I need to pick a system and learn it
It really comes down to Fantasycraft or D&D 5e
So it was Limestone all this time
Why must our live be suffering, groves?
It's because you touch yourself at night
It's a catch 22!>>787204
Thank you Yuno
I wish I were that confident
Taking this many classes this semester was well and truly a mistake>>787186
I'm considering sleeping in shifts tonight, but it might fuck me up
>>787207>I wish I were that confident
When in trouble I always think "well everything's fucked anyway, might as well study hard now and see how much I can do." Takes all the stress off.
I just bottle it up and let it eat me up inside!
Oh yeah that will definitely fuck you up
Death in metaponi form.
I wish I was fucking dead for sure
Want to do a suicide pact or something?
Just enroll in the foreign legion.
Do I get to murder people without consequences?
Or do I have to join ISIS for that?
Not in the sexual way, but in the fuck-off kind of way.
Pony did nothing for me!
You do! And you get perks for doing it, too!
But what if I don't want to take life, I want to nurture life
Like sucking dick anyway!
But I don't like plants either!
I want to nurture proper life!
You have a very disorientating live
Get yourself a barn or a neocatechuminal wife. Or both.
You have no fucking idea what bringing up a child is like.
Can't be that hard. Everyone's been doing it throughout history
Oh, I'd just be responsible for making her preggo all the time
Also, I do want to be a parent one day, when I find the right one
What truly scares me about it is sometimes I feel like I resemble my father more and more as time passes, and that's a very bad thing
How do people in Singapore feel about Trump's election?
It really is, isn't it>>787243
Generally it's a very bad thing. American isolationism means less trade and more opportunity for Mr Xi to have the whole place to himself.
What about Duterte?
Absolute unpredictable madman, which is also bad. But he seems to be calming down.
>conspiracy nut roomie asks me how much a website costs
>asks if I can make one for friends of his
I have no idea what the prices are and I never made anything like that.
Well that depends, do they have a server or do you need a webhotel?
Standard price for making a complete website would be around 300 euros.
>go to supermarket
>deep frying machines on sale for less than 50 euros each
Twirly eyes a cute.
I'd have Lyra as my marefriend
Is that some Blackcat I see?
That hitman game with the difficulty turned up is really kicking my ass.
Made me think about what if Vampire was in a Noir 50's
Where are you reading?
Blacksad literally sounds like a 4chan meme name for a comic. Example:
>Did you see the new update of Furry Noir?>Oh I'm not into blacksad.
Your house phones? Cell phones?
rip 20BR$ phones I needed for class
Woah, that's almost $6 in freedom
What a specific denial.
I dunno, you tell me.
Will you help us reclaim the world?
I can't today, sorry.
>find mud donk poke
>like a good 90% of the ones I find, it's female
Well, I guess Mabel gets to exist in two universes now.
What's funny is that her ability is Stamina, so the more she gets hit, the tougher she becomes.
I wish she'd take a good pounding from Warren, IYKWIM
Unfortunately, there are no Pegasus pokemon.
Do you think it could be when Rapidash gets a Mega?
Closest you get is Absol.>>787291
Of course I did. PokeMabel had the highest chances, and there's no such thing as a Pegasus pokemon.
But would you breed them if there was?
Depends on if they'd be in the same egg group.
Keldeo can rocket jump.
That's not really the same. Plus, Keldeo is a geld-io. No breeding for him.
ARe you sure it's not the french?
Nah, but legendaries can't breed, with the exception of manaphy.
I thought the jews wanted Hillary to win?
Do koreans say "What a really rough day for me" or are the people who made the subs for Train to Busan just winged it?
And with that post, I butchered english too
Well that makes me feel a bit better
Might be a nice thing to draw
I'm sure it's not the US or Russia.
What do zombdeers eat?
I mean, I'd figure the French would do something like that!
Not the germans!>>787314
Damn you're a genius
I know my zombies!
Germans aren't that prudish!
Also, now we're talking about Trump and jews again, did you check Oliver yet?
You also didn't find me the screencap!
The worst thing is, every now and then he talked about actual issues too, but it's still a shitshow so it cannot be taken seriously.
I still haven't seen that episode.
It's a good griff episode that's slightly marred by tiny ponies>>787322I blame the regular news being so shit nowadays.
Probably. Does the groof factor outweigh the fact that it's still a CMC episode?
I mean, in Hungary, there is only one critical news channel in the TV, and they only started being critical after they've been threatened with taxes.
The only good newspaper got shut down by Fidesz last month (democracy!) and there is only one good investigative journalist site, but they take forever to produce material (since they actually investigate) but that makes them no money so those great articles barely ever get to people.
Nowadays we've got the internet anyway.
For good or bad, mass media, of whatever affiliation, as it used to exist is on the way out. Google and Facebook are more crucial now.>>787329
Brushie the pon '1d10'Roll #1 10 = 10
>>787330>google and facebook
are exactly the things that let to a post-truth society where if you don't like facts and reality you can just look for news that conform with your worldview
I agree. But that doesn't change the fact that it's happening!
Holy SHit, Korean zombies are something else
To see the Griff?
>first Hitman mission is Zoolander
>second one is stopping the creation of Foxdie
Well she seems like a crazy one.
Fucking Koreans truly got nerves of steel.
>There's like 50 zombies past this door on the train, but it's covered with newspaper so it's okay, we can stop freaking out now
>elderly and pregnant
I really don't want to like these characters becasue they WILL turn to zombies by the end of the movie
But it's doing a great job of making them likeable without forcing it
>guy goes into a traincart full of zombies and starts punching them to save his wife
This is how you recognize a badass
>dad is appa in Korean
>it's apa in Magyar
What song is that in the dramatic webms?
Slavs are Asian, so what?
You learned enough European history to know the difference betweem slavs and Finnu-ugors.
Do they just hand out degrees over there?
Pa is a common syllable for words for father just about everywhere
Appa is a very casual term, like pa.
Still caught me off-guard for a second, because I know pa and papa are used almost everywhere, but not apa/appa
It looks like it's similar to Chinese, where an 'ah' sound in front is a term of casual address that can be used in front of just about anything. Would be interesting if that's the same in magyar.
It's convergent evolution. Two different groups converged into one race of squatting pseudohumans.
Nah, it's not a general rule here, we do suxiffes not prefixes>>787349
Did they teach you next to the Creationism class?
Get on Minecraft faggot. We need someone to explore the world and find an ocean.
I'm going to be pretty busy in the coming three days.
I don't think I'll be able to play much.
Also, I should be sleeping soon.
Cheesy, I want you to know I'm extremely disappointed there is still no game for me to play as the matron of a brothel in.
Wait until his face heals nore
Man that happened A WHOLE WEEK ago!
Back in my days plastic surgery wasn't so slow!
This; I've only just reached the point where I'm able to start preparing my own meals and such, and even then there's still stuff I need assistance with, especially if it involves doing something with multiple steps. All of that swelling in the facial area causes a lot of tension headaches and makes it hard to think clearly, though the medicine can help alleviate that.>>787355
Most plastic surgery doesn't involve bone grafting/screwing with the skeleton. Bones take a lot longer to heal.
Pray to Mr sketel for calcium and healthy bones then!
Taking calcium supplements is proving a more effective alternative; the doctor said at the follow-up that I was in surprisingly good condition for the week after, so I'm definitely on the mend.
While I'm here and somewhat coherent, are there any particular questions you have about the game that I can try to answer? Aside from when I'm going to run; that's going to happen as soon as I'm recovered enough to be able to.
I'm meming about joining. Only thing I know it's the setting being cyberpunk or something?
