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 No.787187[Last 50 Posts]

In which we meta meta


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1st for Trixie


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2nd for Emrille


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Third for smug


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How goes the quest prep DM?


I need to pick a system and learn it


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You've been saying that for a while now!


It really comes down to Fantasycraft or D&D 5e


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>tfw 0limestone kissu

Pencils should get a writes though. His story is all over the place Even more than my quests


So it was Limestone all this time


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Limestone is pretty tsun tsun


>tfw no tsundere/yandere pony lover


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Why must our live be suffering, groves?


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Breathe in this yandere gas.


It's because you touch yourself at night


It's a catch 22!

Thank you Yuno


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I wish I were that confident

Taking this many classes this semester was well and truly a mistake

I'm considering sleeping in shifts tonight, but it might fuck me up


>I wish I were that confident

When in trouble I always think "well everything's fucked anyway, might as well study hard now and see how much I can do." Takes all the stress off.


I just bottle it up and let it eat me up inside!


Oh yeah that will definitely fuck you up


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Death in metaponi form.


I wish I was fucking dead for sure


Me too thanks


Want to do a suicide pact or something?


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I've always wanted to be in one!


Just enroll in the foreign legion.


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consider the pony


Do I get to murder people without consequences?
Or do I have to join ISIS for that?


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Pony is considered


Fuck pony.
Not in the sexual way, but in the fuck-off kind of way.
Pony did nothing for me!


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You do! And you get perks for doing it, too!


But what if I don't want to take life, I want to nurture life


Get a farm.


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I've seen what happens to people with farms


Like sucking dick anyway!



But I don't like plants either!
I want to nurture proper life!


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Videos like this are the meaning of my life


You have a very disorientating live


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Get yourself a barn or a neocatechuminal wife. Or both.


A whatwife


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>complete lazy town 1080i on mega
It's a branch of Catholicism which takes a hard stance on procreation and basically says a woman should always be pregnant.




You have no fucking idea what bringing up a child is like.


Can't be that hard. Everyone's been doing it throughout history


Oh, I'd just be responsible for making her preggo all the time
Also, I do want to be a parent one day, when I find the right one


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Considering the monsters it's made out of people I don't know if I would like to or be capable of being a parent


What truly scares me about it is sometimes I feel like I resemble my father more and more as time passes, and that's a very bad thing


How do people in Singapore feel about Trump's election?


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It really is, isn't it

Generally it's a very bad thing. American isolationism means less trade and more opportunity for Mr Xi to have the whole place to himself.


What about Duterte?


Absolute unpredictable madman, which is also bad. But he seems to be calming down.


>conspiracy nut roomie asks me how much a website costs
>asks if I can make one for friends of his
[sweating intensifies]
I have no idea what the prices are and I never made anything like that.


Well that depends, do they have a server or do you need a webhotel?
Standard price for making a complete website would be around 300 euros.


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>what key is that cactus in
It's always the simple things that get me


>go to supermarket
>deep frying machines on sale for less than 50 euros each
[sweating intensifies]


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Let me see if I can survive on a shift of 3-4 hours

Or just one block of 5


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Twirly eyes a cute.


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I wish I had the balls to go into the Paris Catacombs one day


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I'd have Lyra as my marefriend


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This comic is bretty good so far


Is that some Blackcat I see?


That hitman game with the difficulty turned up is really kicking my ass.



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Made me think about what if Vampire was in a Noir 50's


Where are you reading?



Blacksad literally sounds like a 4chan meme name for a comic. Example:

>Did you see the new update of Furry Noir?

>Oh I'm not into blacksad.


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>Family comes over
>they leave and somehow my phones are missing


Your house phones? Cell phones?






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For real?


For real
rip 20BR$ phones I needed for class


Woah, that's almost $6 in freedom


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I'm no pedo!


What a specific denial.


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Why would you want an inexperienced kid anyway?


I dunno, you tell me.


I wouldn't!


Will you help us reclaim the world?


I can't today, sorry.


>find mud donk poke
>like a good 90% of the ones I find, it's female
Well, I guess Mabel gets to exist in two universes now.
What's funny is that her ability is Stamina, so the more she gets hit, the tougher she becomes.


I wish she'd take a good pounding from Warren, IYKWIM


Unfortunately, there are no Pegasus pokemon.


Do you think it could be when Rapidash gets a Mega?


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I'm not sure you understood


Closest you get is Absol.
Of course I did. PokeMabel had the highest chances, and there's no such thing as a Pegasus pokemon.


But would you breed them if there was?


Depends on if they'd be in the same egg group.


Keldeo can rocket jump.


That's not really the same. Plus, Keldeo is a geld-io. No breeding for him.


Poor guy


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Have a calming griff


ARe you sure it's not the french?



Nah, but legendaries can't breed, with the exception of manaphy.


I thought the jews wanted Hillary to win?


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>Find mom is smoking again
And I thought the day couldn't get worse


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Do koreans say "What a really rough day for me" or are the people who made the subs for Train to Busan just winged it?


And with that post, I butchered english too


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Well that makes me feel a bit better
Might be a nice thing to draw


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I'm sure it's not the US or Russia.


What do zombdeers eat?




I mean, I'd figure the French would do something like that!
Not the germans!

Dead grass?


Damn you're a genius


I know my zombies!


Germans aren't that prudish!

Also, now we're talking about Trump and jews again, did you check Oliver yet?


Not yet
You also didn't find me the screencap!


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Oh right, I did find it actually!


The worst thing is, every now and then he talked about actual issues too, but it's still a shitshow so it cannot be taken seriously.


I still haven't seen that episode.


Neither have I


You should!
It's a good griff episode that's slightly marred by tiny ponies

I blame the regular news being so shit nowadays.


Probably. Does the groof factor outweigh the fact that it's still a CMC episode?



I mean, in Hungary, there is only one critical news channel in the TV, and they only started being critical after they've been threatened with taxes.
The only good newspaper got shut down by Fidesz last month (democracy!) and there is only one good investigative journalist site, but they take forever to produce material (since they actually investigate) but that makes them no money so those great articles barely ever get to people.


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Nowadays we've got the internet anyway.
For good or bad, mass media, of whatever affiliation, as it used to exist is on the way out. Google and Facebook are more crucial now.

Brushie the pon '1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10


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then what's the point


>google and facebook
are exactly the things that let to a post-truth society where if you don't like facts and reality you can just look for news that conform with your worldview


I agree. But that doesn't change the fact that it's happening!


Holy SHit, Korean zombies are something else


To see the Griff?


>first Hitman mission is Zoolander
>second one is stopping the creation of Foxdie


Well she seems like a crazy one.


Fucking Koreans truly got nerves of steel.
>There's like 50 zombies past this door on the train, but it's covered with newspaper so it's okay, we can stop freaking out now


>elderly and pregnant
You know
I really don't want to like these characters becasue they WILL turn to zombies by the end of the movie
But it's doing a great job of making them likeable without forcing it


>guy goes into a traincart full of zombies and starts punching them to save his wife

This is how you recognize a badass


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>dad is appa in Korean
>it's apa in Magyar



What song is that in the dramatic webms?


Slavs are Asian, so what?


You learned enough European history to know the difference betweem slavs and Finnu-ugors.
Do they just hand out degrees over there?


Pa is a common syllable for words for father just about everywhere

Appa is a very casual term, like pa.


Still caught me off-guard for a second, because I know pa and papa are used almost everywhere, but not apa/appa


It looks like it's similar to Chinese, where an 'ah' sound in front is a term of casual address that can be used in front of just about anything. Would be interesting if that's the same in magyar.


It's convergent evolution. Two different groups converged into one race of squatting pseudohumans.


Nah, it's not a general rule here, we do suxiffes not prefixes

Did they teach you next to the Creationism class?


Get on Minecraft faggot. We need someone to explore the world and find an ocean.


I'm going to be pretty busy in the coming three days.
I don't think I'll be able to play much.
Also, I should be sleeping soon.


Cheesy, I want you to know I'm extremely disappointed there is still no game for me to play as the matron of a brothel in.


Wait until his face heals nore


Man that happened A WHOLE WEEK ago!
Back in my days plastic surgery wasn't so slow!


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This; I've only just reached the point where I'm able to start preparing my own meals and such, and even then there's still stuff I need assistance with, especially if it involves doing something with multiple steps. All of that swelling in the facial area causes a lot of tension headaches and makes it hard to think clearly, though the medicine can help alleviate that.
Most plastic surgery doesn't involve bone grafting/screwing with the skeleton. Bones take a lot longer to heal.


