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 No.798033[Last 50 Posts]

In which we celebrate another year of horse

 No.798035

>Dreamt of reading a really good Mickey Mouse comic
>It ended on a major cliffhanger
This is not the kind of dream I expected

 No.798036

I dreamed of something, but it has passed now

 No.798037


 No.798038

>enemy realizes that I have lethal if I evolve one of my followers
>uses the oops emote
>for the elf girl it's a loud gasp

The comedic timing value was so fucking good

 No.798039

>>798038
You now have to write a fan fiction about the rape which followed.

 No.798040

>>798038
Rape elf.

 No.798041

>>798039
>>798040
But how can a tight little elf ass it all that dragon cock?

 No.798042

>>798041
With lots of lube

 No.798043

>>798042
How long till new year over there?

 No.798044

>>798043
50 minutes
I'm home drinking and shitposting with a friend

 No.798045

>>798044
Already?

 No.798046

>>798045
Yep, I live in the future

 No.798047

>>798044
[fireworks externally]
>>798045
The world is a large place.
5 timezones went through into NY already. Just base yourself off 1200 GMT.

 No.798048

>huge dlc for call of Icarus
>releases Q1 2017
>for a game released in 2012
I never got the chance to play that. You guys would be up for trying it?

 No.798049

>>798048
The DLC I desire from Q1 2017 is Crimson Court for Darkest Dungeon

 No.798050

>>798048
It does look like fun

 No.798051

>>798047
>5
Isn't it 4?

 No.798052

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 No.798053

>>798051
It is. I counted wrong.

 No.798054

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 No.798055

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 No.798056

>>798035
>A really good Mickey Mouse comic
And that's how you know it was a dream!

 No.798057

>>798056
It was about the phantom blot doing terrorism

 No.798058

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 No.798059

>>798057
You mean KKK-kaapu?

 No.798060

>>798048
I'd play it. Heard it's fun, but I don't know if it's the kind of game you'd play for a long period of time. Also already got plenty of other stuff to play to be honest.

Speaking of, OW in 30 anyone?

 No.798061

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 No.798062

>>798057
So just what he does in every other story.

 No.798063

>>798060
We'll see if it's worth it once the DLC comes out.
And yes.

 No.798064

>>798060
Just for an hour

 No.798065

Happy new year m8s

 No.798066

>>798065
Cheers!

 No.798067

>do one mei brawl
>guy using meem arrows and shouting about donkey dicks wall glitches for 5 rounds in a row
>on enemy team
>we still win
GG NO RE

 No.798068

File: 1483201460952.png (573.93 KB, 1280x720, 1417796914014.png)

Deploy paen

 No.798069

Were I to kick off OTR tomorrow (since I doubt anyone wants it today) would we have people?

 No.798070


 No.798071

>>798069
I'll try my best to be here

 No.798072

>>798069
Probably not, busy with family stuff.

 No.798073

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 No.798074


 No.798075

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFjQJjqTRw8

Now with less spliced Zs in the url

 No.798076

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>>798066
Staying home and drinking with a friend was a good idea

 No.798077

>>798076
I'm spending NYE with family
:3

 No.798078

>>798067
What's this glitch anyway?

 No.798079

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>>798077
How nice

 No.798080

>>798077
I'll be spending it with the sub

 No.798081

>>798080
I should slp now to wake up for you all

 No.798082

>>798081
4 hours to go for DM

 No.798083

>>798077
I'll be spending New Year's Eve sick

 No.798084

>mosquito that's been sucking my blood for fucking days flies into my beer glass
>quickly put my hand over the mouth
>manage to sneak a finger in and ams hit against the walls of the glass without any bits falling into the beer

This year's off to a good start

 No.798085

>>798084
This shit reads like a page from jojo.

 No.798086

>>798085
AH!

WITH THE MOUTH OF THE GLASS COVERED, IT CAN'T GET ANY AIR TO CHANNEL HAMON!

 No.798087

>>798086
[MENACING]

 No.798088

>>798077
I'll be spending it with some old frens I haven't seen in a long time
Might drop some posts in the meta though, since I don't expet this year to be a very hardcore party

 No.798089

Au Revoir for now

 No.798090

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 No.798091

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 No.798092

>>798089
Bye bye

 No.798093

>>798086
>>798087
killing mosquitos that manage to evade the insecticide for days is boss-battle worthy shit

>>798089
Night

I'll probably be aslp, so happy new year in advance

 No.798094

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 No.798095

>>798094
Nu-uh.
I kill people
With robots

 No.798096

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 No.798097

>>798095
I'm back home, I can run Caballeria if you're still at home.

 No.798098

>>798097
Sure but I'm about to have NYE dinner with family!
And probably gonna take a while to spend time with them, so that's 2 to 3 hours from now.

 No.798099

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 No.798100

>>798098
I have the day off, so just hit me up on Steam when you free up.

 No.798101

Why does NYE always devolve into a fucking memefest

 No.798102

>>798101
The grand mysteries of life indeed.
I'm too tired to even bother going out for the fireworks

 No.798103

>>798101
What
I don't see any memes here?

 No.798104

>>798099
Why is she so cute?

 No.798105

>>798103
No here at home.

 No.798106

From Leddit

>If you had control of Overwatch lore for one day, what would you do to upset fans?

Top answer
>I would make Hanzo and Genji become american, so that the weebs would never lock them again. I would then make lucio japanese, so he gets insta locked everygame.

 No.798107

File: 1483217065532.jpg (2.11 MB, 4032x2268, 2016-12-31 22.39.32.jpg)

>>798105
Oh, is there drama or is everyone just drunk and the dogs afraid of the fireworks?

 No.798108

>>798106
Delete Lucio from the game.

 No.798109

>>798108
Dumb Genjiposter!

 No.798110

>>798107
People are arguing about what the best Disney song is while 'Under the Sea' is blasting at near full volume.

 No.798111

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>>798104
Because she cares

 No.798112

>>798110
We all know Hellfire cannot be matched

 No.798113

>>798111
Is her SC2 handle "WhiteRa"?

 No.798114

>>798112
Hellfire is a meme shit.

 No.798115

>>798114
Nopo stop pretending to be Nasse, your complete lack of taste is showing again

 No.798116

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 No.798117

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 No.798118

>>798115
I've never even seen Notredamen Kellonsoittaja but I know Hellfire is FAR away from the best Didney Song.

 No.798119

>>798118
>Never seen the best disney movie
Yeah you probably think the best one is Sword in the Stone because it features the biggest tits.

 No.798120

>>798119
Sword in the Stone has TITS?!
I mean, I've seen enough of Gypsies are the Scum of the Earth that I know it's boring and trite.
My favorite Didney Movie is probably Toy Story 2 or Aladdin

 No.798121

>>798119
Squirrel tits don't count, DM.

 No.798122

>>798121
Hey now

 No.798123

>>798121
>>798120
Madam Mim has very tits :^)

 No.798124

File: 1483218564323.png (19.21 KB, 540x424, Horse emote.png)

>>798123
…Fair enough, but spooky tits aren't tits you'd normally go for.

 No.798125

There will be a day we can all fly a virtual spaceship together.
Imagine that.

 No.798126


 No.798127

>>798125
I fail to see the point

 No.798128

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 No.798129

>>798124
Well, you know DM's tastes

 No.798130

>>798125
And do nothing with it.

 No.798131

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 No.798132

>>798127
>>798130
SC shouldn't be as pointless and empty as ED, thought.
It will have real "quests".

 No.798133

>>798132
If you really want something like that, get Artemis and play with friends.

 No.798134

>>798131
what an oddly shaped horse

 No.798135


 No.798136

>>798133
It should be the same but more immersive, in practice.

 No.798137

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>>798134
There's nothing odd about her shape
… Are you calling her fat??
>>798135
>

 No.798138

>>798137
Something about the style looks off

 No.798139

>>798138
I know right, the Simpsons didn't have a recliner there and there was a countertop and a window right next to that doorway in the kitchen.

 No.798140

>>798138
Ioppichio is an odd one yes, but I like his colorful huge eyed pons
>>798139
I think it was supposed to be based on Toriel's house Nasse, no the Simpsons one

 No.798141

>>798140
Oh
I mean of course
You should draw Toriel porn

 No.798142

>>798141
You should draw*

 No.798143

>>798142
I mean, that's what I said.

 No.798144

>>798143
No no, you said I should draw Toriel porn, I say I should draw something in general

 No.798145

>>798144
Well I am drawing something even now!
YOU should draw porn though totally

 No.798146

>>798145
I'm happy for you. Show me when you're done

And maybe some other time, don't worry

 No.798147

REEEEEE FUCKING LOUD FIREWORKS

 No.798148

Happy new year faggots

 No.798149

That was me btw

 No.798150

Fucking normies I swear
Happy new year

 No.798151

>>798150
>>798149
>>798148
>Normies being an hour late to the party

 No.798152

File: 1483226943908.jpg (3.07 MB, 4032x2268, 2016-12-27 09.36.16-2.jpg)

Happy gnu year's though. I'm glad 2016 is finally dead.

 No.798153

File: 1483227038761.jpg (178.55 KB, 553x800, 6ae12261-b55d-477c-9f5d-fb….jpg)

Still and hour and a half late here

 No.798154


 No.798155

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>>798153
>tfw no big Mudsdale

 No.798156


 No.798157

>tfw five hours, 17 minutes until 2017

 No.798158

File: 1483227890491.jpg (Spoiler Image, 49.18 KB, 594x236, 1364581.jpg)

>me in january 2016 vs. me in december 2016

 No.798159

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 No.798160

Holy shit, Gulasch is an Hungarian food?

 No.798161

>>798160
Duh.

That's why it's so popular in Austria.

 No.798162

>>798132
>>798133
Hopefully there will be some Vanduul fortresses to raid together, like a Co-Op Mass Effect.

 No.798163

>>798161
I was 100% sure it was Russian because of the word "Gulag"

 No.798164

>>798162
I miss co-op mass effect. Got banned because I used CE to max my credits and unlock everything.
But I heard the game goes for €5 during sales and nobody cares about cheaters any more.

 No.798165

OW anyone?

 No.798166

>>798165
Sure! 1 minute though

 No.798167

>>798166
Going to need like 15 myself.

 No.798168


 No.798169

>>798165
Damn, just as I was going to try to draw.

 No.798170

>>798165
Do you already have six?

 No.798171


 No.798172

>>798171
Euro server, right?

 No.798173

>>798172
Same to me.

 No.798174

>>798173
Might as well go Euro, since there are more of you over there.

 No.798175

>>798165
Dang, just went out for food.

>>798164
I already played enough on my brother's account, but all those different races were fun.

 No.798176

>>798175
Wait, are you still here wanting to quest? I'd honestly forgot, sorry. Things with family dragged on till half a hour ago.

 No.798177

>>798176
I stepped out to eat and was playing FarCry3, so don't worry about it.

 No.798178

>>798177
Alright. Let's play some OW together once you come back then.

 No.798179

>>798177
Your brother is almost catching up with me in Ow
I assume Hur-Dur is your brother, right?

 No.798180

>get disconnected because someone made themselves a cup of hot cocoa
That's it, that's the last goddamn straw.
Tomorrow, I'm getting a new fucking microwave. One that's properly shielded.

 No.798181

>>798179
Yeah, that's him.

 No.798182

>>798180
Or a long-ass ethernet cable.

 No.798183

>>798182
It would have to be, at minimum, 50 feet long. Because I can guarantee you that no one in my home wants me drilling holes in the floor.

 No.798184

>>798183
You can get 100' for cheap. Plenty of length to get it behind walls and around furniture without having to go under the house like I did.

 No.798185

File: 1483232747778.png (Spoiler Image, 498.92 KB, 680x682, 6c3.png)

>>798180
You ACTUALLY have a Microwave that interferes with Wifi signals?

 No.798186

File: 1483232812638.jpg (2.71 MB, 4032x2268, 2016-12-25 05.52.52.jpg)

Fucking spoiler images.

 No.798187

>>798185
The thing's 12 years old, so the wire mesh in the door plate that completes the Faraday cage (which prevents microwave radiation from interfering with radio/wireless signals) has worn out. The only ones who are effected by this are myself and my younger brother, so replacing the microwave has been an incredibly low priority due to the "well what are you doing on there that's so important" line of questioning.

 No.798188

>Helsing Ultimate Abridged episode 7 came out today

 No.798189

>>798188
Just when we thought 2016 couldn't get bad enough

 No.798190

>>798189
The year of Memes had to cram a few more in at the last second.
Fitting really.

 No.798191

>>798190
Has the strep and jaw thing on your end cleared up?

 No.798192

File: 1483235991823.jpg (2.89 MB, 4032x2268, 2016-12-25 05.30.15.jpg)

>tfw you should sleep but you're not tired at all but there's nothing to do really

 No.798193

>>798191
For the most part; still got some junk in my chest and I start getting aches if I chew too much, but other than that I'm pretty much back to normal.
I'm flat broke though, so I'll be celebrating the new year by job-hunting.

 No.798194

>>798193
Hopefully you get a bunch of call backs soon.

 No.798195

File: 1483236197774.png (346.69 KB, 1280x1280, 11ad6787-9ecf-4e6a-9b66-84….png)

My first picture of the year is

 No.798196

>>798195
Empty canvases only count as finished pictures to pretentious assholes, Maali.

 No.798197

>>798194
Hopefully so. Who knows, maybe this surgery's made my face look more hireable.
>>798195
Let me guess, Maali's front and center.

 No.798198

>>798196
No I didn't mean the first one I'll draw, just the first one I post

 No.798199

>>798197
Darn, you're right
I even drew him with glasses before, but its on my computer and I doubt anyone saved it

 No.798200

>>798198
Ah.
But it's still almost three hours until new year's… unless your particular spot in Brazil is GMT-2 instead of GMT-5, in which case you're in the future.

 No.798201

>>798200
Yes indeed! And the future is bright
But Brazil is still a third world country…

 No.798202

>>798200
Btw I don't suppose you have the picture of Maali with glasses do you?

 No.798203

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>>798202
Sure don't.

 No.798204

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>>798203
Aw man

 No.798205

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So, it's the next year huh

 No.798206

>>798205
>Nopo leaves the moment I join

 No.798207

>>798205
What is this monster of flesh and what happened to celestia.

 No.798208

File: 1483241002932.png (Spoiler Image, 334.75 KB, 900x718, scootaloo wants a hug.png)

>>798206
I was left logged in to Mumble by accident

>>798207
Pon is the warmest place to hide
https://youtu.be/EnFc7D0ZoCc?t=124

 No.798209

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 No.798210

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 No.798211

>>798210
>Maaliposting

 No.798212

After careful appraisal, I determined the Mei-rry skin isn't even as good as Rescue Mei because she doesn't even have kawaii face smudges.

 No.798213

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 No.798214

File: 1483243557854.png (1.17 MB, 1456x1392, Petalia.png)

>>798213
That's right. You are a breeding machine with hips like that.

 No.798215

>>798214
Petalia has some hips too, for a breezie
Its just hard to notice with the cape

 No.798216

>>798215
Breezies are not for that

 No.798217

>Someone started dumping futa in the fairy thread on /aco/

IT WAS TRUE
THERE WAS ONE LAST DISASTER BEFORE THE END OF 2016
WE DIDN'T LISTEN

 No.798218

>>798217
>wf will never run a lewd quest
THE HORROR

 No.798219

>>798218
Do you think there's really an audience for it? On Roll20 so lewd stuff could be more private and less autistic, maybe.

I know there was an outlet for it back in the day with NL, Pirates, and Settlers. Did Dsty ever run that harem thing?

 No.798220

>>798219
>dsty
>running
Also I doubt there's an audience for it. But it's good to dream.

 No.798221

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>>798216
Blame my lack of proper body sketching skills
Or my subconscious thirst for hips

One of the two

 No.798222

>>798220
I don't think a quest could sustain itself on pure ERP, even Settlers had a plot.

