Every time there's a new thread, that's a new chance to post Mabel
Post that one you were drawing.
Yes. Behind the neck. Right.>>800226
Don't insult the Witch
She'll turn YOU into a potato!
Uh ackshully in this pose she has messy bed hair from being ____
ed all night so it's on both sides
That's not the kind of mane I was talking about.>>800228
I don't fear a witch, one of my characters is immune to magic!
I don't get it then I guess
Pubic hair. The joke was pubic hair.
She can still turn you into another kind of potato
I don't think I've ever seen a pony drawn with pubic hair actually
That's because horses don't have pubes.>>800233
But can she bake my potato?
Nope, just a typical CK2 bug.
Didn't feel like I was experiencing these when I played 3 matches
Kind of reminds me about what Jeff said, about videos where they have someone stand perfectly still behind a doorway and then they have Widowmaker take shots slightly to the left until they can get the exact furthest pixel of the hitbox
Sure, she can put it in her new oven
Reports from high up tell me she has no polimorph
Finally beat that boss.
I saw that too
I bet he spent a lot more time on it than the official artist
By his count, roughly three hours. With breaks.
Being a motivated shitposting Finn, his powers are strong with the dank side of the Force.
What did I miss?
Someone dared him to redraws a page done by Fosgitt, an artist who makes money by drawing for IDW for the Friends Forever side-series of pony comics.
That is the result.
What's the original?
>>800255>that last panel
MLP is actually one of IDWs biggest sellers, so you think they would try to keep people's attention with bigger and better artists.
Aren't you supposed to be slping?
I need to flip myself back to a normal cycle so going to bed at 7am would be the worst possible course of action
I just managed to flip myself to wake up at 7am today
Very painful now though
I found some other rooms and treasures while searching for Freja.
Magic makes her boss battle long, but ultimately trivial.
Fun fact: you can decapitate both heads with enough effort, if you cast Warmth and let her heal.
However, doing so makes the boss unkillable since there are no longer any ways to deal damage to her.
You can also Ascend her bonfire for instant access to the normally NG+ Only Moonlight Greatsword. In fact with a bit of foresight you can pick up the MLGS in DaS2 absurdly early if you can handle the path needed.
It can be done even faster in DaS3, but the path needed is even harder.
Speaking of das3's mgs.
I had it before crystal sage.
Gundyr -> Dancer -> Oceiros -> Vordt -> Curse Tree, doable but not really worth it.
I have dedication in my dumb builds. If I want a certain weapon it better be by my side most of the game.
Actually now that I think about it
Asylum -> Gargoyle -> Quelaag -> Golem -> Ornstein -> Seath (6 bosses)
Dragonrider -> Najka -> Magus -> Freja (4 bosses)
Gundyr -> Dancer -> Oceiros -> Vordt -> Curse Tree (5 bosses)
Phalanx -> Leechmonger -> Dirty Colossus (3 bosses)
Gascoigne -> Amelia -> Ludwig (3 bosses)
Also Ludwig's is the best looking version.
In DS2 I had a cool rush to the Silverblack Spear and Dark Weapon to gank people still using muh early game clutch 100% phys drangleic shield
My go to rush in das1 is and further will be parrying dagger
Literally no one but you farmed for old knight shield, when I gank, everyone is using muh drang
And i say,a good night to you. Faggots.
strength build before the nerf>buy club>have all endgame gear
Double Club phantoming Last Giant
Ooga boooga where the white phantoms at
>Keyboard has a key that disables the Windows key
That would have been good to know a game ago
Time to make meth and c4
I have an early work shift tomorrow. However, I'm free all afternoon/evening to quest.
Things that are bad: coming up with ideas on a fatigued mind.
I want a MLGS now
You could 3D-print one, I'm sure. Getting it to glow properly would be an adventure.Or making it out of gingerbread.
I'm thinking sheets of translucent blue resin or plexiglass or something.
Though for the correct effect it would need to have at least two separate layers, an inner one with either varying thicknesses or blended in transparent resin, and an outer solid blue translucent shell, with the core being a lamp.
The easiest build would probably be a Bloodborne blade + the DaS1/DeS handle since it's a fairly solid color, where an accurate DaS2 one would be the most sturdy since the inner blade is very long and the translucent part is more an aura around it.
An accurate DeS one would basically be one giant lump of resin with a tiny blade in the middle.
And the Moonlight Gingersword would just be impossible. Or at least implausible enough that you wouldn't be able to lift it without it snapping like, well, soggy gingerbread.
It also would not be blue and glowy.
Hard candy gratsword would be doable, but not structurally sound.
Would be neat to see one in the flesh, so to speak. I mean, stranger things have happened, right? No one expected a chainsword to exist in any form for a while, after all.
now where am I going to get a 1.5 meter long block of blue resin…
Special order sounds like it'd work. Unless you can make the stuff yourself in a vat.
I mean I made a chainsword out of leftovers after the Gingerperor>>800293
I don't really have the facilities for casting something of that size, though were I to cast it myself I could at least get it in the right shape with no cutting.
A pity the tank didn't turn out as well.
And what do you really need to cast resin, aside from the ingredients and a mold? I know you'd probably need some variety of high-output heat source to keep the resin malleable and mostly-liquid until it's time to cast it.
as far as I know resins, the only thing you need is the components, the mold and the release agent. However it does produce heat, and I'd imagine a block this huge would not take well to being all cast at once.