Pray to Mr sketel for calcium and healthy bones then!


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Taking calcium supplements is proving a more effective alternative; the doctor said at the follow-up that I was in surprisingly good condition for the week after, so I'm definitely on the mend.

While I'm here and somewhat coherent, are there any particular questions you have about the game that I can try to answer? Aside from when I'm going to run; that's going to happen as soon as I'm recovered enough to be able to.


I'm meming about joining. Only thing I know it's the setting being cyberpunk or something?


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Yeah, pretty much a cyberpunk take on the Armello setting: magic and nature are interconnected in-setting, so the urban sprawl involves a lot more greenery and stuff like hollowed-out trees and stuff, similar to some of the new enviromentalist stuff that's been gaining some traction recently. Still a lot of steel, stone, and skyscrapers, just with plants mixed in as well.


But what's the goal?


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Finally free. I can run Cyberpunk for Andy if she's here


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kyaa's into thread


Give me about 15 minutes for prep


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Are you ever going to revisit Fallout again?




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By the way. Your rockruff is, until further notice, named Wan-delia.


If you haven't acquired foxe yet, gimme tomorrow


I have a [female] rockruff after farming for her for 4 hours. Can you evolve her?

No problem


Was planning on it, actually. Mine's female as well, and the only one I found.


>Andy has to send her dog to live with someone else so she doesn't grow up to be edgy

She learned from Morrigan


Well it IS kilana's kid


Basically, the Guy running the city has gone nutso from Rot corruption, so your goal is to garner favor/political clout in order to protect and expand your assets once he dies from the Rot, or to get enough support and fighting power to go in and off him yourself, or revel in the collapse of order and indulge in the Rot yourself.
I might someday. It was fun, and I put the time into that system and everything. Unfortunately, that's probably not going to be for a good long while; I'm still waiting to be recovered enough to try and run this Armello-punk thing, so any attempts at fallout would have to come later.


She learned from the twins then!


>twins are edgy now
personally I blame the father


I meant campfirequest vamps


different universe!


Kilana and Morrigan confirmed same universe as pokemon then?


I thought the twins wanted to be edgy, but Andy wouldn't let them?


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They're probably cubone and marowak


Well rockruff isn't is the same universe as either then!


well no?
you silly pony


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So I'm saying they're all Andychildren from different universes

Clearly your parenting style produces edge!


I would argue that isn't true, on the basis that all children are demonic little shits to begin with.


I don't mind arming my 'Runners, it'a just that I do make police existant. Some gunfire is allowed between gangers, but full out battles are squashed. They make getaways harder and eat into profits.


full out battles aren't my style either, but you know that.


Would you like to hatch foxe yourself, or shall I name it?


I want to watch fox hatch!


Alrighty then


when do you wanna trade?


I can do it in 12ish hours, or tomorrow.



Roll #1 2 = 2



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Might take a few more sessions to finish Cyberpunk than I thought. But this does give us some time to discuss another American evening quest. I was hoping to do another Space Quest, but I'm open to suggestions.


Sorry for being slow! I just wanted to be sure we were armed for this.


It's not that, it's just that recruitment will be one session and the final place I think I can separate into two sessions.


Sounds fine!


Still, is there anything you'd like to see in a space adventure? I have too many ideas, and I wouldn't mind adjusting them for a better quest.


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I dunno
What's in a space quest?


>week is forecast to be all rain
Can I just take a week off in a coma or something


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I'm still trying to figure that out. I'd like to make sure I incorporate some kind of journey to far off places, that each city and planet is unique. I don't even know if people will want one big quest, or smaller ones to deal with.


a group affair would be nice
then we could be a crew together


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Makes it easy to keep everyone together for me.

Think of what you want to do in quests in general. Is there anything from other boards you've seen that you'd like to try?


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I dunno


I'd like to have the America crew think of some things they might find interesting, so I'll take any suggestions.


It might be cool to be taking a passenger somewhere?


I like complicated things that require learning and mastery. An ideal quest for me would involve something like being introduced to the engineering team and being presented with a maze of pipes, boilers, atmospheric compressors, fuse boxes, emergency cutoff switches, gauges, wires, warning signs written in dense technical jargon, and exotic machinery. Progression would involve researching and mastering the machines.

This kind of stuff is why I love Space Station 13. You don't just turn on the engine, you build it and optimize it. You don't just shoot someone with a healing beam, you observe symptoms, diagnose, form a treatment plan, and carry out pharmaceutical or surgical treatment.


sleep well knight


>10, 10
Hawknia has SPECIAL EYES.

It does give you guys a specific area to head out to.

I understand, I just don't know how well I could pull that off. But you'd be leaning towards that kind of engineer position?

I can't. My brother let the dogs in and they peed on my good blankets.


She's hyped up.


What a pain, they must have known those were good blankets and wanted to mark them for their own.

>specific area

yes, and a reason to get there in a timely way.


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I have liked this type of ship from seeing it on /vg/.

Depending on the character of the passenger or cargo, the story can spin off in different directions.

Or is there a space ship type you'd like?


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That's a fine ship


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I just like the idea of exploring the final frontier. If you think anything, post it.

Good night.




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>Sarkozy already lost
Damn. I guess the French still hate his guts.

Rain all week here too. Just like last week.


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I should get the fc doc on my phone to read it on the go


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Most of the sub would be fine with any system at this point since we all had our fill of FC. So if you find something which suits the quest you want to run better just go with that.


The only other options I've really looked at are d&d 5 and s10


@Andy: I made a couple improvements to the hut

You'll probably notice them


Where do I sign up for being euthanized?


I don't know, but be sure to tell me once you find out.


Try Switzerland.


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Maybe we can ask Cheerilee to administer a lethal dose for us


>not sleepy


Of course not, if you hang around in the meta


Time to die


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>both exam papers today ezpz

Could be good or bad


Well, 72 hours passed
I should be able to smoke now
If not and I get a dry socket, I guess I'll just fucking end myself


you know what would take your mind off it


I wish
But I definitely cannot afford to get into MC before Wednesday, as much as I want to


>want to cook something simple
>end up with half a dozen dishes to clean


>not doing the dishes after doing them


I have to do the dishes as soon as I'm done eating anyway, since my dorm has only a shared kitchen. Cant leave stuff there.


>tfw the meet ended 4 months ago
Time sure flies huh?


The universe is awoken by nightmares


>tfw the first meet happened almost two years ago


Pity. But if you want just an hour of escapism at some point, you can always log in instead of shitposting here.

That way you'll be sure you have everything set up for when you play for real.


And the next one is a year away.
What's the status of your pc


Unknown. Shop is closed today.

I'm kind of expecting to get it back by Thursday, since I'll have time then to head into Bruges and pick it up again if it's good to go. Assuming the issue is found by then, that is.


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>no one will come here still


Believe me, I would if I could. 2017 is just not going to work out. Between my skiing trip, my sister's wedding and the next Finmeet, I just don't have the means to hit up Asia. Maybe in 2018.

Though admittedly I'd sooner go to Taiwan or Japan than Singapore, since there's more stuff to see.


>visit Singapore
>On the Malayian Peninsula
>Populated by Chinese
>Speak English
Pretty comfy

I bet you don't have many sights tho


We have the best zoo in the world, and some unique nature trails, even if they're small.


Singaporean annexation of Malaysia when?


>brown-skinned girl with dark skin and eyes on Twitch streaming
>"I come from Sweden"



Would you rather have otr sooner in s10 or later in fc


What kind of stream are you watching?


>that comfy feel when DM will literally never learn a system even the ones designed for absolute beginners because he has no ability to just sit down and read for more than 5 minutes straight

makes me want to bundle up and take a nice cozy nap


I usually watch OW to fall aslp


Does it have zeeb


One of those unchanging hallmarks of the sub


It's not even hard. Just sit down and make a character.


Later in FC sure. If you can do it
Alternatively we could play a bit in s10 while you learn FC


I already did that for sion's quest way back when. It needed several external programs to do apparently.



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I showed you the pictures before, didn't I


You only need one thing.


>waiting for a target to kill themselves while browsing the sub
Stop being so dead!


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Let's talk about the things that trouble us.


I'm troubled by my lack of a job.


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There's always camwhoring.


My wife wouldn't approve.


I've fundamentally got the wrong mindset to ever get into, or at least even begin to enjoy, programming but I also can't find peace within myself until I've managed to create a video game I can be proud of.


Game maker doesn't require any programming skills!


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Join the Game Creation Club, dummy!


what about your wife's son?




You wouldn't know anything about loving your waifu, monster. You change them like the seasons!
Sonichu hates whores.