 No.798223

File: 1483244230851.jpg (207.78 KB, 1920x1080, Archaon total ham.jpg)

>multi-hour total ham campaign to kick off the year
Lovely

 No.798224

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>>798216
>Implying

 No.798225

>>798222
>>798220
A lewd focused quest could eventually stop being interesting even with a plot
Unless the DM was great and managed to always keep the players interested

The best alternative is to just play a normal quest and enjoy the lewd moments the best you can

 No.798226

>>798222
But alas, no such quest exists.
>>798224
The only thing micro is good for is showering the tiny one in cum.
>>798223
>multi-hour pubstomping in OW to kick off the year
Yes, lovely!

 No.798227

>>798225
>The best alternative is to just play a normal quest and enjoy the lewd moments the best you can
Problem with that is, you would feel like any lewd moment is a waste of time.

 No.798228

File: 1483244403411.png (Spoiler Image, 2.31 MB, 4000x2250, 1150245__solo_explicit_sol….png)

>>798226
We'll just have to disagree

 No.798229

I think it wouldn't if it was well placed with a proper build up to it through the sessions, culminating into a nice fade to black and possible private rp

 No.798230

>>798229
Here's the thing. If the plot is too nice, it WILL take over the erp component.
I've seen it happen.
>>798228
EEEEEEH.
Is it about domination and powerplay for you? Really, just explain which side you are coming from.

 No.798231

File: 1483244663914.png (Spoiler Image, 176.89 KB, 600x745, 1328157__explicit_rainbow ….png)

>fetishposting

I'll just stick to what I know

But I also should just sleep

 No.798232

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>>798230
Do tell me about it

 No.798233

>>798229
The lewd stuff is better suited for things outside the core sessions since it's hard to involve an entire party meaningfully.

 No.798234

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>>798230
Yeah, but I guess I must be a switch, because I find being on either side an attractive idea

 No.798235

>>798233
It doesn't have to be a lewd moment for all party members at once. It could be to just one or two, also leaving aside the obvious more pure member of the party

 No.798236

File: 1483244871074.png (93.27 KB, 279x204, 966790__rainbow dash_blush….png)

Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaah I think I'll just go to sleep now
I'd play in a semi-lewd or lewdquest though

 No.798237

>>798236
I know several of you would

 No.798238

>>798236
I bet you had your most pleasured moments in Pirates when the party was wiping rather than when Emrille was getting wing massages – with how you like blood

 No.798239

>>798234
Being switch is fun, but I find it only works when playing to my kink. Outside of the bedroom I can't play the sub role, for instance.
>>798236
I know you would.
>>798235
Look, a lewd quest has stuff like "X is Y's slave and they have them walk on a chain all the time while adventuring", how can you prevent stuff like that from mixing in with the normal action? Every part of it is meant to be smut, even when not direct action is taking place.

 No.798240

>>798238
Not quite how that works fam
It relies a lot on visuality and a bit on taste

 No.798241

>>798239
Well when you put it like that I guess you can't
Would your character be the X or the Y?

 No.798242

>>798241
X, I am very dominant IRL and want to play the opposite side.

 No.798243

>>798242
Very interesting

 No.798244

>>798242
You play tough because you are forced to but you are a baby back bitch slut deep inside

 No.798245

>>798240
>Nopony's character gets turned into a bloodpack for his yandere waifu, like in Mad Max Fury Road

 No.798246

File: 1483245365635.gif (2.67 MB, 300x300, 1319607805555.gif)

>>798236
I miss CoCquest

 No.798247

>>798244
Not really, I like being my own person and asserting myself. I have my own views and a strong confidence in them. I don't care one bit for what those I don't like think of me and have a solution to my problems plotted out most of the time, never worrying over it. I play though because it's fun.

 No.798248

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtG7xT0hypU

>Darude Dankstorm to celebrate Finnish NYE

Fucking meme country.

 No.798249

>>798247
What kind of lewd things do you want catered to?

 No.798250

>>798249
Eh that's not a discussion for meta. My general idea was a normal adventure quest but lewd.

 No.798251

>>798249
>>798250
Yes, do it. Make questing great again.

For now, bed time.

 No.798252

>>798250
>quest planning
>not a discussion for meta
>>798248
We embrace our meme

 No.798253

>>798252
Would you join, my fellow horsefucker?
>>798251
Grab them by the ponut.

 No.798254

>>798253
The forever DM does not play
The forever DM DMs
Forever

 No.798255

>>798246
Don't we all?

>>798247
My only problem is that I have experienced true love and it's the kind of high that I have been chasing ever since but could not find

>>798245
See this I could totally get behind

 No.798256

>>798254
Do I even need to [hue] you?
>>798255
Spoiler alert.
I have true love as well. ERP is not meant to be real life love!

 No.798257

>>798255
>>798256
Haven't we all etc.
>>798256
I have no idea what you're getting at

 No.798258

>>798257
You. DMing.

 No.798259

>>798258
Plus DM drawing the scenes

 No.798260

>>798256
I mean, obviously.
But you can't really fuck a zebra in real life. And you wouldn't want to because it's a dumb, agressive, smelly animal with a tendency of kicking and biting instead of an aesthetic marshmallow sentient xeno

 No.798261

>>798260
Yes. So why did you bring love into this?

 No.798262

>>798259
No you didn't get it. I was dissing him for not DMing anything in the last year after saying just now he was the forever DM.

 No.798263

>>798258
>>798259
Well now all we need is BoH 2nd edition

 No.798264

>>798262
My DMing to playing ratio is untouchable.

 No.798265

>>798263
I'm never erp'ing with you ever again.
Remember how I stopped even doing it in NL, after all the times you tried to blow my nuts up?

 No.798266

>>798265
Poor Sylt's PTSD

The worst outcome I can recall anyone ever getting in one of my quests was Cheesy setting out to rape any random soul available and ending up raped

 No.798267

>>798261
Because comfy and cute lewd is also my fetish. In fact, I prefer it to rape/coercion/slutty lewd, but it's the hardest to pull off

 No.798268

File: 1483246376334.gif (220.17 KB, 359x325, 1332648066401.gif)

>>798267
You fucking sicko

 No.798269

File: 1483246394258.gif (1.39 MB, 439x484, 1117797.gif)


 No.798270

>>798269
Felt more like a minigame of "not losing my dick" than anything else. Like, I remember this one time where just having consensual sex with my character's wife in the normal mounting position almost had me die.

 No.798271

>>798268
Pls don't judge me

 No.798272

You fucking memes should sleep, it's 6AM

But if there is serious actual interest in a lewdquest, I will put some thought into it. I would want to talk to the people participating ahead of time though and find out what kinds of things they're interested in, because I like my stories to make sense. I'd prefer to pick a setting where those things could reasonably happen without disrupting the greater narrative.

Just food for thought.

 No.798273

>>798272
Let's hope it's more like a Tucker's in San Junipero and not a Quagmire

 No.798274

File: 1483246790989.gif (967.69 KB, 654x470, 1345201120464.gif)

>>798271
Truly it's the hardest to pull off.

 No.798275

File: 1483246840931.png (402.52 KB, 637x718, 1455906492073.png)

>>798274
Who among mortals can have such power

 No.798276

AND A QUESTY NEW YEAR!

 No.798277

File: 1483246916999.jpg (35.16 KB, 477x406, 1480746250975.jpg)


 No.798278

File: 1483246966482.gif (1.6 MB, 760x700, 1322182246013.gif)

>>798275
It's tough in a lewdquest, since that's best with a dedicated waifu/husbando like I've been doing in mons

 No.798279

>>798278
Nopony lacks the dedication and attention span for that.

 No.798280

>>798273
I was thinking more like a NL, Pirates, or Settlers. Like, a quest with lewd stuff in it but it actually has a plot?

 No.798281

>>798280
I'm down with that too.
We do need a new Pirates, so to say.

>>798279
>>798278
Don't believe his lies

 No.798282

>>798281
I was hoping to make OTR into that but alas

 No.798283

>>798282
I mean, if I can figure out something to play in it, I'll hit you up

 No.798284

>>798281
>>798282
Lewd in a quest that's not specifically made for it can be disastrous, see Midnight Forever.

 No.798285

>>798284
It did make me drop it
Because I felt like I had nothing to do while the others were literally fucking around

 No.798286

File: 1483247534863.jpg (97.98 KB, 979x816, landing_by_jhonnyrebel-d6s….jpg)

Sleeptime

 No.798287

>>798286
Night

>pic

How smol

 No.798288

File: 1483247616806.gif (225.58 KB, 253x250, 1330225240764.gif)

>>798286
What a nice butt

 No.798289

>>798284
I fully admit that a lot of my quests were not good in retrospect

 No.798290

>/r/italy
>thread made by a tourist
>"Prostitute locations?"
>literally asking where to find a whore and how to ask for sex in italian
Wew lads.

 No.798291

>>798290
What else is there to see in Italy?

 No.798292


 No.798293

>>798292
Sunrise soon, fellow mistake maker

 No.798294


 No.798295

>>798294
here comes dat sun!

 No.798296

File: 1483248571201.png (1.16 MB, 1920x1080, Another year of pone.png)


 No.798297

>>798295
Not over there, you faglord. It's not even midnight over there.

 No.798298


 No.798299

>>798298
I always, always use that for Archimedes II.

 No.798300

>>798299
Play the song when you launch the weapon?

 No.798301

File: 1483258704383.jpg (110.79 KB, 800x677, 78a0a519-48b3-4d2f-8b4f-2e….jpg)

Just had a little nap

 No.798302

>it's a Sniper misses a 97%-to-hit shot episode
Oh boy, that's almost as good as the "assault misses a point-blank 99% shot" episodes!
Fuck XCOM's RNG

 No.798303

I live again. A god amongst mere mortals

 No.798304

>>798300
No, that song is also the quest name in new Vegas.

 No.798305


 No.798306

>>798305
Tracer pls go

 No.798307

>>798305
I'm dying, Piglet.

 No.798308

>>798307
Can I have your empire of dirt?
>>798306
No. I'm here to fuck all your women, Britain!

 No.798309

>>798308
No. What was of dust, returns to it.

 No.798310

>>798309
Requiescat in pace, big bad wolf.

 No.798311

>>798310
God willing.
Now I'm going to go fall unconscious for a couple hours.
Later.

 No.798312

>>798304
Yeah, but what do you mean when you use the quest for the weapon

 No.798313

File: 1483275312271.jpg (177.98 KB, 1024x1244, 1482349156656.jpg)

>>798290
Spicy meatball!

 No.798314

File: 1483276950815.png (134.97 KB, 485x601, oyuZdyA.png)


 No.798315

File: 1483277214499.gif (20.73 KB, 150x150, 16f347c6-442f-40b2-b2c1-2d….gif)


 No.798316

File: 1483277230933.png (281.95 KB, 393x515, tumblr_oj30m73GKi1qeiz5bo1….png)


 No.798317

>>798312
That I use the power plant to power the weapon itself and dgaf about new Vegas itself.

 No.798318


 No.798319

>>798317
>tfw fuckall radius makes it useless
Too cool to pass up on though

 No.798320

>>798319
Exactly. It's only a fug u move.

 No.798321

File: 1483280792778.gif (2.71 MB, 557x308, 1471542000668.gif)

>tfw got sick

KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

 No.798322


 No.798323

Anyone want to OW in 20? I got like an hour.

 No.798324

>>798323
Not home. I will probably only be around in a few hours.

 No.798325

>Has charge, can attack twice per turn, can't be damaged when it's summoned

Yep
This card seems like a super fucking fair one to give to a retarded class that just goes face all the time

 No.798326

>>798325
Mona tonight?

 No.798327


 No.798328

>>798327
I need a proper session mate!

 No.798329

>>798328
I'll see how I feel

 No.798330

Swordcraft?
More like Cancercraft

 No.798331

>>798329
Eh I'm sure it will be a no.

 No.798332

>>798331
Yeah, well, I'm sick, tired, and somewhat depressed for no reason

 No.798333

>>798332
Okay, just say so!

 No.798334

One of the biggest problems with OW is the small map pool. It makes the games run together in my head and it's harder to recount past glories.

 No.798335


 No.798336

File: 1483286516037.png (450.89 KB, 900x1072, 1317240000506.png)

*woosh*

 No.798337

File: 1483287196952.jpg (133.04 KB, 1024x1024, pickle-pee.jpg)


 No.798338

File: 1483287537765.jpg (148.75 KB, 1000x1000, 1330525507753.jpg)


 No.798339

As much as I like this time of year, the amount of family gatherings really start to get old at the end of it.

 No.798340

>>798337
That's pump
Not a rum!

 No.798341

File: 1483291970412.png (170.35 KB, 700x700, 18ff06da-a59a-49a9-a759-26….png)

Man just enough with this heat already, it's completely draining my will to do anything

 No.798342

>>798341
>Maali in heat
>He's so consumed with lust he has lost the will to do anything but lay back and give into pleasure

 No.798343

>>798336
>>798338
>>798341
I wish I was the concubine of Celestia

 No.798344


 No.798345

>>798343
Male or female concubine?

 No.798346

>>798345
Male, obviously, so I can fuck her.

 No.798347

File: 1483292664333.png (1.17 MB, 1280x1377, 3d3dbbaf-e56e-4049-9504-ee….png)

>>798342
Well you're not wrong in a way. It's a very small house with no privacy
I just want a nice cool space to sit down and work on something
>>798343
You can go after other princesses, that one's mine
>>798344
And just what are you laughing about, Mister 'It snows in my country'?
I bet you typed that in the comfort of your room, wrapped in a blanket while sitting in a chair in front of your desktop before chuckling and taking a sip of mug full of warm Cocoa with marshmallows while glancing at the snow falling outside through the window of your room like the jerk that you are

 No.798348

I need something that isn't solo WoW to play

 No.798349

>>798348
I'm too sick and tired for Stellaris, sorry.

>>798347
Nope, I called dibs on her way earlier

 No.798350

File: 1483292845300.gif (347.91 KB, 500x393, 1483188903940.gif)


 No.798351

>>798350
No I won't pick up kancolle

 No.798352

>>798349
>2017
>Thinking Dibs mean anything anymore
Get on with the times, old fart

 No.798353

>>798351
Ouch, mang.

 No.798354

>>798347
I was chuckling at the image you posted.
But yes, I've got a space heater going in my room as I watch it snow outside. Got my cup of hot coffee here too.

 No.798355

>>798353
2kongou2bongou

 No.798356

>>798352
Fine, I can just demolish you and get her anyway then

 No.798357

File: 1483293179395.jpg (575.9 KB, 1024x680, 1482385252259.jpg)

>>798355
What about a dunking bisquick

 No.798358

File: 1483293186819.jpg (467.97 KB, 540x718, 783148d6-617d-4744-a66e-47….jpg)

>>798354
You freaking asshat
I hate you so much

 No.798359

>>798348
I'll be home in about 3 hours.

 No.798360


 No.798361

>Oh sweet, you have a new phone?
>Well, I guess that means you can't use the Community Market for half a fucking month
>what's that, you wanted to get some cards for the badge?
>Well, too fucking bad, shouldn't have gotten a phone


Are you
Literally fucking jerking my foreskin right now, Gaben
What the fuck

 No.798362

>>798357
Very reichable

 No.798363

>>798360
I don't think we have everyone here though

 No.798364

>>798361
>he doesn't read the TOC
Your fault. Everyone knows what happens when you change payment method or authenticator.

 No.798365

>>798364
I just really don't see the fucking point of why it has to be so long.
3 or 5 days I could live with, but half a month is just fucking ridicolous

 No.798366

>>798365
What cards you looking for?

 No.798367

>>798366
Doesn't really matter since I can't trade either
My inventory and steam wallet might as well be a fucking barren wasteland.

 No.798368

>>798363
Who are you missing?

 No.798369

>>798368
>nopo
>andy
>maali
>BDN
>cheesy

 No.798370

>>798369
You can start without me
I don't know what to play anyway

 No.798371

>>798369
>>798370
Wait, you planning a reboot?