But not casting it all at once might lead to structural problems down the line. Seams might not gel completely, or somesuch. Not that I've any experience in the field, mind you, but it just seems like something that would happen when you try and cast something in parts.
I would need to read up on this
And frankly it will be kilos and kilos of resin so it might be cheaper in the long run to try and get a custom piece from… somewhere.
I still need to make the handle anyway and figure out how to get the lights into it decently (probably some LED setup to avoid heat issues)
Don't they have those LED strips that they put in car interiors and such? I can't imagine those would put off too much heat, and if they ever burn out you can just cycle them out as needed.
I think the Man At Arms team used them in their Genji build. for a reference point.
it would need a fairly even 360 light so I might just cheap out and put like a LED flashlight in the handle, unless it's a DaS2 style build with the solid inner blade. That could take strips on both sides.
And since I would assume it would be for display only, you might be able to build in a latch or something in the hilt so that you could swap the LED strings more easily by just pulling them out, along with the handle.
Well, I'm gonna hit the sack. Good luck with your resin slab plans.
What if I ran bzzzz tonight?!?
mhm well that was new
teleported directly from Mom to Void, skipping Womb and Hush completely.
Have you been playing Afterbirth all night?
more or less
need to stay awake at least another 4 hours, preferably more
Ah ok, a bit of reading reveals that the sudden teleport was not a bug, but instead just sheer luck, as there is a 10% chance it happens.
Good to know.
Where are the party parts
>opponent is on 1 HP
>I have a 15/15 on board
>"Dimensional shift: Get another turn after this one."
>"Dimensional Shit: Get another turn after this one."
IS this fucking fair?
Ah yes, just fucking fling shit at my face and then have three turns in a fucking row where you just attack my face with your shitty little minions
>>800308>beat Delirium as Isaac and Judas ezpz>can't even get Hush down as Azazel
What madness is this
Maybe you are just bad
I am bad
With Azazel's zero range
And no shot blockers
Just get Brimstone man
:^) ah yes why didn't I think of that
I mean, it's hard
You just have to do fly-by shootings instead of parking up next to him
Preparation of a street food popular in Mexico and other Latin-American countries known as Dorilocos.
I'm going to puke.
And these people are supposed to be related to the Spanish?
>>800315>>800316>if you put random shit on chips it becomes food
Why is this a meme
How in the shit are you even meant to eat that?
Anything's food with enough sauce I guess. I've seen a weird one focused around cup ramen that I think I posted here before. >>800318
With one hand holding the bag and the other holding back the vomit in your mouth.
Well now you know it's specifically South American cooking, you leave anything north of Mexico out of this nonsense.
The mind boggles at this
Are you meant to like, shove your hand in there and pick up the doritos, then use them to scoop up all the nonsense on top?
This would work with fries and a fork but not hard chips!
But Dusty Mexico is coming to you>>800322
It gets worse. Trigger warning for this webm
Ah yes this mess.
No, they get a fork for it, I'm sure.>>800323
I don't want them unless they've got a green card.
Guh, I can't imagine eating that, all the sauces must make it super rich and the only different mouthfeel would be the chips, except now they'd be super soggy.
How does a fork help? All it will do is splinter the chips.
You might as well use a spoon.
Put it in a mixer and give a straw
Make it yourself and figure something out.>>800327http://www.eater.com/2016/3/21/11218834/dorilocos-doritos-gummy-bears-tostilocos-mexico
>The recipe starts with Nacho Cheese Doritos, which are then topped with a variety of ingredients: cueritos (pickled pork rinds), small batons of jicama, cubed cucumber, grated carrots, peanuts (most often described by the vendors as japonés, the ones with the crunchy, soy sauce-flavored shell), gummy bears, lime juice, chili powder, salsa Valentina or another hot sauce, and chamoy, an addictive sweet-salty-sour sauce made from pickled fruit. It's outrageous.
BassAckwards seems like tons of fun
I gave it ~20 rerolls to see what it gives
2 were Gnawed Leaf + attack familiar
Maybe 6 had enough damage to warrant trying the battle for real, mainly though either epiphora or epic fetus
The others were trash on toast with no hopes of beating mega satan let alone the rest
Seems like most people are trashing Afterbirth+
It's not bad, it's just not nearly as big as Afterbirth or Antibirth
Really the key here is Antibirth. It was huge, it was free, and it was ultimately a bigger, better expansion pack than Afterbirth+ had any hopes of being.
Don't be a whimp, just tough it out!>>800332>>800333>>800334>new boss>actually it's a recolor of other bosses but fater>and also hurr durr boss armor you guys liked that mechanism right
>meanwhile in Antibirth that just came out, is free, has 4 alternate chapters with new, unique bosses and mechanics and enemies on each floor>Oh, also, the new final boss has two phases and a ton of very cool, unique attacks
I wonder why
I may have broken him on my later runs.
First Bumbo seemed to do nonsensical damage to him, and then I fought him with his HP bar depleting in one hit only to fully regen when he switched forms.
Also, the lack of good new enemies kills it
Only good one is the Monstro-head, all the rest is recolor garbage and an enemy spawner because it's hard to be creative for a 10 dollar DLC
RIP 5th dimension metahook
It's only PTR, so it's not final.
If the changed hook is more consistent though, I think I'd rather have it that way. They'll just have to figure out a way to make Hog not trash without the broken hook.
A lot of the times it wasn't broken
You rarely saw me complain about hooks since I know how it works.
