No.799149
>>799148LIES
Today sucks just as much as yesterday
No.799150
>>799149There's still 14 hours left in this day, we'll see how it goes
No.799155
>>799154>OCs What
That's Fluttershy
No.799156
>>799155Yes, but that's also LMJ's OC "Titty Vixen"
No.799160
>>799146I haven't seen that one before
No.799161
>>799160Wf just made it yesterday
No.799162
>>799161So why isn't there some tiny donk on her tummy?
No.799163
>>799162Why would be there a tiny donk there?
No.799164
>>799163Because it's his fetish.
No.799165
>>799164Oooooooooooooooooooh
No.799166
>>799163Or a tiny
phoenix No.799168
>>799166Unf
And it's realistic too, after he is reborn!
No.799169
>>799156Oh would you look at that, you're right
No.799175
>sister saw that one times cover
>"Gender is not binary? What does it even mean?"
>explain it
>her face is a grimace of disbelief and amusement
Redpilled as
F U C K
No.799176
>>799175Gender is a byproduct of society though
But that isn't necessarily negative
No.799177
>>799175I can only assume my sister would react the same.
No.799178
>>799174How about you take 7 snowy dicks in your mouth
No.799180
>>799178It's super cold here too
>>799175Also what if I told you
it's binary by design No.799181
>>799176Gender is a word promoted by a 20th century mad scientist who mutilated a baby boy and had him raised as a girl, and also forced him into pseudo sex acts with his brother in hopes that it would prove you can easily manipulate someone's gender preference, but it didn't work and the boy never accepted the role, and eventually killed himself.
No.799182
>>799181Was gonna say that, but every time I say something Nopo just calls me a nazi so I'll just leave this to you
No.799184
>>799181>>799182A, that was a botched circumcision and I know about that
But it's not really a valid example because he had no ethics and also forced gender roles on people which isn't really what this whole thing is about
No.799185
>>799184>It's not valid to bring up that the guy who came up with the concept had no ethicsReally gets the old gears turning
No.799186
>>799185So are you saying the concept of masculinity and femininity did not exist until the 20th century?
Because it sounds like that is what you are suggesting
The mad boy mutilating scientist retroactively enabled the concepts of feminine beauty and masculine sttengh.
All those Renaissance paintings finally made sense
No.799187
>>799183>Non-canon appearance Shit that changes water as we know it!
No.799188
>>799186>Nopony is about to tell us the Renaissance was the birthplace of "nonbinary gender" conceptsAnd next, we'll learn that Charlemange was black! It's been the patriarchy's closest held secret.
>>799187Just wait until you read the Legends tab!
No.799189
Quite frankly I don't have any issues with trannies. It's just the genderfluid meme and the thirty million gender variants that need to die.
No.799191
>>799189The more I read into it the more it resembles a body integrity identity disorder
Though really, as long as it isn't bothering them or anyone else it's not a problem
No.799192
>>799188On today's episode of Jeopardy, What is an example for 500
But there was also chivalry and the ladies in the middle ages and et cetera. Masculine and feminine roles are as old as civilization.
Not to mention that gender caught up in the 70s and not the 50s when that guy coined it
No.799193
>>799191>Though really, as long as it isn't bothering them or anyone else it's not a problemExactly. I agree it really reads as nothing but a disorder, but as far as I can tell repressing it just leads to more suicides, so it's probably best to let them do their thing.
No.799194
>>799192Right, and in addition to the knights and ladies there were of course the genderqueers. Performed many important nonnbinary functions throughout the Middle Ages that your white overlords don't want you to know about.
Did you know the Fresh Revolution was executed entirely by Demiromantics and the printing press was actually stolen from a Twospirit in America, then passed off as a German invention?
No.799195
>>799189I do hate that too
My point is more about the fact that bois and grills can have problems because of the fact you always have to be top boi or grill and that can lead to a lot PD anxiety
No.799196
>Beatriz Overseer hasn't updated in like a month
What's going on??
No.799197
OW in 30 anyone?
No.799198
>>799197Maybe… I'm feeling a little burned out on OW after playing so much over the last 2 weeks. We'll see I guess.
No.799199
>>799194Not my point. I never said we needed all that dumb shit. I was saying gender is binary by design, and the concepts of masculinity and femininity are engineered in every era which can lead to problems
No.799201
>>799199I don't argue that the concept of gender wasn't engineered for a specific purpose, which is why it was relevant to point out that the man who engineered the modern definition was a mad scientist who you describe as having "no ethics".
To claim that the abstract concept of gender doesn't exist is pointless, it would be like an atheist claiming the concept of God doesn't exist.
No.799202
>>799200I'm shocked they still haven't fixed this, there are tons of reports about it, it's very easy to reproduce
No.799205
>>799204I don't see you contributing with that post
No.799207
>>799206Still not seeing it
No.799210
>>799209That dialogue leaves no hope in my heart this will be anything but fetish porn.
>>799207OW 3v3s with voice chat.
No.799211
>>799210You'll have to take that up with all the Disney animators of Pinocchio
No.799213
>>799212I know you were considering killing yourself if you didn't get that one
No.799217
>>799216Being is ez-mode cute, though.
Even if some of them still manage to fuck that up. No.799219
>>799217>Being is ez-mode cuteWhat did he mean by this?
No.799221
>>799219>>799220Being pony.
I forget words sometimes.
No.799222
>>799221In retribution for your glorious new microwave, you should extract microphone rights from your family
No.799225
>>799222That won't change the fact I'm set up in a hallway next to an AC unit.
No.799226
>>799225It won' t carry I'm telling yo
No.799227
>>799226The real problem is I won't be able to shittalk with you guys to my heart's content due to the fact I can be heard too easily.
Plus I'm pretty sure I've got a cold at the moment, so I doubt you guys would want to hear me hack up a lung anyway.
No.799229
>>799228I'm full of excuses.
No.799231
>>799229We don't but them.
No.799232
My knowledge of eggs is tremendously wide
No.799233
QUEST
WHEN
No.799235
>>799233If you were to run a quest what would it be about?
No.799236
>>799233Wasn't Wf going to run some kind of lewdquest?
No.799238
>>799234I’ve eaten them boiled, I’ve eaten them fried
No.799239
>>799235Probably the loneliness of some distant future city where only the robots remain.
Or the average lives of average people in the 50s.
Or some kind of modern fantasy where hobos are dragged into the occult.
I have ideas, but no execution.
>>799236It hasn't started yet!
No.799240
>>799232You around for stuff today?
No.799241
>>799240>>799239>>799238I could do some introductory stuff to get you into the world and get situated, but DM never decided on a character
No.799242
>>799240Exam tomorrow, so no.
Most non-study stuff I might get up to is finishing some cardgame dailies
No.799243
>>799241DM NEVER decides. I'd be up for it.
No.799244
>>799241Can't play today, or at least really shouldn't.
Tomorrow probably will work better
No.799245
Is the Stram crew around?
>>799242Right.
No.799246
Do we have people for anything?
No.799248
>>799246Talk to me about your character!
No.799249
>>799248I have no solid ideas, just go on without me
No.799250
>>799249What about what we talked about?
No.799251
>>799250those were just rough concepts at best
No.799252
>>799251I meant the other thing, like the organization
No.799254
>>799252I don't feel attached enough to any idea at this point so I think I'd just be dead weight.
No.799255
>>799253You pay in nectar
No.799258
>>799253They exile you by exposing you to a strong gust of wind
No.799263
>>799253"I gave them a set of wax shoes!"
No.799264
>>799253They wear black rose petals as hats
No.799265
>>799255That's obvious
>>799258"Say hi to the leaves for me"
>>799263I do not get the reference.
>>799264edgy No.799268
>>799267what
there's some new hack now?
No.799270
>>799265Concrete shoes. To make people drown.
No.799275
>>799274event ended last night
No.799276
>>799275Not really, I was doing boxes until 2 hours ago.
No.799278
>>799277Let those people have their slp! They probably were tired from partying at nye!
No.799279
>>799275>>799274It's still not over yet actually.
No.799282
>>799280>>799266Let's box on america
No.799285
>>799283Rub it '1d10'
Roll #1 6 = 6 No.799289
>>799283>>799282several resets later it updated
>>799286Hey OTR sometime soon? Recap me?
No.799291
>>799289I'd love to get it going as soon as we can, starting with a recap session for the more streamlined backstory.
Though as the current cast looks to be you, maali, sylt and nonny, we may need to reinvent the core plot since 3/4 people are not, in fact, on the run at all.
No.799293
>>799292What if poverty god
But instead of poverty god and titsigo
It was the avatar of kek and wojak
No.799295
>>799291Tell us to reinvent our back story so we are on the run?
No.799297
>>799296Good luck tomorrow
No.799299
>>799295Probably the best bet, or I will need to change the core motivation of trying to figure out who dun it with the duke's assassination.
No.799303
>>799300Where is this poen sneking off to?
No.799304
>>799299Did you contact Nonny?
>>799301Are you going to be in OTR with us?
No.799308
Having someone named Nonny brings back flashbacks of MLP AiE fanfics
No.799309
Holy shit the new Rimworld update is ridicolously large and elaborate
It was already a fun game but this mod definitely makes me consider giving out 30 shekels for it once I get my scholarship money
No.799310
>>799309Hungarian taxdollars at work
No.799311
>>799310I mean
It's 30 taxdollars
The rest of the taxdollars go to feeding the strawmen or the already rich-out-of-the-ass politician pals of the government
No.799312
Map preview is out if you like that sort of thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhVZ-QIu4jk>>799311I'm just saying I understand why you like communism so much!
No.799313
>>799312I don't like communism, I like a welfare states that provides for people when there are no jobs
Also, the Eichenwalde trailer was better
No.799314
>>799304Not today, but I should
>>799306Would you run a pun
No.799315
>>799312After my exams, we shall play that map together
No.799316
Why is tap dancing so
incredibly fucking amazing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZcbwz3N2eU No.799319
>>799318Be wary, overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
No.799325
>>799320You're probably a pro by now, don't need any help
>>799324PD is a core part of any stun team, very viable anywhere
No.799326
>>799324Lies!
>>799325>You're probably a pro by nowI thought you looked to laugh at me
No.799327
>>799326That's what I mean, now I'd have nothing to laugh about!
No.799328
>>799327I haven't even done a lvl3 quest yet, though I do have the team for it now.
I'll probably get slaughtered!
No.799329
>>799325Why would you stun them when you can just kill them?