But what's the goal?
Give me about 15 minutes for prep
Are you ever going to revisit Fallout again?
By the way. Your rockruff is, until further notice, named Wan-delia.
If you haven't acquired foxe yet, gimme tomorrow
I have a [female] rockruff after farming for her for 4 hours. Can you evolve her? >>787370
Was planning on it, actually. Mine's female as well, and the only one I found.
>>787371>>787372>Andy has to send her dog to live with someone else so she doesn't grow up to be edgy
She learned from Morrigan
Well it IS kilana's kid
Basically, the Guy running the city has gone nutso from Rot corruption, so your goal is to garner favor/political clout in order to protect and expand your assets once he dies from the Rot, or to get enough support and fighting power to go in and off him yourself, or revel in the collapse of order and indulge in the Rot yourself.>>787366
I might someday. It was fun, and I put the time into that system and everything. Unfortunately, that's probably not going to be for a good long while; I'm still waiting to be recovered enough to try and run this Armello-punk thing, so any attempts at fallout would have to come later.
She learned from the twins then!
>>787376>twins are edgy now
personally I blame the father
I meant campfirequest vamps
Kilana and Morrigan confirmed same universe as pokemon then?
I thought the twins wanted to be edgy, but Andy wouldn't let them?
They're probably cubone and marowak
Well rockruff isn't is the same universe as either then!
you silly pony
So I'm saying they're all Andychildren from different universes
Clearly your parenting style produces edge!
I would argue that isn't true, on the basis that all children are demonic little shits to begin with.
I don't mind arming my 'Runners, it'a just that I do make police existant. Some gunfire is allowed between gangers, but full out battles are squashed. They make getaways harder and eat into profits.
full out battles aren't my style either, but you know that.
Would you like to hatch foxe yourself, or shall I name it?
I want to watch fox hatch!
when do you wanna trade?
I can do it in 12ish hours, or tomorrow.
Roll #1 2 = 2
Might take a few more sessions to finish Cyberpunk than I thought. But this does give us some time to discuss another American evening quest. I was hoping to do another Space Quest, but I'm open to suggestions.
Sorry for being slow! I just wanted to be sure we were armed for this.
It's not that, it's just that recruitment will be one session and the final place I think I can separate into two sessions.
Still, is there anything you'd like to see in a space adventure? I have too many ideas, and I wouldn't mind adjusting them for a better quest.
What's in a space quest?
>week is forecast to be all rain
Can I just take a week off in a coma or something
a group affair would be nice
then we could be a crew together
Makes it easy to keep everyone together for me.
Think of what you want to do in quests in general. Is there anything from other boards you've seen that you'd like to try?
I'd like to have the America crew think of some things they might find interesting, so I'll take any suggestions.
It might be cool to be taking a passenger somewhere?
I like complicated things that require learning and mastery. An ideal quest for me would involve something like being introduced to the engineering team and being presented with a maze of pipes, boilers, atmospheric compressors, fuse boxes, emergency cutoff switches, gauges, wires, warning signs written in dense technical jargon, and exotic machinery. Progression would involve researching and mastering the machines.
This kind of stuff is why I love Space Station 13. You don't just turn on the engine, you build it and optimize it. You don't just shoot someone with a healing beam, you observe symptoms, diagnose, form a treatment plan, and carry out pharmaceutical or surgical treatment.
sleep well knight
Hawknia has SPECIAL EYES.>>787410
It does give you guys a specific area to head out to.>>787411
I understand, I just don't know how well I could pull that off. But you'd be leaning towards that kind of engineer position?>>787412
I can't. My brother let the dogs in and they peed on my good blankets.
She's hyped up.
What a pain, they must have known those were good blankets and wanted to mark them for their own.
yes, and a reason to get there in a timely way.
I have liked this type of ship from seeing it on /vg/.
Depending on the character of the passenger or cargo, the story can spin off in different directions.
Or is there a space ship type you'd like?
I just like the idea of exploring the final frontier. If you think anything, post it.
>Sarkozy already lost
Damn. I guess the French still hate his guts.>>787404
Rain all week here too. Just like last week.
I should get the fc doc on my phone to read it on the go
Most of the sub would be fine with any system at this point since we all had our fill of FC. So if you find something which suits the quest you want to run better just go with that.
The only other options I've really looked at are d&d 5 and s10
@Andy: I made a couple improvements to the hut
You'll probably notice them
Where do I sign up for being euthanized?
I don't know, but be sure to tell me once you find out.
Maybe we can ask Cheerilee to administer a lethal dose for us
Of course not, if you hang around in the meta
Well, 72 hours passed
I should be able to smoke now
If not and I get a dry socket, I guess I'll just fucking end myself
you know what would take your mind off it
But I definitely cannot afford to get into MC before Wednesday, as much as I want to
>want to cook something simple
>end up with half a dozen dishes to clean
I have to do the dishes as soon as I'm done eating anyway, since my dorm has only a shared kitchen. Cant leave stuff there.
>tfw the meet ended 4 months ago
Time sure flies huh?
The universe is awoken by nightmares
Pity. But if you want just an hour of escapism at some point, you can always log in instead of shitposting here.
That way you'll be sure you have everything set up for when you play for real.
And the next one is a year away.
What's the status of your pc
Unknown. Shop is closed today.
I'm kind of expecting to get it back by Thursday, since I'll have time then to head into Bruges and pick it up again if it's good to go. Assuming the issue is found by then, that is.
Believe me, I would if I could. 2017 is just not going to work out. Between my skiing trip, my sister's wedding and the next Finmeet, I just don't have the means to hit up Asia. Maybe in 2018.
Though admittedly I'd sooner go to Taiwan or Japan than Singapore, since there's more stuff to see.
>>787450>visit Singapore>On the Malayian Peninsula>Populated by Chinese>Speak English
I bet you don't have many sights tho
We have the best zoo in the world, and some unique nature trails, even if they're small.
Singaporean annexation of Malaysia when?
>>787454>brown-skinned girl with dark skin and eyes on Twitch streaming>"I come from Sweden"
S W E D E N
Would you rather have otr sooner in s10 or later in fc
What kind of stream are you watching?
>>787456>that comfy feel when DM will literally never learn a system even the ones designed for absolute beginners because he has no ability to just sit down and read for more than 5 minutes straight
makes me want to bundle up and take a nice cozy nap
I usually watch OW to fall aslp
Does it have zeeb
One of those unchanging hallmarks of the sub
It's not even hard. Just sit down and make a character.
Later in FC sure. If you can do it
Alternatively we could play a bit in s10 while you learn FC
I already did that for sion's quest way back when. It needed several external programs to do apparently.
You only need one thing.
>waiting for a target to kill themselves while browsing the sub
Stop being so dead!
I'm troubled by my lack of a job.
My wife wouldn't approve.
I've fundamentally got the wrong mindset to ever get into, or at least even begin to enjoy, programming but I also can't find peace within myself until I've managed to create a video game I can be proud of.
Game maker doesn't require any programming skills!
what about your wife's son?
You wouldn't know anything about loving your waifu, monster. You change them like the seasons!>>787477
Sonichu hates whores.
learn '1d10'Roll #1 2 = 2
That seems a little advanced for elementary school kids.
Ponies are all geniuses.
Hence why they realized being ruled by an immortal princess is the best governmental system
I got a Sega Master System
isn't that like
40 years too late?
Well fine, enjoy your dead then.
I'd stay with her after class IYKWIM
The death returns.
Can't you recall?
It probably wasn't important.
But I want to hear your input and kind words!
Nothing at all?