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A wild Teacher Pone appears…
Teacher Pony uses TEACH


learn '1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2


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You're staying after class!


That seems a little advanced for elementary school kids.


Ponies are all geniuses.
Hence why they realized being ruled by an immortal princess is the best governmental system




I got a Sega Master System


isn't that like
40 years too late?


Well fine, enjoy your dead then.


I'd stay with her after class IYKWIM


The death returns.




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I meant to write something but I forgot.


Can't you recall?


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It probably wasn't important.


But I want to hear your input and kind words!


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Nothing at all?
Come on, you can do better than that!


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Probably. I don't have the inclination though.


Do I need to shittalk Luna for it?


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Not sure why you would in the first place.


To get a reaction?


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But I'm talking to you.


You never do, you always talk to DM and Groves instead ;_;


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We're very busy.


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Here's something we should watch: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School-Live!


> As Yuki seeks out fun school activities every day while living at school, the other girls work to keep her safe, because in reality, they are the sole survivors of their school after a zombie outbreak overruns the city.



It's bretty brutal from what I hear.

The first episode makes it look like nothing is wrong and then all of the sudden it makes a 180 turn into complete hell.


I want to watch this
You guys
Need to wait for me with this until the weekend


I doubt DM and Gaius are interested in this kind of thing.

But I'd stream it for you. Or you could stream it for me.


>tfw still on the second island
game is much bigger than I thought!


I'm really not good at streaming stuff, sadly, which is the problem.
I can only do it properly with Steam with this laptop.


And unfortunately I can't stream with this laptop either, so until I get my PC back I can't do stramming.


Well, you should hopefully have it by the weekend, right?


How many hours.


That seems likely. I'm counting on having it back this Thursday.

No guarantee the issue will be fixed though is all.


We'll see.
If all else fails, I can try and stream it


If all else fails, we could always just time it so we're both synched while watching it separately.


That would be some ghetto streaming


24 it says
maybe because I keep stopping to look for every pokemon, and it did take 4 hours to get rockruff


That's some dedication


Well. That does sound worth it.
I'm going to pick up Moon eventually, I just don't know when.


>not catching them all

when you have time to properly enjoy it I suppose!


It really is. Doing the side "jobs" of hunting down specific pokes also pads the time.
>not just waiting for Star to come out on the Switch


>buying the switch


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>The Switch


Just the ones you like!


in all seriousness, though, depending on its potential library I might get it.


I gotta get all of em'

when do you wanna trade puppies?


Well, I said 'that's dedication!' in a positive way! You get those mons!


It's going to have to wait until I'm back in a place with WiFi. I don't think my 3ds can piggyback off of my phone.


no problem


Also, what level do they evolve at? Or do I need to hit them with a moon stone or something?


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25 and it has to be day for you and night for me, which happens at the same time, our actual day
I'll just toss you a rare candy with her when the time comes


Right. Any name in particular you want, or is Wandelia fine?


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Name? You mean you have a second one?
I was hoping you could evolve mine.

what cutes


You like lightingspiders, don't you


I can rename it up until I trade it to you, silly


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I understand better now! Call it Natalie.
What should edge pup be called when it arrives?


Balls taste like liver, but not as strong.


Would you let them charge your batteries?

You would know!


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Grats on popping your cherry.


I would, just had some!


I tried them too when I was younger, they are pretty meh


I'll leave that up to you.


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>finally got around to reading
>This happens


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>end up discussing basic physics with a friend
>he has a degree in aerospace engineering and is going for his master
>he is about to put a satellite into orbit
>he can't do basic dimensional analysis
Two hours to explain to him how 39k > 600.


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Don't worry. He can just check his smartphone if he needs to remember that!


Jokes on you, I'm the one advocating cloud knowledge and I could do the math.


Yeah, but the guy who might need it doesn't!


Yes, but can he understand deeper meaning in a novel or poem?
I bet they can't teach that at universities!



But I can shitpost louder if you want.
The curtains were fucking blue.


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I can outshitpost you any day of the week


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Really now?


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>tfw funny idea for selena

>he thinks his chinese traps can intimidate me


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>he thinks his wazzis will save him


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Only bats can save me


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The bats are all mine, starting with >>787561


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oh dear


We had a nice anecdote of one of our poems/writers being analyzed by a contemporary "the author was thinking…"
And his only repsonse to that critique was "Like hell I was." (Or damn, something similar, but back then those words were just as serious as saying fuck).

Although that's nothing compared to one poet writing a poem in which if you read the first letters it spells out "Lick my ass, Karinthy" (the name of the other poet)
The revenge was hiring a bunch of kids and then telling them to ask him for an autograph all at once, and then the kids asked, "Oh, you're not that guy?" And gave them back.


Steal one (1) bat

Roll #1 2 = 2


I'll just steal your lightning '1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4


Even that pillow-bat, it is now mine.
Get out, bats are mine.

Roll #1 5 = 5


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what about not-quite-a-bat


>Sylt has a stash of batponies hanging in his attic


Get that succubi out of here!
Yes. Yes I do.


It's succubus. Succubi is plural.


I-I'll take that one then!
I never get any bats ;_;


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what about this almost-a-bat ?


What is he, half pony half edge?


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No that's pumpkin



I'm sure she'll be happy


I had the same thoughts as I was typing that post. But now that I see your picture I can only think about the things I would do to that bat.


That is a very cut bat though

Yeah, but will she really be? Or will she just pretend to get her succubi way and suckle my juices, whatever it is that they need?


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whoa now


Lower quality bat.


>there's gonna be a street names "Meme street" and "Emoji street" in a Finnish town next year
Oy vey


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Post the whole thing, you pussy.


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Your dog is ready, and I'll be able toss her to you once I get back.


It's implied blowjob only, as far as I know.


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Do you ever think to just end it all and start over?


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In those times I go on the internet and pretend to be retarded


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I have known such feels


Yes. Five thousand miles away.


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No worries.
I should focus on progressing anyway


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Maybe we can all be 6 year old girls and live together as sisters!




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I'd rather be a pon


Y-You would be my onee-chan?


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Post the webm.

You know the one.


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I know exactly, but I can't find it


>7.3 Earthquake hits Japan and causes a tsunami
Right after a major earthquake in New Zealand too, exactly what happened a couple of years back.

Nips and Kiwis BTFO by shared fault lines once again.


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>still no Cali falling into the ocean


Just a heads-up, don't do the battle total until your pokes are lvl50 or so. Otherwise you'll get stomped.




Even then, just don't do it.


>try it not expecting it to be a 50 hard set for everyone except me
>two cpus start off with explosions


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>try total ham for the first time in a while
>oops 1am again


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>do the same as you
>mons lv 20/30
>get raped by a kingdra


Didn't help that the intro fight had all three of them gang up on me.


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what's wrong with it?


It's basically the battle train/facility.


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I'll go to bed




does it not bring your pokes up to 50 ?


It does not. Which is why I got rolled so hard.


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Sleep for me


Dear blag
Adulthood is hard.


I don't wanna sleep at allllll


wow why is that okay?


I fucking know, right?



If you ever get tired of being rolled, join us in Crafting


where did you put the iron plant?


There's a lot of it growing in the cave with the copper, tin, and coal plants


I don't know where that is


get on

or - it's near the tree growing area


>Andy says brb
>Leaves for 2+ hours

Anyway smelter is up and running


Kind of just want to fall asleep here.

I'm looking into Traveller more, if it has your Engineering stuff, but how goes the Minecrafting?


In the shadow of the valley
I would like to settle down
Wide open space
Wind on my face

A distant horizon
The moon on the crest
In the shadow of the valley
That I love best


I'm going to go with it's going


I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle
As I go ridin' merrily along
And they sing, 'Oh ain't you glad you're single'
And that song ain't so very far from wrong

Oh, Sally Jane, oh, Sally Jane
Though I'd love to stay forever this is why I can't remain


It wasn't picked at random, it was a very carefully selected song! That's the song that I feel when I play.

It evokes feelings of New Vegas because the world is cracked, parched, and empty. But the song itself is about a peaceful existence of settling in a land that has become familiar, and evokes longing. In the same way, we live on a mountain peak where monsters don't spawn (because we have torches out to several chunks away). It's a beacon of light that rises above a valley, literally casting a shadow over the lands below which we have terraformed into a small grove.

Because monsters don't spawn at the peak, a lot of my regular grind is done at night. The moon rises on the crest as I make another round in the garden and stoke the flames at the smelter. I watch for the dawn on that distant horizon, to bring light to the shadows in the valley that I love best.