No.799330
>>799329Never get hit, more flexibility, and also more time for healing since you can't do that between combats
>>799328Make sure to buy your blacksmith upgrades
No.799332
>>799330>stun debuffs at Champion rankYou never get hit by stacking Dodge
You only get shafted by RNG 1 out of 60 dungeons that way
Stun-stacking fails me way more often than dodge and then it's just a wasted action
No.799333
>>799332B L A S P H E M O U S V I A L
L
A
S
P
H
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M
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U
S
V
I
A
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No.799334
>>799333As I said
Killing them before you can kill them only ever failed me once in Veteran and Champion dungeons and that was not one hickup but four turns of continous garbage RNG rolls
No.799335
>>799334Hey, it's great that you've figured out one team that works. I'm just saying I can make any hero work because I understand how to build a wide variety of viable teams. That doesn't explicitly make me better than you. Not in the kind of way people say out loud, they just think it, inside.
No.799336
>>799335>Hey, it's great that you've figured out one team that worksDo you pretend to be retarded for the sake of coming off condescending or are you genuinely braindead?
I never roll with one set build of heroes, I roll with the premise of killing shit fast with crits.
I do also play comps with Vestals and everything when I feel like a dungeon requires it, I just like to build teams with abom+Hellion or leper+graverobber and etc because I just think the best defense is offense in this games, you can't outheal them but you can outdamage them
No.799340
>>799339He's got exams tomorrow.
No.799341
>>799338I mastered your mom even though she is the most aesthetically displeasing out of all of them ;)
No.799342
>>799340He's literally never gone to bed early for an exam before, his tail is firmly between his legs
No.799343
>>799341Aww, he's even got your mom jokes down! Don't worry tiger, you'll be making SICK BURNS with the best of them one day. I believe in you!
No.799344
>>799342Think about quest instead.
No.799346
>>799342>literally never gone to bed early for an examYes I did when it was in the morning?
I'm sure you're very proud of yourself.
It's all you. All the time. The world actually revolves around you and your genius.
Nobody is smart but you.
Pat yourself on the back and jerk off extra hard for your achievement today.
No.799347
>>799346And one day, you will join me in the sun as an enlightened one. One day, but not yet today. Get your beauty sleep for that big bad exam.
No.799349
>>799348My son, you are adult now. You must choose whether to sleep for morning exam, or keep getting gleefully baited into oblivion. Which will you choose?
No.799358
>>799357Out of pone pics
Better code
No.799360
[death]
No.799362
>>799361Wassap with you dog.
Why won't you quest.
No.799364
>>799362how do you want your backstory handled for OTR?
No.799365
>>799364That whole thing of getting cursed by a fucked up knife and having a demon inside was coolio. Can I keep it?
No.799366
>>799365Sure, that part is fine
No.799367
>>799366What's the problem then?
No.799369
>>799368>reddit pic>random tumblr watermarkThe Nth grade repost.
Where da big gay pic at?
No.799370
>>799367see
>>799291We need to make more of the party tied to the original assassination plot, or I need to change the core story
No.799371
>>799370Ok. That happened right as we were, indeed, on the run. Good?
No.799372
>>799371My point is, this is a little silly if Duna is the only person accused of masterminding the assassination.
No.799373
>>799372And I meant, put me too back there with duna.
No.799374
>>799369Tumblr has lots of these
Also
>Gay No.799375
>>799374Yes, the bgp.
The one from skyarr.
No.799376
>>799373What was your job at the court?
No.799378
>>799376>>799377Without memes this time.
Stable boy.
No.799381
>>799380>he was thinking>he hasn't even startedHOW
No.799383
>>799381Well you're not going to believe this but
I forgot my computer power cable back at my dad's house
No.799384
>>799383No, I totally believe it. You being you and all.
>>799382How does this not smell of conspiracy a mile away?
No.799385
>>799384It probably does, but you are the only leads.
No.799387
>>799386NPCs I can make and throw away as I feel inspired, shaping events and worlds around me, weaving a harmonious tapestry of countless strands of fate.
With characters I'm stuck as a pawn in a world I have no true power over.
No.799388
>>799387If you think that players can't or shouldn't be able to change the story, you're playing tabletop wrong. I may need to move to my desktop JUST to get a reaction image for this.
In my quests, I've always striven to create an open world that players can change or travel in as they see fit, developing a story on the fly in response to their actions. That is the soul of
collaborative storytelling. And my favorite quests do the same. Like for instance, one of my favorites was Knight's Pirate Hunters. In my very first session, as a smith, I saved a ship from sinking that he planned to be destroyed.
No.799389
>>799384R-rude…
>>799385There is much a vampire and a goatperson can do together
No.799390
So I'm watching Boko no Pico Hero Little Witch Academia, because everyone else said to.
I thought the last line of the second episode was bretty gud
By the way, I forgot to mention, this is the story of how I became the greatest hero
No.799391
>>799390>So I'm watching Boko no Pico Hero Little Witch Academia, because everyone else said to.We were planning on stramming that!
Little Witch Academia too.
No.799392
>>799391Should I wait, and watch it with you? I've only watched the first 2
No.799393
>>799392Up to you. We're close to finishing another series, but if you don't want to wait for us that's fine.
No.799394
I need to find some good snow!
Pat, pat, pat!
I've got my snowball!
Come on out! I'll fiiind you!
It's only physics!
No.799399
>>799398Meta, they'll probably fix it tho
No.799401
>>799400"I stopped making resolutions a long time ago." - Soldier 76, on New Year's Resolutions
No.799402
>>799401How wise
Resolutions really almost never work out unless you're really really dedicated, and even then things can happen
Like you can die or something
No.799403
>>799385What job does witchy rogue have? maid or something?
No.799404
>>799402>like you can die or something dark as fuck
No.799405
>>799403That was Nopo's Drakin job, you're too late
Maybe she could be an alchemist ooo
No.799406
>>799405>tooWho else was an alchemist?
A castle usually has just one medicine person.
Maybe she was like an apprentice to him.
No.799407
>>799404It's not dark it's just true
I mean in the span of a year, you won't be lacking in opportunities to die
Can you imagine the amount of people who made new years resolutions and didn't finish them because they never managed to the end of the year?
No.799408
>>799406No no I didn't say too, I said ooo
Like 'ooooooOooOOOOoOOOoooo'
Like a long ghost wail
No.799410
>>799408Man, I don't want to take the alchemist class, like really I don't.
Its not even been tested in vanilla combat, is still wonky in wf combat too.
If I can be the alchemists' assistant/lacky/apprentice I don't need to pick up anything from the class
No.799411
>>799403A maid is fine by me.
Or some kind of court mage type.
ALL OTR FOLKSNew sheet format is like this
http://pastebin.com/K8dmB6p4 No.799412
>>799409Okay okay, I'll lighten up, sorry
My resolution for this year is uh
Make some animations, at least get started on it
No.799413
>>799410Oh don't worry, we're not doing s10, so hopefully we'll avoid that stress
No.799415
>>799413>>799411what are we using then?
No.799416
>>799411Wait, how do I make a vampire in that system?
No.799417
>>799416You get bit by an existing one, I'd assume.
No.799418
>>799417That's not what I meant.
No.799420
>>799419I will make sure they don't see me play it. For other reasons as well.
No.799421
>>799415I don't understand it yet. Some kind of freeform with no combat?
Personally I was hoping for a proper system but oh well
No.799423
>>799421what's it called you gay deer
No.799424
>>799423I don't know! I'm just a player like you. DM is the one with the answers gosh!
Unless you're talking about which system I was hoping for, then I don't know, maybe something with a Smithing system?
No.799425
>>799424>I don't knowThen stop acting like you know what it is!
>smithing systemwhat the balls is that? I haven't heard of something called "smithing system"
No.799426
>>799425I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to act like I knew what it was
>I haven't heard of something called "smithing system"Oh.. I thought that existed in some game rules or something
Oops
No.799427
>>799426Okay
Sorry I'm a little upset.
I think what you want is a "crafting system" which would imply many items
No.799428
>>799422
I don't need to, I'm cribbing this setting out of a book!
No.799431
>>799429
He actually posted all about that yesterday!
No.799432
>>799427Yes yes yes, that might be it.I didn't word myself properly
I just wanted to make cool equips for the party n'such, like a gem ring of +1 accounting or enchanted heart boxers of +2 boxing
And I'm sorry u upset. it's pretty late so I'll sleepy now
No.799433
>>799429>>799431Yes. And as it says in the books, "Knowing where you fit in this hierarchy is vitally important to staying alive as a demon or a magician. A djinn needs to treat other djinns and anything above its rank with a certain degree of courtesy, but foliots and imps get the short shrift!
No.799434
>>799414It replaces all your skills
>>799416You fluff it
>>799415>>799421It's a freeform non-system so I can see what happens if I try that.
If you all hate it I will call this off now and return to the drawing board.
No.799435
>>799432Its not really your fault.
Something like that means that equipment and enchantments already exist, so like DND or something would be best.
No.799436
>>799434Okay. Please help me fluff it.
No.799437
>>799431>>799433YES
Perfect, so what rank is an imp summoned by '1d20+7'
Roll #1 3 + 7 = 10 No.799438
>>799411Do we have a set time?
No.799439
>>799437Imps are lowest rank and hardly sentient.
No.799440
>>799434I don't hate anything! I just don't know what it is.
Do I just pick three things I am good at or?
No.799441
>>799440DM approved my sheet when I asked him. I just ended up cutting down the sheet to basic stuff.
http://pastebin.com/K8dmB6p4 No.799442
>>799438I was hoping to do it around 5pm GMT
>>799440Yes, pick three things to be good at. They can be rather general or more specific, whatever works.
>>799436Give me a bit
No.799443
>>799439[cackling of approval]
No.799444
>>799439>>799437Well, there are some rather specialized imps that have a bit more of a personality, but yes, generally the handy thing about imps is that they don't do a whole lot of thinking. You really want a demon that can think for itself?
After all, the more it can improvise for the mission, the more it can twist your words and commands. Demons are wicked and they will hurt you when they can.
No.799447
>5am
>hungry AF
>still haven't slept
>whole family under
>guests coming over in 6 hours
I
HAVE MADE
BIG DECISIONS
No.799448
>>799445
Even a mid-ranking magician can summon enough imps to fill a room wall to wall. This means a respectable magician could summon enough Search Spheres to comb most of a city.
Of course, if you want to make war, usually quality wins over quantity. A sturdy afrit might serve you better.
No.799449
>>7994476 hours is plenty of time to slp!
No.799450
>>799449NO
I NEED SUBSTINENCE
FOOD
No.799451
>>799447olive oil and bread snack?
No.799452
>>799448No dad! I want to surround the castle walls with demons
No.799453
>>799450This quest isn't appropriate for Morrigans!
>>799450Ramen
No.799455
>>799454
The quest these rules are for is 2lewd for pure zonks-who-think-they're-ponies
No.799457
>>799456
Well without Andypunk running anymore, a new quest had to rise
No.799460
>>799459
>Being a nest for a seapony
This sounds extremely painful!!
No.799462
>>799451>>799461I have food. I just don't want to eat it.