Come on, you can do better than that!
Do I need to shittalk Luna for it?
To get a reaction?
You never do, you always talk to DM and Groves instead ;_;
>>787507> As Yuki seeks out fun school activities every day while living at school, the other girls work to keep her safe, because in reality, they are the sole survivors of their school after a zombie outbreak overruns the city.
I NEED THIS
It's bretty brutal from what I hear.
The first episode makes it look like nothing is wrong and then all of the sudden it makes a 180 turn into complete hell.
I want to watch this
Need to wait for me with this until the weekend
I doubt DM and Gaius are interested in this kind of thing.
But I'd stream it for you. Or you could stream it for me.
>tfw still on the second island
game is much bigger than I thought!
I'm really not good at streaming stuff, sadly, which is the problem.
I can only do it properly with Steam with this laptop.
And unfortunately I can't stream with this laptop either, so until I get my PC back I can't do stramming.
Well, you should hopefully have it by the weekend, right?
That seems likely. I'm counting on having it back this Thursday.
No guarantee the issue will be fixed though is all.
If all else fails, I can try and stream it
If all else fails, we could always just time it so we're both synched while watching it separately.
That would be some ghetto streaming
24 it saysmaybe because I keep stopping to look for every pokemon, and it did take 4 hours to get rockruff
That's some dedication
Well. That does sound worth it.
I'm going to pick up Moon eventually, I just don't know when.
>>787522>not catching them all >>787523
when you have time to properly enjoy it I suppose!
It really is. Doing the side "jobs" of hunting down specific pokes also pads the time.>>787523>not just waiting for Star to come out on the Switch
Just the ones you like!
Hue. in all seriousness, though, depending on its potential library I might get it.
I gotta get all of em' >>787529
when do you wanna trade puppies?
Well, I said 'that's dedication!' in a positive way! You get those mons!
It's going to have to wait until I'm back in a place with WiFi. I don't think my 3ds can piggyback off of my phone.
Also, what level do they evolve at? Or do I need to hit them with a moon stone or something?
25 and it has to be day for you and night for me, which happens at the same time, our actual day
I'll just toss you a rare candy with her when the time comes
Right. Any name in particular you want, or is Wandelia fine?
Name? You mean you have a second one?
I was hoping you could evolve mine. >>787538
You like lightingspiders, don't you
I can rename it up until I trade it to you, silly
I understand better now! Call it Natalie.
What should edge pup be called when it arrives?
Balls taste like liver, but not as strong.
Would you let them charge your batteries?>>787543
You would know!
I would, just had some!
I'll leave that up to you.
>end up discussing basic physics with a friend
>he has a degree in aerospace engineering and is going for his master
>he is about to put a satellite into orbit
>he can't do basic dimensional analysis
Two hours to explain to him how 39k > 600.
Jokes on you, I'm the one advocating cloud knowledge and I could do the math.
Yeah, but the guy who might need it doesn't!
Yes, but can he understand deeper meaning in a novel or poem?
I bet they can't teach that at universities!
But I can shitpost louder if you want.>>787555
The curtains were fucking blue.
I can outshitpost you any day of the week
Only bats can save me
We had a nice anecdote of one of our poems/writers being analyzed by a contemporary "the author was thinking…"
And his only repsonse to that critique was "Like hell I was." (Or damn, something similar, but back then those words were just as serious as saying fuck).
Although that's nothing compared to one poet writing a poem in which if you read the first letters it spells out "Lick my ass, Karinthy" (the name of the other poet)
The revenge was hiring a bunch of kids and then telling them to ask him for an autograph all at once, and then the kids asked, "Oh, you're not that guy?" And gave them back.
Steal one (1) bat
'1d10'Roll #1 2 = 2
I'll just steal your lightning '1d10'Roll #1 4 = 4
Even that pillow-bat, it is now mine.>>787566>>787567
Get out, bats are mine.
'1d10'Roll #1 5 = 5
Get that succubi out of here!>>787570
Yes. Yes I do.
It's succubus. Succubi is plural.
I-I'll take that one then!
I never get any bats ;_;
What is he, half pony half edge?
I'm sure she'll be happy
I had the same thoughts as I was typing that post. But now that I see your picture I can only think about the things I would do to that bat.
GayThat is a very cut bat though>>787577>>787578
Yeah, but will she really be? Or will she just pretend to get her succubi way and suckle my juices, whatever it is that they need?
Lower quality bat.
>there's gonna be a street names "Meme street" and "Emoji street" in a Finnish town next year
Post the whole thing, you pussy.
Your dog is ready, and I'll be able toss her to you once I get back.
It's implied blowjob only, as far as I know.
In those times I go on the internet and pretend to be retarded
Yes. Five thousand miles away.
I should focus on progressing anyway
Maybe we can all be 6 year old girls and live together as sisters!
Y-You would be my onee-chan?
Post the webm.
You know the one.
I know exactly, but I can't find it
>7.3 Earthquake hits Japan and causes a tsunami
Right after a major earthquake in New Zealand too, exactly what happened a couple of years back.
Nips and Kiwis BTFO by shared fault lines once again.
Just a heads-up, don't do the battle total until your pokes are lvl50 or so. Otherwise you'll get stomped.
Even then, just don't do it.
Didn't help that the intro fight had all three of them gang up on me.
It's basically the battle train/facility.
does it not bring your pokes up to 50 ?
It does not. Which is why I got rolled so hard.
Adulthood is hard.
I don't wanna sleep at allllll
wow why is that okay?
I fucking know, right?
If you ever get tired of being rolled, join us in Crafting
where did you put the iron plant?
There's a lot of it growing in the cave with the copper, tin, and coal plants
I don't know where that is
or - it's near the tree growing area
>Andy says brb
>Leaves for 2+ hours
Anyway smelter is up and running
Kind of just want to fall asleep here.>>787628
I'm looking into Traveller more, if it has your Engineering stuff, but how goes the Minecrafting?
In the shadow of the valley
I would like to settle down
Wide open space
Wind on my face
A distant horizon
The moon on the crest
In the shadow of the valley
That I love best
I'm going to go with it's going
I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle
As I go ridin' merrily along
And they sing, 'Oh ain't you glad you're single'
And that song ain't so very far from wrong
Oh, Sally Jane, oh, Sally Jane
Though I'd love to stay forever this is why I can't remain
It wasn't picked at random, it was a very carefully selected song! That's the song that I feel when I play.
It evokes feelings of New Vegas because the world is cracked, parched, and empty. But the song itself is about a peaceful existence of settling in a land that has become familiar, and evokes longing. In the same way, we live on a mountain peak where monsters don't spawn (because we have torches out to several chunks away). It's a beacon of light that rises above a valley, literally casting a shadow over the lands below which we have terraformed into a small grove.
Because monsters don't spawn at the peak, a lot of my regular grind is done at night. The moon rises on the crest as I make another round in the garden and stoke the flames at the smelter. I watch for the dawn on that distant horizon, to bring light to the shadows in the valley that I love best.
And my song was there to explain how I can't settle down and play!
I built a nether portal with a mold but didn't visit
I've still a long list of botania things to do before I worry about the nether
You want an owl too, by the way?
I will give owl a home if you have extras
Lemme think of a name
however I don't have seal babies yet
Any idea how to do a wifi trade?
I'm a little confused too, it should be the festival but.. I don't see my friends list
connected to the internet?
I should be
How do I access the friend list? I only see "VIP" or "Guest"
I just chose link trade and it pulled up your name first, since you're on friendlist.