 No.798372

>>798369
>all those timezones
I fell for that once. Never again.

 No.798373

>>798371
Last time I asked nobody wanted a reboot, just a streamlined version of the old story and then continuation from there.
>>798372
Eternal DMquest problems

 No.798374

>>798373
Right. Good.

 No.798375

>>798373
You should just do games at the meets.

 No.798376

>>798375
>that one game we had at Finmeet

I'm pretty sure someone stole the gem of a dragon by storing it in his ass
Then we called Child Protective Services

 No.798377

>>798376
>"I'm calling child protective service!"
>10
Yes indeed.

 No.798378

>>798369
>How to ruin your quest

 No.798379

>>798378
How was the weekend?

 No.798380

>>798379
Good food, lotsa drink, lotsa fun. Left a bit earlier than planned because the person driving me home needed to leave earlier and I didn't want another 4 hours in the train tomorrow

 No.798381

>>798378
I try to take those who would want to join.

 No.798382

>>798381
Good luck with getting people together.
You'll need it.

 No.798383

>>798381
You need to have a set schedule then.

 No.798384

File: 1483298540713.jpg (498.41 KB, 1280x1280, 2cc50227-9276-419e-a9d6-48….jpg)

>>798369
I'm here, just left for a few minutes to eat

 No.798385


 No.798386

File: 1483300437693.jpg (59.81 KB, 450x557, True Human Bean.jpg)


 No.798387

>>798383
>>798385
Yeah, agreed.

 No.798388

File: 1483300529693.gif (135.21 KB, 528x396, 1416067186648.gif)


 No.798389

File: 1483300541206.webm (875.2 KB, 480x480, 424232.webm)


 No.798390

>>798387
It sucks, but this is the cost of DMing. Especially over the internet.

 No.798391

File: 1483302059755.png (464.48 KB, 720x1280, YoRHa_No.2_Type_B.png)

2B's animations are pure sex.

 No.798392

>>798391
Why is she wearing blindfolds

 No.798393

>>798392
She's a repurposed sex droid.

 No.798394

>>798393
Well that's a shameful waste of a perfectly good sexbot.

 No.798395

>>798394
Nothing to waste her on since humans are extinct.

 No.798396

>>798395
Well then it's just a worthless universe altogether.

 No.798397

File: 1483302586469.jpg (54.96 KB, 500x682, 7ea09f6e-b66c-4b31-bd52-39….jpg)


 No.798398

>>798393
Why was she repurposed

 No.798399

>>798398
Alien invasion, humanity low on forces.

 No.798400

>>798399
Repurposing a sex robot seems pointlessly complex compared to just rolling out more autonomous weapon platforms

 No.798401

>>798400
But then you can't fuck them.

 No.798402

>>798400
But then you can't fuck them.

 No.798403

File: 1483303621004.jpg (490.82 KB, 1120x769, Peace_Walker.jpg)

>>798401
>>798402
Beep boop stick it in my railgun

 No.798404

>>798401

>>798402
But you just said Humanity was extinct anyway!

 No.798405

File: 1483303711678.jpg (135.37 KB, 500x500, G1toy_protect_black_ironhi….jpg)

>>798403
Get over here, beautiful.

 No.798406

File: 1483303768611.jpg (63.28 KB, 765x397, sex robot.jpg)


 No.798407

File: 1483303882307.gif (5.9 MB, 384x384, cheese.gif)


 No.798408

>>798407
>here, have a bowl of cheese with your single sliced potato

 No.798409

>>798408
>swiss/savoyard cooking

 No.798410

File: 1483304104188.webm (1.17 MB, 640x276, Nopony as a co-GM.webm)


 No.798411

I'm going through some of my old materials again and I gotta say, as much as people disliked it, Silent Hill Homecoming had some really cool themes and set pieces.

 No.798412

>be in bookstore
>guy walking around with blue raccoon tail
I thought living is the south meant I wouldn't have to deal with this

 No.798413

File: 1483304711795.jpg (242.45 KB, 520x735, meme waw.jpg)

>Feeling that horror quest vibe again

 No.798414

>>798411
Have you watched this? I know you like puppets.

https://youtu.be/4WTOaGLSSXE

 No.798415

>>798414
Ah, I've heard of this. Thanks for finding me an episode to watch.

 No.798416

Time to go home.

 No.798417

>>798416
Time to die.

 No.798418

>>798414
This show is great, I highly recommend it for anyone else.

 No.798419

File: 1483306890756.png (1.06 MB, 980x1500, Motivation.png)

I'm so bored. I should be doing something but I can't choose what. Blargh.

 No.798420

>>798419
Draw some OTR characters for me since I'm bad at clothes and armor

 No.798421

>>798420
I don't really draw clothes or armor.

 No.798422

>>798421
more than I do

 No.798423

File: 1483307232630.png (Spoiler Image, 262.26 KB, 1400x1200, Bimbo Tomoko.png)

>>798422
It's a miracle if the stuff I draw has clothes on at all.

 No.798424

>>798423
nice desu

 No.798425

File: 1483307611167.png (481.73 KB, 1666x2000, fjallamalla color.png)

>>798423
My point remains.

 No.798426

>>798425
My point is I'm only interested in drawing lewd.

 No.798427

>>798426
So draw something lewd

 No.798428

File: 1483307820594.png (Spoiler Image, 262.91 KB, 1332x856, 17ce6b8a96feb628841377d692….png)

>>798427
I am drawing something lewd even now.

 No.798429

>>798428
Hm, yes, so it would appear

 No.798430

>>798428
The part before the hair is drawn always felt weird to me since I had trouble working on the facial balance and such without it.

 No.798431

>>798426
How unfortunate.

 No.798432

>>798430
sketch out the hair as a rough blob before you even define the top of the head

 No.798433

>>798431
Unfortunate for who?

 No.798434

>>798430
Everywhere I've read deals with hair and faces separately.
>>798429
Your Capra could be there if you showed a little bit of interest in receiving it, but you didn't.

 No.798435

>>798434
Nigger do you want me bugging you for it constantly over steam or something?
It hasn't worked in the past either so I imagined you were going to get it done without babysitting.

 No.798436

File: 1483308642059.png (18.23 KB, 176x158, 1464278011962.png)

We got Stellaris/OW peeps?

 No.798437

File: 1483308692939.png (266.59 KB, 442x493, 1481856961354.png)


 No.798438

>>798435
I guess not but since you didn't even have an idea for what you wanted to see plus I had to wait for a week for those references so I assumed you didn't really care.

 No.798439

>>798436
Depends

 No.798440

>>798437
>>798439
Gaius around?

 No.798441

>>798440
Is Swatz?

 No.798442

>>798441
He's floating around like a turd in a toilet bowl.

 No.798443

>tfw trying to think of fantasy names but can only come up with dumb names
get outta my head Schmerklin

 No.798444

>>798442
>>798441
If you ow I can play.

 No.798445

>>798442
If we have everyone I suppose we should Stellaris

 No.798446

>>798445
I'll wait and see then who shows up.

 No.798447

File: 1483310041432.png (976.69 KB, 595x845, 1483305185988.png)

>No one shows up
Perfect. OW then?

 No.798448

>>798447
Guess so, unless you want to go send Anduin home

 No.798449


 No.798450

>Operation Faraday fell through since the microwave I was gunning for was sold out and then others were alerted to my plans
>Proceeding with plan B: Operation Pipeline.
Order for the ethernet cable is already placed. They can't stop me now. Should be here by the 6th or so.

 No.798451

>>798438
>>798435
Also you forget I'm an attention whore
>>798450
What, you were forbidden from buying a new Microwave?

 No.798452

>>798451
I was told that, as the 12-year-old piece of shit still works, my money would be better spent on new buckets/mops or another space heater for the front hallway.
Because replacing it is on the same priority level as getting new sheets since it only effects myself and my brother.
Had the microwave I wanted not been out of stock, it would have been too late to stop me, but fate had other plans.

 No.798453

>>798452
Well, good luck with stringing the Ethernet cable all along your house.

 No.798454

>>798453
Already measured out the pathway with twine. It goes along the ceiling and is no hazard to anyone else.

 No.798455

>>798454
sounds like you got everything figured!

 No.798456

>>798455
Indeed. And soon within the week I'll be able to play vidya with you guys with impunity.

 No.798457

>No longer held back by the microwave, Fidget is freed to rise up as the #1 Overwatch player

>2 weeks later, he is banned because playing with the Euros is seen as pubstomping behavior

 No.798458

>>798457
You overestimate me. Besides, work will be starting up again in a couple months.

 No.798459

>>798458
Come play with us.

 No.798460

>>798459
Euro, right?

 No.798461

File: 1483313942592.gif (188.34 KB, 350x350, 1394888637082.gif)


 No.798462

File: 1483313994846.png (358.03 KB, 700x800, 1481525057521.png)


 No.798463

File: 1483316921509.jpg (338.87 KB, 1280x1822, 0019.jpg)

Hey Maali

 No.798464

File: 1483317254918.png (185.88 KB, 1280x1038, 8795f1c7-38ef-450d-a2ca-28….png)

>>798463
What a cool deer
The girl riding it has a really big weapon too

 No.798465

File: 1483317327240.jpg (446.33 KB, 1280x2423, 006_008.jpg)

>>798464
Yeah she does.

 No.798466

>>798463
Deer are underrated mounts.
>inb4

 No.798467

File: 1483317487936.png (1.04 MB, 650x963, 604dcb5c-fb96-4e9c-b854-15….png)


 No.798468

File: 1483317922563.jpg (92.85 KB, 559x800, Wait a gosh darn minute.jpg)

>>798465
>lewd act is definitely taking place
>no visible lewd bits

 No.798469

>>798468
What a supremely dissatisfied-looking rabbit.

 No.798470

>>798468
What a coincidence!

 No.798471

>>798468
It's just a prank bro

 No.798472

File: 1483319107351.gif (2.79 MB, 600x340, 1483262615041.gif)

big nom

 No.798473

>OW is over
>Not slpy at all
Send aid
Or things to do

 No.798474

>>798473
Make your lewdquest character.
Run OTR RIGHT NOW.

 No.798475

>>798474
3am is not a good standardized time for a quest

 No.798476

>>798473
Draw me stuff

 No.798477

>>798475
Make with quest

chop chop

 No.798478

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>>798473
Draw capras in cute poses

 No.798479

>>798473
Play new game

 No.798480

File: 1483319773236.png (424.16 KB, 385x545, 1483307946413.png)

Hey Green, remember how interesting it was that Saber was a gender-bent King Arthur and how it made sense and they weren't doing it with actual people who existed?

>>798478
Fio a cute

 No.798481

So my complaint about DH2 writing was not the plot. The plot, whatever, it's just an excuse for assassination. That's not really the point, it was okay, if generic.

The writing just lacks any connection to the plot. So like every character spends their time talking about how the poor people are being taken advantage of by the rich. And every time you use the Heart, your mom's soul bitches to you about how the poor people are suffering under the rich. But the gameplay has nothing to do with that. The ending doesn't even comment on poverty or the common people at all. You aren't liberating poor people, you've never even been poor. So there's like a total disconnect from your actions. It's like if in between missions of Overwatch, Athena talked to you about the plight of the Sudanese people. Like… okay, but this game isn't about that? They use the word privilege and disempowered notably. I dunno. That felt a little too Tumblry for me, just how it was trying to make these statements that had nothing to do with the game. If this were Thief or like Robin Hood or something it maybe would've worked better?

This is just one example, there are a lot of really odd things about the writing but I don't really want to spoil it for anyone just in case they're still interested in playing it, since the gameplay really is great. Major spoiler though: Like what was the point of making Anton Sokolov and Billie Lurk lovers? You couldn't come up with a new character to be a love interest? And when you find out who Billie Lurk is (she's a main character), she disappears permanently so you can't go talk to her because the writers wanted to cop out entirely. Emily doesn't even react to hearing an audiograph and learning that Daud saved her form Delilah the first time. What the fuck? Why was there no reaction here, but you'll write a reaction to viewing a random marketplace? Total fucking laziness on the part of the writers.

Another thing about laziness, most of the game is barely different at all on high chaos, and the order matters a lot less. In DH1 you would get different conversations with the Outsider at his shrines if you visited before and after the kill, especially depending on if you chose nonlethal. The Outsider bits are much much more generic now and so vague that it doesn't matter if you visit before or after. L A Z Y.

I just hate to see such good gameplay weighed down by shit writing.

 No.798482

>>798480
That hasn't been the case since at least Extra.

 No.798483

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>>798473
More video games

>DM still hasn't touched EYE

 No.798484

>>798482
Well that's Miyamoto Musashi from the phone game, so let's change that 'last day since gender-bend' to 1.

http://fategrandorder.wikia.com/wiki/Miyamoto_Musashi

 No.798485

>>798483
>>798479
Probably the easy solution, yes

 No.798486

>>798485
>>798479
Could always stram.

 No.798487

>>798486
I thought you were going to beb

 No.798488

>>798487
I can slam some coffee, sit back and watch something for an hour or 2.

 No.798489

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 No.798490

Ok
What if OTR
Tomorrow at 5pm GMT

 No.798491


 No.798492

>>798481
I liked the Outsider better when he was a whale; it fit better into the universe.

 No.798493

>>798489
>>798490
Guess not then?

 No.798494

>>798493
>>798489
I can watch but I'm too lazy to set it up

 No.798495

>>798493
>>798494
I could for about an hour.

 No.798496

>>798491
If you seriously want me to write a lewd quest, I need to pick a setting and build a plot, but I want to know what I'm pandering to before I do that. And if you want to tell me privately I get that. It would definitely be on Roll20 anyway. You can Steam me.

I guess I'll talk to Nopo too and we'll see who else is interested. If only Cheesy and Lemon weren't totally dead forever, they would probably be all over it. Maybe Maali?
>Would require writing tons of gay scenes though

 No.798497

>>798492
I liked the previous Outsider VA and design more as well

Whales are a lot less important in DH2 which is a little sad, though.

 No.798498

>>798496
Well I don't know. Do you want to write that? Are you into it too or just doing because I asked?

 No.798499

>>798494
>>798495
Meh, nevermind then. I don't have OBS even installed or anything.

 No.798500

>>798498
I have some ideas for settings that I've been wanting to write, but I need to know if they'd even work. Like, I've been toying with some ideas about a high society Victorian kind of thing for a really long time (like, before I ever visited the sub) that I've never written out.

If you're worried about whether I'm enjoying it you can molest some Breezies.

 No.798501

>>798499
When do we finish Harry Potter?

 No.798502

>>798501
Ask DM.

 No.798503


 No.798504

>>798503
Fine by me.

 No.798505

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 No.798506

>playing some Akinator again for shits and giggles
>think of NL
>at first it asks some very unrelated questions but then it asks "Is he canadian" and from then on in a rapid series "Is he bald, is he friends with a cat, is he known for playing The Binding of Isaac"

I laffed

 No.798507

>>798506
>akinator guessed Sion

 No.798508

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>all these ideas I know I won't be able to fully use

 No.798509

>>798508
They tend to pile up, yeah. You could always write books or adventure modules, though.

 No.798510

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>>798505
If you were serious about wanting to participate, message me on Steam so we can talk

But like I said, I want to have a real plot, so I have a setting in mind!

 No.798511

>>798509
A lot of it is just NPCs and their potential interactions
>>798510
So would this be a pony thing, or?

 No.798512

>>798511
I got the inspiration from a book series that wasn't pony, but since it's the sub I think people will probably vote for ponoes, which I'm okay with I imagine all our characters as humans by reflex most of the time anyway

 No.798513

>>798511
Aren't books full of NPCs and their interactions, though?

 No.798514

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>>798510
I want to do with dat marepussi what Hulk Hogan did with Gawker

 No.798515

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>>798512
But ponies are for non sexually

 No.798516

>>798514
>>798515
Finland and Hungary don't exist in XCOM 2. Which country do you two want to be from?