And my song was there to explain how I can't settle down and play!

Anyway. Goodnight.


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I had things to do.



I built a nether portal with a mold but didn't visit


I've still a long list of botania things to do before I worry about the nether


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Foxe is waiting


I want it


You want an owl too, by the way?


I will give owl a home if you have extras


Lemme think of a name


however I don't have seal babies yet


It'd fine.

Any idea how to do a wifi trade?


I'm a little confused too, it should be the festival but.. I don't see my friends list


connected to the internet?


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That you, Bloom?


I should be
IGN Bloom

How do I access the friend list? I only see "VIP" or "Guest"


I just chose link trade and it pulled up your name first, since you're on friendlist.


Thanks for the qts


Enjoy. Might ask you to help me evolve a mon or two at some point


can do


>Kind of wanted to apply for 4chan janitor


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>too tired to do much of anything
I am gonna try to sleep
what day do you think you want to do more hawknia stuff?


Wednesday seems like the best bet, is that good for you?


wed night? not great, with turkey day right after


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anyway falling asleep at my chair, gonna go for now.
this pone will watch over the meta for me.


Yeah, this week looks like a lost cause. I'll check my schedule for next week, see what comes up.

Good night


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The work is a total slog, but the benefits are nice. So they say.

Imagine hours of just browsing the worst content a board has to offer. A feed exclusively consisting of porn, guro, off topic, doxxing, raids, people shitposting at each other, "reply or your mother will die", et cetera.


We spend a lot of time there, so it would be nice to give back like that.

But judging how often they seem to ask for new janitors, it might be a real stressful thing.


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I'm going to try and get some sleep, good night


Wow, it's not pissing rain outside for once.


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>Groves when he can't get pissed on by rain


Let's ride into the sunset together.


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>roughly half my team is already over 50
>have only cleared three grand trials
I think giving people the EXP Share at the beginning might have been a mistake.


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>not turning it off when you don't need it

It's more balanced here though
Your levels will be almost fine for what's ahead


>look up the requirements for flying in Legion areas
Just fuck my everything up.


I heard the requirements for flying in the next expansion will be
-Exalted with all Vanilla factions (incl. Booty Bay and Bloodsail Buccaneers + Magram Clan Centaur and Gelkis Clan Centaur)
-Exalted with all BC factions
-Exalted with all Wrath factions
-Exalted with all MOP factions
-Exalted with all WOD factions
-Exalted with all Legion factions
-Explored 100% of map
-Completed 100% of quests in all expansions
-Level 120 character of each race
-Level 120 character of each class
-Reached top 100 rank in PvP
-Completed final raid on Mythic difficulty
-Own 100% of non-promotional battle pets
-Completed quest, "Farm Boars in the Forest for 120 levels at 2xp each."


>not needing every mount and all heirlooms + artefact weapons at max level
Way to casualize the game, blizzard. What next, no mandatory Timewalking Naxx40?


>Finnish meme street Nasse mentioned is an actual thing


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Maybe questing is dead


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>had a dream about a Meet in Paris
>earlier had a dream about a perfect waifu


When I think about running a quest I wonder if what I really want to do is tell a story rather than run a game, and if so why am I not writing a book.


>TPP is ded as fuck
Now to see what China will do. Kind of glad it's dead, even if it did have some positive aspects.


>tfw I had to stay back for a bit in a museum because I lost my shoes, you guys went ahead
>by the time I came back, DM was dressed up as a Nazi

If this really would happen at ParisMeet, we need to make it a reality


It's unfortunate no one on the Sub lives in France.


Paris has Formula 1 hotels though, right?
Those are cheap as fuck if I recall


They certainly are, but it's still an extra cost.


For a moment I thought you meant pirate bay


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Books don't let people interact with a world and change it

If only French schools actually taught in English


>French speaking English
Good joke.


Wat a phox


I fondly remember when I was 17 and was there with my gf
I barely spoke any french, but always started by speaking French to people THEN asking to switch to English, and suddenly they are the kindest people
STart out in English and they will fucking hate you forever


That's pretty much the issue.

Some will straight up refuse to speak any English at all though.


Fucking French


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>Barneyfag got doxxed




A lot of pissed off people also looking for the next lolcow.

apparently he isn't just some autist annoyed at children's shows, he's a true nutcase.




Apparently he was dumb enough to reveal his school or something


Super old info, I thought you guys knew

Sometimes when I'm in barney threads I'll link to his kiwi farms page, for fun


Oh hey, actually, a little bit of this is new



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slp nao


Oh boy, time for the most boring class of the week.


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If I manage to make it to Merrica, do you think you could help me find a decent job?




I confess I'm not really good at hunting jobs myself I guess! I would help how I could.

Pity you're not here now, I'd recommend you to fill that draftsman job for my aunt. $15/h is a good wage, and drafting is right up your alley as a computer artist.


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I could be a good American citizen I swear!
Ah well, maybe there'll be a spot like that when I arrive


>implying youll pass the wall


Just ask your aunt if she needs cheap labor


Their frail barriers will not hold me back


Cheap, unqualified underage labour from south America.
The best.


>Professor starts doomsaying about Trump's presidency again
Jesus fuck this class is bad enough already, don't make it worse.


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Try to convince him to commit to a date on the downfall of America. Don't make it obvious, just be like, "So when do you think the death camps will open?"

Then have a party on that date to celebrate


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I'm not going antagonize him.


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What kind of class is this?


Fortune telling by Ms. Tralawney


It's a class about corporate organization and communication between different departments. It makes sense to bring up the difference between Trump's and Obama's presidential staff in terms of ethics and whatnot, but it's so painfully biased.



I bet your professor literally can't even. I hope for him/her that le pen doesn't win or the triggering might be lethal.


Bleh. I already didn't like him because he's kind of non-inspiring compared to the other profs.

Really highlights the importance of a good teacher when our fiscal law class is more fun and engaging than this class.


Le Pen has about as much in common as Trump as she does with a common ground squirrel.


She also has a vagina, which means not voting for her means you are SEXIST.

Juppe and Fillon are FUCKING WHITE MALES



Le Pen
>From a political dynasty
>Not rich (not Trump rich anyway)
>Has clear political views
>Has political experience
>Owner of a vagina
>Never been under consideration for ban from England
>Doesn't have meme hair


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no idea what this image is

the filename is monster, should've named it better


There are programs to show thumbnails for webms in explorer!


I definitely agree she's nothing like Trump at all. None of the candidates are.

Luckily the two candidates who have an actual good chance of winning are both pretty decent. I think I'd prefer Fillon over Juppe, but either way we're getting a centre-right French president which should be good.

It's kind of a shame we won't get to see a May - Merkel - Le Pen trinity of European female leadership.


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And win10 can do gifs.


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>Yesterday there was a lecture on Trump and brexit
>Thought it was going to be a whiny shitfest
>It was a very objective approach from two historians (who are researching British and American history respectively)
>When people asked doomsday scenario questions and such they shut that shit down with objective facts and criticism

It was very refreshing


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what are you three doing today?


Writing an essay and reading


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>remember I have another exam on Friday
That's enough time enjoying myself


Punished BDN.


will you be free in a while for a cyberpunk session?


I can try. If not, you can run without me!


Waking up late.


It is kind of sudden, so don't feel pressured if you needed to do studies today.


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>tfw no coffee


Well. It really depends on how much I can get done in 4-5 hours with the essay


ill b here until dentist


Speaking of that picture, we have cat tech




Roll #1 5 = 5


And my axe.


Inject coffee into Andy orally

Roll #1 5 = 5


>oral injection
You of all people know how painful that is desu




Misery loves company!

Not with a syringe. Dummy


>slightly worried doggo


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Wow, that totally looked like something else from the thumbnail


last night I tech

nether ingredients -> chickens -(+fishing)> cats
nether ingredients -> gold -> casts -> full iron arsenal
nether ingredients -> obsidian
iron -> witch oven -(+fishing)> amulet of talking to animals


Nasse boobs


Would you prefer your coffee somehow else?


You did all that?
Wow you're really into this modpack!


To quote Penny Arcade:
>It's a great way to fill bars


But I've been seriously thinking about our botania mana issue, and I think the time has come to move it to a bigger area


The botania mana issue got worse.

Good news? We can still keep the ritual area close and simply beam over the mana with spreaders!


>got worse
No, you just didn't realize how bad it was.


Doesn't that create mana loss if used from too far away?


I know how bad it is, I used up almost all the remaining mana on rituals!!


You know better than me


Take the mana from the tablet if you need.