No.799464
>>799462You're thinking very dumbly because you're hungry.
eat a quiet food so you don't wake anyone, crackers even
No.799465
>>799464[despair intensifies]
No.799467
>>799463
Anyway, it's not ponoes setting so I don't think there's much risk of running into seapones. Nor sirens, really!
This is actually a really cool non-lewd setting, I've been wanting to run something in it since before I came to the sub. Rereading the book now, and it holds up.
No.799469
>>799468
Nah, we're running it on Roll20
No.799471
>>799470
Wow
No.799473
>>799472Which book is this?
No.799474
>>799473The Bartimaeus Trilogy. It's really good, I'm rereading it now to familiarize myself with the setting. The first one is The Amulet of Samarkand.
No.799475
Anyway
I guess I have to remember what was most important about my witchy character.
its been quite a while since I played her..
No.799476
>>799474Heard of it, think I read some of it a while ago but don't remember anything besides having the name of the genie to control it.
No.799477
>>799475Reinvent as much as you want/need to, really.
No.799478
>>799476It's set in a world where magicians control the government and they derive all their power from spirits, which come in various forms
No.799480
>>799478Cool, sounds like something good to have a game set in. What's this about the demon summoning that's not lewd?
No.799481
If anyone wants to discuss OTR setup stuff, ask here or on steam now before I slp
No.799482
>>799480Well the books are genre fiction safe for kids, so there's nothing lewd about it. I mean, you
are enslaving shapeshifters to your will so one could imagine how a PC could use it for lewd purposes, but the rules themselves aren't lewd.
No.799483
>>799481I'm too SLP to do that now. Goodnight
No.799484
>>799482Sure, there's nothing inherently lewd with that.
No.799485
>>799483Tactical nap, soldier
No.799486
>>799479>>799475Hey, memes aside, Andypunk fucking when?
There's a reason almost my entire playbase overlaps with Andypunk playerbase! We're bored!
No.799492
>>799491
Don't?
No.799493
>>799491
It's not my business or my life. I can't tell you what to do. But it hurts to see you waste away and not tell her that she's hurting you.
No.799499
>>799498I cannot wait until the feeble shell of flesh can be replaced with a cybernetic chassis. Exercise sucks.
No.799500
>>799499NEET tip: you can skip exercise AND save time on eating if you only eat once a day
No.799502
>>799500But I'm 2fat to subsist on one meal a day.
No.799504
>>799502Subsisting on one meal will burn some of the fat
>>799503It's only fair to offer to let you join the quest, if you want. But you've been warned, I have an actual plot planned too, it's not exactly CoC
No.799505
>>799502Or eat multiple, smaller meals, more efficient.
No.799507
>>799506I've tentatively named it The Talisman of Timbuktu. It's set in Late Victorian England in a sort of alternate history based on a book, where magicians are the ruling class. They rule through subjugation of demon slaves.
It's a good setting for some hedonism.
No.799508
>>799507Ok.
Well, I'm off to the Tank Museum to see the meme tank.
No.799512
>>799510I'd mons for you, but home internet is down
No.799513
>>799511Come on, I'm sure someone has something cooked up. What about DM?
>>799512Don't fret. How far are we from getting to the meat of the story you wanted to tell?
No.799514
>>799513When 2/3 of the region is explored and people get full trained teams, we can really get into things.
No.799515
>Think about going to bed
>Buy Afterbirth+ and complete two runs instead
No.799516
>>799514I still can't think of a 6th 'Mon that would fill all of my requirements.
No.799517
>>799515Think of how to use the bosses in OTR.
No.799519
In the five minutes my door was open, my dogs managed to pee AND poop on my bed.
>>799518I'll look them up.
No.799520
>Ninetales
>Ice and Fairy
That's one corrupted website. I'll send them an email to clear that up, since everyone knows Ninetales is a Fire type.
No.799521
>>799520The professor told you that information is still confidential! Leaks can ruin so much.
No.799522
Warriors of the night assemble!
No.799527
>>799525[tanking internally]
No.799529
>>799528Would you drive your tank into the Russian steppes?
No.799530
I fucking overslept
No.799532
>>799530For your exam? Good job.
No.799534
>>799532>>799533>exam at ten>10:06 my roomie asks "Aren't you supposed to be writing an exam right now?"Granted I was only late 15minutes because I ran and all, but I was thirsty all the way and had no coffee which made focusing hard
No.799536
Man Oasis music is so goddamn good.
No.799538
>>799537I once overslept an exam, but aced it during the summer.
Still sucked.
No.799539
>>799536Link?
>>799535It could have for sure
>>799537>>799538I'd rather not miss exams because that costs money
No.799540
Oasis is a pretty cool map
No.799541
>>799539https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpkjE9YMykUParts of it on the preview. Sounds very James Bond-like.
No.799543
>>799541Oh, I thought there was additional music aside from the preview
No.799544
>>799540>>799543Want to go give the Oasis Brawl a try?
No.799545
>>799544Sure, just did two rounds
>>799542Is that what the weird white stuff is called?
No.799546
>>799544Sure, give me 5 to make coffee
No.799548
>>799534And here I was ready to meme on you for oversleeping.
No.799550
Is it just me or is the Elf campaign in Total Warhammer horrendously unbalanced?
No.799551
>>799549I took this picture just for you since you love snow and cold
>>799542 No.799552
>>799548I mean, if it wasn't for my roomie I may have just slept through the whole thing
No.799553
>>799551Is that the place where you study?
No.799556
>>799555That mare…
That look…
No.799557
>>799556Wait… You're that ninja
No.799558
>>799557Wait a minute that card…
No.799561
>>799560>people like Lucio will stop being hooked above meGood
>you can no longer do the momentum-hookBad
This kills the 3v3
No.799562
>>799561This kills the one start in 3v3. And people won't be hooked above walls any more.
No.799563
>>799562Yeah
But it also means that you can't hook Genji since he just dashes away, or you can't hook a sprinting/jumping soldier mid-air, because while you hit the hook by the time he is about to be pulled the LoS will break
I feel like this will just make things worse for Roadhog so that people can stop bitching because they don't play him and don't understand how he works
No.799564
>>799563Roadhog is one of the top three heroes in the game anyway, this won't hurt him that much.
No.799565
>>799563But if they just nerf Ana and D.Va now, the three tank meta might finally die.
No.799566
>>799565Ana is the only need needed. Her grenade specifically.
No.799567
>>799566D.Va needs a nerf anyway.
No.799569
>>799567The problem with D.va is that the traditional tankbuster reaper has a hard time against her
>>799566I long for the day
>>799564B-But muh main
No.799570
>>799568Have you put some lemon and/or honey with the tea?
No.799571
>>799569It's sad that Symmetra is a better D.Va buster than Reaper now.
No.799572
>>799569>>>mainGayer than a healslut.
No.799573
>>799571Symmetra was always a better D.vabuster though, since
>beamsThe other problem is Dva eats the ult of Reaper
>>799572Most played at least, you know I don't actually main anything
No.799574
>>799570Of course.
My main worry is that the honey will congeal on the bottom as it cools, though.
But it's almost cool enough now, so that's one 1st-world problem resolved.
No.799575
>>799573Yes, but Sym was ever used before so that was irrelevant. Now that she's viable, it's just sad.
No.799576
>>799574You be safe now
I think what you really need to deal with this sickness is quest
No.799577
>>799576But where would I find one of those??
Surely not here.
No.799578
>>799575I mean, people just bitch about Symmetra because "Waaa she is in every game now" but not really, and also, this just means she is a viable support now.
Symm really doesn't bother me that much.
No.799579
>>799578Her microwave range could use a nerf. 6 meters instead of 7.
No.799580
>>799579And then she is unable to score kills ever again, just like before
No.799581
>>799580>unable to score kills ever again, just like beforeNigga please.
No.799582
>>799577Well I've been having these crazy weird urges to to run one lately
But I always have to stop myself, it's likely to always end badly
No.799583
>>799581I had 17 hours on her, if you had no turret support (so you weren't on the point) you couldn't kill anyone unless they got caught with their pants down since they could just run away and you'd just see your beam slowly trying to attach to them and failing
No.799584
>>799583That's why she's still a support class. A 1 meter decrease is still a buff compared to her old self anyway.
No.799586
>>799585>Zenyatta the longrange ball-to-the-face master>unable to obtain killsI get the point you're trying to make, but Zenyatta's not the best example to bring up.
No.799587
>>799585Kills aren't unobtainable. There's a middle ground between making her a pseudo-reaper and completely neutering her. She can easily get kills if she takes advantage of her kit rather than just her microwave.
Ana is going to get nerfed anyway, so that's a terrible example to use.
Not that any of this matters since Sym is more than likely going to get nerfed eventually no matter what.
No.799588
>>799586https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm>>799587Her damage is buildup, plenty of characters get plenty of chances of killing her already if you can't get the drop on them!
No.799590
>>799588>plenty of characters get plenty of chances of killing her already if you can't get the drop on them!I've seen plenty of evidence otherwise.
No.799591
>>799590Because you play support
No.799592
>>799590I know I have mixed results with her. Mostly if she can't get her turrets set up in time, she's a fairly easy target. Especially if she's by herself.
No.799593
>>799590That's just because you play at an ELO where people can't aim.
No.799594
>>799591From my team. Not from myself. That includes you guys.
No.799595
>>799593Nigger you don't even play Comp anymore.
No.799596
>>799593Sylt, I'm sorry to say but your grenadier in XCOM died due to concentrated efforts of Advent commandos and a SPARK during a blacksite operation. You gave a good accounting of yourself, however.
Groves panicked when you went down, and managed to kill one of the people who shot you. No.799597
>>799595Elo/mmr applies to qp too.
What do i have to dowith this, seeing as how I'm entirely out of the game for the current month?
No.799598
>>799596Time to roll a Pumpkin.
No.799599
>>799597I'm just saying, we're both in the same MMR. And it's really not ELO levels of bad.
No.799600
>>799599I don't think we are. After all you guys always whine about how you start losing when I join.
No.799601
>>799600At the end of the day you're the one who cares the most out of all us about losing matches.
Maybe, just maybe, that's the problem that outs itself when we play.
No.799602
>>799601All I'm saying is, I'd you win with ease without me and then start struggling once I join perhaps I'm increasing the group MMR so much you guys become outmatched.
No.799604
>>799598You don't get to bring friends
>>799601>>799600We lost on Oasis pretty bad once today and we weren't really salty about it
No.799605
>>799602Or maybe, just maybe Someone nagging at you for everything you do is not healthy
And we win plenty with you too
No.799606
>>799604Eh I'm not a person who enjoys not even trying, probably won't be playing with you guys for a while.
No.799608
>>799606You should join the Americans. We frequented Competitive.