Thanks for the qts
Enjoy. Might ask you to help me evolve a mon or two at some point
>Kind of wanted to apply for 4chan janitor
>>787655>too tired to do much of anything
I am gonna try to sleep
what day do you think you want to do more hawknia stuff?
Wednesday seems like the best bet, is that good for you?
wed night? not great, with turkey day right after
anyway falling asleep at my chair, gonna go for now.
this pone will watch over the meta for me.
Yeah, this week looks like a lost cause. I'll check my schedule for next week, see what comes up.>>787659
The work is a total slog, but the benefits are nice. So they say.
Imagine hours of just browsing the worst content a board has to offer. A feed exclusively consisting of porn, guro, off topic, doxxing, raids, people shitposting at each other, "reply or your mother will die", et cetera.
We spend a lot of time there, so it would be nice to give back like that.
But judging how often they seem to ask for new janitors, it might be a real stressful thing.
Wow, it's not pissing rain outside for once.
Let's ride into the sunset together.
>>787667>not turning it off when you don't need it
It's more balanced here though
Your levels will be almost fine for what's ahead
>look up the requirements for flying in Legion areas
Just fuck my everything up.
I heard the requirements for flying in the next expansion will be
-Exalted with all Vanilla factions (incl. Booty Bay and Bloodsail Buccaneers + Magram Clan Centaur and Gelkis Clan Centaur)
-Exalted with all BC factions
-Exalted with all Wrath factions
-Exalted with all MOP factions
-Exalted with all WOD factions
-Exalted with all Legion factions
-Explored 100% of map
-Completed 100% of quests in all expansions
-Level 120 character of each race
-Level 120 character of each class
-Reached top 100 rank in PvP
-Completed final raid on Mythic difficulty
-Own 100% of non-promotional battle pets
-Completed quest, "Farm Boars in the Forest for 120 levels at 2xp each."
>>787670>not needing every mount and all heirlooms + artefact weapons at max level
Way to casualize the game, blizzard. What next, no mandatory Timewalking Naxx40?
>Finnish meme street Nasse mentioned is an actual thing
When I think about running a quest I wonder if what I really want to do is tell a story rather than run a game, and if so why am I not writing a book.
>TPP is ded as fuck
Now to see what China will do. Kind of glad it's dead, even if it did have some positive aspects.
>>787675>tfw I had to stay back for a bit in a museum because I lost my shoes, you guys went ahead>by the time I came back, DM was dressed up as a Nazi
If this really would happen at ParisMeet, we need to make it a reality
It's unfortunate no one on the Sub lives in France.
Paris has Formula 1 hotels though, right?
Those are cheap as fuck if I recall
They certainly are, but it's still an extra cost.
For a moment I thought you meant pirate bay
Books don't let people interact with a world and change it>>787677
If only French schools actually taught in English
>>787682>French speaking English>Ever
I fondly remember when I was 17 and was there with my gf
I barely spoke any french, but always started by speaking French to people THEN asking to switch to English, and suddenly they are the kindest people
STart out in English and they will fucking hate you forever
That's pretty much the issue.
Some will straight up refuse to speak any English at all though.
A lot of pissed off people also looking for the next lolcow.
apparently he isn't just some autist annoyed at children's shows, he's a true nutcase.
Super old info, I thought you guys knew
Sometimes when I'm in barney threads I'll link to his kiwi farms page, for fun
Oh hey, actually, a little bit of this is new
Oh boy, time for the most boring class of the week.
I confess I'm not really good at hunting jobs myself I guess! I would help how I could.
Pity you're not here now, I'd recommend you to fill that draftsman job for my aunt. $15/h is a good wage, and drafting is right up your alley as a computer artist.
I could be a good American citizen I swear! >>787701
Ah well, maybe there'll be a spot like that when I arrive
Just ask your aunt if she needs cheap labor
Cheap, unqualified underage labour from south America.
>Professor starts doomsaying about Trump's presidency again
>MUH POPULAR VOTE
Jesus fuck this class is bad enough already, don't make it worse.
Try to convince him to commit to a date on the downfall of America. Don't make it obvious, just be like, "So when do you think the death camps will open?"
Then have a party on that date to celebrate
I'm not going antagonize him.
What kind of class is this?
Fortune telling by Ms. Tralawney
It's a class about corporate organization and communication between different departments. It makes sense to bring up the difference between Trump's and Obama's presidential staff in terms of ethics and whatnot, but it's so painfully biased.
I bet your professor literally can't even. I hope for him/her that le pen doesn't win or the triggering might be lethal.
Bleh. I already didn't like him because he's kind of non-inspiring compared to the other profs.
Really highlights the importance of a good teacher when our fiscal law class is more fun and engaging than this class.
Le Pen has about as much in common as Trump as she does with a common ground squirrel.
She also has a vagina, which means not voting for her means you are SEXIST.
Juppe and Fillon are FUCKING WHITE MALES
Le Pen>From a political dynasty>Not rich (not Trump rich anyway)>Has clear political views>Has political experience>Owner of a vagina>Never been under consideration for ban from England>Doesn't have meme hair
There are programs to show thumbnails for webms in explorer!
I definitely agree she's nothing like Trump at all. None of the candidates are.
Luckily the two candidates who have an actual good chance of winning are both pretty decent. I think I'd prefer Fillon over Juppe, but either way we're getting a centre-right French president which should be good.
It's kind of a shame we won't get to see a May - Merkel - Le Pen trinity of European female leadership.
And win10 can do gifs.
>>787707>Yesterday there was a lecture on Trump and brexit>Thought it was going to be a whiny shitfest>It was a very objective approach from two historians (who are researching British and American history respectively)>When people asked doomsday scenario questions and such they shut that shit down with objective facts and criticism
It was very refreshing
Writing an essay and reading
will you be free in a while for a cyberpunk session?
I can try. If not, you can run without me!
It is kind of sudden, so don't feel pressured if you needed to do studies today.
Well. It really depends on how much I can get done in 4-5 hours with the essay
ill b here until dentist
Speaking of that picture, we have cat tech
GIVE BDN MY ENERGY '1d10'
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARoll #1 5 = 5
Inject coffee into Andy orally
'1d10'Roll #1 5 = 5
You of all people know how painful that is desu
Misery loves company!>>787743
Not with a syringe. Dummy
Wow, that totally looked like something else from the thumbnail
last night I tech
nether ingredients -> chickens -(+fishing)> cats
nether ingredients -> gold -> casts -> full iron arsenal
nether ingredients -> obsidian
iron -> witch oven -(+fishing)> amulet of talking to animals
Would you prefer your coffee somehow else?
You did all that?
Wow you're really into this modpack!
To quote Penny Arcade:>It's a great way to fill bars
But I've been seriously thinking about our botania mana issue, and I think the time has come to move it to a bigger area
The botania mana issue got worse.
Good news? We can still keep the ritual area close and simply beam over the mana with spreaders!
No, you just didn't realize how bad it was.
Doesn't that create mana loss if used from too far away?
I know how bad it is, I used up almost all the remaining mana on rituals!!
You know better than me
Take the mana from the tablet if you need.
The thing we need is the Sparks (not sure on the spelling). Those are better for moving from pool to pool. We can also use tablets/rings, fill them with mana from where ever we put the efficient farm and take from them when we want to do rituals
also to give you an idea how horrible our mana situation is, we've never filled up the pool, I used to fill up the pool in 3 in game days.
Also restarting server due to lag if I can
>internal debate over whether or not Legion endgame content is worth it
Granted. I had a nice set up using trees and cakes as the source. And there was lots of coal to throw at it too.
well we have plenty of coal nao
a coal block is the best possible food for those flowers, or was, because it can't (couldn't last I checked) understand something with a higher burn value.