The thing we need is the Sparks (not sure on the spelling). Those are better for moving from pool to pool. We can also use tablets/rings, fill them with mana from where ever we put the efficient farm and take from them when we want to do rituals


also to give you an idea how horrible our mana situation is, we've never filled up the pool, I used to fill up the pool in 3 in game days.


Bretty bad!

Also restarting server due to lag if I can


>internal debate over whether or not Legion endgame content is worth it


Granted. I had a nice set up using trees and cakes as the source. And there was lots of coal to throw at it too.


well we have plenty of coal nao


a coal block is the best possible food for those flowers, or was, because it can't (couldn't last I checked) understand something with a higher burn value.


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Oh my
Hoe's the fox doing?

Only a while more now
But I let mons consume me today


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This is păn


She's being a QT, she hatched this morning.
I called her Icealia


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>Tfw sitting in table full of warm food for around 20 minutes now
>starving but can't eat. Have to wait for parents to eat together
>Every time I breathe I feel the intoxicating, salty and slightly spicy scent of the chicken




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Is there some secret to wardens rep or is it really just months of emissary missions?


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I-I wanted to blog too


>legion faction
How would I know?


For whatever reason I figured you'd have read up on it. Oh well.


Literally no better source than wowhead.


Oh great it really is just world quests
Gee I sure look forward to grinding the same shit for 4 months just for a flight license



Stop now DM
Let it go
Delete World of Warcraft


iirc you were wondering if Legion endgame was worth it or not, a few hours ago


Yeah it's really down to the fact that it'll require both this rep grind, the other giant rep grind, and something in the Emerald Nightmare raid to do Part 1 of the Pathfinder achievement, with the other half only coming in the next big patch and involving yet another rep grind.


roll me 8 d10s



Roll #1 5, 7, 8, 4, 5, 4, 7, 10 = 50


Oh nice.
That's above average.


That's what she said.


>tfw Andy will never ask you to roll '8d10'

Roll #1 8, 5, 5, 5, 10, 3, 8, 7 = 51


>he rolls even when nobody asked him to


I will when you have two patients


And I still rolled higher than you!


I'm not that kind of doctor!
I sell drugs!


Who said you would have a choice?


It's the hard truth of Earth 3.
You don't want to be here, but you have to… and you must do the things that no one else will.


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>tired is hitting now
literally fuuuug


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those are fakes but that specific one is good


>NEET brother actually went to his job interview
Today is starting out pretty good.


How nice

How far are you in Sun?


I really need to go to a /tg/ drawthread and commission some art for the Doc

In unrelated news, you now realize Andy has made it canon that this song is a classic in the Cyberpunk Future


A whole station dedicated to classic memes in fact


Haven't started it yet. Youngest got my hacked 2ds right now.



Pity, I wanted a cat off you, I have spare owls ready


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What a nice vid
Really? How lame


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that dog is 3cool6me


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You feel it now, don't you


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>US issues terror warning in Europe
I believe it.

Christmas period is an excellent time to strike in a metropolitan area, especially with elections coming up in several countries in the coming months. Just a question of which one.


We safe bois!


Realistically, Germany or the Netherlands seem like prime targets. Both have elections coming up, neither have suffered a major terror attack yet.


Wouldn't be surprised if another hit belgium. Easy target and they already prevented an attack in France


True I suppose. Good thing I'm not heading out to Brussels any time soon.


>TED put up a TEDx video about fat acceptance
>disabled comments
>90% disliked
>they put up another video at the same time
>it's flooded with people crying for comments on the other video
Are they retards or what?


Is Dragon Age Inquisition any good?


Inferior to Origins, better than DA2.

Buy it when it's on sale or torrent, I'd say.


I just did, since it is on black friday sale on Origin.


Also eating only week-old roadkill is better than DA2


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What a sleepy sub


This is factually true.
Sucking an STD ridden cock is better than DA2.


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I've wasted all of today



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Oh I know where this is going


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>essay I'm panicking over doesn't have to be sent by the deadline I thought



>Belgian MEP's voted largely in favor of the European Defense Union
I'm kind of surprised. Seems like we were the biggest Western European supporters of it by a long shot.


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>Lets add a giant stealth element to the game, surely it will be well received


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They'll vote for whatever keeps the EU in Brussels


The Defense Union is not exactly crucial to the EU staying in Brussels though.


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A cocktease-joke where anon doesn't actually get any, because that's the only punchline the artist's got.
Been at doctor's appointments all morning, and have to pack for the trip to one of the family gatherings this afternoon.
Good news though; they finally took the ties off my teeth today, so I'm finally able to eat with a spoon again! Still can't chew anything, but I'm no longer stuck with watering everything down enough to get it into the syringe.
Also you'd be surprised how much stuff you can just stick in a blender and have it turn out all right with a little ingenuity. Doesn't look all that appetizing, but if it means I can still eat stuff like pizza and ribs, it's worth having the food look like sludge.



>all males
She built a fucking harem!


There's a female, dummy.



Man, I wish I could live this life


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Sounds like you had enough teasing




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All aboard the vomit comet


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>tfw Limestone will never punch you through a wall


Is Twily gay or shipping?


She's doing it for science.
Also it's qt how Mascara still writes with her mouth while she has hands


That's nice.


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I'm just posting it for Cheesy, honest


That's kinda nice too.


>demon whores


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>Vampire whores


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See, I know what you guys like too




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Got a concept for your vampire whore?


Did we decide on anything yet, even?


You guys were okay with setting it in London right?




Sure! But when?


I'm leaning towards a modern london. So smartphones and shit exist, but I wouldn't get into the whole Brexit/supersurveillance/otherpoliticalshit
It will be about a london at night with magic occult shit and sick twisted vampire shit


Would that be acceptable?


100% approved


It's just that the exact same punchline every single time gets old after the seventh repetition or so.
It'd be another thing if there was a different approach other than the sequential "Oh, he's totally going to actually get laid this time!" followed by "TEE HEE IT WAS A PRANK BRO!"
Celibate main characters can be done and done well, but require some sort of twist or creativity to keep the joke fresh.




I'm down for that!


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If you guys work out a concept then, we can do some talks and work it out!


>donald troomp
My roomie right now


You must not have seen the Flurry Heart comics, then.
Unless blowjobs don't count.


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Yep, you're definitely thirsty
Joking aside, I see what you mean. I honestly never bothered with that until you pointed out… Yeah maybe it's the artist fetish?


Show him the Jap commercial


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In case you fucking faggots didn't see it.


This guy looks nervous as fuck


[Rapid blinking]

The tl;dw version is that Sym is getting two ultimates to choose from now. The Tele or a shield generator that gives +75 shields to allies in sight.


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Well shit


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Correction, it doesn't even need line of sight. It's just a deployable generator that gives 75 shields to anyone who walks close enough to it.

>Both ultimates will be getting more hp than current iteration's teleporter, some of that hp in the form of shields, so they don't die as quickly as her teleporter does currently. Teleporter HP reduced to 50 from 200, increased shields to 350 from 0. The 350 health from shields will regen if not taking damage for a certain amount of time.

>New ability to replace shields, Photon Barrier: Similar to rein shield and winston's barrier. It's a barrier that's projected on a sort of track that moves along. It has a 10s cooldown.
>Minor tweaks to turrets, now you start with 6 turrets and can stockpile up to 6 with cooldown. They also have 10s cd instead of 12s.
>Also extended the distance of the left click beam. Not a significant increase, just something to feel better. Increased from 5m to 7m.


>ultimate is a half assed Lucio ult
Totally viable!


Except it's automatically better than Lucio because it's not attached to an annoying nigger.


I dunno, it seems pretty damn useful to place this thing in spawn and provide everyone with constant shields. +75 is a pretty big deal for 200 hp characters.


My roomie is reading out loud as he writes some bullshit for his blag.
And it's so fucking stupid.
Anyone wants to play some overwatch/vermintide?


Don't fool yourself, it'll be like the current teleport

>my teleporter is online! The path is My teleported has been destroyed, the way is closed.


But how will they kill it if it's in spawn?


If you place it in spawn, it probably won't have any range to provide shields to the team, it doesn't require line of sight but it has max range.


Can't sorry.

On point B you can just put into spawn, niguh


No dumbo, they're shields. Shields stay on you and regenerate if depleted, unlike barriers.


Oh, right. I guess that works.



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Filly Princess bids thee goodnight


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>need to get a paper on Cognitive Science
>it's from 1977 but still costs 50 bucks
>thought I could get in with the University acces from ScienceDirect, but I'd probably have to get into the Library for that and do it from one of those computers

Fucking hell man, I just want to know what Brown and Kulik excatly said a Lightbulb Memory is



>website unavailable


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Good night. I'll go to bed too


I think I got it

Sylt you are a fucking genius



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I suppose this is an opportunity to slip into an early coma and get a full night's rest.