No.799609
Its too cold for this shit
No.799610
>>799608I have too high a ping on the American servers…
No.799611
>>799606I mean
I can try if we comp, but you never say let's do comp
But in QP when we are a 5stack, why not just have
fun>>799609Get a warm tea going
No.799612
>>799611Fun is a foreign concept to Italians. And people who play competitive E-Sports.
No.799614
>>799611I can't do comp when streaming from another PC via a fake LAN and steam.
And I dunno man, not even trying to fight and coordinate is not fun to me.
No.799615
>>799614Not when you are like that, dum-dum
Also, you're mostly thinking of that one bad game in King's Row, and yes, that was a bad game. I won't argue that.
But we do group up and move as units most of the time. That's hardly 'not even trying.'
No.799618
>>799615Doing dumb shit, not communicating, not waiting for ult combos, not managing to get a mercy after we kill the whole team and she has no ress, thinking that a Zen ult to counter soldier ult is a bad move and then keep your shield up for it to be bashed while you are immortal effectively giving the enemy a free ticket to kill you instead of neatly surviving thanks to your intact shied once ult was over.
All of that is dumb and your inability to take criticism is infuriating.
No.799619
>>799618I told you, it was a bad game.
You are still objectively wrong on the soldier ult though.
And if you'd rather play with pubs that is fine, but we still communicate and call out more than nothing and have a positive winrate
No.799620
>>799619Explain why I am wrong.
No.799621
>>799618>thinking that a Zen ult to counter soldier ult is a bad move and then keep your shield up for it to be bashed while you are immortal effectively giving the enemy a free ticket to kill you instead of neatly surviving thanks to your intact shied once ult was over.Yes, clearly two people should take on the entire enemy team on their own instead of holding back and regrouping with respawning allies for a proper push with said Zen ult.
You complete dolt.
No.799623
OTR in like 45 mins if we have everyone
No.799624
>>799619>>799620>>799609Wanna play Monaco later? After I get back from the Dentist
No.799625
>>799620That one soldier ult
I always use Zen or Lucio ults on Soldier ults
>>799624Monaco?
I've never played it
No.799627
>>799625You own it but haven't played
No.799628
>>799621Allies were all alive.
Soldier ults -> I counter ult -> mei walls payload off and locks you out.
At this point you could have survived easily by dropping shield, keeping the enemies at bay, survive with my ult, and once that was over pulling shied up an backing onto the now un-walled payload with the rest of the team.
Instead you kept shield up while transcendence was on, losing shield for nothing.
No.799629
>>799625And I did use my Zen ult? I don't get your point.
No.799630
>>799628>Allies were all alive.No they weren't.
But whatever, water under the bridge. At least we don't have to play together anymore.
No.799632
>>799630It was a bad play on your part mate. And denying it is exactly why you don't even try.
No.799633
>>799627>>799631I know what game it is and that I have it, I just never played it
No.799635
>>799632It was a misplay on your part. Should have let my shield tank the soldier ult and kept the ult for the actual push with the full team instead of trying to make me Rambo it on my own.
No.799636
>>799635No, because the team was too spread to get to cover behind your shield. And I with them, would have died to soldier ult. Zen to counter soldier is a classic strategy, you were just too blind to see what was happening behind you.
No.799637
>>799636The team was not with us at the time. Stop making shit up. If they had been, why didn't you yell at them to charge as well huh? It was you and me, with a shield covering both of us. I was backing out to regroup, then you popped the ult you should have saved for a push. A rein shield is capable of tanking a soldier ult, so it was a waste.
No.799638
>>799637I see you clearly don't remember or didn't understand what happened in the first place.
Payload had just turned the corner. Team was on payload. I was by the boxes near the 250hp healthpack house.
Soldier ults.
I counter ult since team was all over the place at low hp and I would have died too.
Mei at this point walls you, and only you, off from the payload. Everyone else was now safe behind the wall or corner and you were cut off.
You kept shield up through Transcendance, which heals 300 hp/s and would have comfortably carried you alive without shield, only for it to be depleted by the time shield went down.
I yelled at you because you shouldn't have kept shield up while effectively immortal, no matter the reason transcendance had been used. I was on top of you, too.
No.799640
>>799639There are no quests.
No.799642
>>799641Breez is dead too.
No.799643
>>799642Might as well end it all
No.799646
>>799638You're making shit up m8. The team wasn't with us, hence why I started backing out. Then you start ulting and flip your shit at me for doing the right thing?
One of us misplayed here, but I wasn't about to flip my shit at you for wasting your ult, yet you seem physically incapable of not nagging at people whenever a less than optimal situation presents itself. That's why I left, because it drains the fun out of the game for the team and ruins the atmosphere. And just having fun without constantly having to tryhard is why most of us play OW for fuck sakes.
No.799648
>>799646Wish I had shadowplay on. I remember perfectly what happened, you are just bad at rein. You have always been. After 50 hours at least you were mediocre, but you still keep doing dumb plays like that not even understanding what's going on around you, and refuse any help. There's no such thing as try harding, if you don't feel like playing the game and just want to cruise control don't play.
>>799647You still didn't explain how am I supposed to fluff the time stopping vampire in simple 6.
No.799649
>>799648Well, lesson learned, we can just not play with you and enjoy the game.
Simple as that.
No.799651
>>799648The easy solution would be to make it some form of pseudo-skill, allowing you to roll for your time stop when applicable.
No.799652
>>799648Yes yes, me ooga team booga. I understand.
Curious how we still end up in the same MMR/rank though.
No.799653
>>799652We really don't though.
No.799654
Since no one seems interested in Monaco, maybe I can get started with Timbuktu today? Or at least, a sort of intro session.
No.799655
>>799653You have 0.7% more winrate than Groves
No.799656
>>799653If I recall, we're both in Plat.
No.799657
>>799655>>799656We will see once I place season 3.
No.799658
>>799653>>799657He does have 8.8% more in comp though…
No.799660
>>799655>Timbuktu Hahaha what?
No.799662
>I have a 20% winrate in Comp this season
I guess I'm the worst player on the sub then
No.799663
>>799662Have you done all your placements yet? I've been doing pretty well this season.
No.799664
>>799663Not yet
I've had a horrible losing streak because people refuse to get on teamchat or pick things other than hanzo
No.799666
>>799664I had an amazing Attack Hanzo on my team the other day.
I commended him. No.799668
>>799667I think he had like 79% kill participation and got a POTG for saving the point without having to use up his ult. Also he communicated a lot which was helpful.
A rare shiny Hanzo must be recognized.
No.799670
>>799659>>799665I wound up with the meme team.
Genji and Widowmaker on attack that never switched.
Reinhardt that always rushed in.
Soldier who couldn't shoot straight.
And me as Mercy, trying to keep this field trip alive.
No.799671
So do we have runners or has salt overtaken all hopes of starting today?
No.799672
>>799670I wish I still had that screencap of the suicide squad that was assigned to me in one match.
Widow, Tracer, Sombra, Hanzo, Genji and myself as Lucio. Silent as graves. Didn't switch into anything even once during both rounds.
No.799673
>>799671I still have no idea how to make a sheet.
No.799674
>>799673what part of it confounds you?
How to make the time stop thing?
No.799675
>>799674And the vampire thing.
No.799677
>>799674I mean the vampire aspect of it more than anything. Sucking blood, superhuman abilities, sun and garlic and fire as drawbacks, all of it. I don't know how to implement that.
No.799679
>>799675>>799677Give yourself like +2 to strength based actions if you want supernatural strength
Replace one of your +2s with "can stop time temporatily"
RP the major weaknesses and leave a note in the sheet that they exist
No.799680
>>799679Link me a sheet template.
No.799682
>>799671Still pondering on my sheet sorta
I was thinking of having +2 Smithing, +2 brawl or actions that need brute force… And I don't know what more
No.799686
>>799682>>799683If we all join hands and sing a song
Then our prayers will reach the sky
And maybe Zeus or Thor
Will smite that whore
What a piece of ass
Oh Maali
No.799688
Who wants to farm some Oasis boxes?
No.799689
>>799688>Dentist in 30mMaybe after
No.799690
also reminder this
>>799284 No.799691
>>799687Duna's quite a slut
Other people's work has made her rich
She hired some male prostitutes
Dressed them up in three piece suits
Her faithful team of lawyers
She made the internet her bitch
No.799694
>>799691Wf what the heck are you talking about?
Are you drunk?
No.799695
Ok i got a raid in an hour so there isn't much time left to OTR with at this pace.
No.799696
>>799619>and have a positive winrateI guess I'm just the shitter then, because I'm certain there are more losses than wins lately
No.799698
>>799697Still missing Sylt and Maali's things
Though I can always just skip the raid if we get everythign together
No.799699
>>799698>2 players missing sheetsgo to your raid they won't be ready in time.
No.799700
>>799698>>799699I'll it done in a minute
Since Sylt will be having the inhuman strength, I was thinking of going +2 Smithing, +2 stamina and uh
Crafting? Engineering?
Shit I don't know
Duna's whole thing is Smithing!
No.799701
>>799694Google this exactly
"Ebaums world dot com lemon demon"
No.799702
>>799700Well I think sylt got taken by his family.
Smithing.. what about..
"Can craft useful items out of metal"
No.799703
>>799700Or uh
+2 to crafting rolls with the smithing hammer
No.799704
>>799696Only Sylt has a positive winrate, relax
No.799706
>>799701For some reason I can't watch videos on my phone
>>799702>>799703Yeah Yeah I already got that up
What I picked for her was pretty much that
-2+ to Smithing (armor/weapons of metal)
-2+ stamina
-2+______(???)
I think you might have misread something in my post
Or I typed something wrong…
No.799707
>>799706Okay
I see what you're asking
+2 hand to hand combat
because of how good she was at wrestling
No.799708
>>799707Hmnmmaybe could work, but she used a bigger, non Smithing hammer to fight…
No.799710
>>799709That's the thing, I don't know what to pick
Well you know what, I'll stick with wrestling, sure
No.799711
>>799710I mean
what are you even gonna be rolling for?
Maybe she's extra good at climbing or something
No.799712
>>799711Well with Smithing she could make cool equips for the party
With stamina she could run, carry and all those stuffs (she was raised in a farm)
And with wrestling… I guess holding people down and overpowering larger enemies?
Anywho, here is the sheet I whipped up
http://pastebin.com/yBcwr5R4 No.799713
Also again, we seem to be missing Nonny
No.799718
>>799716They know what they're here for
No.799722
>>799721Thought about otr?
No.799723
>>799722Didn't really have the time or willpower or creativity necessary yet
No.799724
>>799723We'll help
Are you gonna stay with Drakin maid or interested in a different character?
No.799725
>/tv/ is a strange and mysterious place
No.799726
>>799724Probably something else
No.799727
[depression intensifies]
No.799728
>>799726Well what you have in mind?
You know what the rest of the party will be right?
No.799730
>>799728There's a party?!