You hit the target with the hook projectile while you can see them, only momentum carries them out of LOS, and that is why a lot of people thought he was 'hooking people through walls'
His hook has always been a problem child. It just makes sense they want it to become more consistent.
More like neuter it
Remove the hook
Replace it with a Tracer rewinder mine Hog throws
It works exactly the same as the old hook did, it just no longer looks like a physical chain
And all makes perfect sense
I need you to quickly meme draw this image, but with Roadhog lying on the deathbed with his hook hanged and Junkrat offering the cyanide gas
You are conveniently forgetting about the huge vertical hitbox hooking above walls.
Yeah, well, to fix that they could reduce the vertical hitbox intead of this.
Also, the only time I 'abused' it was when jumping over the rail in 3v3 to hook someone
Ending 20 couldn't have been better for Afterbith+, as much as the rest of the game might not hold up as much.
It expands previous theories and lorecrafting by adding that Isaac thought that his parents were fighting because of him, that is where all the hell/devil imagery is coming from
More importantly, it confirms what was obvious so far even more that he suffocated after locking himself in the chest, but now we know he hid there because he couldn't stand listening to the parents argue
For what it is, I find it pretty sad. I didn't think I could >feel for Isaac after all these years
But that makes no sense since the intro establishes Isaac doesn't die until well after Dad leaves
Although you could just have the cyanide gas be a huff-canister
Also, if you do, post it in /owg/ and link me up with what the reactions are>>800353
The intro also says Isaac's Mom tried to kill him yet we know from the Dark Room ending that Mother was actually looking for Isaac after he disappeared - aka locked himself up in the chest
Oasis has honestly become my favorite map in OW now. Fuck it's fun.
That you will rike it
Is the stellar constellation happening
How is the outlook for Mona looking?
Great!But I'd prefer it even more if you finalized your character with Wf.
I actually had some ideas today I wanted to discuss with him
>>800369>she also had to have the casket returned, at great inconvenience
It's a good movie, I'm happy you showed it to me.
It's such a beautiful day?
I'm glad you like it.
I do enjoy the works of Don Hertzfeldt, but this is one that is somewhat serious despite the humour and style.
Well I made it.
Now anything I manage is just extra.
I think Wf has been giving some hints he wants you to play your sluttiest character
It's quite dark tbqh.
It gets progressively darker but at first it just comes off as dark humour.
There is quite a disharmony between the narration, the art and the story, which is also why it feels more strange.
Feels just like the ramblings of someone with brain cancer
>>800380Yep, that's pretty much the ending too, it's probably just delirium>>800379
But they don't have the party parts
You have to use your imagination for that
That's not the point of art!
Then why do all greek statues have almost non-existant genitals?
It's all about the imagination!
She looks so pretty>>800386
The greeks just had tiny peepees
>that last bit of the movie
>snowing buckets here
Guess winter finally decided to show up. Better late than never, I suppose.
It's full of feels innit
I mean, I don't have a fear of death, but that ending made me emphatise with Bill quite a lot. It's really sad.
I told you it was a very nice movie!
There's a reason I like it so much
draw weird fetish porn instead
What Nasse said.
I drew a hoggo>>800399
I swer on me mum that thing is the single most fucked up looking item in the game>>800400
Shaky hands are bad for draw
Which is saying quite a lot
Make it extra fetishy
at least share some suggestions then
Capra but every time it hops it gets gayer.
Got a torrento f that movie you were talking about?
Can you DL something right now?
No but there is a Gdrive by me
You should get it off the gdrive, yeah.
Sent it on Whatsapp
I've never drawn marepussy (or jenny for that matter) so it's not exactly in my wheelhouse
>>800417>going to pornhub on a phone
That's how you get viruses.
I'm surprised just how many phone users there are.
If you did so well with Mabel, I'm sure you can learn how to trace one>>800417
Quite suprising, although somewhat necessary sometimes
Not everyone goes to 4chan fam
I thought the spoiler meant you did it too, fam.
I'm only surprised by the drop in tablet use
Tablets are pointless and wonky.
True, phones are powerful enough to serve their function now, and there are tons of 5.5 inchers and above.
Because they are kids and don't know better.
>>800431>searching agnph with all the twinges of guilt and curiousity back in the day
Freud and Oedypus would be proud
But Traces is gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Russians wouldn't know :^)
Why is this a thing
Pornhub does it every year, where the hell have you been?
Is there a Singapore entry?
>>800443>italy is untouched by the overwatch plague
instead you have 360 noscope giantess ballbusting on the rise
It might as well means that it went from 1 to 10 searches, on the rise means nothing!
Ah right, pornhub is blocked, so everyone here just uses a proxy.
I know, but I still don't get it
Hungary?>>800449>lesbian seduces straight for women
Is it? Looks like nothing to me, you are just a prude.
I guess I just don't like middle aged women in porn in general.
And yeah, yeah, incest is a thing because it' a taboo and rules are meant to be broken
>>800449>lesbian seduces straight
And why is BBW a thing in Somalia? Is it the one guy who has an internet connection?>>800451
Statistics are fascinating
Also too irrelevant.
Last one.>That Firefox crash
I thought we were talking about the data, not the content of that data.>milf>middle aged
The actresses are the same as teen videos, you faglord.
I'm not an expert like you are
Porn is at least as fake as documentaries.
>>800438>punished porn search
Kept you waiting, huh?
>>800460>that pic>suddenly reminded of Selena
Poor Sion. His alchemist will only be remembered for her genetic predisposition to become a single mother.