Hoe's the fox doing?>>787745>>787740>>787731>>787741
Only a while more now
But I let mons consume me today
She's being a QT, she hatched this morning.
I called her Icealia
OH MAN SO REAL WOW
Is there some secret to wardens rep or is it really just months of emissary missions?
How would I know?
For whatever reason I figured you'd have read up on it. Oh well.
Oh great it really is just world quests
Gee I sure look forward to grinding the same shit for 4 months just for a flight license
Stop now DM
Let it go
Delete World of Warcraft
iirc you were wondering if Legion endgame was worth it or not, a few hours ago
Yeah it's really down to the fact that it'll require both this rep grind, the other giant rep grind, and something in the Emerald Nightmare raid to do Part 1 of the Pathfinder achievement, with the other half only coming in the next big patch and involving yet another rep grind.
[8d10]Roll #1 5, 7, 8, 4, 5, 4, 7, 10 = 50
That's above average.
That's what she said.
I will when you have two patients
And I still rolled higher than you!
I'm not that
kind of doctor!I sell drugs!
Who said you would have a choice?
It's the hard truth of Earth 3.
You don't want to be here, but you have to… and you must do the things that no one else will.
those are fakes but that specific one is good
>NEET brother actually went to his job interview
Today is starting out pretty good.
How far are you in Sun?
I really need to go to a /tg/ drawthread and commission some art for the Doc
In unrelated news, you now realize Andy has made it canon that this song is a classic in the Cyberpunk Futurehttps://youtu.be/cR6uKtNW3Jk?t=9
A whole station dedicated to classic memes in fact
Haven't started it yet. Youngest got my hacked 2ds right now.
Pity, I wanted a cat off you, I have spare owls ready
What a nice vid >>787802
Really? How lame
that dog is 3cool6me
Realistically, Germany or the Netherlands seem like prime targets. Both have elections coming up, neither have suffered a major terror attack yet.
Wouldn't be surprised if another hit belgium. Easy target and they already prevented an attack in France
True I suppose. Good thing I'm not heading out to Brussels any time soon.
>TED put up a TEDx video about fat acceptance
>they put up another video at the same time
>it's flooded with people crying for comments on the other video
Are they retards or what?
Is Dragon Age Inquisition any good?
Inferior to Origins, better than DA2.
Buy it when it's on sale or torrent, I'd say.
I just did, since it is on black friday sale on Origin.
Also eating only week-old roadkill is better than DA2
This is factually true.
Sucking an STD ridden cock is better than DA2.
I've wasted all of today
>essay I'm panicking over doesn't have to be sent by the deadline I thought
>Belgian MEP's voted largely in favor of the European Defense Union
I'm kind of surprised. Seems like we were the biggest Western European supporters of it by a long shot.
They'll vote for whatever keeps the EU in Brussels
The Defense Union is not exactly crucial to the EU staying in Brussels though.
YepA cocktease-joke where anon doesn't actually get any, because that's the only punchline the artist's got.>>787826
Been at doctor's appointments all morning, and have to pack for the trip to one of the family gatherings this afternoon.
Good news though; they finally took the ties off my teeth today, so I'm finally able to eat with a spoon again! Still can't chew anything, but I'm no longer stuck with watering everything down enough to get it into the syringe.
Also you'd be surprised how much stuff you can just stick in a blender and have it turn out all right with a little ingenuity. Doesn't look all that appetizing, but if it means I can still eat stuff like pizza and ribs, it's worth having the food look like sludge.
She built a fucking harem!
There's a female, dummy.
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Sounds like you had enough teasing
Is Twily gay or shipping?
She's doing it for science.
Also it's qt how Mascara still writes with her mouth while she has hands
That's kinda nice too.
Did we decide on anything yet, even?
You guys were okay with setting it in London right?
I'm leaning towards a modern london. So smartphones and shit exist, but I wouldn't get into the whole Brexit/supersurveillance/otherpoliticalshit
It will be about a london at night with magic occult shit and sick twisted vampire shit
Would that be acceptable?
It's just that the exact same punchline every single time gets old after the seventh repetition or so.
It'd be another thing if there was a different approach other than the sequential "Oh, he's totally going to actually get laid this time!" followed by "TEE HEE IT WAS A PRANK BRO!"
Celibate main characters can be done and done well, but require some sort of twist or creativity to keep the joke fresh.
I'm down for that!
My roomie right now
You must not have seen the Flurry Heart comics, then.Unless blowjobs don't count.
Yep, you're definitely thirsty
Joking aside, I see what you mean. I honestly never bothered with that until you pointed out… Yeah maybe it's the artist fetish?
Show him the Jap commercial
This guy looks nervous as fuck
The tl;dw version is that Sym is getting two ultimates to choose from now. The Tele or a shield generator that gives +75 shields to allies in sight.
Correction, it doesn't even need line of sight. It's just a deployable generator that gives 75 shields to anyone who walks close enough to it.
>Both ultimates will be getting more hp than current iteration's teleporter, some of that hp in the form of shields, so they don't die as quickly as her teleporter does currently. Teleporter HP reduced to 50 from 200, increased shields to 350 from 0. The 350 health from shields will regen if not taking damage for a certain amount of time.>New ability to replace shields, Photon Barrier: Similar to rein shield and winston's barrier. It's a barrier that's projected on a sort of track that moves along. It has a 10s cooldown.>Minor tweaks to turrets, now you start with 6 turrets and can stockpile up to 6 with cooldown. They also have 10s cd instead of 12s.>Also extended the distance of the left click beam. Not a significant increase, just something to feel better. Increased from 5m to 7m.
>>787880>ultimate is a half assed Lucio ult
Except it's automatically better than Lucio because it's not attached to an annoying nigger.
I dunno, it seems pretty damn useful to place this thing in spawn and provide everyone with constant shields. +75 is a pretty big deal for 200 hp characters.
My roomie is reading out loud as he writes some bullshit for his blag.
And it's so fucking stupid.
Anyone wants to play some overwatch/vermintide?
Don't fool yourself, it'll be like the current teleport
>my teleporter is online! The path is My teleported has been destroyed, the way is closed.
But how will they kill it if it's in spawn?
If you place it in spawn, it probably won't have any range to provide shields to the team, it doesn't require line of sight but it has max range.
On point B you can just put into spawn, niguh
No dumbo, they're shields. Shields stay on you and regenerate if depleted, unlike barriers.
Oh, right. I guess that works.
I think I got it
Sylt you are a fucking genius
Thanks Sylt, you're a diamond mate.
But I'll take this victory and sleep.
I'm gonna delete that file from the mediafire now though.
Go ahead. Thanks again though.
>start OW 20 minutes ago
>get 2 fwotd in a row
Now post the next part.
How goes the studying?
I need to start within the next 30 minutes.
Lemme know when you have a spare cat for trade
>tfw autism prevents me from continuing Sun until daylight
It just seems wrong to do the solgaleo fight at night.
No problem. Though I am being tempted by Seal.>>787911
Do it, pretend you are trying to banish the Night.
That, or you better play it outside
Switch the clock
Or you're taking it when it's at its weakest
Wait, you mean time of day actually has an effect?
Icealia is really stronk
Alolachu really likes having its chin scratched.
I didn't wanna step on hau's toes so I didn't raise one yet
Nopo said he would join the server today, so that's fun
Just ways for you to flavour it.>>787919
Since she can summon snow give her Aurora Veil to boost her whole team too>>787920
Salazzle likes her crotch being touched too
I've noticed a lot of them do, actually. Tsareena liking her crown being rubbed was 2lewd for me, though.>>787921
But then you can do a double Alolachu fight with him. Don't know where you pick up thunderbolt, though. You need that for the alolachunium a to work.