No.799731
>>799729Andy will be witchy Witch
Sylt is campy vamp
Nonny is janitor Drakin dude
And I'm Capra the Smith
No.799733
>>799732Yessir
So we have two humans, one Drakin and a capra
Let's start with which race you wanna pick
No.799734
>>799732backstory changes so we all worked at that castle
No.799738
>>799734But aren't these the same characters?
No.799739
>>799738Yes.
But now they all were at the castle and were accused of the same murder
No.799740
>>799739A blank slate or do the characters know each other from the rest of the quest?
No.799741
I wanna restart Dark Souls III and play it through. I wonder what kind of a character to make.
No.799742
>>799741Physically weak magic user. Only daggers and bucklers allowed, maybe the cheapest cross bow.
No.799743
>>799742I was looking at playing something I'd actually enjoy though!
No.799744
>>799743You'll have to play the game instead of hiding behind a big shield.
The experience will be fun.
No.799746
>>799740Well I think we were all supposed to be working together in the same place, so probably the same relationship workers have
No.799747
>>799740I'm not sure how much he's dropping, I think the dragon clan thing is dropped thou
No.799748
cat
No.799762
>>799760Exams.
But I'll be back.
That said we could use more runners
No.799763
>running Bzzz
>prepping for Vampire
>now kinda wanna run a D&D adventure
I went too far in a few places.
But maybe I can reduce the effects.
No.799764
>>799759doges are cute
>>799758>cat encounters breezy building No.799765
>>799761But Nopo is always busy tired and uninspired, that is usual
>>799762I eagerly await your return to deliver us from these quest-less times
It kinda sucks that the settings of your quests don't interest me. I'm sorry
But then who among us could run in your absence, Sionne?
No.799767
>>799766I love very classic adventure stuff
Things like a party (that has a good harmony) of all kinds of peeps traveling a world of fantasy, meeting different cultures from the simplest desert tribe to the biggest city state of the world, slaying monsters, solving problems of people and all that good stuff
A good old dungeon crawl style is also pretty neat too. The party going deeper and deeper, uncovering secrets and traps and enemies until finally getting to the end boss and having their rewards
In a nutshell, stuff like your MH quest or even Breezies! From the little glances I saw of it, it sounds like a quest for me
Only reason I didn't join was because I
don't really like breezies or the idea of playing as one No.799769
>>799768Yesss
Do tell me when you do, I'll be waiting
No.799770
>>799768Do you get to carry around giant bagpipes that you can beat the shit out of people with before laying a sick beat
down on them?
No.799773
Dedder
No.799775
>>799761Fuck me and my mum then I guess
I told DM that he doesn't have to wait for me
No.799776
>>799775Its just the same reason everyone has fam
that's why "there's no quest"
No.799777
>>799775Talk to me about your character then, for Timbuktu
No.799778
>>799776Guess I am the source of all the misery and strife in the world again, how dare I
I guess I just won't play, four is more than enough
>>799777What do you want to know?
No.799779
>>799778We were talking about job stuff, remember?
No.799780
I've been starting to think about running a game using the 5th edition system and roll20 to host the game. Though when I think of something and what others might like then I'll just find people both here and the other group I play games with.
No.799781
>>799779Yeah, but I didn't have anything in the few short hours since
No.799782
>thinking about bzzzz mapsI hope I can zoom in ridiculously on roll 20. Would be fun to have a fight with apples as cover or something.
>>799780I'd be interested, depending on what you want to do.
No.799783
>>799782You can, or just zoom out the background
No.799784
>>799783Ever played dnd 5e?
No.799788
>>799778Nah you're just the best at putting things in words
No.799789
>>799787What's the main differences between it and PF in your opinion?
Thinking about
successor to MH No.799790
>>799788Learned from the best
No.799792
>>799789Anyone can pick it up and play viably in 5 minutes
The most dangerous level is 1
The campaign is tutorial mode until level 3, most games just start min 3
No.799793
>>799792That's good to know.
Maybe I'll run one since I really want to do a forgotten realms game out of nostalgia.
No.799794
>>799793But then everyone's gonna roll a dual-wielding drow ranger with some variety of planar animal companion.
No.799796
>>799793Most of the classes get to choose their specialty at level 3, although some of them are sadly trash like the avatar monk
No.799797
>>799782I like high fantasy but I've recently got an itch for a normal 5th edition game that starts the first few levels in a town with some fairly normal quests before sending them out on a more longer chain of quests that leads them to more of a real adventure.
But I've also had the itch to give players a bizarre style game.
example:
there are rumors of a jester wandering the streets at night while scaring the shit out of people, at first he was harmless but he quickly began to grow more violent with his scares by doing actual physical harm to people. Now workers aren't able to work in the sewers without being terrified or viciously attacked by the jester, so a group of mercenaries (players) have the job of running him out of town or killing him. No.799798
>>799796But Wf surely people will just make their characters for fun and not minmax!
No.799799
>>799795It was joke about the plethora of purple-eyed "not like the other drow" drow ranger characters that always seem to pop up in the Forgotten Realms setting.
Though I'm sure you knew that.
No.799800
>>7997985e isn't a very minmaxy platform (some of the feats are absurdly strong though and you may choose to disallow people to use the human optional rule of getting a feat at level 1)
No.799801
>>799799I-it's not like I was gonna run some DMPC drow to help the pc's baka
No.799802
>>799797Huh, that's a nice plot hook.
No.799806
Slp
No.799807
>>799805Polearms are objectively the best possible melee weapon though.
No.799808
>>799807Just be prepared for everyone to have to roll an extra 1d4 every turn
No.799809
>>799808>extra rollsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>799806Night
No.799810
>>799793Tell me about forgotten realms
No.799811
This shit gets more real and dark every ep
No.799812
>>799810It's the most famous DnD setting.
Most DnD vidya take place in it.
NWN was one of the first RPG's I ever played. Might be the first, or that might be Morrowind, I'm not sure.
No.799813
>>799812Oh Neverwinter nights? A friend of mine got me a game of it
How about the setting? How is it?
No.799814
>>799813It's a big setting.
No.799815
>>799793>>799812Can I be a filthy dwarf wizard that makes an oil slick using pocket butter?
No.799818
>>799817Do you feel in charge?
No.799820
>more Ayy2
>play Armello and get stomped on and maybe get the winter dice before the even ends
>play some Left4Hulk and shoot some nids
Decisions, decisions.
'1d3'
Roll #1 3 = 3
No.799823
>>799821>>799821Here's part of the map.
Though you'll have to look on the internet on your own if you want to know more about the setting, it's not exactly hard to find.
>>799822Shit happens
No.799824
>>799823Second time in four years I actually fail something
And I'd try aagain and pass
If I was home for the other exams
No.799825
How in the hell do I play the Elf campaign? I've got seven full stacks of Beastmen running into my territory on turn 17.
No.799826
>>799822>>799824Two failures every four years is better than most
>>799823>3600x2329W-woah
No.799827
>>799826That's a part of the setting, more famous part tho.
No.799829
>>799828>posting amputee dogsfuck that's dark maali, even for you
No.799830
>>799829>Amputee dog That one is just lame Wf
No.799831
>>799830Wow.
That joke really had no legs.
No.799832
>>799831Going to try to get enough character details out of Groves and Nopony tomorrow so that we will be able to start
No.799833
>>799832Squeeze them hard.
No.799834
>>799833I was thinking as I posted that, "although with Nopo, it's like squeezing a stone and hoping for water"
No.799835
Stopped by a Toys R Us just now
Everything is the same as 20 years ago
Power Rangers movie toys look like ugly
No.799839
>>799838Are they better than you?
No.799841
>>799840>Ms PacmanEwww, that's a girl's game!
No.799842
>beach ep in the zombie anime
No.799843
>>799841That's
basically why I was allowed to play itsouthern families super sexist No.799844
>>799839I mean, he managed to win against the medium bots, and all that after he discovered zenyatta
>>799840>Tfw arcades were never a thing in my childhood neighborhood Why do you Americans get all the cool things gosh
No.799845
>>799844They are barely a thing anymore, vidya killed the local arcade.
No.799847
>>799845Just how Netflix killed movie rental places
No.799848
>>799846could these kids
be anymore stereotypical?
No.799849
>>799848They definitely couldn't
They also each have their own tablet
No.799850
>>799846>>799849And they say brs are poor!
No.799852
>>799851man
you really don't pay attention to my backstory huh
No.799854
>>799850I was very surprised too
No.799855
>>799852You talk like a born Kansan
No.799857
>woah he talked to you?
>he hardly ever talks to anyone
>he can brood for 40 minutes straight!
>so mysterious!
Buffy, season one. Already self aware.
No.799858
beep bop
alive?
No.799860
>>799859Was there ever more sexualized scene in the show?
No.799862
>>799860Depends
on your fetishes No.799863
>>799861I'm here, studying. Missed out on a job offer because I didn't study enough, now I'm depressed.
No.799865
>>799863Oooh you must be feeling like shit, I'm sorry that happened
What kind of job was it?
No.799866
>>799865>>799864IT security. Literally the thing I want to do! But fair it's fair, I need to study more.
No.799868
>>799862>>799860I think a lot of people liked Magic Duel
I liked Bridle Gossip No.799869
>>799868Of course you would.
No.799871
>watching this Nvidia presentation
CGPGrey was right, the transportation industry is finished. Kinda wish that Hillary had been elected just so that the Great Unemployment Crash would be under a Democratic president so they get the blame.
Oh well.
No.799872
>>799871What made you finally realize?
No.799873
>>799871time to brush up on my hunting and survival skill kit
No.799874
>>799871What's happening?
No.799875
>>799872Well I knew for a while but it's unsettling to see the beginning of the end unfold. Nvidia is giving the most oblivious presentation right now
>Guys, there are 18 million rides shared a day. What a waste - we could do that with AI! And we can do that starting today.>>799874Nvidia announcing new driving AI technology, like everyone else. You know if just the jobs for taxis, uber, big rig truckers, bakery trucks, pizza delivery cars, etc. went to AI, we'd have over 20% unemployment?
We cannot prepare for this in any way. There simply aren't jobs to replace these, and we have no way to stop it. It's inevitable.
No.799876
>>799875I've been saying that for a year now!
No.799877
>>799876Then you were late, he was saying it since 2014, that means 2 years before you!
No.799878
>>799877I was a happy, joyful kid in 2014.
No.799879
>>799875Yeah, but who's going to shell out the money to replace people who provide and pay for the maintenance of their own vehicles?
No.799880
>>799879Humans cost 66% of the upkeep on an average company, so it's very cost efficient to replace people. Maintenance is cheap compared to hourly wages. Better, AI crashes less often than humans, making it less of a liability for the company.
No.799881
(Also, truckers typically do not cover the maintenance of their own 18-wheelers)
No.799882
>>799881Still, most companies aren't going to flat-out replace entire fleets of vehicles in the span of one or two years. They'll do it in phases.