Try Venia. Light Heart did it with purpose, Venia just for the heck of it.
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Not to mention Marina 'Two dicks a day keeps the angry Sun away' Stinkfish.
I'm glad that she was mostly settled down by the time I joined.>>800472
Marina is a pure maiden who will walk the virgin road of marriage.To her cousin, but that's just politics and strange fate.
>>800469>Brazilian Fart fetish
South Park predicted the future again
Turns out Cumin's mother is Curry's sister, Skylight. The two had not been in touch for some time, so I don't think Curry even knew Skylight had a kid. This isn't due to their own actions, but because the Inquisition had been intercepting and stopping their correspondence.
>>800477>Turns out Cumin's mother is Curry's sister, Skylight.
You migh want to take on a lover and have children with him, just so your offsprings don't end up like the Targerians.
Yeah. And by the time Marina found out, it was 2late.Worse, Mera knew the whole time. But such political maneuverings were par for the course in those times.>>800480
So long as the offspring don't pair up with themselves, we should be fine. It's not like some Nightmarish recessive gene will crop up, right?
>>800449>women's favorites include Gangbang, Extreme Gangbang, Threesome and Lesbian Threesome
Considering the stereotype about men being the ones into having multiple partners, I find these results pretty amusing.
>>800482>the porn with the highest dick to pussy ratio is women's favourite
How queer, uh?
Besides, pulling in a consort after the whole suitor debacle we just sorted out would be a severe case of having one's cake and eating it too.
It was going fine on attack
Then we had a leaver on def and got fucking rekt
I'll just collect some more losses and be done with it
You know, there were a lot of hints, I'm surprised no one figured it out before being told
Maybe Sion is setting my standards too high for guessing plot
I missed big chunks of Marina's storyline.
I completely lost track of my own plot!
Have you guys updated your bzzz sheets?
Nope, thanks for reminding me!
It's actually SNOWING
IN SOUTHERN ITALY
AT SEA LEVEL
WHAT IS THIS
We call this phenomenon "winter."
Here winter temps have always been above 10° c.
Snow is unheard of.
Be safe >>800494
What the fuck is this shit
Everyone I know is getting snow
it's so unfair
It's summer over there, just wait for winter.
Oh hey another loss
Full diamond games and yet still
Because we need a junk rat to supercharge their zarya and an attack symmetra
No, it's supposed to be getting warmer!
I mean it'd be nice if I could get more than one win out of ten
If I didn't have to deal with people that have the little diamond emblem and still go hanzo or junk rat against a zarya
Or attack symmetra
Or no leaver, I had two out of 7 games
No, it's supposed to get warmer in summer and colder in winter.
Not yet, when is next sesh?
Though it doesn't have to be updated tonight since I want to just do set up the coming adventure and hopefully get all of you together again.
Weather patterns are strange shit
Winds will blow your way when it's boiling hot elsewhere
>Queue Hard Coop level 4 Stukov
>Paired with a level 33 Raynor
>"I hope this guy doesn't think he needs to carry me."
>He's the worst Raynor I've ever seen
>Lets his tanks die to liberators and cloaked banshees
>I have to solo all the defenses and the bonus on Mist Opportunities
>>800511>Sion bites the bait
Grand! But which one caught your interest?
It's the same to me.
The breezie one I like slightly more but if others want the machine one, I won't mind.
If comp has a limit for 1 of each hero
Can it please have a rule for no more than two tanks?
Or tank busters that aren't garbage?
Welcom to tank meta.
The breezie one should be the shortest, at about 6-8 sessions hopefully (keep in mind I'll be posting from phone)
The machines one would be considerably longer but not something that goes for a year >>800515
You're the boss
I could do Brzie short quest
I'm always a little hesitant to get into a new quest if it's long term because I might lose interest, but 6 sessions isn't much of a commitment
Alright alright let's go breezie then. Just need one or two more
>>800523>was always diamond>do season 3>
At least you didn't calibrate in Silver
S3 depends heavily on your S2 ending rank.>>800526
That's exactly the reason.
ELO tried matching you up with players of higher skills and you kept failing, then facing against bronze players and winning.
I mean, aside from 2 games at the very start, I felt like I've been doing good in them too
But holy fucking christ why would you EVER want to play comp>19 minutes of Lijang Tower>21 minutes of Nepal>23 minutes of Oasis
I only lost 3 calibration games though, and the losses save one were close as fuck.>>800531>not stomping every koth
For some reason every KotH has been a 3-0 in my favour
Except one time my team went Torb after we kicked the enemy's team shit in twice in a row
That's what keeps me from playing.
It's a huge ass focus commitment.
Doesn't matter if a loss was close or not, it's still a loss.
>>800534>Blizzard said MMR loss would depend on your performance before comp came out>lmao not really
Aside from Lijang all of them were 3-2 99-99 OT rounds
That's why I didn't bother doing more than one game till now too
Either of you want to do a breezie adventure in s10?
I'm already part of a breezie adventure but in FC
In way too many quests atm.
Comp is fun though. Only sucks when you have to play Ruins two times.
Roll #1 1 = 1
Yes I remember now
Remember that card…
Wait a minute, that card…
>That everything about Rogue One
Dick is diamonds.
What? Did you go see it again?
Nope. Only saw it for the first time today because of delays.
Pander makes politics happy
Oh okay, I just remembered you were arguing about whether it was really the best movie ever.
That wasn't me.
Probably not the best, but up there.