Tbolt's all the way on the fourth island
Pikachu also learns it at level 42 this time
Bugger. I evolved it too soon, then.
Confirm something for me:
My brother says that the trading facility is full of people asking for common 'Mons and he was able to score a bunch of harder to get ones for common stuff, like Pikachu and Eevee.
GTS isn't completely filled with assholes asking for Mews for Ratattas this time, it's decent>>787926
You can just give it the TM when you find it
Sounds pretty nice.
Are you still playing HS in the mornings?
Not every day now
Every two or three days rather, and just do all the quest at once. I doubt I'll have time for HS today
Maybe I felt like watching someone since I managed to get up early today
I'd like to help, but I gotta go to class
>bought my first electric toothbrush
What kind of heretic tech is this
Same woman who held that TEDx talk about fat acceptance Sylt mentioned.
Literally anyone can give a TEDx talk
/tv/ loves this one talk by Sam Hyde (a comedian) where he basically just told them he was a sociologist and they let him have the floor for a 20 minute speech. He speculated on a brutal future.>>787939
I hope you like farming, the battle with farming never ends
I know, but it was still uploaded to the TED channel and its comments disabled, which is just funny.
I r8 nu symm 8/8
She's really fun to play, regardless of if she'll be viable
How are those apartment plans coming along?
I haven't made any specific plans at this point
How about the spot on your aunt's company? Because I'll be having all my things ready to take the trip to America and I was wondering if I should go to Texas
I will definitely give you an excellent pitch, but I need to know some stuff
>When can you start>When would you be legally eligible to work in the US>Do you have experience with AutoCAD or cadlike programs?>Do you believe you could work well in an office environment?>Do you take instructions well?
>>787951>When can you start>When would you be legally eligible to work in the US
Well I think the first two would be around late december/start of the next year if everything goes well
>Do you have experience with AutoCAD or cadlike programs?
I have little experience with it but I am quick to learn
>Do you believe you could work well in an office environment?>Do you take instructions well?
Yeah absolutely. I'm already used to working in an office
Though is she looking for an intern or a more experienced proffesional?
She on PTR already?
Yes>>787954>Someone got 24,000 damage blocked as Symm
That shield isn't bad if you can use it>>787952
It's an entry level drafting position but the pay is good
I'll tell her you have a lot of experience with art programs in computers and are really good about getting details right.
That would be awful nice. Thanks Wf
How long you think she's willing to hold the spot?
she said because it's hard to interview during the holidays, she would probably wait until after December to fill the position
but I mean if you could start earlier that would be a plus
so I'll talk to her
>>787952>late december/start of the next year if everything goes well
That's fast! How did you manage that?
Please do. I'll see how early I could possibly go
That wasn't really fast. I just had to get my documents ready and such. And I'm still not done with it
Plus there's the issue of money. If we'll have enough to get me there and not starve by before Christmas then it'll be all good. If not…
I just thought getting a work permit to the US took a long time. But I guess I was wrong.
Well, getting paid 600 every 2 weeks is enough to keep you fed. Getting a nice apartment though is harder.
My aunt's company is nowhere near me btw. I mean, I could visit but it's also 4 hours away by car.
I'm still working on getting one too >>787963
Well I could look for a super cheap place to stay first
You definitely need to get a work permit before I talk to her!
>yesterday the turkish erasmus student girls that are under our 'care' admitted to my flatmate they use God's Loophole and take it up the butt to remain virgins
>apparently they are feeling very frisky nowadays
If only they weren't turkroaches.
It's not that they are ugly, either. Just Turkish, and a man must have principles.
Sodomy is prohibited I'm the old testament! Any kind of sexual activity which leads to the destruction of semen is specifically a no go!
Better get to it! Applying for a work permit can take a few months, or so I'm reading!
Actually, I've read an article recently that the Turkish Church said that swallowing is A-ok now.
Also, yes, but you can check a hymen, but you can't check how loose the pucker is.
What I still haven't entirely figured out is what kind of Visa I'll need for this
Well Christ dude, you'd better start figuring it out because that's kind of important in the US.
These are kind of basic things, you know.
Check the list and find out what work permit suits you.
I haven't found how to start that.
Go to the discount store on Akala island.
Some of the hints for people you need to find are very vague, one of them's in Malie community centre
and other's in Seafolk Village steelix boat
Thanks. That link is a bit more of the same I was reading but it gave me a bit more info I needed
For the permanent worker permit I THINK I would fit in the second preference category. I would have to see if the degree I have is enough to be accepted
Do you have a masters degree?
Perhaps there is some merit to actually finishing my masters, huh?
It definitely makes it easier to immigrate to the states.
Provided they can't find any qualified hungarian translators there.
For bachelors you also need 5 years of experience
I'm checking to see if the one I have qualifies for one
Oh this is helpful actually
Where did you find this?
>>787981>>787982>wanting to immigrate into the states>as motherfucking europeans>ever
You bogun in your heads.
No I don;t want to go to the land of 'most extreme weather in the world', of corporate supremacy, of low iq, of no healthcare, of private prisons, of no tradition, of -
Do I have to go on?
Yeah I can't think of a single place outside of Europe worth moving to. Maybe Canada if Trudeau gets lynched.>>787988
Grass ain't greener on the other side, y'know.
Feeling superior about being European was fine until we literally fucked our own continent.
Jeez, way to be melodramatic.
Where would you move in the US then?
Still have 5 years to think about that
I just called my school and the certificate I have is a 'internationally recognized complementary course'
So, it maybe could be useful and all but it's not really a degree
Because of some few million refugees?
Things will blow over, they will adapt or die, we won't be living under sharia law any time soon.
Europe has much worse problems.
Organized crime. Russia. Anti-globalist sentiment. Corrupted politicians.
And it's still miles better than anywhere else in the world, not joking.
1984 happening in slow motion before our eyes>asia
Commies and 3rd world countries. Or japan and singapore with their self-immolating work ethics and disrespect for human rights. Japan people especially have the mindset of a medieval european farmer, with a government which likes to pretend everything's fine and dandy.>Russia
Highest suicide rate in the whole fucking world. Even higher than africa.>Africa
South africa counts under anglosphere. The rest is only 3rd world countries in constant war.>Canada
Going the way of the dodo.
What's left, antartica?
Good luck qualifying for that, it's almost as hard as joining switzerland.
Like the frontier explorers of yore, we will build our own ships and cultivate our own lands from the untamed wilds.
The frontier explorers of yore didn't build any ships, they explored on land.
We'll bribe Musk with a blowjob and get him to smuggle us in in a cargo rocket.
When Caveman Oog first sat on a tree floating in the sea and paddled to an island nobody believed he could do it either.
You're in trouble now.
>actually end up looking at open jobs in Antarctica
yeah i know
Isn't it a little warm for you there?
The best reason is that I'll finally not have to deal with pretentious assholes that tout their high tax, corrupt justice, completely retarded, controlled totally by unelected EU officials continent is the ebst in the world.
As I've said before, I'd even consider going to Eastern Europe. Even if Europe was truly the best in the world, I'd rather be in a materially poorer place but where the people are actually wanting to go forward as a nation rather than here where everything is going downhill but people have to much shit in their eyes to notice it.
I'm not joking when I'm saying I'd trade places with Nopo or Gaius anytime. Not Maali because Brazil is still not going anywhere
I don't think they need meme specialists there.