No.799883
>>799882Amazon is doing it already.
No.799884
>>799882>>799883Fidget is right to a degree, I don't think the riots will start until at least 2022, but I'm an optimist.
No.799885
>>799882Wait, why
wouldn't they replace truckers with AI? They already hire as few as possible and make them work extended hours. An AI could work those long hours without any issues or union complaints..
No.799886
>>799875>Nvidia announcing new driving AI technology, like everyone else. You know if just the jobs for taxis, uber, big rig truckers, bakery trucks, pizza delivery cars, etc. went to AI, we'd have over 20% unemployment?I agree. However, replacing fleets of trucks and whatnot is a very expensive matter still. We should also keep in mind that self driving cars will likely still need a person to be present in the driver's seat in the foreseeable future. It's coming, but I don't think that collapse will happen for another 10 years.
No.799887
>>799885Because unions still exist, and if there aren't at least a bare minimum of human drivers, they will raise as much hell as they can muster.
>They took our jerbs, and they'll be coming for yours next! Rabble rabble rabble. No.799888
>>799871This is a great thought to sleep on
Night
No.799889
>>799887And what you gonna do about it?
No.799890
>>799887>UnionsLuddites have never won once in history, ever
No matter how much power they have, they simply can't compete with this much of a cost reduction.
No.799892
>>799887Well. I'm not clear on how unions actually work, would they not be able to just fire all the humens and not care?
No.799893
Poor Luddites though, can't you imagine how they felt?
>This autoloom is terrible! It will destroy out way of life!
>No, the GUILDS will protect us! We pay our dues to the guilds, the guilds will warn others that they're coming for their jobs next. The guilds can exert power over the mayor! They'll protect our jobs
>Oops I guess the guilds collapsed under the weight of new technology
No.799894
>>799892Currently that's illegal in most states.
They'd be able to do it in VA, though, since it's a "right to work" state. Hell, you can get fired if your boss is just having a bad day, really. And they don't even need to come up with a convincing reason.
No.799895
>>799892As far as I know, unions in the US are a complete meme right? In Yurop they actually wield significant power, which has both massive upsides and downsides.
No.799896
>>799894>>799892>>799895It's hard to fire someone without cause but you can eliminate an entire job position all you want, that's called a reduction in force and it has a specific legal definition.
So if you wanted to go to AI you would have no problem reducing your force size.
No.799897
>>799894Trump will save the day
for the companies :^) No.799898
>>799897At least manual labor is still necessary for the foreseeable future.
No.799899
>>799898Fruit picking is a pretty big industry. I'm surprised I haven't heard about any autopickers yet.
I guess it's hard to create something general enough to do everything from bananas to grapes.
>>799897Is this true?
https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/362825652#p362826251 No.799900
>>799899She's 2nd in qtness at least.
Seemed kinda boring so far thou.
No.799901
>This new level 4 automated car in production by 2020 from Audi
It's funny to think that by the time I buy my next car, it will be considered normal to buy self-driving
No.799902
>>799901Don't trust a machine with your life!
No.799903
>>799902I already do, when I drive
Deep?
No.799904
>>799902I trust a self driving machine better than any human driver.
No.799905
>>799903>>799904This is how the robo apocalypse happens guys
No.799906
>>799905Didn't you follow?
We are gonna have a revolution before then.
No.799907
>>799905Nah, self-driving cars aren't what we need to worry about, it's a superintelligent AI.
>Self driving carsMight be hacked, but chances are you won't be driving when that goes down anyway
>Superintelligent AIProbably about a 50% chance it wipes out humanity before we even realize it's superintelligent
No.799908
>>799906oh to kill off most of the humans right?
No.799909
>>799907Assumptions: the post
No.799910
>>799907>Probably about a 50% chance it wipes out humanity before we even realize it's superintelligentThe definition of asspull.
My money is on the AI just ignoring us.
No.799912
>>799911Being unable to identify humor is a sign of autism
No.799913
>>799910There's a pretty good chance that any true superintelligence would recognize the greatest longterm threat to its macro goals is being turned off, and therefore it would seek to preempt that goal. But it would realize that if it started just killing a few humans, that would evoke a more defensive posture. Therefore, it would have to develop a plan to kill us all before we even realize we need to defend ourselves.
No.799914
>>799912We already know you're autistic, you don't need to hint at it! :^)
No.799915
>Watched the whole Nvidia conference
>No gaems
What a waste!
No.799916
>>799914>wf simply wants to fight with meI don't know, its just not the same as it was, maybe my trolling days are actually over. time to hang up the memes and move on.
No.799917
>>799913Or mail itself to Proxima Centauri and be done with it.
No.799918
>>799916>fight with meBut Andy
misreading a situation is a sign of autism No.799919
>>799918Its kinda hard
to misread you leading every conversation we have into arguments No.799920
>>799917Could be, although in all likelihood a true superintelligence has an even better solution than one we can ever conceive of. Maybe it can vibrate at such a frequency that time stops, and killing humans is unnecessary.
No.799921
>>799919Maybe you're projecting fights onto conversations that have no tone, because you're stressed out from fighting all the time at home?
No.799922
>>799921>you're projecting memeharhar
No.799923
>>799922I dunno what to say Andy, I don't feel like we've been fighting a lot or as though this conversation was a fight.
You know how when you said you had trouble talking to your sister because she would just disregard anything you said? That's how I'm suddenly starting to feel.
No.799924
>>799923I just don't belong in this meta anymore then, the tone has changed too much
No.799926
>>799924>>799925Why can't we all be friends?
No.799927
>>799926Because familiarity breeds contempt. Or so the saying goes.
No.799928
>>799927I know what I would breed.
Goodnight
No.799931
>>799929I know you're probably not interested, but you were in some things I didn't expect so you never know, maybe you want to broaden your horizons. I'm starting up a new quest set in an entirely new setting. It's humans, I have three other players. Late Victorian-era England, ruled by a magician upper class. They derive their powers by summoning and enslaving demons. Like NL and Pirates there's going to be lewd opportunities for the PCs though.
Sound interesting to you? I get it if your plate is bretty full right now.
No.799932
>>799931Well, nothing else is currently running. And work hasn't really started back up yet… But my steam backlog is only getting longer…
While it's interesting, I don't quite know what and how I'd play in it. Because, I mean, there's plucky-but-ultimately-downtrodden peasant with no chance of survival unless he makes himself a favored stooge of a noble (or toy of a madame), snooty-and-classist mage either backhandedly "helps" people or just believes them all beneath him, or reclusive technomancer who uses the demons he summons as guinea pigs in his efforts to perfect his technology to "help" the poor unfortunates who work in the factories (whether or not they want smokestacks instead of stomachs is not his concern).
No.799933
>>799932>I don't know what I'd play except [three more cogent ideas than Nopony has been able to produce with some significant prodding]You should join us! Those already sound really great.
No.799934
>>799933Remember Wf, I'm an "ideas guy". Rarely can I properly follow through on anything.
No.799936
>>799895Depends on the area. In most places I'd imagine the unions really are a meme, but here in West Virginia they actually have some semblance of influence.
At the very least, they're still willing to basically shut mines down by protesting in front of the gates and not letting traffic through.
No.799937
>>799936How come you never ran Settlers when you were bedridden?
No.799938
>>799937Because I underestimated how recovery was going to sap all of my energy to do anything. That and the fact that my family did not change in the slightest, so I encountered the same problems as before.
That and planning to run a quest without having a finished system to run it with is a really bad idea. Players need to be able to make characters, after all, and they can't do that if I haven't finished the ruleset.
No.799939
>>799938Still a slot open for Timbuktu, if it interests you. You haven't played in a quest in a really long time, right?
No.799942
>>799941I don't know that I've collected info for it anywhere in particular, it's kind of eclectic. Message me on Steam when the mood strikes you, I'll talk to you about it. It might be up your alley or no, but you should at least hear the description.
No.799943
>>799941I realyl want to mon while I can
No.799944
>>799943Well, I guess I could probably stay coherent for a few more hours…
Besides, it's been a while for me.
No.799948
I suppose I'll slp
If you are interested in quest you can still message me cheesy, although I understand if you are 2busy these days
No.799950
>>799949Sure thing, I should probably go to bed anyway.
Thanks for running! I really enjoyed that last delivery.
No.799951
>>799950I'm wondering if I should drop you into Julia's homeworld for a while
No.799953
>Actually up before noon
ayy lmao
No.799954
>>799953What is the ez-build for Dark Souls 3?
No.799955
>this MMRJesus fuck
I regret doing this
>>799954dank sword
No.799956
>>799953Is there any way I can help you with otr?
No.799958
>>799954Dark Sword used to be the best option at least.
Toss in a greatshield for maximum tank.
>>799956Join the game I guess?
No.799959
>>799958You've already got 5 players!
Wouldn't that be too much.
No.799961
>When you completely forget today is your birthday
The first sign of getting older.
No.799963
>>799961Happy birthday boyo
Happened to me too No.799964
>>799963I thought it was on Saturday.
No.799965
>>799961Happy Birthday!
I can't believe I constantly forget our birthdays are just a few days apart.
No.799966
>>799961happy birth and also day
No.799968
>>799967-30 in lapland is common, but below -40 less so.
No.799969
>>799961Gelukkige verjaardag
No.799970
>>799968OTR is in s10 right?
I'll make a char after my exams, which is in approx…11 days.
No.799971
>>799970S10 Lite, no skills or classes, just +2 to three things you want to be better at doing.
This will most likely be changed out for another system once we get going properly, unless we end up enjoying the more freeform approach.
No.799973
>>799972S10 world
High fantasy with higher technology slowly taking root - guns are increasingly commonplace but still specialized and temperamental, talk of aviation is growing, etc.
No.799974
>>799961>Birthday 5 days after new year How old are you now, buddy pal?
>>799972>>799973I assume Sion would need a briefing on the party?
No.799976
>>799975Heh, that's a very mocked number here in Brazilands
Got anything nice from the family?
No.799977
>>799973>>799974Yeah what do I need to know about the party? what class do they need?
No.799978
>>799976Nothing just yet. Gifts are for this Saturday.
No.799979
>>799977I'm a stronk Smithy Capra
Sylt is a cursed hume Boi with a vampire inside of him, stopping time and other vampire strengths and weaknesses
Nonny is janitor Drakin guy with a cool bong that likes weed
Andy is the Witchy human Witch with a hammer and does magic things
And nopo is undecided
I'm not sure what the party would 'need' since to me it sounds like DM wants to avoid most combat
What race were you thinking of picking?
>>799978Oh. Why Saturday? Are you getting a party?
No.799980
>>799979Because it's easier to get people together properly on Saturday.
No.799981
>>799980True enough
Have fun
No.799984
>>799983Slutty Aeon witch, basically.
No.799985
>>799975Huh, I thought you were a year older.