This one has some fun OW plays
You argued with me.
Yeah and Wf and I thought Groves was there too.
The NERF THIS next to a teleporter gets me every time
What's this? On mobile so can't watch.
A Mercy play of the game where she kills everyone.
Does Fairweather regret things?
Oh, RLM talks about Rogue One in their podcast.
Just three friends really really loving rogue one.
>breeziequest citizens are like hitman npcs
It is pretty gr8, isn't it.
Glad you could make it, Fairweather
>You watch your tone with me, Ayrie. You may be a resident but I'm still your superior as a beastmaster.
As if I could forget. Listen Fairweather, there's something about the Radan you should know.
Oh no, it's already begun!
This entire Hollow must be purged
>How can you even consider that? There's got to be another way.
No. Fairweather, by my right of residency I order you to purge the city.
>You are not my landlord yet Ayrie, nor would I obey that command even if you were.
Then I disband your party. Those of you that have the strength to save this forest, come with me. The rest of you… get out of my sight.
>She pushes the keychain in your legs
Not sure if lewd
Instead of hands or hooves they have breezers
That space battle was fantastic. Loved the Hammerhead corvette making an appearance.>>800573>RLM
>>800584>unholy amount of coincidences
Doesn't look like anything to me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXQ512JgDbw
I should watch this series
thanks for running
Be sure to update your sheets for next time!
Yeah, that was a great little easter egg. I do feel like most of the movie was a delivery vehicle for the battle sequence, as great as it was.
Apparently it had the ship of some guy from Clone Wars or Rebels too
Yes, I saw the Ghost in at least two scenes.
The Ghost canonically took part of the battle at least.
>toilet is connected to the vent>vent is connected to the outside>which means the -12 60km/h wind is blowing inside the toilet
Not only does this mean it's really fucking cold in there, the draft keeps opening the door too
This is hell>>800594
Nah, too tired
It's seen jumping away at the end. I also saw it on the tarmac at Yavin, and someone was paging a "General Syndula" over the PA there at one point.
I only noticed them calling General Syndula. Didn't see Ghost at any point.
No thanks, unless you mean this is to replace when you'd run witch quest, then I would.
No no It's not meant to replace Witch, it's just a small quest with less than 10 sessions thing
Then probably not, I wouldn't want to slow you down
glad you understand
There's something more
You must pick your magician name! This is your official name that it's safe to share with other people. Typically these are selected at age twelve from the Almanac of Magician Names. As an artist, you might consider something like Tobias Marbleshaper, Darcy Sunbeam, Rowan Rosewater, Hugo Heartchisel, or Louis Whitestone.
>>800612>inb4 Dorian Gray
I'll give it some thought and get back at you tomorrow with it
>>800612>As an artist
What does his character do?
I was thinking about maybe giving mine a musical streak.
SculptingMortician on the side
>>800616>tfw a qt pony will never be my boss>tfw I will never be paid for shitposting
Now you just made me sad
Music is very good, typically music is a part of every young magician's education, as it is used in some rituals such as lamia charming, no really, this is canon
Turning it into a more formal specialty would be a good way to flesh out your character.
I could live with it
Perfect. How similar to actual Victorian society is this setting anyway?
The tech level
Some of the country names
Some of the landmarks (Houses of Parliament [Westminster Palace] and therefore Big Ben, Westminster Abbey, the Thames, etc.)
I woke up vibrating one day
Turns out I was in a Sharper Image
Turns out, I had a hard on
Turns out, no one cared
>Roadhook now kills Mei (250), Ana (thin model), Soldier (thin model) and Reaper (250) without the tech
>Probably Sombra too
As I said. Strong in lower skill levels, weaker in higher ones.
Pick only one.
Viable at our skill level desu**
**TN: desu means tbh
Can't wait to be back home and able to play properly.
I want a video where Ana says>My shots find their marks
And then it cuts to>Oh hi Mark!
Just cutting videos isn't that hard and I bet you can sample "Oh" and "hi" out of Ana's voice lines.
Many things I am
Video editor is not among them
Not with that attitude!
>>800639>Pinkie Pie is my least favorite
>>800640>my name is Jim>my name is nathan>my name is Angelica>my name is Mia>I am a pirate
Still not sure if those server errors are real or not
>error: we missed the server try again>I love you>I have a girlfriend>I don't have a boyfriend>do you want one?>>800642
It's pretty rad anyway.>no I just told you I was a girl with a ninja friend
>>800644>are you part of an organization or a company?>Neither!>what are you then?>Genderfluid
>A:where do you live
>B:I live in downtown toronto
>A:that's so far!
>B:where do you live?
>A:I live in downtown toronto
Vlad is a fucking barneyfag.
>Harry Potter or Twilight?>Twilight.>Why?>Do you like wine?>What do you want me to do you on Thursday?>About your life.
This is some good stuff, older bots would get stuck in circles.
Meme of the year.
Wow Vlad is a REAL bronybot.
>Do you have friends?
>>800653>the girl has no friends>doesn't understand when asked "why"
I like how she answers before he makes the questions.
>>800658>Still watching that
You've lost control of your life!
Yes. Yes I have. Let's discuss the quest. Maybe timeskips for my character would work better to make her more integrated with the rest of the party?
I mean, it's totally up to you, it would simply affect whether you have been in your current position for a short period or a long time
Eh I'm just bored and want to talk about stuff.
>if you don't tell me your name I will cause hell on earth for a million years
>correct horse battery staple isn't responding right now
The cheeky fuck used an xkcd as machine name.