 No.798517

>>798516
Any of the nordics are close enough

 No.798518

>>798516
There is a mod for that.

 No.798519

>>798512
But that won't work with sexcriptions

>>798516
Just mod it, duh
Just put me as UK since I'm moving there in less than two weeks anyway

 No.798520

>>798515
Well Sylt seems to prefer humans anyway. I guess I'll just have to see what any other takers want.

>>798514
If you're not interested, that's fine, just say it and I won't bother you anymore!

 No.798521

>>798520
I told you I'm interested multiple times!

 No.798522

>>798518
I try to go through Vanilla first, even if it's a masochistic endeavor.
>>798517
Okay.
>>798519
I'll just set you as Russian. :^)Seriously though I'll probably drop you in UK, though they don't have Slavic language packs beyond Ruskie.

 No.798523

>>798521
Then Steam message me! It's not as though you have any kinks to hide probably but I'd rather tell you about the setting and hear out what you want catered to there.

It's actually a non-lewd setting that I have always wanted to write about, but it's ripe for exploitation too.

 No.798524

>>798522
>though they don't have Slavic language packs beyond Ruski
>Slavic language pack
>Slavic
This triggers the Hungarian.

 No.798525

>>798523
I'm in too.

 No.798526

>>798522
The UK and Aussie accents are pure fucking gold in Xcom2, I don't see any reason for using any other ones

>>798523
You message me!

 No.798527

>>798522
Finnish and Hungarian share the same obscure language tree

 No.798528


 No.798529

>>798527
I see.

 No.798530

>>798529
Educate yourself you fucking savage

>>798528

 No.798531

>>798530
Unfortunately, nobody cares about Hungarian!

 No.798532

>>798528
>video tries to present hungarian as terrifying
>it's the same structure as finnish but with different words
A strange feeling

 No.798533

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>>798500
>>798496
>High Class Victorian setting
Not sure if I'm interested. You know I like stuff with adventure and slaying monsters and solving problems with a party that works well together

 No.798534

>>798531
Can confirm, I don't care much either, but it is pretty

>>798532
I mean, it's the same language family, that's the point that you just made too.
I do think some of our basic words are at least similar though
I found this par example

Jään alla talvella elävät kalat uiskentelevat.
Jég alatt télen eleven halak úszkálnak.
Kivistä verinen oli vävyn käsi.
Kövektől véres volt veje keze.
Orvon silmä kyyneliä täynnä.
Árva szeme könnyel tele.
Kuka meni meidän edessämme?
Ki ment mielőttünk?
Miniäni antoi voita.
Menyem adott vajat.

 No.798535

>>798534
>those phrases

 No.798536

>>798535
I mean, most of them make sense aside from the last one, don't they?

 No.798537

>>798536
All of them make sense, many of them are just either absurdly poetic or just archaic sounding/silly.
On a side note, have you seen Silent Hill Revelation (the second one)

 No.798538

>>798528
Wow listening to that just persuaded me.
Learning hungarian is useless and the language is the opposite of practical.

 No.798539

>>798537
Árva szeme könnyel tele truly is pretty poetic

Also, uuuuuuuuuuuuh
I saw the one where the woman walks around and finds a bunch of nurses that she hides from in the dark and then some weird church scene, that's what I can recall

>>798538
Useless in the world? Yes.
Opposite of practical, not really?
We can pretty much create infinite variations of simple words by prefixes and suffixes that fit the best to the situation

 No.798540

>>798539
>We can pretty much create infinite variations of simple words by prefixes and suffixes that fit the best to the situation
But is it practical to use those instead of a much faster, leaner, simpler language?

 No.798541

>>798533
That's okay, I have 4 now.

I hope one day Cheesy returns Settlers for you, that's perfect for what you want

 No.798542

>>798540
What, you want to switch to fucking NewSpeak now?
Also, it is useful, yes, because you can be a lot more specific.

 No.798543

>>798539
I mostly wondered because you're probably the only one here who'd bother to watch it with me, since I never seem to be able to sit down and watch a movie alone in one go without being distracted.

 No.798544

>>798542
Hey newspeak might be good!

 No.798545

>>798544
For oppressing thoughts, yes.
That's why it was designed, so you don't think as you speak.

>>798543
That tends to happen to me too
I'd be up for watching it!

 No.798546

>>798545
lets set some time aside for it then
I mainly want to see it since it's, supposedly, a bit more faithful to the games than the original.

 No.798547

>>798546
The first one was just… weird
And not spoopy.

 No.798548

>>798547
It was more a homage to the visuals of Silent Hill than the themes or events of the games.
Curiously enough it then served as the foundation for the visuals of Silent Hill 5, the first new-generation game.

 No.798549

>>798548
>>798547
If you're talking about Silent Hill 1, I can stream it

 No.798550

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>>798541
Too bad I

 No.798551

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 No.798552

>>798550
Does the wax not hurt her?

 No.798553

>>798549
Silent hill 2
I've seen 1, it's pretty ass since I like the games

 No.798554

>>798552
Some like it!

 No.798555


 No.798556

>>798555
The hips are very feminine!

>>798554
Yeah, but they still hurt, since it's hot as shit

 No.798557

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>>798551
Did you feel inspired to draw lately?
>>798552
>>798554
I've no idea
Don't even know why they're there either
This is one of those mysteries that only the artist who drew the picture could know

 No.798558

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 No.798559

>tfw actually can't sleep because laying in bed makes me so itchy and scratchy

 No.798560

>>798559
consider showering and changing your clothes and sheets

 No.798561

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>>798558
How silly

 No.798562

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 No.798563

File: 1483328590881.png (70.51 KB, 939x703, War crime.png)

Time to bed for real.

 No.798564

Goodnight.
>>798559
Gross. Do what DM said.

 No.798565

>>798560
>>798564
I DID have a shower and even applied cream for my atopic skin, and just changed my sheets like 1-1,5 weeks ago

 No.798566

>>798565
depends on how much you shed, I suppose.

 No.798567

>>798566
A metric fuckton, especially if I itch

 No.798568

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 No.798569

>>798567
You're the expect on that, not me. So if you know it goes away with time just sit down and draw until the cream kicks in and then change your clothes and go to bed.

 No.798570

>>798565
Change twice a week if you are fancy. Once every 5 days otherwise.

 No.798571

>>798569
I just took my mattress outside and beat the fuck outta it, I'm just not gonna sleep since I have to take my mom to work in a few hours.
>>798570
How the heck would I have enough bedsheets for that?

 No.798572

>>798571
By doing laundry.

 No.798573

Also I need to buy a new pillow, how do I know which is a good one?

 No.798574

>>798573
Sleep on it.

 No.798575

>>798574
in the middle of a department store?

 No.798576

>>798575
Why not.

 No.798577

>>798576
They are sold in plastic bags so you wouldn't get a real feel for it anyway!

 No.798578

>in the top five of the best grossing movies of 2016, 3 of them were animated movies (2. is Finding Dory, 3. is Zootopia, 5. is Secret Life of Pets)

This might make me optimistic for the future
But then I remember
2017 is when Emoji movie is going to get released

 No.798579

>>798578
Wait Finding Dory actually came out this year?

 No.798580

>>798579
No, last year, in 2016

 No.798581

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 No.798582

>>798578
We've entered the era of capeshit

 No.798583

>>798582
How can we have only now entered it when we already have a millionty billion Marvel movies?

 No.798584

>>798583
It's true, we didn't just enter its maw, we're well past the gullet perhaps just now entering its belly

 No.798585

>>798582
Top grossing was Captain SnoozeFest 3 : I haven't watched it yet because I can bet it's the same shit as the previous ones with little actual substenance

You do have to admit it's a positive that Deadpool was 7th place
Also, Rogue One probably scored so low becaue it was a december release

 No.798586

>>798585
Wait what
Captain who
You are not telling me a Captain fucking America movie was the toppes grossing movie of last year?

 No.798587

>>798585
Go to sleep you meme! 6am!

 No.798588

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>Captain America and Junglebook remake are there
Why, oh god why

 No.798589

>>798586
>>798588

It was
>normies

 No.798590

>>798589
BUT CAPTAIN AMERICA LITERALLY HAS NOTHING GOING FOR HIM EXCEPT THE STUPID FUCKING 'MURRICA SHIELD
HE IS A NON-SUPERHERO

 No.798591

>>798590
>>798589
>normies
And why do normies like what was, until recently, a second rate literally who comic book character known only to semi-dedicated nerds?
Marketing.

 No.798592

>>798590
He was a chemically enhanced supersoldier, he's basically soldier 76

 No.798593

>>798590
>>798591

I think people wanted to see this one because A, because of some fucking plot reason, the Avengers are fighting each other again B, Spiderman is in it for 5 minutes

 No.798594

>>798591
Anyone picked for Marvel vs Capcom wasn't literally who fam

 No.798595

>>798592
Allow me to re-iterate
HE IS A NON-SUPERHERO

 No.798596

[It's a Europeans stay up until 6am then bitch about it the next day episode]

 No.798597

>>798596
I blame you for keeping me up with yandere girls

 No.798598

>>798597
Don't go to sleep, I'll be all alone

 No.798599

>>798597
That time has passed, slp nao

 No.798600

>>798595
>>798590
Cap is largely built on his skills in leadership and is usually depicted as clean-cut and with high morals. He punches nazies and supports teamwork, liberty and justice. So kinda like superman except with military-wank instead of demigod powers.
Of course, he has been reinvented as often as every other hero, with varying amounts of patriotism, leadership, boyscout and military themes.

 No.798601

>>798600
Hail Hydra

 No.798602

>>798600
I expected a superhero called Captain Americlap to be fucking retarded, but it turned out alright

 No.798603

>>798600
He is literally a non-character

 No.798604

I should slp too

DM and Nopo you better follow

 No.798605

>>798603
Depends on which incarnation you look at, really. 40's cap and 2010's cap are very different people.
>>798602
The movie versions of most of the marvel heroes are pretty good. They did manage to turn Iron Man from C-list nobody to a proper A-list big name.

 No.798606

>>798591
I'm fairly certain Captain America has always been at least somewhat well-known, considering the fact that he was one of the first comic book heroes, and that his first comics were literally pro-America propaganda.
It's like saying the Hulk was a literally who comic book character.
>>798595
>>798603
>believing that flashy laserbeams or powers are what make a hero
I believe Justice League Unlimited did an episode addressing this very issue.

 No.798607

>>798606
In the eyes of the true basic normie, there were only three superheroes: Superman, Batman and Spiderman.
Hulk is very archetypical as a huge immortal bruiser. Cap has plenty of history, but he did not inspire nearly as much general attention, especially if you weren't into Marvel stuff. And even if you were, it's not like he ever showed up alongside Spiderman or the Xmen, properties most people would probably have gravitated to.

 No.798608

>>798606
Not necessarily. Batman has neither and he's a great Superhero. Captain America is just as dumb as the guy whose superpower is using bows or his wife (?) who uses stun sticks.

 No.798609

>>798608
Hawkeye or Green Arrow?

Hawkeye I can understand, but Green Arrow has a long running TV show. He's much higher on the Normies radar

 No.798610

>>798609
Hawkeye I guess. I've only seen the Cinemasins on Avengers.

 No.798611

>tfw the Americans made the euros go to sleep and left me alone
No bully pls

 No.798612

>Pocket a Junkrat as Mercy
>Symmetra put some turrets in the room to the right
Couldn't even take the first, no matter what they did

>Pick Zen

>Get kills
>Oh, and healing I guess

 No.798613

>>798612
REMOVE THE SHITBOT

 No.798614

>>798613
EMBRACE THE IRIS

 No.798615

>>798612
Zenyatta is top fun
And outsniping widows and hanzos is the best

 No.798616

>>798614
The only worse support choice is Lucio

 No.798617

>>798615
Yeah, he has a lot of options when it comes to him. You can take calm, accurate shots or just mash M1 when the Tracer and Genji get close.

>>798616
He's the most meta hero. No matter the team composition, it benefits from having a Lucio.

 No.798618

>>798617
We are worse off as a race for allowing a character archetype like that to exist.

 No.798619

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 No.798620

Why is XCOM's RNG so shit.
So goddamn shit.

 No.798621

>>798618
>>798616
>>798586
>Nasse hates both Lucio and Captain America
I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to report you to the patriot police.

 No.798622

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>>798621
Would you bully?

 No.798623

>>798620
I didn't see it as much, since I usually had 2-3 Grenadiers removing all cover.

 No.798624

>>798623
>fail to hack a thing, it calls down a squad
>two of the enemy squads already on the map have a viper each
>half the team is now bound
>enemy transport drops a SPARK
>it carpet bombs the people already bound
>two units panic, shooting the VIP I was supposed to extract
If that isn't bullshit I don't know what is.

 No.798625

>>798622
No! she's supposed to bully me

 No.798626

>>798624
Read ahead if you want a few tips, though I have to ask if you assembled the story item that you use to brain jack the enemy soldiers. If yes, equip it on a Support person.

Never hack unless you mod it to not be bad.

Even then, I still didn't do it. I reserved my hacks for the enemy robots.

 No.798627

>>798626
I tried to hack the robot.
Instead it got an Aim/Defense boost.
And yes I have the skulljack, but my supports need medkits because fuck if my people can't avoid getting crit-shotted in full cover.

 No.798628

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>>798625
Oh dear
But she's just a kid

 No.798629

>>798627
Early on, it's pretty bad. Focus on leveling up your Supports first, then give it to them.

Remember to Aggressively Retreat. Blow up enemy cover, hope you get the Area Denial Greneades, and let the enemy come into your ambush.

 No.798630

>>798629
That's great and all, but fuck mission time limits, I swear to god.

 No.798631

>>798628
>fetishist draws non-fetish material

 No.798632

>>798630
Check out Beaglerush on Twitch and YouTube. He gives out some good tips.

Usually, it comes down to setting up ambushes and lots of grenades.

An Assault PC with the Phantom ability IIRC is invaluable, even on the non-timed missions. I used them to locate enemies and gain LoS.

 No.798633

>>798632
The real fun is when they take down my only sniper on the last turn any of them are alive because I did exactly one damage too little to kill them, and all the rest of the squad missed.

 No.798634

>>798633
Early on, I find the Gunslinger + Status Ammo a good choice. It lets you negatively impact an entire squad at once.

 No.798635

>>798634
>tfw don't have enough engineers/scientists to process things at a decent pace
Why is it that even on Normal difficulty XCOM is an exercise in masochism?

 No.798636

>>798635
I think some of the enemies just plain won't show up until you do certain story missions, so you can rebuild your forces.

It also makes plenty of sense from a story perspective. Get out there and recruit them! Go make contact and build relays!

 No.798637

>>798636
I'm one month in and they're dropping SPARKs and Vipers on me, Knight.
And they've already phased out the 3HP Advent mooks in favor of the Riot Control ones.

 No.798638

>>798636
I mean, hell, I didn't even manage to get that black site mission started before they threw a terror mission at me.

 No.798639

Holy shit how can one small mattress have so much dust in it

 No.798640

>>798637
Remember that the Gremlin does double damage to the 'Mechs and to always take the high ground except against the 'Mech.

>>798638
Have you been checking out the Black Market?

 No.798641

>>798640
My Support was snek'd. And then carpet bombed by the SPARK.
And yes, I have. They had soldiers, not scientists/engineers. And weapon upgrade parts. But all that shit costs intel I don't have.

 No.798642

>>798641
You're the underdog in every sense of the word. Hire Rookies as you can and focus on leveling up the Grenadiers so you can get more Squad members. It's a different game when you have 5-6 people to use.

 No.798643

>>798642
You shouldn't have to bum-rush squad limit upgrades out the gate to be viable, though. A small team should hypothetically be better at infiltration/stealth missions. Even though those end up cocked to hell and back the second you fail a hack or get spotted by a civilian.

 No.798644

>>798643
I hope you aren't trying to 100% stealth those times missions. You only do that at the end of the campaigns.