Thanks Sylt, you're a diamond mate.
But I'll take this victory and sleep.


I'm gonna delete that file from the mediafire now though.


Go ahead. Thanks again though.


>start OW 20 minutes ago
>get 2 fwotd in a row
Magic hour.


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Now post the next part.

How goes the studying?


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I need to start within the next 30 minutes.

Lemme know when you have a spare cat for trade


>tfw autism prevents me from continuing Sun until daylight
It just seems wrong to do the solgaleo fight at night.


No problem. Though I am being tempted by Seal.

Do it, pretend you are trying to banish the Night.

That, or you better play it outside


Switch the clock
Or you're taking it when it's at its weakest




Only benis now


Boni benis?


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You wish


Wait, you mean time of day actually has an effect?


Icealia is really stronk


Alolachu really likes having its chin scratched.


I didn't wanna step on hau's toes so I didn't raise one yet


Nopo said he would join the server today, so that's fun


It doesn't
Just ways for you to flavour it.

Since she can summon snow give her Aurora Veil to boost her whole team too

Salazzle likes her crotch being touched too


I've noticed a lot of them do, actually. Tsareena liking her crown being rubbed was 2lewd for me, though.
But then you can do a double Alolachu fight with him. Don't know where you pick up thunderbolt, though. You need that for the alolachunium a to work.


Tbolt's all the way on the fourth island
Pikachu also learns it at level 42 this time


Bugger. I evolved it too soon, then.


Confirm something for me:
My brother says that the trading facility is full of people asking for common 'Mons and he was able to score a bunch of harder to get ones for common stuff, like Pikachu and Eevee.


GTS isn't completely filled with assholes asking for Mews for Ratattas this time, it's decent

You can just give it the TM when you find it


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Sounds pretty nice.

Good night.


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Wf are you still around?


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Are you still playing HS in the mornings?


Not every day now
Every two or three days rather, and just do all the quest at once. I doubt I'll have time for HS today


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Maybe I felt like watching someone since I managed to get up early today


I'd like to help, but I gotta go to class


>bought my first electric toothbrush
What kind of heretic tech is this



Same woman who held that TEDx talk about fat acceptance Sylt mentioned.


Literally anyone can give a TEDx talk

/tv/ loves this one talk by Sam Hyde (a comedian) where he basically just told them he was a sociologist and they let him have the floor for a 20 minute speech. He speculated on a brutal future.

I hope you like farming, the battle with farming never ends


I am now


I know, but it was still uploaded to the TED channel and its comments disabled, which is just funny.


>Sam Hyde



I r8 nu symm 8/8

She's really fun to play, regardless of if she'll be viable


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Oh hi
How are those apartment plans coming along?


I haven't made any specific plans at this point


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That's okay
How about the spot on your aunt's company? Because I'll be having all my things ready to take the trip to America and I was wondering if I should go to Texas


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I will definitely give you an excellent pitch, but I need to know some stuff

>When can you start

>When would you be legally eligible to work in the US
>Do you have experience with AutoCAD or cadlike programs?
>Do you believe you could work well in an office environment?
>Do you take instructions well?


>When can you start
>When would you be legally eligible to work in the US
Well I think the first two would be around late december/start of the next year if everything goes well

>Do you have experience with AutoCAD or cadlike programs?

I have little experience with it but I am quick to learn

>Do you believe you could work well in an office environment?

>Do you take instructions well?
Yeah absolutely. I'm already used to working in an office

Though is she looking for an intern or a more experienced proffesional?


She on PTR already?


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Symmetra will always be a cunt



>Someone got 24,000 damage blocked as Symm
That shield isn't bad if you can use it

It's an entry level drafting position but the pay is good

I'll tell her you have a lot of experience with art programs in computers and are really good about getting details right.


That would be awful nice. Thanks Wf
How long you think she's willing to hold the spot?


she said because it's hard to interview during the holidays, she would probably wait until after December to fill the position


but I mean if you could start earlier that would be a plus

so I'll talk to her


>late december/start of the next year if everything goes well

That's fast! How did you manage that?


Please do. I'll see how early I could possibly go


That wasn't really fast. I just had to get my documents ready and such. And I'm still not done with it
Plus there's the issue of money. If we'll have enough to get me there and not starve by before Christmas then it'll be all good. If not…


I just thought getting a work permit to the US took a long time. But I guess I was wrong.


Well, getting paid 600 every 2 weeks is enough to keep you fed. Getting a nice apartment though is harder.

My aunt's company is nowhere near me btw. I mean, I could visit but it's also 4 hours away by car.


I'm still working on getting one too
Well I could look for a super cheap place to stay first


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Good luck!


You definitely need to get a work permit before I talk to her!


>yesterday the turkish erasmus student girls that are under our 'care' admitted to my flatmate they use God's Loophole and take it up the butt to remain virgins
>apparently they are feeling very frisky nowadays

If only they weren't turkroaches.
It's not that they are ugly, either. Just Turkish, and a man must have principles.


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I'll do my best


Sodomy is prohibited I'm the old testament! Any kind of sexual activity which leads to the destruction of semen is specifically a no go!


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Fucking Turkstink.


Better get to it! Applying for a work permit can take a few months, or so I'm reading!


Actually, I've read an article recently that the Turkish Church said that swallowing is A-ok now.
Also, yes, but you can check a hymen, but you can't check how loose the pucker is.


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>the postgame Eevee users sidequest

Damn, SM is heavy


What I still haven't entirely figured out is what kind of Visa I'll need for this


Well Christ dude, you'd better start figuring it out because that's kind of important in the US.


Oh boy.

These are kind of basic things, you know.
Check the list and find out what work permit suits you.


I haven't found how to start that.


Go to the discount store on Akala island.

Some of the hints for people you need to find are very vague, one of them's in Malie community centre and other's in Seafolk Village steelix boat


Thanks. That link is a bit more of the same I was reading but it gave me a bit more info I needed

For the permanent worker permit I THINK I would fit in the second preference category. I would have to see if the degree I have is enough to be accepted


Do you have a masters degree?


Perhaps there is some merit to actually finishing my masters, huh?


It definitely makes it easier to immigrate to the states.
Provided they can't find any qualified hungarian translators there.
For bachelors you also need 5 years of experience


I'm checking to see if the one I have qualifies for one


>A Brazilian bachelor's degrees could be compared to a four-year Bachelor of Arts (B.A.) or Bachelor of Science (B.S.) in the United States. Brazilian and U.S. Master's and Doctoral degrees are roughly equivalent. Technology degrees of 3 year of length could be also compared to undergraduate technology courses or with 3 year bachelor's degree, depending of the field of study. Technologist degrees allows the undergraduate to pursue Master's and Doctoral courses.


Oh this is helpful actually
Where did you find this?



>wanting to immigrate into the states
>as motherfucking europeans
You bogun in your heads.


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>he doesn't want to go to Trumpland

I'm going once I get my 5 years experience if things don't improve here.


No I don;t want to go to the land of 'most extreme weather in the world', of corporate supremacy, of low iq, of no healthcare, of private prisons, of no tradition, of -
Do I have to go on?


Yeah I can't think of a single place outside of Europe worth moving to. Maybe Canada if Trudeau gets lynched.

Grass ain't greener on the other side, y'know.


Feeling superior about being European was fine until we literally fucked our own continent.


Jeez, way to be melodramatic.

Where would you move in the US then?


Still have 5 years to think about that


I just called my school and the certificate I have is a 'internationally recognized complementary course'

So, it maybe could be useful and all but it's not really a degree


Because of some few million refugees?
Things will blow over, they will adapt or die, we won't be living under sharia law any time soon.
Europe has much worse problems.
Organized crime. Russia. Anti-globalist sentiment. Corrupted politicians.
And it's still miles better than anywhere else in the world, not joking.


1984 happening in slow motion before our eyes
Commies and 3rd world countries. Or japan and singapore with their self-immolating work ethics and disrespect for human rights. Japan people especially have the mindset of a medieval european farmer, with a government which likes to pretend everything's fine and dandy.
Highest suicide rate in the whole fucking world. Even higher than africa.
South africa counts under anglosphere. The rest is only 3rd world countries in constant war.
Going the way of the dodo.

What's left, antartica?



Good luck qualifying for that, it's almost as hard as joining switzerland.


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Like the frontier explorers of yore, we will build our own ships and cultivate our own lands from the untamed wilds.