MLP is anime, bots confirm.
>pc in pisa just went offline
Guess it means no more vidya until I'm back.
Nopony wants me to add genitals to Mabel
Blegh, I guess I'll try
I think though that we're very close to starting
When are your x-ams?
Do it whenever, just not the 15th.
But I thought Sion didn't want to play your new quest!
Dsty is rubbing off on you>>800682
That's not a doggo adventure
I never much care for looks in general and giving the character an outfit he doesn't actually own is freeform forum RP tier. But since s10 lacks gear, I just gloss over it entirely.
All of Sylt's characters walk around naked
Mostly because Marina, actually. I've had a lot more focus on my wardrobe in this one quest than most I've played.>>800684
But dressing up your pony is half the fun!
Only half. The non-pony ones.
And when are we getting Rhanna/Sheep/Flapjack pictures?
Yeah maali, when are we getting those pictures?
>>800686>Got Fidget in touch with his feminine side
The true goal of the quest
I really, really tried to draw Rhanna and Flapjack
DDs too hard
So how goes the quest building?
Pretty good, hoping to start this weekend
Nice. Hopefully DM reboots OTR too
Hey now, I already drew Rhanna and Novelus, and Wf is the only one who is able to draw Flapjack faithfully
How am I to do it without reference? >>800691
But what about Flapjack? Is little alpaca too hard to draw?
I remember it
But I'm not one to talk, I haven't drawn in a good while, how embarrassing
I doodled some poses!
Well, more like Sketches of the same pose until it looked like it was at least correctly proportioned
>snowed all night
I want to go for a walk now
It even snowed here, deep in the heart of Texas
What happens when those bars are filled up?
I know we already talked about this, but to rephrase our earlier realizations about the pornhub statistics
>Overwatch was more popular than anal>>800705
you'd think they'd be about the same, since both involve you getting buttfucked.
Procecurally generated TV dramas are herehttps://www.twitch.tv/seebotschat>>800710
Brazil average 29 C high>Singapore average 33-34 C high
So you think you know what hot weather is like huh
>seeing robots break up after a rocky relationship
If you think your average temps are hot, oh boy
Well yes I could be learning C# or playing EYE but my god do I feel lethargic
No contemporary memes, but I think it rickrolled
We must accelerate the rate of meme development, so it can catch up to and ultimately overtake contemporary memes, creating memes autonomously.
An AI that exists to analyse pop culture and repeat parts of it it finds amusing to itself, a self-feeding meme engine.
You mean a… meme-gen?
Rapid Access Memery. The world isn't ready.
This made me unexpectedly think back to a hentai I saw like twelve years ago
I doubt I'd bother with it these days
It was about a guy getting a new job as a teacher and banging one of his fellow teachers who was a huge sub so they kept spiralling deeper and deeper into BDSM
Go do something crazy.
Well Rogue One would be showing in 4 hours, I could go see that.>>800739
'1d5'Roll #1 3 = 3
I was more thinking along the line of going out and doing something completely out of the blue.
Like just packing and going skiing somewhere in the afternoon, if you like that kinda thing.
Something totally different might refresh you!
I don't have any ski boots that fit
But you have ski boots?
Or just go for a hike, even>all that land>not using it
Not at my house, no.
My old ones are probably in my parents' garage.>>800744
Ah fuck I will do just that.
It's a snowy day and not massively cold, might as well enjoy it.
Ah I see!
P.S. if you're going to go for a hike, do a long one.
When I feel unmotivated I try to do something that's physically exhausting. IT refreshes the mind.
What Sion said
Maybe take the train away a station or two and explore a while.
I genuinely dislike being in unfamiliar places.
But you're a creative spirit! You need it!
I thought that kind of thing would inspire you, I greatly enjoy it myself
Any nice woods to walk around nearby, at least?
Several. Which is where I'm going.>>800749
I like being in control of things. Being lost is not being in control.
Taking control of new things is how you truly know you can control
But when you learn new places, they become familiar and you have more places in your control.
I designed a game while walking so I suppose it was productive.
Between her tattoo and the circled nose tip it looks like Ana has clown makeup.>>800761
wat a smoosh
>Having to go out for yet another party today
Just end this meme hell already.
Well that doesn't answer my question!
Tell us about your game
>5 people squeezing in back of car>friend has to sit on my leg
Whose party even?
Grandmother's 80th birthday. Not something I want to skip. Unfortunately this means driving to the Netherlands because that's where more than half of my family lives.
Gah, I really wanted to just stay home and be lazy tonight.
It ended up being a mashup of Hitman, Tenchu and MGSV's recruitment mechanics.
Hitman-style target assassinations and disguise system, but with an added layer of using gadgets like grappling hooks, wall climbing tools and other gear to move around more fluidly when not disguised. This creates a balance between picking when to bother with a disguise and when to abandon it for access to your tools. The recruitment mechanic comes in for both equipment unlocking purposes, and because unlike MGSV there is a reason to play as more than one character - there are separate sets of male and female disguises, and sometimes having a specific body type like a fat dude or a dwarf allows access to special disguises/perks in a mission.
Then the rest of my planning went into musing about tertiary shit like splitting the mission targets into factions, allowing one to work for/against specific people (criminal gangs, local nobles, etc), which affects how the game ultimately ends when your hideout comes under siege by whoever you pissed off the most. Or literally everyone at the same time if you somehow united the world against you.