In timed missions, use your concealment to set up an ambush on the first group of enemies you see, unless you think you can just get past them, but you probably can't so Overwatch + Grenades.

Be aggressive, you get the drop on them.

 No.798645

>>798644
I try that. Then their Riot Advents run up from across the map, crit a rookie (would have killed outright if it weren't for a nanoweave shirt), and stun him because the sectoid ate up the three missed overwatch shots.

 No.798646

>>798645
I hate the Riot Guys too. Are you using Flash Bangs?

I really do suggest you check out Beagle. There are ways to 'manipulate' the enemy you can take advantage of.

Again, remember to keep some distance so the enemy is forced to waste a turn to move up to you. Use grenades to destroy their cover, then light them up. Overwatch, while helpful, still shoots at a penalty.

 No.798647

>>798646
Unless you're concealed.
Seriously, a 20% penalty to hit from overwatch is bullshit. That's life or death in the early game. Especially since I can go entire maps with no one dropping anything. Scopes don't grow on trees, dammit!
Anyway, I'm going to bed. It's too late/early to be this salty.

 No.798648

File: 1483346575933.jpg (285.54 KB, 1280x1318, 1483092532202.jpg)

>>798647
Pick two grenadiers that you always bring along specifically for dealing with armor and cover. Levelling them up makes things easier on you.

Good night, I'm headed to bed as well.

 No.798649

File: 1483347889690.gif (1.18 MB, 498x278, d83e4cbfb3857839175a517a03….gif)


 No.798650

File: 1483359480000.webm (1.32 MB, 640x360, 420403.webm)


 No.798651

>Steam Sale ends in five hours
>the money I have won't make it to my bank account since I gave some of my cash to my mother when she went to the hospital to my grandfather

I think I'm just doomed to never get The Following for Dying Light
It's a cruel fate

 No.798652

File: 1483360904583.jpg (491.95 KB, 1000x1166, 1462541654762.jpg)


 No.798653

Should I buy Darkest Dungeon or Vermintide? I only have a few steambucks left.

 No.798654

>>798653
I think dd is the consensus, but keep in mind it's another xcom. RNG fucks you over.

 No.798655

>>798653
If you like suffering buy DD
It's a great game

>>798654
I mean, RNG only really truly fucked me 3 times in 60 hours
You can plan for contingencies, just not all of them

 No.798656

File: 1483362140949.jpg (130.82 KB, 1024x512, CmMqXHuUcAARSc2.jpg)

>Nopo, my son
>You must choose between getting 5 useful Rage of Bahamut packs
>or glorious Loli vampire leader that is only cosmetic

 No.798657

>>798656
Devs really know their audience.

 No.798658

>>798657
In my defense she is super cute and the basic Bloodcraft hero is… weird.

 No.798659

File: 1483362895324.png (256.96 KB, 933x1000, 90951ada-212f-43c2-a25e-05….png)


 No.798660

>>798659
[Doubt]

 No.798661


 No.798662

>>798661
I don't trust it!

 No.798663

>>798662
What's not to trust about deer?

 No.798664

>>798663
That doesn't even look like a deer!

 No.798665

File: 1483364407219.png (1.09 MB, 817x828, 8084ea41-791a-4022-8155-00….png)

>>798664
How rude

 No.798666

File: 1483366335484.jpg (25.37 KB, 600x337, 1479909712088.jpg)

[gremlin noises]

 No.798667

>tfw my bed is now so comfy I don't want to get up

 No.798668

>>798667
>finnish barbarian finds out about cleaning

 No.798669

>>798666
Ifjksocuebekkducuenkfnduwiwofivyhrjkw

 No.798670

Feeling much better with rest

 No.798671

>>798668
Ha, ha, my room would give you mere mortals nightmares.

 No.798672

File: 1483367200125.gif (2.95 MB, 555x312, 1481481247625.gif)


 No.798673

>>798672
So she's a havoc-specced demon hunter, interesting

 No.798674

>>798673
>demon hunters
>anything but memes
Is this even possible?
Weren't they the worst class at every spec once Legion launched?

 No.798675

>>798674
I haven't followed it closely but I heard they were very OP at the start, like how Death Knights were initially. If it remains that way, I dunno

 No.798676

>>798675
Every dps chart from the start of the xpack had them near the bottom though.

 No.798677

>>798674
>>798675
Tank DHs are around mid tier in PVE but christ they are the most annoying shit in PVP thanks to their near-limitless mobility.

 No.798678

>>798676
Maybe it was the tank spec that's OP then

And you have to remember that Blizzard is now the steam greenlight of publishers now because Legion was in open beta for like half a year

 No.798679

>>798677
>>798678
Stop, I will go back crying my time as top 3% of the world's tanks.
It hurts. Hurts so much. I could have done great things if I hadn't decided to play on the wrong side of the world.

 No.798680

>>798679
Last I heard, the current ranking is
>Druid
>Paladin
>Death Knight
>Warrior
>Demon Hunter
>Hunter pets
>Voidwalkers
>A mage drinking water while AFK
>Monk

 No.798681

>>798680
Shield-shaman tank will rise again

And Rogue Evasion Tank

 No.798682

>>798680
>let's take the monk's key ability and give it to warriors instead
Retards, all of them.
>>798681
Go play Elysium for that.

 No.798683

>>798682
their first mistake was making more leather tanks

 No.798684

>>798683
I agree.

 No.798685

File: 1483370340044.jpg (60.94 KB, 600x337, ss_c8fed3b97900ad5d0419219….jpg)

>>798680
I should teach you how to play Crusader Kings with me.

 No.798686

>>798679
I mean
That was your own retardation though

 No.798687

>>798686
I did have a guild.
They were twats and got stuck on 2/13 mythic forever.

 No.798688

>>798687
Well, you went there for non-competitive reasons and then started whining that it's not the best circumstance for a competitive enviroment

 No.798689

>>798688
There was nothing to do other than getting competitive.

 No.798690

File: 1483371122690.jpg (1.26 MB, 2978x2237, shrugg.jpg)

>>798689
The first mistake you made was playing WoW while over the age of 16 in the first place

 No.798691


 No.798692

>>798691
MMOs are a mistake
I realized that years and years ago
Only Wildstar had the chance of bringing me back to them, but then I played the beta and realized nothing is different

 No.798693

>>798692
You say that but you still play MMO card games.

 No.798694

File: 1483371415223.png (558.74 KB, 867x488, naza-abre.png)

>>798693
>MMO card games

You know I meant MMORPGs, dummy

 No.798695

>>798694
Considering "MMOs are a mistake" is a very valid point…

 No.798696

>>798695
you may as well just say multiplayer games in general are mistake.

 No.798697

>>798695
I fully realize the two card games I play are skinner boxes, but they don't take more than 1 or 2 hours a day, and I usually play them while drinking coffee when I'm useless for anything else anyway

 No.798698

>>798696
Vidya was a mistake.

 No.798699

>>798695
Also I play less and less of HS since it's garbage
The reason I switched to Shadowverse wasn't because of the art, it was because it's way more balanced and varied and fun

 No.798700

>>798694
>>798693
There should be a hilarious MMOTCG with a Battle City-esque setting. It's still a card game, you just run around in open world.

I guess like WoW, but instead of duels you have Hearthstone fights

 No.798701

>>798700
It'd be a clusterfuck

 No.798702

>>798701
They could have kid-friendly areas where that kind of thing isn't allowed

 No.798703

>>798702
There's a limit to sad jokes and we very clearly crossed it.

 No.798704


 No.798705

WHAT I THINK HAPPENED ON 9/11

The twin towers were brought down by some kind of directed energy weapon which simply altered the molecular bonds of the internal contents of the twin
towers. This is why there was no DNA recovered for over HALF OF THE
VICTIMS, this is also why, out of 45,000 file cabinets only 1 was
found. Not to mention the 1000's and 1000's of toilets, desks,
chairs, computers, etc.

The vast majority of the building's internals simply broke down into dust. On that day,
they kept saying almost everything was pulverized. This is absurd.
Pulverization takes time, and you end up with big chunks, small
chunks, huge chunks, etc. Also with pulverization you’d have a
large seismic event when two 600,000 ton buildings pulverize into the
dam below them. You’d also rupture/destroy the dam beneath the
towers which would have flooded lower Manhattan.

>this goes on for 4 more paragraphs


How did I end up in this part of youtube again and why did I stay

 No.798706

>>798705
This seems like such a logical explanation, I don't blame this man for believing it.

 No.798707

File: 1483373860915.jpg (62.69 KB, 660x700, meli.jpg)


 No.798708

>>798705
But first, we need to talk about parallel universes

 No.798709

>>798706
>>798707
There was also this one guy who kept repeating the same thing in different comments and when all of his claims were disproven by people who seem to know about actual engineering he just kept repeating the same points

 No.798710

>>798705
Have you been visiting my roommate's blog again?

 No.798711

File: 1483375884903.png (428.41 KB, 799x462, Steve Lichman.png)

If I was less lazy I'd ask around /co/ if they have the full first volume of this comic because it's great

 No.798712

>>798704
That was quite the screencap

 No.798713

File: 1483377660016.png (1.68 MB, 1920x1090, 1479079544821.png)


 No.798714

>>798713
She's too cute for me

 No.798715

File: 1483377768652.png (1.97 MB, 1920x1090, 1479087544289.png)

>>798714
You're not her type!

 No.798716

>>798715
I wouldn't want to cuck her husbando anyway

 No.798717

>>798712
It seemed like the sort you would enjoy!

>>798713
[cute]

 No.798718

"Remember this. Demons are wicked and they will hurt you if you can."

 No.798719

>>798718
"Such is the way of daemons, to lie and deceive us"

 No.798720

>>798718
Literally what we kept telling Nihilis but no, her lesbian lover just HAD to summon demons.

 No.798721

Also, if we have OTR players here, we could get things set up.

 No.798722


 No.798723

>>798720
>>798719
Well in this case, I was talking about the sort of Demons that magicians summon with great frequency. So you see, like a car which can be its most dangerous when treated with the practiced carelessness of someone who has done it too often to be scared anymore, one must be very careful to not mess up when dealing with their conjuring.

And yet without them, you might as well be a commoner.

 No.798724

>>798723
>let's extract hell energy from mars!

 No.798725

>>798724
>Why do I always have to be the one to gather moss under a full moon?

 No.798726

>>798725
Because the GM won't let us use ethereal components.

 No.798727

>>798724
>It was worth the risk I assure you

 No.798728

File: 1483378428746.jpg (627.42 KB, 720x900, 9d0fbea7-ba50-4ec4-87a8-f1….jpg)


 No.798729

>>798726
Runescape?

 No.798730

>>798729
That one 3.5 feat which lets wizards pay gold instead of using components.

 No.798731

>>798730
>Jew Magic

 No.798732

File: 1483378647570.gif (2.97 MB, 295x221, ID46eVU.gif)


 No.798733

>>798728
It feels strange that Yuria didn't warrant a smiling version, though that's probably because most of my characters were Hollow and all she ever did was praise me.

 No.798734

>>798733
So what did you had in mind? Where will we start off again after all this time?

 No.798735

>>798733
Also we forgot Nonny

 No.798736

>>798734
we start off roughly where we left off - at the eve of your attack against the Golden Dragon Gang.
I could run a "flashback" session to get all the details in place first.

 No.798737

>>798728
I feel so, so, so fucking bad for Greirat

 No.798738

File: 1483379791359.jpg (114.18 KB, 704x850, 1464560909520.jpg)

>>798718
Leave the demons to me.

 No.798739

File: 1483379855989.png (254.77 KB, 600x848, b97d7263-0b48-4e62-a0ad-2e….png)

>>798736
That would be a good idea yes
>>798737
The world's coolest thief

 No.798740

File: 1483379863957.jpg (63.64 KB, 662x800, 84f1e6f093014e1584b8111294….jpg)

>>798738
I don't trust this pic.

 No.798741

>>798738
t. Venia

 No.798742

File: 1483379937011.jpg (51.87 KB, 675x800, 69550fe9c84f48b4bf9926791b….jpg)

More to the case of why you shouldn't trust a demon.

 No.798743

File: 1483380052088.jpg (339.68 KB, 1280x1163, 1483030460151.jpg)

>>798742
I trust she'll do a good job of taking care of my dick

 No.798744

File: 1483380114601.jpg (89.05 KB, 800x726, 1d713cd8cf6f4704a13d08021b….jpg)

>>798743
WARNING
WARNING
NSFW DETECTED
SPOILER CONTAINMENT BREACHED

 No.798745

>>798740
>>798741
>DM will never run a new Twilight of the Gods where the mightiest heroes of the multiverse are summoned
>Except in this case it's an army of lusty dread-stallions and the greatest dick suckers in all of creation need to be rallied to save reality

Who would you send??

 No.798746

File: 1483380408088.png (Spoiler Image, 995.59 KB, 689x1020, 1482444187958.png)

>>798744
Is this porn?

 No.798747

>>798745
Selena

 No.798748

>>798745
>>798747
Light Heart, too.

 No.798749

>>798745
Twilight of the Gods: Cockstorm
Coming this spring, all over you

 No.798750

>>798746
>nopo doesn't even try to deny why he plays shadowverse
>>798745
Maeda. Not because she's a good dicksucker, but because she will BANISH ALL EVIL and smite it.
Venia, Selena, Mabel, Syltpone

 No.798751

File: 1483380623819.png (93.95 KB, 257x216, e05.png)

>>798750
>that team

 No.798752

>>798751
>from demon to dry in 0.5 seconds

 No.798753

>>798750
But she can only banish the evil with her lips!

 No.798755

>>798753
Hence why I offered a counter lineup.

 No.798756

>>798755
Just in case reserves are needed, she can train with Stricture while the battle rages

 No.798757

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 No.798758

>>798754
>>798757
>Maali wearing a tactical dress, taking advice from Dania

 No.798759

>>798750
Come on, tell me you would not let a cute necromancer grill suck the life out of you

 No.798760

>>798759
Much as I claim otherwise, I'm quite attached to living.

 No.798761

>>798756
I wanted to say that was heresy and you shouldn't waste your seed according to the ten commandments, so I googled them for the english version, and turns out the actual commandment is "thou shall not commit adultery" which is not how they told it to me in sunday school. The fuckers basically said masturbating or any sex not for the purpouse of procreation was sin!

 No.798762

>>798760
>tfw a cute necromancer girl will never tell you that "you are breathing too loudly"

Why persist?

 No.798763

>>798761
Good thing that Celestials don't use the exact same rules as the Bible. After all, Maeda would hate to give up her life fighting heresy in order to number the stars with her children, and "wives, obey your husband" is a Nature thing in my setting, not a Celestial thing.

 No.798764

>>798761
It's not a commandment, but in one of the books it's generally frowned upon to spill one's seed outside of its intended purpose.
But whatever you do with your dick is between you, your hands, and God.

 No.798765

>>798758
Novelus never sucked a dick yet

>Everyone sends female characters

You see, that is where Maali takes his advantage from. He would be the best of all the cocksuckers because unlike them, he has a dick, and that puts him one step beyond

 No.798766

>>798764
>But whatever you do with your dick is between you, your hands, and God.
Isn't there supposed to be a chick in there somewhere?
>>798763
That's just mormons though. Catholics (the purest branch of the church since we actually have a pope unlike you heathens) don't preach that.

 No.798767

>>798766
I was assuming you couldn't find a partner.

 No.798768

>>798766
>Pure
>Include the Torah in the Bible

Marcion of Sinope best day of my life

 No.798769

>>798767
[insert mean joke about it being a problem for you who has a lack of charisma as opposed to me who has a lot of charisma instead]
Because many etherosexual women want to have consensual intercourse with me.

 No.798770

>>798769
What is an Etherosexual woman?

 No.798771

>>798769
I've long since given up any idea of finding a romantic partner and have actually considered hermitage.