No.799987
>>799986There's so much to experiment with!
No.799988
>>799979How about a conspiracy theorist human?
>inb4 self insert No.799989
>>799983How about a human rogue, stealing stuff and being stealthy?
No.799990
>>799987One wonders how
>>799988>What if the assassination was… A SETUP!? No.799993
>>799989My only concern is that it might overlap with Sylt's guy, who is a sneaky rogue with a mild case of demon possession.
No.799994
>>799993Fair enough.
Hmmmm, what about an s10 version of the Antiquarian. Basically a guy who's obsessed with getting artifacts and loot
Though I dunno how that would work mechanically.
No.799995
>>799988>>799989Well we are lacking someone to be the brains of the party…
Conspiracy theorists are super intelligent right?
>>799992>this quest ends up being lewder than Wfs lewdquest No.799996
>>799990With Bad Drakin tools implements
But beyond that, some kind of arcane expert and mind reader. Hmmm
No.799998
>>799994well since this is narrative rather than mechanics, there is no need to worry about that.
>>799996I bet it'd like the upcoming world warper NPC
And by like I mean be terrified by.
No.799999
>>799998Sounds lovely
But I need to sort out my schedule
>>799992>not wanting to put your dick in a volatile mass of powerYou some kind of gay?
No.800000
>>799996>BDN makes a Mismagius character Now it makes sense
>>799997>Tfw no Argo doggo to make uncomfortable No.800001
>>799998Well that's gonna be me then!
Name: Leather Binding
Race: Unicorn
Things good at: Identifying antiques, finding things, haggling
How about that? Not sure if my good things will help.
>>799999Sounds dangerous
No.800002
>>800001S10 world, not poen
No.800003
>>800002Riiight, sorry force of habit.
Name: John Corso
Race: humie
No.800004
>>800003Were you part of the palace staff who got accused of the assassination?
No.800005
>>800004If it would make it easier to be part of the gang, sure
No.800007
>>800006dongs
>>800005It gives you a motivation, since you are being hunted for murder
No.800008
>>800007How about, I was studying the palace archives at the wrong place and the wrong time, and I'm a possible suspect as well, but not part of the palace staff?
No.800009
>>800008Works for me.
1) nap
2) try not to nap
'1d2'
Roll #1 1 = 1 No.800011
>>800009Lemme know when you run.
No.800012
Resist urge to go out to get snacks '1d10'
Roll #1 5 = 5
No.800014
>>799961Bonne anniversaire.
No.800015
>>800013Mmm
'1d10'
Roll #1 4 = 4 No.800018
Help im still in bed.
No.800021
>>800020>he hasn't cooked pasta in a coffee machine yet You like little baby!
No.800024
>>800000What a waste of a get
Possibly the worst one on the sub yet
No.800025
>>800024American hours ruining everything.
No.800026
>>800020What do you like to put on your noodles?
>>800024You're just jealous it wasn't you
No.800027
>>800021Now I'm wondering if you've actually done that.
>>800026They come with oyster sauce and chilli flakes.
No.800030
>>800022Do you have the VTM infograph from /v/ with the patches and mods to install?
No.800031
>>800030Latest fan patch was the only mod recommended as far as I recall.
No.800032
>>800030I deleted it from my disk.
But here it is on imgur
http://imgur.com/gallery/pIPnlf3 No.800033
>>800031>>800030Also Nasse is somewhat right, the infograph shows more mods but it's recommended for first-time players to do it with just wesps plus
No.800034
>>800033>>800031Looks like GOG's version comes with the unnofficial patch. I'm set.
No.800036
>>800035>implying I don't know the plot alreadyYou know that one Futurama episode with Lucy Liu robots?
The movie they were playing in the theater by the end of the episode was basically the VBtM ending.
No.800037
>>800036I don't remember that.
Sad though.
No.800038
I return
No.800039
>>800037The charlie's angels bicker whether or not to open a coffin inside some crypt.
Always thought it was more of a coincidence than anything, what spoiled the ending for me was /v/.
I also know the cab driver is Cain. No.800041
>>800039You won't be ready for the reptile though
No.800043
>>800042Nope, but I won't say more!
No.800044
>>799951>Julia is an ayy lmaoI KNEW IT
I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING UP WITH HER
No.800050
>>800046Just because it's an alternate dimension doesn't mean it's not far away!
No.800051
>>800047Did you get a word out of the other 2 faglords yet?
No.800052
>>800051They don't seem to be around right now
No.800053
>about to see the new final isaac boss
No.800054
It was fucking awesome
No.800055
>>800053>>800054I heard Afterbirth+ was a bit of a letdown though
How do you get to the new boss anyway?
No.800057
>>800056>gotta kill Hush for itI SHIGGI DIGGI BOSS ARMOR
No.800060
>>800058I hope all your pipes are properly insulated.
No.800061
>>800057The boss is
able to become every boss in the game and constantly gains speed, tears and shot speed on top of all the usual attacks it shoots random tear bursts out of the floor and you have to fight 2 other random bosses first No.800062
>>800059Maali pls, you'd die
No.800063
>reading some adventure modules
And now I'm wondering why I put so few side quests in my quests. Though I guess V2 overdid that…
No.800064
>>800063>sion keeps saying V2 was off the rails but you keep remembering it fondlyWHY
No.800065
>>800064But it was off the rails!
I was out of my depth
No.800066
>>800065I dunno man, everything made sense to me.
No.800067
>>800065I wish the thing we had going in there came to fruition
No.800068
>>800061Huh
I suppose I'll watch what he can do when NL gets to it
No.800069
>>800066>>800067There were literally 15 storylines going on, almost none which had anything to do with the main plot, or working together.
I might as well have scrapped the main plot and make it some kinda assassins doing things quest.
No.800071
>>800062I already want to die because of this heat
No.800072
>>800069> assassins doing things quest.Cool…
No.800073
>>800068To give a short rundown how my encounter went
The door behind hush leads to The Void, which is an XL floor made up of all the other floor graphics. I found 3 boss rooms but no shops, curses or item rooms, so I guess you need to find all the boss rooms (rather than full clear the floor).The boss morphed between Gate, Brownie, Angel, Pin, Teratoma, Adversary and Haunt, all reskinned to have his weird Jason X style while face. Then the room was filled with silvery tears and beams while the boss kept accelerating. With 5 hearts I made it to about halfway into his health (Bouncing Coal Scythes with high Tears). Not sure if he has boss armor or just loads of HP. No.800076
>>800058Jelly as fuck
>can't sleep because I've been bothered by mosquitoes in my sleep so long I imagine their buzz in my ears constantly I want to move to Antarctica where these cunts don't exist
No.800078
>>800075I knew your donkey was a traitor.
No.800079
>>800076Fuck the cold though
>>800073Intruiging
>>800078But what is treachery?
No.800081
>>800070How important of a magician do you want to be?
Being more important gives you access to all the best parties and housing, but more of a target for rivals and schemes. Also, greater magicians may be required to accept an apprentice from the Ministry of Labor.
No.800082
>>800081Upper middle class.
No.800083
>suddenly snow
agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No.800086
>>800085I'm disappointed your filename isn't "that one picture of earth".
No.800088
>>800075>>800077There were also a lot of other problems.
Timezone problems, too many players, I overreached.
No.800089
>>800082Son of a gold mine owner?
No.800091
OTR and Demon Summoning quest being started? Looks like the Sub is making progress.
I thought BDN would start the Demon Summoning quest, then I remembered he runs Pokemon
No.800094
>>800093You been been having those for two years now.
No.800097
>>800094I have have
On one side I want to contribute to the sub with my ideas but on the other it's a very scary thought
No.800101
>>800098So blunt!
But fine, once I manage to get the computer turned on, I'll see if I can get a small quest with 4 or so players
>>800099I'm a very sensitive person Sion!
No.800102
>>800100There's a thing called communication. You know.
Asking. Getting feedback. Like in sex.
No.800103
>>800102But what if it's all
liiiiiiies No.800104
>>800103I'm glad you said that Fidget, because I have heard tons of people say to me how much they detested mages but didn't dare to tell you out of sheer fear.
No.800105
>>800101Just do it or I don't even want to see your lewd pics anymore.
No.800106
>>800103>>800104Yes indeed. Mages ruined my life and killed my pets.
No.800107
>>800106>>800103It even killed Andy's pony!
Something she still hates you for, Fidget
No.800108
>>800104To this day I won't speak the name fidget in polite company
No.800109
>>800105D:
Would you give critique to my setting ideas, Sion?
No.800111
>>800109>D:Consider suicide.
No.800112
>>800109No, because you'll flip out again and not dare to run.
As…exotic as your trappy sheep hotel idea was, it would have been hilarious to see I suppose.
No.800113
>>800111It was used ironically
>>800112Oh God the sheep hotel
Don't remind me, that was so embarrassing
I need to puke emotionally
No.800114
>>800113>>800112>trappy sheep hotelWow
No.800115
>>800113See, you've learned already.
Now go do your own thing, you're ready.
No.800116
>>800114Aaaaaaaaaaa
>>800115Well if Sion believes in me, then I can believe in myself
No.800117
>>800116No go on, tell me more.
No.800118
>>800117>>800116>Mali recently said he wasn't interested in talisman of Timbuktu because it was too much pandering>trap sheep hotelHue
No.800119
>>800117It was part of the dumb ambitious idea I had two years ago
I don't even remember any of it, I was glad that I actually had forgotten
>>800118Uh… I didn't say that at all
I wasn't interested in the Victorian/esque setting
No.800120
>>800119I'm only teasing you Maali
No.800121
>>800119Didn't you still make a trap sheep character in the end?
No.800122
>Oh hey Index Gyndr was really easy this time around
>get killed a millionty billion times in the High Wall of Lothric mostly because I wasn't paying attention
>Kill Vordt in one try too
I noticed there are no people online for co-op though. Balls.
No.800123
>>800122Blame the DLCs never coming out.
No.800124
>>800123Wasn't there a DLC though
No.800127
HUGE CHANGES going to the PTR, and remember, nothing sent to the PR has ever not gone to live except the potential buff of mercy's damage boost to 50% that wasn't kept. Actually even the QoL changes to the killfeed and emote wheel are really nice…
General
Emote Wheel
Players can now equip up to 4 emotes, sprays, and voice lines from within the hero gallery
Voice line and emote submenus can be accessed using the left and right mouse buttons from within the Communication wheel
Players can now bind individual sprays, emotes, and voice lines to unique keys or mouse buttons
HERO BALANCE UPDATES
Ana
Biotic Grenade
Healing boost on allies has been decreased by 50%
Developer Comments: The healing boost from Ana’s Biotic Grenade was providing too much healing, especially when used on targets with large health pools.
