geoff or Jeff - somebody - said "we're just not going to address romance - that's not core to the fantasy of being a hero" which I think is the right course to take
But of course we GOTTA HAVE a very special comic dedicated to gay sex to make the tumblr crowd happy.
Why is 2016 the way it is
Because we've gone into the universe where nothing makes sense.
They should go all out and fuck with the community. Here's your tranny hero:
>Soldier 76 was a woman, but the super soldier made him into a man because men are stronger than women.
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You do realize Roadhog absolutely fucking despises Junkrat, right?