 No.798772

>>798769
> etherosexual women
I think you're referring to "ethereal women", the kind you can't touch

 No.798773


 No.798774

>>798772
That's definitely the type he has, ayooo

>>798769
>you
>lot of charisma

Italians really do have low standards, huh

 No.798775

>>798773
If that isn't "every sperm is sacred" I'm going to be disappointed.

I was not disappointed.

 No.798776

>>798775
It is quite possibly the best song that Monthy Python made
I know Always Look on the Bright Side is usually regarded as their best, but the absurdity of children singing about sperm and the contextual black humour of singing a joyful song as the kids are marched off to be sold for medical testing just makes me lose my shit every time I listen to it

 No.798777

>>798772
I spent the last 8 minutes looking for that concept art of the Codex from XCOM 2 where you see her as a ghastly, naked woman.
Sadly, I couldn't find it.
>>798774
And yet, they'd never date a hungarian!

 No.798778

>>798777
That's not what your sister said last night, but then again, it was hard to understand her accent with my cock in her mouth

 No.798779

>>798778
Musn't have been yours then, hard to gag anyone with that!

 No.798780

>>798779
How does one borrow the dick of someone else

 No.798781

>>798780
Strap-ons.

 No.798782

>>798780
You should know, cock-burgler!

 No.798783

File: 1483382227302-0.jpg (193.8 KB, 1920x1060, piero-macgowan-xcom2-29-cy….jpg)

File: 1483382227302-1.jpg (227.24 KB, 1920x1285, piero-macgowan-xcom2-28-cy….jpg)

>>798777
>a million years in Google later

 No.798784

>>798783
My search results for the keywords "xcom 2 codex concept art" were rubbish.

 No.798785

File: 1483382325976-0.jpg (432.21 KB, 1920x1824, piero-macgowan-xcom2-31-be….jpg)

File: 1483382325976-1.jpg (389.71 KB, 1920x1901, piero-macgowan-xcom2-34-ps….jpg)

File: 1483382325976-2.jpg (221.73 KB, 1920x1108, piero-macgowan-xcom2-33-vi….jpg)

File: 1483382325977-3.jpg (262.11 KB, 1920x1647, piero-macgowan-xcom2-32-fa….jpg)

Also, for some reason, the concept arts for the game are a million times more terrifying than anything in the actual game

 No.798786

>>798785
Technical limitations, bad camera and animation quality.

 No.798787

>>798728
It's interesting how plain-faced everyone in DS3 was.
>>798785
Hardly anything in the finished product will be as cool as something in the concept art.

 No.798788

>>798785
>first time running into a fleshwalker in a terror mission
>"I should be far enough away, and I'm behind cover. I'm fine-"
>wide swipe takes out all my cover and a good chunk of health
Those guys are such bullshit. But at least they die relatively easy.

 No.798789

>>798783
>intensifying levels of [TRIGGERED]

 No.798790

>>798789
Pfft

>>798788
I mean, they are one of the most harmless units in the game
Literally the only way they can hurt you is A, you overextend on a terror mission or B, you are dumb enough to let the Infiltration Dark Event happen and a random civ in a random house transforms in the middle of combat and explodes through a wall

 No.798791

File: 1483382820235-0.jpg (101.58 KB, 800x1031, a3fknlmhyx7pokrcsgvc.jpg)

>>798788
Also, all of the faceless designs are fucking terrifying

 No.798792

>>798790
The thing is it was the first mission I ever ran into one. I wasn't aware of its range at that time.
NuSectopods are such absurd shit, though. Three actions, 28 health, 5 armor/damage reduction? I'm almost considering getting the Better Rookie/Better weapons mods out of the workshop. Just to even the field a little.

 No.798793

>>798792
Nigger
By the time you face sectopods you'll have Grenadiers that can throw a grenade on it then Shred the remaining armow with a chain shot before finishing it off with some other absurdly powerful ability.
The aliens are underpowered, if anything, if you take the pods on one by one.

 No.798794

>>798793
The problem with that is, I already ran into one in the Shen's Legacy mission thing.
Even with my entire team launching grenades and shit at it, it still managed to kill my sniper before it finally fell over.
And that's another problem. I seldom find myself facing off against one pod at a time, thanks to bad rolls and surprise civilians on street corners alerting every asshole on the map.

 No.798795

>>798793
He's been losing lots of soldiers, going by what he said a couple of hours ago.

 No.798796

>>798794
Spec a Ranger to have the Phantom or whatnot the trait is called so you can scout ahead so that doesn't happen. Remember the blue moves, don't get too greedy, the turn limit might seem tight but you can still make good pace without rushing too hard, not to mention most objectives you can just hack from a distance.

Fuck those missions, I saw my friend play them but didn't have the DLC on my first playthrough, I'd avoid them until you have at least sergeants and corporals

 No.798797

File: 1483383892861.png (443.56 KB, 960x541, 1457412244809.png)


 No.798798

>>798796
The problem with distance hacking is that my supports are apparently terrible and habitually have less than 40% success rates. And then they get Snek'd out of cover and bound up from across the map.
I wandered into the Vahlen recovery mission thinking that it wouldn't be too bad.
Then like, fifteen vipers show up with those harpoon bowguns. Even having Central there as a soldier with his maxed-out gun didn't count for shit, since he got grabbed.

 No.798799

Anyone for a couple of OW matches?

 No.798800

File: 1483384262719.jpg (73.83 KB, 750x743, W3eJjXb.jpg)

So
OTR?

 No.798801

>>798799
Give me 10

 No.798802

>>798798
Don't touch that mission until you have at least a full squad of Captains. The Vipers in it are incredibly flimsy, but their guns hit hard and they have all the fun tricks they normally do.

The Rulers are all outright cheaters though.

 No.798803

>>798799
sure, give me a few minutes
>>798800
no andy
no nonny
unless we want to drop them and make it just you and sylt

 No.798804

>>798798
As Gaius said, stay away from those for a good while
Also, you literally cannot fail hacks on objectives

 No.798805

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 No.798806

>>798803
A capra smith and a vampire
We could make a sitcom out of this

 No.798807

>>798802
I'll keep that in mind.
>>798804
Objectives, sure, but if I want to keep an enemy SPARK from carpet-bombing me, I need to try SOMETHING. And I don't have any combat-protocol gremlins, since my people keep getting shot and needing medkits.

 No.798808

>>798807
That comment in particular was aimed at the objectives though
You don't have to yellow move every turn to get to them
My favourite thing to do is when I can't see the objective and just bomb the wall to reveal it so I can hack it

 No.798809

Meme fetishism
>"How you want your blowjob fam?"
>"Jump down there and do some gay shit"
>[hand slamming blue button that says 'Doggo']

 No.798810

>>798799
If you're still around after lunch

 No.798811

>>798808
I try not to yellow move if I can help it, unless there's a large distance between myself and the next pod. Or if I want to make a large distance.

 No.798812

>>798809
Could this be it
The next level of post-irony

 No.798813

>>798812
Have you seen Meme Lover?

I should find out if the sequel is out yet

 No.798814

>>798809
What

>>798813
Meme lover is such a colossal testament to memery that even my normie friends have seen it

 No.798815

>>798814
It works on so many levels, every shot is so dense. Its stylistically designed to be that way, but what we can do is diminish the effects of it.

 No.798816

>>798815
It's one of those porn movies where the plot is better than the actual fucking

 No.798817

>>798816
Of course, it was written by /tv/, who understands kino better?

 No.798818

>>798812
The day Meme Run became a thing we slipped closer to the apocalypse

 No.798819

File: 1483386512536.jpg (398.13 KB, 850x708, 1479895939336.jpg)

For Bzzzz's: If there's any confusion about the XP and the levelling, that's because I basically never use XP and you all level when I think it's appropriate.
On that note, you're all lvl 7 in the next adventure, grats!
Be sure to update your sheets!

 No.798820

>>798818
Stream time fuccboi

 No.798821

I really don't like getting constantly hounded after a shitty day.

 No.798822

>>798821
You should learn to play, then I won't complain any more!

 No.798823

>>798822
And you should learn when it's time to stop nagging people about everything they do in OW. It's not fun, it riles people up way too much and it ruins the atmosphere.

If it were competitive I'd be fine with it, but please don't do that shit in quick play.

 No.798824

>>798822
Or maybe you should just get your head out of your ass and realize we play QP to have fun and not to please your fucking unsatiable need for being Grandmasters
Go play Comp on your own if you really want to just win instead of enjoy the fucking game with your friends

 No.798825

>>798823
>>798824
Losing because you aren't trying is just plain not enjoyable to me, no matter if it's comp or QP. What's the fun in wasting your time getting rolled and say "Oh it's just QP!", it's not like you are learning new heroes while losing either.

 No.798826

>>798825
So don't play then

 No.798827

>>798825
I like my QP being comfy and to just talk random shit with people.

 No.798828

>>798826
It's annoying because if we communicate and play properly we can pull of long winstreaks.
>>798827
>comfy
Buzzword of the millennia.

 No.798829

>>798828
Relaxed then.

 No.798830

>>798824
Want to play a couple games of Armello, see if we can't get those winter-themed dice?

 No.798831

>>798830
If Gaius shows up, I'll be stramming with the others, but if he doesn't show up in 10 we can play!

 No.798832

>>798831
Right. I was asking because it's another three hours until the Overwatch chests reset, so I was looking to kill time and maybe generate less salt than playing X-COM.

 No.798833

>>798830
Good luck getting those dice. I've still not gotten mine yet and i'm close to 20 games in.

 No.798834

>>798825
>>798828
Let's just switch to military talk and do nothing but callouts then. That's what playing with friends is for.

 No.798835

>>798833
>>798832
It's not going to be a giant loss if I don't get it, but it might be fun to try at least.
But maybe I can only do it on the 4th since I'll have an exam then

 No.798836

>>798834
That'd be one way to get callouts out of you.

 No.798837

>>798836
Well, as I said, nothing is forcing you to play with us
I do callouts and all that shit in 3v3, because there it is important.
In QP, I'm there to have pressure free fun with the game

 No.798838

>>798837
You pressure and comfy memesters are the worst. Like that comic with stick figures playing tic-tac-toe, one shits all over it and says "it's just a game, why so serious!". That's what you are like.

 No.798839

>>798838
That's fine
Just go play comp on your own then
You can get all the tacticool callouts you want there

 No.798840

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 No.798841

>>798840
Why
Sion why
There's a finished version with pretty shades and everything
Why you hurt me like this

 No.798842

>>798841
Because that one might have gotten lost when I switched computers

 No.798843

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 No.798844

>>798843
Thank you very much

 No.798845

>>798842
Goshdarnit
You could have just went to my Tumblr or DA
>>798843
Yes thank you

 No.798846

>>798845
Link me again?

 No.798847

>>798839
Not even trying to win in pvp games is pathetic, no matter the mode you play.
It's a way you use to tell yourself that surely, you are just as good as everyone else and maybe better, you just need to actually not handicap yourself.
Playing without trying is boring, incredibly so. And losing because you fags don't try is frustrating, as it voids my efforts.

 No.798848

>>798847
It's not like we don't try to do the objective of the game and win, we just don't fucking sperg out about every loss
You know what is more pathetic?
What you are doing. Desperately trying to prove yourself that you can do this, you can never lose any game ever, and surely it is just us dragging you down

 No.798849

>>798848
Reviewing the game and figuring what was wrong is not sperging out, it's called learning.
If you keep playing picks which have been countered, don't counter an enemy which is shredding our team, don't kill turrets when asked to, rush into the enemy team 6v1 to feed them ultimate charge and stagger our line even more THEN YES! You are not trying!

 No.798850

>>798849
Meanwhile you are Literally Seagull just carrying us through the games never making a mistake
Also "Hurr don't ever use that skill ever again in a slightly suboptimal way" is not fucking fun either, you know.

 No.798851


 No.798852

File: 1483393329494.gif (927.94 KB, 640x360, 1381977988689.gif)

>>798848
>we win a game
>everyone cheers and says how great it was
>we lose a game
>everyone gets bitter and complains that the ques are too hard

 No.798853

>>798852
You should give Sylt the name of those 'friends' you used to play with, he'd fit right in the way he has been recently.

Also, we don't always get super salty about losing, at least recently we've been better about it

 No.798854

>>798850
Making the king of all mistakes, ie. rushing in alone and feeding the enemy plus staggering our pushback when we could have contested is most certanly a "bad move" and nothing you say can change that.
It's not my fault you guys literally never have anything to say about my plays since you don't know the game well enough.

 No.798855

>>798851
And what's the progress on the

 No.798856

>>798853
>we don't get super salty about losing
Man, I should record our games then, so that sylt can see the calm reactions of "fuck you blizzard, that shitty widow carried them" and other things that are not salty.

 No.798857

Anyway, I need you all to check out this animation. its getting a full anime later this month, and seems too weird and cool not to share

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEzVzEg3YtM

 No.798858

>>798857
Didn't you already share this? Or Knight or someone?

 No.798859

>>798858
I only saw it myself last night, so it must have been knight sharing with you.

 No.798860

>>798858
>>798859
Knight had.

 No.798861

>>798859
It's a little weird but I liked the ending. Still too ambiguous to figure out whether it would interest me to see the whole thing though.

 No.798862

>>798854
You get too greedy often and end up killing yourself.
But sure, keep this act up, the superiority complex, it must make you feel so much better about yourself, but you just come off as a cunt

>>798856
How is this related anyway, aside from the fact that you feel the urge to defend Sylt in the matter when he is doing the exact thing that made you stop playing OW for the longest time?
He was just being a complete cunt today and you weren't there to hear it, judging EVERYTHING we did. We had a great time before that, and would you believe it, we were actually winning because we didn't have a competetive bitch nagging in our ears every five seconds about what we are doing wrong

 No.798863

>>798855
On the what?

 No.798864

>>798860
>>798861
Well
It looks strange but cool.

 No.798865

>>798863
bzzz?

 No.798866

File: 1483393917733-0.png (38.68 KB, 256x256, token_2.png)

File: 1483393917733-1.png (84.22 KB, 256x256, token_4.png)

File: 1483393917733-2.png (69.69 KB, 256x256, token_5.png)


 No.798867

>>798862
And how come you never happen to mention it when it happens? Or is it because I myself recognize it happened and say I'm sorry, thing you guys never do when you make a mistake, instead getting defensive like a bunch of pussies. And the fuck do you know what made Andy stop playing OW, I can assure you it wasn't me.

 No.798868

>>798865
I-I don't know what you're talking about
>>798866
>One of these Breezies is not like the others

 No.798869

>>798867
Because I don't look at what you are during for the whole duration of the match, and if you make a mistake I admit it to being a human being who isn't perfect.
We aren't fucking South Koreans playing the game 16 hours a day. And I don't want to be. I want to enjoy it with friends, and despite what you say, we are usually pretty good.

And I didn't say it way you, dumbass, she said as much in the meta that she had friends who were very abusive.
Like you were today, because that sure as shit wasn't constructive criticism, blaming me that you died to an ulting Soldier, as Zarya.

 No.798870

>>798862
Nah the thing that made me stop OW was fighting all the timeI can't focus on my own fun with aggressive arguments and shouting fights in my ears
Look, maybe you shouldn't play with sylt, because you and DM always get into fights with him over it. Always. None of the three of you are willing to change what's going on (you aren't willing to stop 'pretend salt' for meme fun, DM isn't willing to pick counters, and sylt isn't willing to not point out improvements), I would say that you three specifically can't play together.

 No.798871

>>798869
Constructive criticism is "your matrix positioning is bad, I shouldn't have died to that". Which is what I said. You had matrix up when I died, faggot.
How come I manage to look at the mistakes most of our team makes then, while still playing competently? Grow some general awareness for christ's sake. You should be thankful someone is pointing out your mistakes, it's called coaching.

 No.798872

>>798868
Are you going to keep it for yourself or something?

 No.798873

>>798870
Well, that's what I told Sylt just now.
He can stop playing with us if he wants to be nothing but hardcore competetive who can't enjoy a game for what it is.