Sounds ambitious. I hope you weren't thinking for it to be a mobile game
Also I only remembered what Tenchu was by the end of your post. Now I feel like replaying the ps1 one
Also I don't know about the recruitment thing… It's a bit weird to imagine it making sense. Would you hire a dwarf guy and then like train him to be an assasin too? Does that mean you're not a single assasin but just a worker, a tool of a bigger faction in a hideout?
My initial concept of it was that you start out as a guy working as an assassin for hire under his boss, but the boss retires/dies/you kill him and then you become boss. So you need to keep an eye out for potential good recruits when out murdering, and have them marked for the cleanup crew to take back home and put to work.
Unlike MGS you can't just bring out anyone and everyone, only specific good enough people. So you aren't going to train a dwarf chef into an assassin, but you can kidnap a dwarf guard and train him up, so he can pretend to be said dwarf chef and pull off a tricky kill nobody else could.
And sometimes you want to just send the huge beefy motherfucker with a big hammer and forsake stealth entirely.
Okay NOW it makes a good bit of sense
It could also add a lot of variety and replayability to it, letting you kill the target at each mission in a number of different ways
>Country was supposed to get crippled by snow
>Instead it's just been pissing rain all day
Just meme me up Scotty.
The fat magicians of the Undead Settlement have got to be the worst enemy in the souls games ever.
They are awful to fight but on the plus side you can stagger and backstab them.
Other candidates for that title include>DeS
Giant Plague Zombies>DaS
WINTER FUCKING LANTERNS
Except you can't stagger them.
But you can parry and backstab them!
Their location and the fact that they come in packs adds a lot to it.>>800775
I'm pretty sure I could stagger them
Maybe I'm remembering wrong, or your weapon is dildos
I am using a broadsword.
Then I must be remembering wrong, because I only ever really used straight swords and greatswords.
You can run past all of them though.
The same applies to pretty much everything on my list. I suppose it's more of a "worst to fight where you have to fight them" list.
The lanterns aren't too bad until the last room with like 12 of them
Eat my tits you fucking terrible piece of design and fuck you for making me kill four of you for one fucking upgrade stone because it's still better than the Chalice Dungeon.
It's very stressful to deal with them!
But my worst enemy is probably Still Dogs
DaS1 dogs are bad for me too at times, but mostly because I never use a shield.
at least dogs fall easily to any wide swing weapon
The key to lantern dudes is to just rush in. The aura takes a moment to cast and you can usually kill them before you run out of stamina. Then just wait for your HP bar to come back.
The worst part of any souls game is the inevitable
>Run across narrow rooftop while archers with knockback try to one shot you
Until you learn to parry bait them.
Terrible choice. What did you use instead of a good trusty shield then? >>800789
Aye, they can be easy to get rid of, it's just stressful for me
They tilt me >>800790
No, it's the >Rolling in the swamp level
Big sword, small swords, two swords, bows, crossbows, staves, but shields are boring.
I agree it must feel extremely boring and dull to fight without that excitement of not having a shield to protect your life
Shields are clutches in all soul games after all, and BB agrees.
BB added a shield in Old Hunters
There's no shields in Bloodborne? Dang
There are two
One is literally three planks strapped to each other with the flavor text saying shields should not be relied on, and the other is a proper shield in the DLC.
>>800796>that one wooden shield description
They went back on their words!
It says shields are good, but should not let one grow complaisant.
That gif reminds me of tatami galaxy.
It's from Goodnight Punpuin, you may enjoy it
The plank shield is EXTREMELY useful in the dungeons and against hunters.
I remember reading about it, seems right up my alley.
I am having a fucking solid 9/10 giggle at these new TBAG episodes
On another note, HP Lovepone was a reference in profession to Dr. McNinja, a comic which will shortly end
Basically I've only got one real free day I can play a few hours. And that goes to either Bz or H.
But I guess starting a dungeon in a mini session might be asking for disaster considering how fast our dungeons go.
The dungeon was referring to bz
getting a cameo in H?
Maybe she could cameo as some jizz being carefully stored in a jar, since she won't be born for almost 200 years.
It would explain why she never met her father!
>>800828>her experiments on finding the "True Love Gene" render Mabel incapable of securing hers
Magic CRISPR is no joke.
But how else will Selena find true love?
Isn't she a bit too old for that, after two kids?
Too old to find it! But she already found it, she just has to kick it back up.
Just because he's yours doesn't me you're his.
That's the thing about messing with that. You're never really sure you want to know the answer.
Gee thanks for killing all hope Fidget
Are you sober? Do you have an excess of snacks, drinks, and anime to watch?
Because otherwise you can't binge watch things anymore?
Stores are closed by now
I could crack one of my old bottles of wine but I've already drank all the ones I know I like, and I have no cheese to go with it.>>800842
I just did half a season of Thunderbirds and am not contemplating on my next move.
…Any porn you've been putting off? The night could go out with a metaphorical bang.
Because SLP is for the weak and you should use your waking hours while you can.
Not particularly, no.>>800845
I get as much, I just figured I could try to make it more meaningful somehow beyond binge watching random shit until I fall asleep in my chair.
Get drunk and write a book.
In that case, all I can say is try to do something you haven't done in a while that you find enjoyable (even if it's just going for a walk in the snow, followed by a sauna/hot shower), and then go to bed.
Or figure out how you're gonna learn to sculpt
well there's an old reference>>800848
I already did an hour long snow hike today, and I'm saving the sauna for tomorrow.