I heard working in one of the bases there can be a fun experience though if you don't mind the cold and being isolated from the rest of the world. Don't know if those bases stay staffed during winter though, pretty sure most people leave until summer.
If you think things are better in Hungary and the US you are fairly mistaken.
Belgium scores higher than the US when it comes to corruption, has better freedom of press, scores the same in terms of healthcare quality (Though let's face it, it's probably easier here to get access to that quality healthcare than in the US), scores better on the safety index in terms of crime, and so on.
Of course, it all depends on where you are in the States and where you are in Belgium, but the bottom line is that we are incredibly lucky to have been born here, no matter what bullshit /pol/ may spout.
You're completely missing the point.
I'm not saying things aren't okay now.
I'm looking into the future.
Where is western Europe going?
What kind of place will this be in 20 years if things continue the way they are? You do that thought exercise sometime.
Literally no one speaks languages
Corruption is rampant, only the apathy about it is bigger
Salaries are often barely enough to get you by to the next month
Everyone is depressed and angry and generally not having a fun time with life.
Do you fucking know how good you are having it? Even something as simple as having your fridge stocked up with various kinds of beers and sodas and snacks is fucking out of this world. Here you buy something that you think you'll indulge in for that week once, and that's it. Otherwise you just stick to the most basic of foods. I don't want to be dramatic, but I just fucking wish I could have a fridge full of shit and not have to worry about it.>>788010
Where is Hungary going?
Straight to fucking Putin's lap
And where is the US going to be in 20 years?
It's completely pointless to try predicting the future like that. Yes, maybe we'll have turned into the Islamic European States in a couple of decades, but at the same time things may improve too. I don't know, you don't know, no one knows. It's fine to be skeptical about the future, but you can't take it too far or you'll just make yourself go crazy.
And you know what, in recent months I've taken up to not just saying "goodbye" to people at stores and wherever, but I smile and say "Have a nice rest of the day" and they often smile, because God fucking knows people need it, and I've no other way of improving this country.
Speaking of serious shit, I ran out of mobile data. Again.
What's your monthly data anyway?
>he doesn't use clover
Do you in some kind of first world paradise
How much is unlimited data?
I use Mimi and it suckered up 800 mb. Another 800 went down with chrome and another 800 in tethering the one time internet went down, and I forgot to stop streams updates.
I pay 22 euros for unlimited data in a 4g network. Just downloaded COH2 and Dragon Age Inquisition and it's DLC yesterday, that's about 60 gigs
>>788020>missed my chance to go to a space age country
4gb costs about that much here, and you don't get a phone with it if you pay that low>>788019
3GB seems enough to survive on.>tethering because internet outage
That shit should be compensated
By whom? And how? It's not like I can pay extra for more data, the prices are riddicolous.
By the ISPs, if you're using them as your mobile provider
Cunts here refused to compensate data after their DNS servers went out over a weekend
It's part of the reason why I missed my exchange confirmation
Well, you don't get a phone with it for 22 euros. That costs at least 26-28 euros.
Why are you not simply using google's dns?
A phone with it here means you pay double plus their price for the phone, effectively meaning you just pay for a phone in installments at a higher price than just buying it yourself.
On the plus side, carrier-locking is illegal
You're right, Hungary's not going anywhere either. I'll consider Poland instead.
Thanks for setting me straight.>>788012
I don't know what's going to happen. Here's what I do know. You remember how they say that right before WW1 there was a powder keg in Europe and no one knew how it was gonna blow but it was there just waiting to blow?
There's a powder keg in western europe right now. It's not one of conflicting countries. It's one of conflicting people. It is boiling to the surface, you see people angry everywhere, both europeans and immigrants and the current powers don't know how to handle it.
That powder keg is gonna blow one day. Maybe next year, maybe in 10 years, but I don't wanna be here when it blows. And laugh all you want, I don't give a shit. The future will prove me right.
And the US isn't a powderkeg right now? Racial/political tensions there are no better than here.
If that one explodes and I was there I'd feel infinitely more secure about my personal chances for various reasons.
Should it blow, I'd rather fight back than run from the world's problems. >>788008
Vastly less winter staff since they need to make due with less resources and it's generally not a fun time for anyone.
I searched for probably hours and still never found any emerald. I'm actually starting to feel comfortable in the hellscape of a modded nether this is.
He's Finnish though, so it's not unexpected.
To be fair, the US has ALWAYS had racial tensions; it comes with the territory of being founded by immigrants and everything.
It seems to be getting worse though.
At least from a observer's point of view.
I kind of love how Trump made such a fast 180 degree turn that something that turns very fast looks very slow in comparison.
US is bretty comfy. You can spout /int/ memes all you like, I'm pretty happy with my state at least.
Trump never said he didn't like immigrants, he said he loves immigrants hates illegal immigrants.
Tbqh I dislike illegals too but there's literally nothing wrong with legal immigration at all.
It's foolish to be loyal to people who aren't loyal to you. Why should I fight for belgium when the mayority of my peers don't care about these things?
Hey Ive only said nice things about tge US
The snow, lakes and forests never disagreed with me.
Also moving anywhere else would downgrade my Internet
>>788038>Trump never said he didn't like immigrants, he said he loves immigrants hates illegal immigrants.
This is such an infuriating part of this whole Trump drama. People calling someone a fascist for wanting to curb the influx of illegal
>>788042>muh illegal friends
T. Millenial school child
Thanks for the help by the way. I'm glad you guys are willing to help a dumbass like me
I hope you don't mean to move to Japan.
Because that might be worse than staying in Brazil. You'll always
be an outsider. It's even worse if you're not a westerner.
I was aware of that. But I was told that they're not really so hostile to outsiders as we think. I mean there will still be people like that, but it won't be like I'll be getting mean looks whenever I walk in the streets
I'm white too, so that's a big plus for blending in
What groves said. Japan is awful for anyone who isn't Japanese, and only relatively awful for the rest.
From soul crushing work culture to rampant indifference to social issues it stays as good as it is at the cost of its people.
It's not 'get beat up for being a nigger' racism, but more 'it thinks it's people / we don't hire foreigners' racism
It's a subtle kind of hostility. Sure, you'll never be outright told anything to your face, but you'll feel it. You'll never be one of them.
We're probably one of the most immigrant-friendly places here but I don't know what you can do
That might be because the news keeps getting better at sniffing out the nastier parts and slapping them in your face, and in fact that's probably helping make things worse because of… what's it called? Observation bias? the thing about if you're told/see things existing one way, you eventually start believing it only exists that way.
I agree that it's getting worse, but I think it's kind of like a wave motion: we had that high point of racial tension after WWII, then the Civil Rights movements came along and we had a valley, and now we're starting to climb up again because people don't want to be unique
without realizing that creating pointless divisions results in -surprise surprise- division!>>788044>>788046
Agreed. America is a land of many peoples, so you'd eventually be considered "one of us" as long as you did it legally. In Japan, you're an outsider in a land still stuck in the feudal mindset, just with a first-world government.
Plus, we acknowledge human rights. They don't.
Also keep in mind the horrible work ethic in Japan. Maybe it's exaggerated, but I sure as hell wouldn't gamble on it. The Japanese work hard, not smart.
Fug. That actually sounds worse
There goes my plans of undergoing Mangaka training>>788052
So, the same way slave work goes? Fantastic>y
Agreed. It's essentially the first-world equivalent of working in a sweat-shop, and their schools aren't much better.
I never understood why the "sleeping in class" thing was so common in Anime when growing up. Then I took a look at the average schedule for a japanese high school student, and suddenly it all made sense.