D.Va
Health increased from 200 to 400
Armor decreased from 400 to 200
Fusion Cannons
Bullet damage decreased from 3 to 2
Number of bullets per shot has been increased from 8 to 11
Developer Comments: D.Va’s armor often made her feel like she had no weaknesses, even against heroes that are often effective against bigger targets (like Reaper). The changes to her Fusion Cannons will result in a small overall decrease in damage, but they should feel more consistent now.
Roadhog
Chain Hook
Targets are now pulled directly in front of Roadhog (rather than straight to him), except in cases where Roadhog drastically rotates
Hooked targets are now released if they leave Roadhog’s line-of-sight before being pulled
Line-of-sight checks (which detect if targets should be initially hit by the hook) are now done from Roadhog’s position, rather than the hook’s position
Developer Comments: The hook should now feel more consistent for Roadhog players, but it should also feel more reasonable to his enemies, as they cannot be hooked or pulled around corners anymore.
Sombra
Hack
The time it takes to hack a target has been decreased from 1 second to 0.8 seconds
Developer Comments: Sombra often had difficulty hacking enemies, even when she surprised the target. This change should help her execute hacks more easily.
USER INTERFACE UPDATES
The “Stay as Team” button lights up when anyone on your team clicks it
Kill Feed
Hero ability icons are now displayed
Ultimate abilities are now indicated with an orange arrow
Headshot eliminations are now indicated with a red icon
No.800128
>>800127That killfeed stuff is great.
No.800129
>>800128I don't remember if you were there or not but I basically predicted the Ana change exactly
Honestly I thought they would reduce the heal boost even more.
No.800130
>>800127>D.Va getting a boost in damage but has less armor.Well at least Roadhog's hook got a huge nerf.
No.800131
>>800130That's not a damage boost. That's a range nerf.
No.800132
>>800125So did they cancel the rest because secretly DaS 3 is the worst of the series?
No.800133
>>800131>>800130Hog's hook got a buff against Genjis and Tracers, though, since they'll no longer get warped to the side of you and survive. I think this will turn out like the Zarya ""nerf"" where they took away some charge rate but fixed the tick on her laser. Comfortable to play is the best buff you can ask for.
The Dva nerf is interesting, I didn't expect it at all because I thought her whole point was to be the armor tank not melted by Reaper, but I guess they decided to go another way with her design.
No.800136
>>800133No, because genjis and tracers would be the ones most often dashing to the side when hooked, which means the new hook will break instantly.
>>800132Pretty much.
No.800138
>>800136We'll just have to play on the PTR to find out how it works for sure, but I am 100 dollar sure that you can't dash or blink after the hook connects. And it connects based on Favor the Shooter, so unless they've made some dramatic changes…
>Also dashing only matters if the dash breaks LOS, which often isn't the case with Genji hooks, they're usually jumping OVER you.I think this change will mostly affect soldiers who sprint past doorways 15m away and get memehooked
No.800139
>>800136Whoa, I always thought DaS II was supposed to be the worst.
No.800140
OW anyone?
No.800141
>>800139DaS3 only has 4 viable builds and like 2 paths you can take through the various bosses.
No replayability.
>>800138Got anything off Nopo?
No.800142
>>800141Oh, I just thought DaS 3 was filled with much more bullshit than DaS 2.
No.800143
>>800140Yeah, sure. Wanna do the PTR? I want to try the new Dva and Hog and see the new killfeed
>>800141No, although we did flesh out Groves stuff a bit
No.800144
>>800139>>800141DSII was also the only one that didn't have bad covenants. It's like, JUST WHY.
You SAW they had it working in DSII, why throw that away??
No.800145
>>800143I'm gonna join you on PTR.
No.800146
>>800144I never really found a care to give for the covenants. DaS 3's blue sentinels was fun when the game was still active though.
No.800147
>>800143Nopo and I would have to download it first, so I don't think I'll join in on that today.
No.800148
>>800147I started downloading when I said "wanna do the PTR" and I'm already 80% done
No.800149
>>800148>>800147Started 7 minutes ago and I'm done.
No.800150
>>800148I'm mostly thinking Nopo won't be able to download it in a reasonable time with his slav internet.
No.800151
>>800149>>800150Well, alright
I'll be on shortly, I guess mumbl
No.800152
>>800150>>800151I mean, I'm halfway through the DL too now, since my internet is not actually that shit, but I'd rather just play a bit of QP and leave the PTR for tomorrow
No.800153
I should learn how to play Mei.
No.800155
>>800154Yeah, but I just hate Tanks and she seems to be the best one at stopping them. I really hate it when D.Va and Rein set up in front of my bullets.
Especially D.Va. at least I might be able to get a few lucky shots in again Rein.
No.800156
>>800154M2 is important too!
No.800157
>>800153You can 1v1 nearly anything
Walls are very useful for stalling on defense and blocking pushes
No.800158
>>800157I found myself with a super capable Mei player a few matches ago. She'd direct me to hook in random players and block any escape route. It was funny to see Rein and 76 run away right into an ice wall after I hooked them.
No.800159
>>800141>DaS3 only has 4 viable builds T.Seagull
No.800160
>cable has arrived ahead of schedule
Operation: Pipeline appears to be a success.
No.800161
>>800159>poise does nothing>magic does nothingI should have said fun. 4 fun builds.
No.800162
>>800156Thoughts on Killfeed
>Most of it is just welcome fluff but the turret and sentry kill icons both seem very useful No.800163
>>800158>>800157>>800156>>800154>>800153The #1 thing you can do to sharpen your Mei play is to practice your wall placement. It can be tricky to get it to line up just where you want it, and getting it right can be the difference between blocking your team's ult and denying escape from the ult.
Even the pros fuck it up sometimes, when trying to deny a jump or something. It takes skill.
No.800164
It's 9:30, there's fish everywhere
No.800165
>>800164What if
That thing with timeskips?
No.800166
>>800164What kind of fish?
No.800168
>>800165Maybe timeskips are just a construct of human perception, an illusion created by
>>800166The bakerfish kind
No.800170
>>800169It's out of my hands, I'm only the GM!
Tomorrow, though, we will at the very least talk some more and build at the least No.800171
>>800170I'd like to start before new year. Please hurry Nopo along.
No.800173
>>800167I sure didn't.
>>800168But bakerfishes are extinct. Or at least they've all migrated beyond the Horizon.
No.800175
>>800174Ah. Those things.
No.800176
>>800172People nitpick too much!
No.800177
>>800161>you>caring about PoiseYes I know Le Rebbit told you to hate it but come on.
No.800178
>>800177How many times can a man roll a dexmonkey and still have fun?
>parry only>dodge only>dual wielding>katanaWhat's more to play? Of course I tried heavy armor and ultraswords. One of my first runs was FUGS!
No.800181
>>800178>weapon arts>actual shield use>Miracles since they were buffed out the nose>Magic since even if it isn't "literally cannot lose" tier like in DaS1 it can still be used>Pick a boss weapon and use it>NG+9etc
What is missing compared to the others?
No.800182
>>800179She really is a bitch though; the other goddesses seemed pretty quick to agree to shipping her off with the latest hero.
No.800183
>>800181A metroidvania-like level design.
It's the reason I keep replaying DaS1.
No.800184
>>800178>not playing heavy armor and giant hammers and ultraswordsIt's like you don't want to have fun in Dark souls
No.800185
>>800175They are actually very deep
No.800186
>>800184It's like you can't read. I did that build, but heavy armor doesn't have any meaning in das3.
No.800187
>>800186It is cool as shit though.
>>800170An old man died
No.800188
>>800187Sure but doesn't do anything, it's not a different build. You are playing fashion souls at that point.
No.800189
>>800188You clearly don't know what fashion souls means
No.800190
>>800189Clearly. Still, das3 ain't that good.
No.800191
>>800190best gameplay in the series
No.800192
>>800187But look, a shitposter!
No.800193
>>800191Sure. Level design can't hold a candle to das1 though.
No.800194
>>800191Really? I thought DaS 2 was better.
No.800195
>>800191Most forgettable game in the series. The only boss I can recall off the top of my head is are the Watcher and they were super easy
Oh yeah, Nameless King I guess, but he's in a hidden area
No.800196
>>800195And Aldrich
And Dancer of the Bro-Real valley
And the Cursed tree.
And the giant king.
No.800197
>>800196None except Dancer seem to be memorable to me. Yhorm is especially a meme fight.
Cursed Greatwood is really a showcase of awkward hitboxes.
No.800198
>>800197Yhorm was really memorable to me because I got stuck on him. I don't remember most of DaS3 because I was either getting towed through it by DM or I was just thinking "oh god not this shit"
No.800199
>>800194I feel the core gameplay only got better with each game.
>>800195>>800196I liked Nameless, Dragon Armor, Yhorm, Aldrich, Twin Princes and above all the final boss.
No.800200
>>800199Who, Who, Yeah he was fun, I don't remember anything from that since you killed him for me, literally who and I never got that far.
Also I don't know if the gameplay got better but the levels and enemies sure got a lot more annoying to deal with so maybe I just didn't notice the improvement.
No.800201
>>800197>>800199Aldrich was pretty fucking nice, gave me the heebie jeebies
No.800202
>>800201>ywn devour a cute trapBut yeah, the dissonant Gwyndolin theme was creepy as fuck
No.800203
>>800199Actually Twin Princes was a pretty satisfying fight but not memorable as in I didn't remember it before you reminded me
No.800204
I'm not saying DaS 3 is forgettable, but was that multiplying mage thing a boss in DaS 3 or DaS 2?
No.800205
>>800204Crystal Mage is in 3
No.800206
>there's no food in the house>either stay up until the store opens or have to wake up early to take mom to work so I can have the carBLARGH
BLAAAAAAAAAAARGH
>>800205Oh right. I actually liked fighting him. He wasn't too difficult but challenging enough that I felt accomplished afterwards.
No.800207
So tired.
Lack of quest is killing me.
No.800208
LISA the Painful is getting a lot of positive reviews but I'm not sure if that is just a meme or not
Seen a lot of comparisons to Undertale too
>>800207If things turn out fine, we can try to Mona tomorrow
No.800209
>>800208It's because Dunkey just made a video about it.
No.800211
>>800210>finding out about LISA only nowFuck you man, and fuck your breed of celebrity spewing bullshitters.
No.800213
>>800209>>800208I played a bit of LISA
pirated but I didn't really enjoy the gameplay so I dropped it
Eh
No.800214
>>800212>Titled MONANo.
Mona is unique.
>>800213I got memed into buying it, and the sequel. They are in my backlog.
No.800215
>>800211You okay there sperglord?
Need your daily dose of Ketamine to keep those hormones in check?
I did see pictures of the game and heard the name but never actually looked it up, that's the difference.
No.800216
>>800214There's a sequel?
No.800217
>>800215Nah I was making a Metal Gear quote.
>>800216No, mona is the quest, the video is titled LISA you twat!