The frontier explorers of yore didn't build any ships, they explored on land.


We'll bribe Musk with a blowjob and get him to smuggle us in in a cargo rocket.


When Caveman Oog first sat on a tree floating in the sea and paddled to an island nobody believed he could do it either.


You're in trouble now.


>actually end up looking at open jobs in Antarctica


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yeah i know
Fucking hell


Isn't it a little warm for you there?


The best reason is that I'll finally not have to deal with pretentious assholes that tout their high tax, corrupt justice, completely retarded, controlled totally by unelected EU officials continent is the ebst in the world.

As I've said before, I'd even consider going to Eastern Europe. Even if Europe was truly the best in the world, I'd rather be in a materially poorer place but where the people are actually wanting to go forward as a nation rather than here where everything is going downhill but people have to much shit in their eyes to notice it.

I'm not joking when I'm saying I'd trade places with Nopo or Gaius anytime. Not Maali because Brazil is still not going anywhere


I don't think they need meme specialists there.

I heard working in one of the bases there can be a fun experience though if you don't mind the cold and being isolated from the rest of the world. Don't know if those bases stay staffed during winter though, pretty sure most people leave until summer.


If you think things are better in Hungary and the US you are fairly mistaken.

Belgium scores higher than the US when it comes to corruption, has better freedom of press, scores the same in terms of healthcare quality (Though let's face it, it's probably easier here to get access to that quality healthcare than in the US), scores better on the safety index in terms of crime, and so on.

Of course, it all depends on where you are in the States and where you are in Belgium, but the bottom line is that we are incredibly lucky to have been born here, no matter what bullshit /pol/ may spout.


You're completely missing the point.
I'm not saying things aren't okay now.
I'm looking into the future.
Where is western Europe going?

What kind of place will this be in 20 years if things continue the way they are? You do that thought exercise sometime.


>trade places
Literally no one speaks languages
Corruption is rampant, only the apathy about it is bigger
Salaries are often barely enough to get you by to the next month
Everyone is depressed and angry and generally not having a fun time with life.

Do you fucking know how good you are having it? Even something as simple as having your fridge stocked up with various kinds of beers and sodas and snacks is fucking out of this world. Here you buy something that you think you'll indulge in for that week once, and that's it. Otherwise you just stick to the most basic of foods. I don't want to be dramatic, but I just fucking wish I could have a fridge full of shit and not have to worry about it.

Where is Hungary going?
Straight to fucking Putin's lap


And where is the US going to be in 20 years?

It's completely pointless to try predicting the future like that. Yes, maybe we'll have turned into the Islamic European States in a couple of decades, but at the same time things may improve too. I don't know, you don't know, no one knows. It's fine to be skeptical about the future, but you can't take it too far or you'll just make yourself go crazy.


And you know what, in recent months I've taken up to not just saying "goodbye" to people at stores and wherever, but I smile and say "Have a nice rest of the day" and they often smile, because God fucking knows people need it, and I've no other way of improving this country.


Speaking of serious shit, I ran out of mobile data. Again.
Fucking 4Chan.


What's your monthly data anyway?

>he doesn't use clover


>not having unlimited data


>not having unlimited data


Do you in some kind of first world paradise
How much is unlimited data?


I use Mimi and it suckered up 800 mb. Another 800 went down with chrome and another 800 in tethering the one time internet went down, and I forgot to stop streams updates.


I pay 22 euros for unlimited data in a 4g network. Just downloaded COH2 and Dragon Age Inquisition and it's DLC yesterday, that's about 60 gigs


>missed my chance to go to a space age country
4gb costs about that much here, and you don't get a phone with it if you pay that low

3GB seems enough to survive on.
>tethering because internet outage
That shit should be compensated


By whom? And how? It's not like I can pay extra for more data, the prices are riddicolous.


By the ISPs, if you're using them as your mobile provider
Cunts here refused to compensate data after their DNS servers went out over a weekend
It's part of the reason why I missed my exchange confirmation


Well, you don't get a phone with it for 22 euros. That costs at least 26-28 euros.


Why are you not simply using google's dns?


A phone with it here means you pay double plus their price for the phone, effectively meaning you just pay for a phone in installments at a higher price than just buying it yourself.

On the plus side, carrier-locking is illegal


You're right, Hungary's not going anywhere either. I'll consider Poland instead.
Thanks for setting me straight.

I don't know what's going to happen. Here's what I do know. You remember how they say that right before WW1 there was a powder keg in Europe and no one knew how it was gonna blow but it was there just waiting to blow?
There's a powder keg in western europe right now. It's not one of conflicting countries. It's one of conflicting people. It is boiling to the surface, you see people angry everywhere, both europeans and immigrants and the current powers don't know how to handle it.
That powder keg is gonna blow one day. Maybe next year, maybe in 10 years, but I don't wanna be here when it blows. And laugh all you want, I don't give a shit. The future will prove me right.


And the US isn't a powderkeg right now? Racial/political tensions there are no better than here.


If that one explodes and I was there I'd feel infinitely more secure about my personal chances for various reasons.


Should it blow, I'd rather fight back than run from the world's problems.
Vastly less winter staff since they need to make due with less resources and it's generally not a fun time for anyone.


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You're the last person I expected to say something like that



I searched for probably hours and still never found any emerald. I'm actually starting to feel comfortable in the hellscape of a modded nether this is.


He's Finnish though, so it's not unexpected.


To be fair, the US has ALWAYS had racial tensions; it comes with the territory of being founded by immigrants and everything.


It seems to be getting worse though.

At least from a observer's point of view.


I kind of love how Trump made such a fast 180 degree turn that something that turns very fast looks very slow in comparison.


US is bretty comfy. You can spout /int/ memes all you like, I'm pretty happy with my state at least.


Trump never said he didn't like immigrants, he said he loves immigrants hates illegal immigrants.

Tbqh I dislike illegals too but there's literally nothing wrong with legal immigration at all.


It's foolish to be loyal to people who aren't loyal to you. Why should I fight for belgium when the mayority of my peers don't care about these things?


Hey Ive only said nice things about tge US


The snow, lakes and forests never disagreed with me.
Also moving anywhere else would downgrade my Internet


>Trump never said he didn't like immigrants, he said he loves immigrants hates illegal immigrants.
This is such an infuriating part of this whole Trump drama. People calling someone a fascist for wanting to curb the influx of illegal immigrants.

So ridiculous.


>muh illegal friends
T. Millenial school child


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Alright. After considering my options, I might have to change plans and not try to move to america this year

If all else fails I still have chances of going to japan in a few months!


Thanks for the help by the way. I'm glad you guys are willing to help a dumbass like me


I hope you don't mean to move to Japan.

Because that might be worse than staying in Brazil. You'll always be an outsider. It's even worse if you're not a westerner.


I was aware of that. But I was told that they're not really so hostile to outsiders as we think. I mean there will still be people like that, but it won't be like I'll be getting mean looks whenever I walk in the streets

I'm white too, so that's a big plus for blending in


What groves said. Japan is awful for anyone who isn't Japanese, and only relatively awful for the rest.
From soul crushing work culture to rampant indifference to social issues it stays as good as it is at the cost of its people.


It's not 'get beat up for being a nigger' racism, but more 'it thinks it's people / we don't hire foreigners' racism


It's a subtle kind of hostility. Sure, you'll never be outright told anything to your face, but you'll feel it. You'll never be one of them.

We're probably one of the most immigrant-friendly places here but I don't know what you can do


That might be because the news keeps getting better at sniffing out the nastier parts and slapping them in your face, and in fact that's probably helping make things worse because of… what's it called? Observation bias? the thing about if you're told/see things existing one way, you eventually start believing it only exists that way.
I agree that it's getting worse, but I think it's kind of like a wave motion: we had that high point of racial tension after WWII, then the Civil Rights movements came along and we had a valley, and now we're starting to climb up again because people don't want to be unique without realizing that creating pointless divisions results in -surprise surprise- division!
Agreed. America is a land of many peoples, so you'd eventually be considered "one of us" as long as you did it legally. In Japan, you're an outsider in a land still stuck in the feudal mindset, just with a first-world government.
Plus, we acknowledge human rights. They don't.


Also keep in mind the horrible work ethic in Japan. Maybe it's exaggerated, but I sure as hell wouldn't gamble on it. The Japanese work hard, not smart.


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Fug. That actually sounds worse
There goes my plans of undergoing Mangaka training
So, the same way slave work goes? Fantastic


Agreed. It's essentially the first-world equivalent of working in a sweat-shop, and their schools aren't much better.
I never understood why the "sleeping in class" thing was so common in Anime when growing up. Then I took a look at the average schedule for a japanese high school student, and suddenly it all made sense.