We had a Japanese substitute teacher in High School and besides being super cute she didn't understand how Finnish students spent their time when their schedules didn't last until like 5pm.
We just said something along the lines of "Well we exist."
Kids in Japan tend not to see their dads at all during weekdays because they leave the house super early and come back after they've gone to bed. That's why your dad is always missing in Pokemon, by the way. He's out working.>>788054>>788055
hold up what the fuck kind of school schedules did you have
4-6 hours, if we had 7 hour days they were considered extremely tortuous.
>>788056>bdn about to learn about western school
Oh by, I'll get the popcorn
Grades 1-6 from 9 to 3
7-9 8 to 4
High school anything from 8 to 4 to 10 to 2
About 7 hours is standard until Junior college, which is about when you're 16-17 and lasts 2 years. Then I had to deal with school from 7am to 5pm.>>788059>10 to 2
I would have killed for that
And yeah what nasse said. Days differ in length depending on classes, 7 or 8 hour days were rare and painful. Either 45 mins class 15 min break, or 45 class 5 min break, with a 30 min lunch
I've heard Japan is nice to visit but kind of a hellhole to live in.
Constant overcrowding, bad pay and bosses, and a really extremely difficult language (to speak properly)
Seven-hour school days for the most part, five days a week. The odd 12:30 dismissal here and there, but for the most part you'd be on the way home by… was it two o'clock or four o'clock that school usually got out?
Anyway, you'd still have most of the afternoon to… well, I'm not sure what other kids did, but I'd usually be either Vidya or working around the house, with an hour or two at night for homework.
Not to mention Japanese are somehow physically incapable of speaking good English.
If you gamed the system a bit like I did, and packed all your courses in the first years of high school you could end up with shit like >class at 10>2 hour lunch break >class at 1>go home
Or if you did Vocational school>Have to do an internship for a total of 9 months over 3 years>last months of school are go to class once a week, spend the rest drinking peers at home
Elementary/High school here generally starts around 8:30 AM and ends around 4 PM. Middle school doesn't exist here, since it's considered part of the 6 year long secondary education in High school.
On Wednesdays the school day ends around midday as well. As far as I know this is the case everywhere in Belgium in both primary and secondary education.
Japanese friends seem to have no problem with it though
They put up with it for a reason I guess>>788065
We don;t get to pick/schedule classes until uni, basically.
>2 hours lunch breaks
It's 6 years of primary and 4-5 years of secondary here.
Oh, and on Fridays schools tend to end by around 1. Mainly so the muslim boys can go for prayers, but we all benefit
I'm so sorry, I've heard it's always fatal
It's really not, here at least for various reasons. They have two approaching Sharia nations north and south, so the shitty ones would usually have moved already.
Dude you are rich.
Of course it's comfy if you're rich.
Good schooling, great healthcare, amazing connections. But that's the same in europe.
Our lunch breaks were usually 1 hour, which is vastly preferable over 2 hours tbh. 2 hours just means longer school days.
We don't get to pick classes either. You just choose which package of classes you'd rather take, like a language oriented one or a science oriented one. Then you've also got more specific shit like tourism, which is what I did because it meant focus on languages, history and geography.
3 years of kindergarten, 6 years of primary and 6-7 years of secondary here.
Normal lunch breaks are 45 minutes in Finnish school, and that includes one 15 minute break, DM was just talking about when you have an empty slot in your schedule right when lunch is so you get a double lunch hour.
You don't really believe the meme right?
I thought everyone knew I'm just upper middle class.
Middle class doesn't exist, thus you are automatically rich.
Classes don't exist, only estates
I guess that makes me a priest
You lived in a fucking "guest house" while working on your dad's business as an overpaid assistant. You're the fucking Fresh Prince of Bel-Air without the charisma.
Literally the only thing true about that post is I lived in a guest house.
And the background in poverty of Philadelphia*
I'm with wf here, you can afford a guest house if you're a neurologist, the super wealthy are in a different ballpark
Dude, guest houses are only for rich assholes.
Speaking of Japan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOhuUxtxrmg
Pretty cool short video about the Yakuza from a Belgian photographer.
You realize the guest house is on the same property as the original house, it's not like they just bought two houses (which you could still do by the way without being ultra rich)
Yeah, I remember Will's uncle had the same kind of set-up on the set of the Fresh Prince and those guys were (supposed to be) loaded as fuck.
I know a family that has a big house and a guest house. They've got good money.
The father is a neurologist, the mother a doctor. They didn't come from a rich family.
If you think that's rich, if you think that's upper class, you'll be astounded once you realize what the actual upper class super rich have
Yeah that's upper class as fuck and they will all go down when the proletariat takes power.In case you can't tell I'm not being serious, I haven't slept in 24 hoursStill upper class as fuck
When the proles rise, anyone who can read is "upper class"
I promise I won't shitpony this time
also you can seriously do whatever you want as long as you're having fun
I mean, maybe in America, but here in Europe we actually teach people to read and write as a baseline
Who writes these laws?
Who's PAID to do that?
French Revolution not in Europe apparently
Conservatives I guess?
This sounds too unbelievable to actually be legit so I'm not sure to believe this will be an actual thing. Then again, Britain has been going down the road of retarded censorship for a while now so who knows.
did you even sleep?
Did you even sleep?
what manner of tankboat is this
They voted leave!
Never leave me.>>788105
Three fiddy what?
Why would I ever?~
Three fiddy filthy Brazilian bucks
>cars 3 is full grit
Would you fill her up?
I'm not really into cars
>fried cheese, fried turkey with cheese and ham and fishsticks>all made without oil in the oven
That's a ten>>788120
Would you stir her pasta?
Where's the Sion huh?
So my bedridden mother wants me to keep her company, I can either run in an hour or, if you're too tired, we can play 2morro
I want to
Ask your mom if I can sleep in your couch
Maybe once you figure out when you could enter the US
Oh shit, now that changes things!
I'll throw her out as soon as she lets me in and claim my very own tiny meme tank!
The entire Italian Tank Faction would declare war on you!So you'd be safe
Would you keep a Goliath Mine in your hangar as a pet, like a dog?
No hard feelings right? They're still best school.
I can around December!
Are you sure? Remember there's a lot of complex paperwork!
Every fucking day I come home from work and this faggot tankette sits here giving me this look
I fucking love how they tumble out of it
As long as nothing unexpected happens
Well they are the only ones who can challenge finland for the meme team crown, true
Finland's meme magic doesn't even make them best school.
Italy > Russia > Finland
Wait a minute, didn't you say you had some friend in the US you could stay with? What happened with that?
As for crashing on the couch, we have a whole guest room but you know, you'd have to move somewhere eventually.
It's a sad feel. But at least Belgium was mentioned once.
God I miss this show.
>press the wrong button
>lose an entire week of progress
I need to do all the achievements in a raid to get a special mount
One achievement is to kill a boss with at least 5 different enemies around it
4 is my single target strike that kills the boss, giving me the achievement
5 is a giant AoE explosion that kills everything, failing the achievement
I pressed 5 by mistake and now I can't try again for a week.
That's your fault then innit
lmao look at this nerd
That kinda flopped. I can't move in with him anymore, but I could move in somewhere close to him and he'd help me get a job on the pizza place he works on >>788146
Its more fun that way
Plus it'll only be illegal if they catch me
While I appreciate your enthusiasm, I can't condone such actions!
Post rare Noponies playing Minecraft
Why aren't you migrating legally?
>Proceed to ace the far harder second achievement my class shouldn't even be able to do
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Is there no way for me to move in with a bud I know from America legally?