>>798871
A, I had half a second left on my Defense matrix because I was using it on a torb turret and the hog on the point just before that, B, he was BEHIND us so I had to turn around in the first place, C, I did block some of his shots but he knew what he was doing and he run up so he could bypass it. In case you haven't noticed he started at the statue but by the time he killed you he was right next to us on the objective.

And your constructive criticism was "FOR FUCK'S SAKE NOPO"
Like it's my fault the soldier has ult and uses it on you and you don't bubble yourself and I don't protect you while also dealing with the hog and torb.

 No.798874

>>798862
Also if you want to know what your salt levels are related too. Its related to the fact, you do actually, hate losing, even if you say you don't care, if you didn't care you would just say "oh well, let's keep going." instead of cussing out the other team.

 No.798875

>>798873
Sometimes friends just aren't compatible in all games.
If you insist on fighting every time about it, then that may actually be the case.

 No.798876

>>798873
>FOR FUCK'S SAKE NOPO
At the very end of the fucking match. Because I expect better from you than to let a soldier ult when you are dva and I know you're gonna understand what I'm complaining about.
Or I thought I knew, since you clearly don't seem capable of seeing your fault in all this.
>we don't have ways to secure kills, junkrat is a bad hero for that and also they have a zarya
Constructive.
>we lack long range firepower
Constructive.
>the turret hasn't been dealt with
Constructive.
>stop poking the choke
Constructive.
>no charging into the enemy 1v6 is not "not a bad idea", it's a terrible idea
Constructive. As. Fuck.

 No.798877

File: 1483394739371.png (500.25 KB, 755x967, Nx9LOb6.png)

>>798872
Of course not, I like sharing

Also Goshdarnit Sion those pods are nice, I feel obliged to make one for the other two as well

 No.798878

File: 1483394845140.jpg (70.68 KB, 1280x720, reaching book.jpg)

Anyway I guess I'll go for a bit, I thought there was something breezy related in here, but I see there isn't anything but ded memes

 No.798879

>>798877
Such a qt!
I would quest with that horse

 No.798880

>>798874
Yeah, I do have a problem with that, I admit it, and I bitch about some heroes I don't like, particuarly Mei and Ana who is the new flavour of the month, but that doesn't last if we just, you know, have a good time otherwise.
If I am also told I should fuck my mother and kill myself because I used one skill inappropraitely during the game, that gets annoying

>>798876
>Because I expect better from you than to let a soldier ult when you are dva

Literally fucking how when I was already dealing with two of their threats on the point after flying in, and he flanked!
I turned around the moment I heard it, but the defense matrix was drained since he already got a second off of it.
But you literally seem incapalbe of understanding this simple fact, that I can't deal with two enemies and an ultimate behind my back at once just to protect your precious life when you are a tank yourself.

Also, it's not constructive if you are just being a cunt about it. Which you were, admittedly, since we lost point A but could have held if we still had Groves, but you just had to be a little whiny bitch.

 No.798881

>>798879
Too bad you can't
She's in a solo quest!

 No.798882

>>798881
I'll just have to steal her for one of my own quests then

 No.798883

>>798882
>>798881
>abducting characters

 No.798884

>>798880
Him saying charging in wasn't a bad idea shows just how little about the game he knows, charging in was the worst possible thing he could have done. Worse than sit in spawn.

 No.798885

>>798884
Yeah, it was a mistake.
People make them.
Except for you, apparently, Mr. Perfect.
But yeah, it's allright. You just don't have to play with us if we just drag you down anyway.

 No.798886

>>798882
You wouldn't dare!
>>798883
He can't do that, she's my only quest character, I had big plans for her!

 No.798887

>>798885
Making a mistake and insisting a mistake you made was not a mistake are two very different things.
And as we already discussed, I owe up to my own mistakes.

 No.798888

>>798886
abduct '1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

 No.798889

>>798888
>>798886
Assist abduction
'1d10'

>>798887
It's a meme you dip

Roll #1 7 = 7

 No.798890

>>798889
>I was only pretending

 No.798891

>>798889
>>798888
It's your rolls against mine, faglords

'1d10+2' take her back

Roll #1 1 + 2 = 3

 No.798892

>>798891
What would she do if she got abducted?

 No.798893

File: 1483395548975.png (491.86 KB, 854x949, 67b5568f-f6ea-4d67-a5e9-aa….png)

>>798891
N-no!
>>798892
She's not my character, Only Andy can answer this

 No.798894

>>798893
Wait, I thought she was your character!

 No.798895

>>798891
Huge success!

 No.798896

>>798894
Sion you big dork, that's Andy's PC for Witch quest
Hope you enjoy being raped by a powerful Witch that can travel through time
>>798895
Fucking RNG, I thought it hated you!

 No.798897

File: 1483395880119-0.png (192.73 KB, 400x400, Hopeless.png)


 No.798898


 No.798899

File: 1483397195272.jpg (86.33 KB, 600x600, eb1d2de0-e51d-4b25-b3eb-e8….jpg)

>>798897
>>798898
Speaking of quests and characters
How is it being two DMs working on the same quest?
This is something I never heard of before

 No.798900

File: 1483397297861-0.gif (995.42 KB, 504x504, 1330315.gif)

>>798899
Pretty good.
Despite Nopo insisting he's not doing anything, he's actually doing most of the mental work for the quest.

 No.798901

>>798900
Indeed, the story part is his Forte
Have you two ever had any disagreements?

 No.798902

>>798901
A few. But no real major ones.
Co-GM'ing isn't that rare actually.
Lots of people do it, since GM'ing is a lot of work alone.

 No.798903

>>798900
He is?

 No.798904

>>798903
He's extremely humble about it too.
Pretending like he's not doing much

 No.798905

File: 1483398229286.png (347.32 KB, 1280x1404, dde69c92-41b2-44a8-823b-36….png)

>>798902
Interesting

 No.798906

File: 1483398264897-0.jpg (72.86 KB, 845x945, filly trixie_1266966.jpg)


 No.798907

File: 1483398331758.jpg (79.52 KB, 1024x819, 1483033489798.jpg)

I have a complete lack of pony on this pc.

 No.798908

>>798904
He's so useless though!

 No.798909

File: 1483398430132-0.gif (476.85 KB, 441x443, 1325121.gif)


 No.798910

File: 1483398460847.png (2.27 MB, 1380x1800, 1330111__safe_cute_human_t….png)


 No.798911

>>798910
>Tfw you'll never boop a Trixie

 No.798912

File: 1483398625907.png (567.98 KB, 945x945, 1305012__safe_solo_blushin….png)


 No.798913

>>798912
Stop torturing me!

 No.798914

File: 1483398731854.png (671.65 KB, 845x1024, large (56).png)


 No.798915

File: 1483398803678-0.jpg (41.54 KB, 800x587, 1464369572999.jpg)


 No.798916

File: 1483398878127.png (146.97 KB, 941x849, large (84).png)


 No.798917

File: 1483398947200-0.gif (1021.99 KB, 500x373, 1464720431733.gif)


 No.798918

File: 1483398977264.jpg (354.97 KB, 800x1132, 1460749054355.jpg)


 No.798919

>>798918
You have a lot of Trixiepics

 No.798920

File: 1483399155328.png (780.95 KB, 1280x1617, 1330126__safe_solo_simple ….png)

Finally freed up.

Besides Trixieposting, what's up?

 No.798921

File: 1483399184736.png (Spoiler Image, 240.33 KB, 848x858, 1463856724774.png)


 No.798922

File: 1483399205136-0.jpg (30.23 KB, 627x430, 1483301912237.jpg)


 No.798923

File: 1483399243559.gif (512.24 KB, 1831x1637, 1466649318278.gif)


 No.798924

>>798920
Absolutely nothing.

 No.798925

File: 1483399377986.gif (110.16 KB, 507x508, 1330290__safe_screencap_an….gif)

>>798924
It's probably too late for the quest, how about some OW? I'm still doing my placement matches

 No.798926

Here lies Sion,
Died from Trixie Overdose

 No.798927

>>798925
It's not late for quest, and I can't play comp, since I'm playing vidya from my laptop, 1.3kkm away from my desktop, via hamachi and steam streaming.

 No.798928

File: 1483399537537.gif (219.11 KB, 488x488, 1471009081308.gif)


 No.798929

>>798920
Rereading a book series and toying with a really experimental high concept game system idea

 No.798931

>>798930
I take you will be making a necromancer.

 No.798932

>>798931
Demono-necromancer, yes

 No.798933

>>798930
>The reason I want to say that I knew it was fake
Bones don't look realistic
>The reason I actually knew it was fake
You would've known better than to post it unspoilered

 No.798934

>>798932
>>798931
>Demonromancer
Maybe he just wants to romance some demons!

 No.798935

>>798927
Sure, let me get my papers for it.

>>798929
Oh, give me some details.

 No.798936

>>798930
>>798933
still fucking gross

 No.798937

>>798933
Shit, you saw right through my ruse, I wanted to trigger you!

>>798934
They just need some love!

>>798936
I guess the shitposting worked in some way

 No.798938

>>798937
"worked"
fuck you man
I was trying to see the picture of my pone thatsomeone said was here

 No.798939

>>798937
Oh boy, here comes Winterbreeze 2.0.

 No.798940

>>798935
When I was younger I read The Bartimaeus Trilogy and really enjoyed the setting, it's quite unique I think

Re-reading it now, it holds up bretty well

 No.798941

>>798939
Who

>>798938
Right here
>>798877
>>798893
But Sion and I abducted her

 No.798942


 No.798943

>>798941
Saved!

 No.798944

>>798941
Nilis' gf.

 No.798945

File: 1483400535745.webm (3.83 MB, 640x360, lilwitch.webm)

>>798944
He's not going to be autistic

>>798943
It's a pretty qt witch

 No.798946

>>798945
little witches are not for club music

 No.798947

File: 1483400711472.webm (1.54 MB, 271x480, dog jazz.webm)

>>798946
Why not?

 No.798948

File: 1483400752218.jpg (705.51 KB, 1920x3484, obtaining gremlin.jpg)


 No.798949

>>798943
>She actually didn't save it before

 No.798950

File: 1483400832862-0.png (327.92 KB, 540x540, 1325127at.png)

I must go, my SLP needs me

 No.798951

File: 1483400845818.gif (10.19 MB, 498x281, I'm here to help, naked fo….gif)


 No.798952

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 No.798953


 No.798954


 No.798955

File: 1483401630251.webm (3.82 MB, 320x180, 1479535815492.webm)


 No.798956

>>798954
I have to keep reminding myself that your charactter isn't a girl. How'd you wind up with that Picture?

 No.798957

>>798956
It was for another character. Put it there in office, then I lost the office license, and in libreoffice I can't even TOUCH that picture for some reason.

 No.798958

>>798956
I can try and remove it. I'll install MS Office right now, since I'm also trying to get my printer to install.

 No.798959

>>798958
That'd be a big help.

 No.798960

>>798959
I have office

 No.798961

>>798960
Well can you try and remove that picture of a yellow mare from the sheet linked above?

 No.798962

File: 1483403962583.png (280.13 KB, 420x490, Untitled.png)

>>798961
Is this the biggest it gets?

 No.798963

>>798962
I honestly don't remember if there's more or if it is cropped. I think it is a crop?

 No.798964

>>798963
I can't get anything fuller than that out of the file. I was able to select it though, but it was weird.

 No.798965

>>798964
All I wanted was to remove it. It wasn't selectable from LO.
Could you save and reupload the sheet without that pic in it?

 No.798966

>>798965
It's not even letting me click on it at all. I'm sorry, but you'll be stuck as the little girl for all eternity.

 No.798967

>>798965
Oh I see, one sec I'll try

 No.798968

>>798949
The sketch wasn't new? I don't think I saw it.

 No.798969

>>798968
Well it's fine, it was just a sketch
When we actually get it started again, Molinya will by far the most drawn character of the sub, no, of all ponyquests!

 No.798970

>>798968
It's been posted a few times!

 No.798971


 No.798972

>>798965
There's no simple way to remove it

There is a hacky way, but you may not like it…

 No.798973


 No.798974

>>798972
>>798965
>>798966
make a fresh doc and copy paste everything but the picture?

 No.798975

>>798974
Basically, but it doesn't save column width. Things got a little bit stretchy. It's not too ugly and he can repair it if he likes, but at least no pic now

 No.798976

>>798972
I know what you want to do. You want to put a white picture over it.

 No.798977


 No.798978

Knight, since I hadn't yet decided what to apply favored item to, I think I will apply it to my tome/scroll, the one on which my character is writing everything down.
>>798977
Thanks.

 No.798979

>last seconds of the last round of a 3v3 match
>after not using the microwave for hours, someone decides to make fucking bacon with it
>disconnect while watching the last enemy die, and get booted knowing that it won't count towards the loot box for today
Friday cannot come soon enough.

 No.798980

>>798979
>it still counted
Small miracles!

 No.798981

>>798979
>Bacon
>At night
Missing out on a loot box is the least of your worries, since you are now obligated by good conscience to execute the heretic in question. As a close family member, it will be difficult, but do not waver in your duty.

 No.798982

File: 1483406633906.jpg (99.6 KB, 352x500, 1473912457252.jpg)

>>798978
Some day I'll have you apply all your mortician talents to fix up the corpse of my son, after he dies in a gang related incident, as payment for this

 No.798983

>>798982
I know a few good mafia doctors who work in that field :^)

 No.798984

>>798981
>midnight
Its barely 8:30 over there

 No.798985

>>798978
Gotcha. Should I download and print the sheet Wf uploaded, or should I wait for you to add that data and a new picture?

 No.798986

>>798984
Who said anything about midnight?

 No.798987

File: 1483406750462.gif (1.18 MB, 334x500, 1401830333472.gif)

>>798986
oh
I can't read I guess

 No.798988

>>798987
I bet if you helped Fidget with his loot boxes there would be no yelling involved

I've been wanting to finish up my nonlethal playthrough of DH2 tho otherwise I'd do it

 No.798989

>>798985
I'm probably not gonna modify my sheet until next level.

 No.798990

>>798988
play what makes you happy.
I promised I'd play tonight with an IRL person, can't play with fidget right now

 No.798991

I swear to fucking god every time I am home for any amount of time the internet only breaks at night so I can't just go and fix it

 No.798992


 No.798993

>>798990
It's cool. Real people beat virtual people.

 No.798994

>literally all the WiFi spots that are usually nearby are dead

I guess it's just garbage countryside ISP with no competition that can afford to be shit

 No.798995

>>798992
>>798993
we'll have other times to play, don't fret.

 No.798996

>>798994
Be glad you are not american, or your day to day life in a major city would be like that.

 No.798997

>>798994
>>798996
cable can't afford to be complete shit anymore, since mobile companies offer internet now

 No.798998

>>798996
I want to be back at my apartment where I can choose to pay more but get 250mb/s internet that is guaranteed 120mb/s even on the worst days, and even if we split that between four of us at it's slowest it's more than the maximum over here

>>798997
>little shithole in the farming/animal breeding and slaughtering part of the country that is nothing but agriculture and shit
>one local ISP that has no competition that is complete garbage that is overpriced too and lacks any and all kinds of customer support
>only competitor comes on Sat and not cable so a slight breeze or rain fucks it beyond repair
>all the other, actual good ISPs are absent because building the infrastructure out would cost more than it'd return

I can only hope the internet in the UK won't be shit

 No.798999

File: 1483407793984.jpg (103.36 KB, 1280x720, 1462641343252.jpg)

>>798998
what a hassle, you should ask your local mayor mare to help out

 No.799000

>>798999
Our local mayor pretty much ruined the lives of my parents by destroying the good high school they are teaching in so much that it had to be sold to the Evangelic Church
So if I had a choice in the matter with this Mayor, I'd rather just actually murder him, slowly and very very painfully.

 No.799001

>>798999
>>799000
Oh, and just to be clear, he did it on purpose because he hates teachers.
Probably because of his diminished intellect

 No.799002

File: 1483408731100.gif (776.01 KB, 450x252, 1460844580893.gif)

Let's talk about ponies instead

 No.799003

>>799002
What are ponies for?