We had a Japanese substitute teacher in High School and besides being super cute she didn't understand how Finnish students spent their time when their schedules didn't last until like 5pm.
We just said something along the lines of "Well we exist."


Kids in Japan tend not to see their dads at all during weekdays because they leave the house super early and come back after they've gone to bed. That's why your dad is always missing in Pokemon, by the way. He's out working.

hold up what the fuck kind of school schedules did you have


4-6 hours, if we had 7 hour days they were considered extremely tortuous.


>bdn about to learn about western school

Oh by, I'll get the popcorn


Grades 1-6 from 9 to 3
7-9 8 to 4
High school anything from 8 to 4 to 10 to 2


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>>>>4 hours
About 7 hours is standard until Junior college, which is about when you're 16-17 and lasts 2 years. Then I had to deal with school from 7am to 5pm.

>10 to 2
I would have killed for that


And yeah what nasse said. Days differ in length depending on classes, 7 or 8 hour days were rare and painful. Either 45 mins class 15 min break, or 45 class 5 min break, with a 30 min lunch


I've heard Japan is nice to visit but kind of a hellhole to live in.

Constant overcrowding, bad pay and bosses, and a really extremely difficult language (to speak properly)


Seven-hour school days for the most part, five days a week. The odd 12:30 dismissal here and there, but for the most part you'd be on the way home by… was it two o'clock or four o'clock that school usually got out?
Anyway, you'd still have most of the afternoon to… well, I'm not sure what other kids did, but I'd usually be either Vidya or working around the house, with an hour or two at night for homework.


Not to mention Japanese are somehow physically incapable of speaking good English.


If you gamed the system a bit like I did, and packed all your courses in the first years of high school you could end up with shit like
>class at 10
>2 hour lunch break
>class at 1
>go home


Or if you did Vocational school
>Have to do an internship for a total of 9 months over 3 years
>last months of school are go to class once a week, spend the rest drinking peers at home


Elementary/High school here generally starts around 8:30 AM and ends around 4 PM. Middle school doesn't exist here, since it's considered part of the 6 year long secondary education in High school.

On Wednesdays the school day ends around midday as well. As far as I know this is the case everywhere in Belgium in both primary and secondary education.


Japanese friends seem to have no problem with it though
They put up with it for a reason I guess

We don;t get to pick/schedule classes until uni, basically.

>2 hours lunch breaks

Such luxury

It's 6 years of primary and 4-5 years of secondary here.
Oh, and on Fridays schools tend to end by around 1. Mainly so the muslim boys can go for prayers, but we all benefit


>Having muslims
I'm so sorry, I've heard it's always fatal


It's really not, here at least for various reasons. They have two approaching Sharia nations north and south, so the shitty ones would usually have moved already.


Dude you are rich.
Of course it's comfy if you're rich.
Good schooling, great healthcare, amazing connections. But that's the same in europe.


Our lunch breaks were usually 1 hour, which is vastly preferable over 2 hours tbh. 2 hours just means longer school days.

We don't get to pick classes either. You just choose which package of classes you'd rather take, like a language oriented one or a science oriented one. Then you've also got more specific shit like tourism, which is what I did because it meant focus on languages, history and geography.

3 years of kindergarten, 6 years of primary and 6-7 years of secondary here.


Normal lunch breaks are 45 minutes in Finnish school, and that includes one 15 minute break, DM was just talking about when you have an empty slot in your schedule right when lunch is so you get a double lunch hour.


You don't really believe the meme right?

I thought everyone knew I'm just upper middle class.


Middle class doesn't exist, thus you are automatically rich.


Classes don't exist, only estates

I guess that makes me a priest


You lived in a fucking "guest house" while working on your dad's business as an overpaid assistant. You're the fucking Fresh Prince of Bel-Air without the charisma.


Literally the only thing true about that post is I lived in a guest house.


And the background in poverty of Philadelphia*


I'm with wf here, you can afford a guest house if you're a neurologist, the super wealthy are in a different ballpark


Dude, guest houses are only for rich assholes.


Speaking of Japan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOhuUxtxrmg

Pretty cool short video about the Yakuza from a Belgian photographer.


You realize the guest house is on the same property as the original house, it's not like they just bought two houses (which you could still do by the way without being ultra rich)


Yeah, I remember Will's uncle had the same kind of set-up on the set of the Fresh Prince and those guys were (supposed to be) loaded as fuck.


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I know a family that has a big house and a guest house. They've got good money.
The father is a neurologist, the mother a doctor. They didn't come from a rich family.
If you think that's rich, if you think that's upper class, you'll be astounded once you realize what the actual upper class super rich have


Yeah that's upper class as fuck and they will all go down when the proletariat takes power.
In case you can't tell I'm not being serious, I haven't slept in 24 hours
Still upper class as fuck


When the proles rise, anyone who can read is "upper class"


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H when?
I promise I won't shitpony this time



also you can seriously do whatever you want as long as you're having fun


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I can play today


I mean, maybe in America, but here in Europe we actually teach people to read and write as a baseline


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>UK might approve of a bill banning certain types of porn shown online
>One of the things banned is the insertion of more than three fingers into a vagoo
Kek. But hey, at least they'll no longer be in the EU!

Oh wait.


Who writes these laws?
Who's PAID to do that?


French Revolution not in Europe apparently


Conservatives I guess?

This sounds too unbelievable to actually be legit so I'm not sure to believe this will be an actual thing. Then again, Britain has been going down the road of retarded censorship for a while now so who knows.


did you even sleep?


Did you even sleep?


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>tfw no cute tank to keep as a pet like a dog


what manner of tankboat is this



>oh wait

They voted leave!


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I can't believe they didn't give me my document because of 3,50
Fucking 3,50


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Never leave me.

Three fiddy?

Three fiddy what?


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Why would I ever?~


Three fiddy filthy Brazilian bucks


>cars 3 is full grit



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Fuck Italians


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Would you fill her up?


I'm not really into cars


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But it's about to get a gritty reboot with dismemberment!


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>fried cheese, fried turkey with cheese and ham and fishsticks
>all made without oil in the oven

That's a ten

Would you stir her pasta?


Where's the Sion huh?


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I don't know, Duce is kind of a hothead.


So my bedridden mother wants me to keep her company, I can either run in an hour or, if you're too tired, we can play 2morro


I want to that pony


Tomorrow pls


So shall it be


Ask your mom if I can sleep in your couch


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She'd let you sit in her tankette, just the two of you!


Maybe once you figure out when you could enter the US


Oh shit, now that changes things!

I'll throw her out as soon as she lets me in and claim my very own tiny meme tank!


The entire Italian Tank Faction would declare war on you!
So you'd be safe


Would you keep a Goliath Mine in your hangar as a pet, like a dog?


No hard feelings right? They're still best school.


I can around December!


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Are you sure? Remember there's a lot of complex paperwork!


Every fucking day I come home from work and this faggot tankette sits here giving me this look


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>implying they aren't


I fucking love how they tumble out of it


As long as nothing unexpected happens


Well they are the only ones who can challenge finland for the meme team crown, true


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Finland's meme magic doesn't even make them best school.

Italy > Russia > Finland


Wait a minute, didn't you say you had some friend in the US you could stay with? What happened with that?

As for crashing on the couch, we have a whole guest room but you know, you'd have to move somewhere eventually.


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>Maali going illegally to the US


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>tfw not a meme country


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It's a sad feel. But at least Belgium was mentioned once.

God I miss this show.


>press the wrong button
>lose an entire week of progress
Thanks Blizz



I need to do all the achievements in a raid to get a special mount
One achievement is to kill a boss with at least 5 different enemies around it
4 is my single target strike that kills the boss, giving me the achievement
5 is a giant AoE explosion that kills everything, failing the achievement
I pressed 5 by mistake and now I can't try again for a week.


That's your fault then innit


lmao look at this nerd


That kinda flopped. I can't move in with him anymore, but I could move in somewhere close to him and he'd help me get a job on the pizza place he works on
Its more fun that way
Plus it'll only be illegal if they catch me


While I appreciate your enthusiasm, I can't condone such actions!


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You would have done the same, don't lie


Post rare Noponies playing Minecraft


Why aren't you migrating legally?


>Proceed to ace the far harder second achievement my class shouldn't even be able to do
Fuck this


Is there no way for me to move in with a bud I know from America legally?



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Perhaps so! But I definitely would not have tried to hide it!

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