 No.799004

>>799003
Just to suffer

Also, have a great PSA about drowning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1RK96-kDbc

 No.799005

>>799004
>pregnant before marriage
Yes, that jacket did save his life.

 No.799006

>>799005
The mermaid is a top qt though

 No.799007

>>799006
She had crazy eyes and carnivore teeth.

 No.799008

>>799007
You know that is EXACTLY my type!

 No.799009

>>799008
One slip up while getting a blowjob and suddenly you are the new heir to the iron islands.

 No.799010

>>799000
>>799001
holy fucking shit

 No.799011

>>799009
A mermaid has a hard to access fishpussy, I'm sure she must be a blowjob master so that doesn't happen

Also, I found even better PSAs
Russian, zero dialouge animated PSA which is a mix of Ed Edd n Eddy and Happy Tree Friends and also all the sound effects are made by mouth noises and the kids make literal deals with the devil so they can be dumb teenagers
It's glorious

>>799010
And people wonder why people move out of this country!

 No.799012


 No.799013

>>799012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAtuqJn827k&list=PLpid5wDazp2YLOFFcQ0gPBxq7J3zMSUs1

It has three episodes even, one about riding trains, one about vandalism and one about trespassing

 No.799014

>>799013
You can see the budget of 2 bottles of vodka and 1 bag of chips per episode here.

 No.799015

>>799014
What are you talking about?
The animation is smooth as silk, fluid and amusing

 No.799016

>>799015
It's the uncanniest shit I've seen all week.
No way this is an official psa.

 No.799017

>>799016
This is the kind of PSA that actually garners attention from kids though
No one listens to 80's style american PSA-s because they are cringy garbage

 No.799018

>>799017
>the girl is called ivanka

 No.799019

>>799018
Did you read that off of cyrillic when they are arrested or what?

 No.799020


 No.799021

File: 1483410204340.jpg (43.99 KB, 426x318, 7f4f3784-8995-4ab0-9818-e0….jpg)

>>799004
This representation of mermaids always remind me of that one scene in Sinbad
I love that movie but God that part makes me upset

 No.799022

>>799020
You can read cyrillic?

>>799021
>not the mermaid from Courage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctXhUO9uWj4

 No.799023

>>799022
If I make a real effort. I'd started taking russian on duolingo but got bored 3 lessons in. So I mostly just look it up.

 No.799024

>>799023
If I ever need Russian decyphered I just ask my roomie who studied it for two years.
He can actually read it pretty well unless it's some really complex sentence or has obscure words

 No.799025

>>799022
>That castle size
>Eustace getting pulled out through the window like that

This evokes some serious questions!

Although Courage does the same basically with his "pocket" and stuff all the time, and Eustace with the mask from his own pockets.

 No.799026

>>799021
What was wrong with that? It was a perfect rendition of classic sirens.

 No.799027

>>799025
Pockets of Holding are in pretty much everything that John R. Dilworth ever did

Also, Courage himself has a particularly strong disregard for the laws of physics

 No.799028

>>799022
Not nearly as scary
>>799026
Exactly!
It was perfect

 No.799029

>>799028
I know this episode was probably one of the creepiest ones for me as a kid

 No.799030

>>799029
Maybe because you've always been afraid of sea stuff like me
Or, unlike me, afraid of women ayooooooo

 No.799031

>>799030
It's much worse
It was the mind control on Eustace of all people, who is shown to be very selfish and uncaring and mostly incapable of love or positive emotions
But that's not it
The worst part of that episode for me was always seeing Muriel crying when she doesn't know where Eustace disappeared to

 No.799032

>>799031
Oh
Well I guess you have a point then, that is very upsetting

 No.799033

>>799032
And imagining what must be going through her mind just makes it even worse.

 No.799034

>>799032
Only other time the show gets this real is the episode with the lesbian cat and rabbit

 No.799035

File: 1483412964902.png (104.73 KB, 250x252, 1483394142893.png)


 No.799036

>>799035
Exotic cats?

 No.799037

File: 1483413095125.jpg (23.57 KB, 240x299, 240px-Baby_Felpurr1.jpg)


 No.799038

>>799036
Erotic nuclear explosions

 No.799039

>>799035
>tfw slept from 18:00 to now
Fugg

 No.799040

>>799039
Sounds great tbh

 No.799041

>>799040
I'll be pausing, since I'm being asked to do a few things. Had fun?

 No.799042

>>799041
Yeah! Thanks for running man!

 No.799043

>>799034
3v3s to get the last xmas loot boxes?

 No.799044

>>799040
What am I supposed to do with all this time?!

 No.799045

>>799043
>at 4 AM
>when I'm studying
>and also can't voicechat which is crucial in 3v3
I wouldn't be opposed to it, but the circumstances aren't quite right

 No.799046

>>799045
I can't voip either.

 No.799047

Although there are nameless legions of spirits below the lowliest of imps that are never worth bothering to summon, and creatures far more terrible than the most fearsome of marids, in general, there are five main classes of demons that one is likely to encounter, summoned by a magician.
>Imps. Stupid and weak, but easy to summon en masse. They can't change their form, though most are invisible on the first plane. Some are very specialized, such as Search Spheres, that are good at one thing that makes them quite worthwhile.
>Foliots. Intelligent enough to serve as couriers and sentries, tend to have access to at least the first three planes and proficiency for shapeshifting. Smart enough for most orders and to have a rounded out personality, but still dull enough to usually be servile, though.
>Djinni. Quite varied, have the potential for very dangerous amounts of cunning and lawyering with orders. Djinn are usually quite dangerous if unprotected.
>Afrits. Beings of air and fire, usually the most powerful spirits an individual will summon, and worse in every way than a Djinn. They tend to be pretty significant threats.
>Marids. Rare to observe, you in fact may never see one. Even the weakest take two magicians to summon in tandem. This should speak to how dangerous they are. Typically used in wars.

 No.799048

>>799046
Well then we'd be here until 6 am to farm out all three
And as I said, I'm studying right now and once that's done I'll sleep

 No.799049

>>799045
>>799046
If you guys are playing, I've got three matches to go for the last box.

 No.799050

>>799047
So a run of the mill succubus is a Foliot, I assume?

Also, what do Marids look like? Are they shapeshifters too?

 No.799051


 No.799052

>>799050
True forms (on the seventh plane) tend to be quite varied for more sophisticated spirits, although for anything above an imp, changing physical form is trivial. One marid is described as 'entirely invisible, even on the seventh plane, perceivable only by the way the world warps around it'. Even djinn have quite unusual forms on the seventh, though – from tentacles to statues – and it is perhaps a blessing that the seventh is so inconvenient to view (need very specialized glasses – much easier to just command another demon to smash what you can't see if you must).

As for succubi, yes, although there are some useful imps for less elaborate pleasures.

 No.799053

>>799052
[Summon cocksock]

 No.799054

>>799052
You could just as well fuck a ham sandwhich if it doesn't know what's happening, what's the point in doing an imp?

 No.799055

>>799054
it provides warmth and suction

 No.799056

>>799054
>>799055
And you don't have to waste perfectly good ham and bread if you use an imp.

 No.799057

>>799056
>>799055
>putting your dick in demons

 No.799058

>>799055
But no response
As I said, might as well just put the ham sandwhich in the microwave then and have the same effect
Or fuck a corpse or a hole in the ground
Putting your dick in things that don't respond is just masturbation with an inconvenient tool and not sex

>>799057
>not putting your dick in demons

 No.799059

>>799054
Imp intelligence can very, although the lowliest have been described as "about as dangerous as moldy bread"

>>799057
Sylt poses a pretty good point, remember "Demons are wicked and they will hurt you if they can"

 No.799060

>>799059
It's one of the oldest laws of the universe.
You wouldn't stick it in a fire ants hill, would you?

 No.799061

>>799059
If a Djinni can take the form of a succubus that's the best though.
Since you are forcing not only a sentient, but an intelligent being under your command in a humiliating way.

 No.799062

>>799061
Meanwhile it's 7th planar tentacles are raping your butt

 No.799063

>>799061
>>799062
The trick is to trick the demon into thinking it has tricked you into doing something it wants and you don't, when the reality of things is the very opposite.

 No.799064

>>799063
Demon has higher WIS score than you, what do?

 No.799065

>>799063
The problem with Djinn, and Djann, is that they could out-lawyer the Devil himself.

 No.799066

>>799064
apply more CHA

 No.799067

>>799061
Some imps can speak, it really depends on if their physical form has a mouth. Sentry toads are a notable example.

Saying "the form of a succubus" is a bit like saying the form of a prostitute. That's more of a job than a species.

 No.799068

>>799067
Can one stack various imps to form a more coherent humanoid thing made up of bodypart-shaped imps?

 No.799069

>>799067
>implying succubus isn't a race
What have you been smoking?

 No.799070

>>799069
Not in this setting

>>799068
There may be some imp species like that, who knows? You'd have to ask a skilled magical researcher.

 No.799071

>>799070
>Dude did you ever like… summon an ass? Like.. just the ass?
>I need to know for…
>…research

 No.799072

>>799071
"I think you're confused. A donkey isn't a type of spirit, it's an actual animal, from this world. It has no magical powers."

 No.799073

>>799072
Clearly this person has not delved deep enough into the arcane side of donkeys

 No.799074

>>799073
They say Mabel has magic lips but I am suspicious about claims of 'fire' powers

 No.799075

File: 1483417629411.jpg (337.41 KB, 500x500, Mabel fire.jpg)


 No.799076

File: 1483417637672.png (3.03 MB, 1242x3240, 1459950813116.png)

Time to slip into slp.

 No.799077

>>799070
What setting?

 No.799078

>>799077
It's a setting from a book I read years ago, it was an interesting take on magic

>>799076
Night

 No.799079

File: 1483417756031.jpg (93.03 KB, 450x750, 1464186566850.jpg)


 No.799080

>>799075
>no one has drawn her presenting

It just seems so odd!

 No.799081

File: 1483417777947.png (387.8 KB, 830x1120, 1466755952199.png)


 No.799082

File: 1483417794112.jpg (43.69 KB, 794x749, Mabel Smile.jpg)


 No.799083

>>799076
>VOTING FOR TRUMP
I swear I thought this meme was older.

 No.799084

>>799083
There is a date tag at the top

 No.799085

File: 1483418326674.jpg (101.22 KB, 751x1063, Mei in Dva's suit.jpg)


 No.799086

File: 1483418461081.png (211.19 KB, 451x425, 1463468998920.png)

>Meiposting

 No.799087

File: 1483418469258.jpg (Spoiler Image, 43.54 KB, 442x750, 1483027268687.jpg)


 No.799088

File: 1483419121481.jpg (9.09 KB, 115x126, 7.jpg)

>>799086
You should Mei-ke the best of it.

 No.799089

>>799084
>it's been almost a year since Trump announced his intention to run for president
time just keeps flying by…

 No.799090

File: 1483419386392.jpg (34.11 KB, 450x646, 1473665040918.jpg)


 No.799091

>>799086
You'll be awake a bit longer, right?

 No.799092

>>799091
Hopefully not, why?
I should have gone to bed an hour ago

 No.799093

>>799092
About half done with some Mabel

 No.799094

File: 1483419664344.png (193.86 KB, 500x375, original.png)


 No.799095

>>799094
I could post the uncolored lineart if that would make you sated enough to sleep

 No.799096

>>799095
I think I'll wait for the finished product but go to sleep now

Have this for inspiration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFCl-g_P9v8

 No.799097

File: 1483420466297.png (585.19 KB, 820x800, 1287142__solo_twilight spa….png)

>>799096
Slp well

 No.799098

>>799097
>encouraging me to cuck BDN

 No.799099

>>799098
IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT! STOP

 No.799100

File: 1483420760364.jpg (9.39 KB, 250x201, 14956515_625167424311985_4….jpg)

>>799099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTUThtSUyJc

Get cucked by the rapidly changing use of words that you can't keep up with
That's how language works famalam

 No.799101

>>799100
Except if you try using that word anywhere but 4chan and derivates nobody will understand you.

 No.799102

>>799101
>tfw normies cuck me out of cucking Sylt by using cuck wrong

 No.799103

>so you want to manifest your ideal image of a person you never knew but wished you did? Just follow these simple steps
>Kill ten people in ten days and take their hearts
>Place the hearts on an altar with the holy oil
>kill yourself
>kill ten more people
>on that order
t. trustworthy demon

 No.799104

>keep cucking Mabel's colors

Ugh, so close

 No.799105

>>799104
Literally how when you have a colored reference picture

 No.799106

Anway nite I should have slept hours ago

 No.799107

>>799105
In this context, cucking means "can't decide on a shading variant", gramps

 No.799108

>>799106
good cuck, don't let the cucks cuck

 No.799109

File: 1483421136939.jpg (76.26 KB, 574x583, 1432407569061.jpg)


 No.799110

Let me just set http://kukuklok.com/ for an alarm real quick

 No.799111


 No.799112

>>799109
This reminds me of Christina memes

 No.799113

>>799109
OTR in ~12 hours?

 No.799114

>>799113
maybe sure
trying to get my last 3 arcade wins now

 No.799115

>>799114
Did you want any help with that, or are you good?

 No.799116

>>799115
if you wanna try, its mostly suffering thou

 No.799117

>>799116
Well, we can 3v3 if that's easier.
American server, right?

 No.799118


 No.799119

File: 1483421493493.jpg (79.72 KB, 789x791, DYPjkMv.jpg)

Check out this hippogriff

 No.799120

>>799118
I'll be in-menu until your game's done.

 No.799121

>>799119
majestic

 No.799122

File: 1483422345628.png (47.35 KB, 512x512, mabel.png)

>>799111
Not exactly a creative pose but I'm still a novice

 No.799123

>>799120
Wish I had the energy to join you for maymay boxes but I'm too tired after all the holiday memes

 No.799124

>>799123
I got disconnected, so it might not have been possible. Resetting my router now.

 No.799125

File: 1483425395829.gif (2.25 MB, 558x876, 1396540842524.gif)


 No.799126

File: 1483425564070.jpg (205.55 KB, 1280x640, tumblr_o9j1nyXHtu1rc69zjo4….jpg)

Good night

 No.799127

File: 1483425815831.jpeg (680.28 KB, 1000x1100, aeroplane dragon bird gir….jpeg)


 No.799128

>>799127
latias plz!

 No.799129

File: 1483429957921.gif (288.42 KB, 640x360, 1349251649973.gif)

>Amber's mom

 No.799130

>>799129
Amber pls
Plsssss

 No.799131

File: 1483430042928.jpg (128.15 KB, 1000x1121, 1386512459984.jpg)

>>799130
she keeps looking at me like this

 No.799132

>yfw Amber believes expeditions are exactly like a school dance

 No.799133

>>799132
Well, aren't they? You dress up, go out with people, engage in physical activity, and then come home.

 No.799134

>>799131
You're misinterpreting!

 No.799135

File: 1483431349980.png (197 KB, 780x780, 1402789322399.png)

>>799133
>spend months getting ready and making plans
>its never quite as fun as you think it will be

 No.799136

File: 1483431406821.png (168.8 KB, 336x379, 1347301501193.png)


 No.799137

>>799135
Dash had a lot of fun though singing about how awesome the Gala would be

>>799136
Yes, what you think is a glance of >>799131 is actually her wanting to bake some cookies!

 No.799138

>>799137
gasp!
Cookies!

 No.799139

File: 1483431633120.gif (20.99 KB, 547x426, 1432369564184.gif)

>pony yelling at me to go to sleep
Okay
I better go
goodnight

thanks for running BDN

 No.799140


 No.799141

File: 1483431923220.png (89.59 KB, 503x368, kings-of-oras.png)

>>799139
Night!

Wow, what a coincidence that that email came right after you sent one to the prof

 No.799143

File: 1483435425338.png (647.2 KB, 1168x862, You made it weird yellowqu….png)



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