Maybe I should open one of those wines. Why the fuck would I keep them otherwise?
Special occasions? Like the Meets.
I see you making things like this.
Or lastly learn your first programming language!
Well true but that's not for another year>>800852
I've been meaning to start for so long, starting in the dead of night on a weekend is not a good place to take the plunge.
You could try and experiment with cocktails, if you've the materials. Or arrange your figurines into amusing positions.
Again - meaningful>only have some juice as a mixer
…mulled wine? Maybe?
Download tinder, start swiping, get into a crazy date and ride through the night, waking up in a week married in vegas.
Did you like Thunderbolt Fantasy?
It was pretty cool, I should watch more of it.
>got more than half a foot of snow
Now if only we all weren't on a diet, I'd be able to make some hot chocolate and really enjoy the sight.
>>800859>We all on a diet
need I say more?
In an effort not to die fat and happy, we've been signed up for something called a "My Peak Challenge" thing which is an exercise/diet plan that spans the whole year.
The diet plan pretty much replaces any sugary thing with fruit, so that's why.The MPC program offers a wide range of things you can do, like learning a craft or something, but we got the exercise course because all of us are fat Americans.
At least we get a t-shirt out of the deal.
>>800862>doing anything with the word 'challenge' in the title>ever>under any circumstance
Stop encouraging this branch of viral marketing, it sickens me
Well it sounds very unusual (and a bit unfair) for me >>800862
That's the lamest thing I ever heard you say Fidget
Who in your family had that terrible idea? Couldn't you opt to stay out?
>unopened bottle of 18.5% liquor
Time to die
Weightwatchers actually works.
I still have winter whiskey to drink
wanna stram something?>>800868
I don't feel like a 40% night right now, I need to be alive in two days
You think I wanted to do this?>>800864
And no, I couldn't.>>800866
At least it provides a bunch of exercise videos/explanations of how to do exercises that you'd otherwise have to look for. And it could be worse. It could have just been a scam wholesale.
This is how memetic marketing takes firmer root - consumers who are unaware of the sheer power of meme magic
Good luck with that.
Why couldn't you?
I think I'll have an out, at least, once field work starts up again. They can't watch me all the time, after all.
It did get me to try eating avocado, though, which is not as bad as I thought it would be.>>800875
Because I'm obligated to go along with this as not only do I leech room and board from my family, but she also spent money on it. I've got to at least stick with it for a month or two.
I'm sorry this had to happen to you
And avocado is pretty good
Banana's are still awful in their base form, though.
Banana is disgusting. Worst fruit.
Do you really mean that or are you trying to bait me into defending bananas so you can make a BR=Monkeys joke?
That's not strawberry
Nah m8 that throne belongs to the pineapple
You take that back, heathen>>800883
Pineapple makes good juice and is amusing just because of how hostile it looks.
Plus it's great on pizza
I stand by my words.
Those are both great fruits what is wrong with you people
The only fruit that really sucks is mangoo
That's not even a fruit it's a goddamn berry
Your freudian slips are leaking
Finally left memeland.
Home in 30.
Whatever, I forget it just one o in English
Did you somehow miss all of fruitology
I know you don't have any up there but berries are fruits
Shit tastes. Neck yourselves.
Okay you talk big guy.
What's worst fruit?
nigga we got the kinda berries here you folks pay out the ass to eat
Today, Nopony wasn't here
But tomorrow, maybe Timbuktu starts
Is that a sex joke
No it's a reference to the ridiculous price of the Arctic Cloudberry, but still.
Shame I don't know the first thing about 5e, might be interesting.
Shit like durians.
Pears if we're talking more local fruit. Although I don't hate it as much as I used to.
I have literally never heard of this thing before
I figured with how unfinished it is it might still work in any game if it was tweaked right.
Cloudberry are great. Shame the jam sold here is nothing like the one sold in Finland.
Well, if we can grow grapes in Michigan of all places, we could probably find a way to grow it in Alaska or something.
The fuck do you even make with a berry that grows in the snow
It only grows in arctic swamps, go figure.
ah yes, the delicious frozen swampberry
I will feed some to you at the meet
With warm cheese
what kind of cheese
Finnish squeaky cheese
It's kinda like cheese curds but not
Is of made from rubber.
It seems likely that even Swats will come.>>800917
Imagine the texture of halloumi
Swatz and Gaius are attending.
Oh man, commuting and shit is gonna be a nightmare.
a lot of things
We'll have to figure something out sometime.
I mean, if we can get to the cottage somehow, you guys can just get drunk and pass out in the snow
Basically most of the plan is to just get there and stay there.
Maybe do a helsinki day
But seriously I will struggle to find places for everyone to sleep
Whoa there, sugarcube. I haven't made any commitments yet.
Yes you have. You have no reason not to come.
A thousand dollar cross-atlantic flight?
He's a working man. If our resident Asians can do it, why not the privileged white male?
Because my privilege ends where my finances begin.
Because I need to find the time off first.
You have a year, mister Potter.
BDN does it because he lubs us though
Gaius is evil and wants to steal DM from us with his animes and vidya games
This drink is awful
I wish I had port
Perfect, you can move to Yurop and cut out the Trans-Atlantic flight.
I quite literally just started X-Com2. Could play OW if you've got any other takers.Though with how I've been doing I probably shouldn't be in teams since I'd just end up dragging you guys down.
Oh so I alone am not enough for you?
Either way you're already better than plenty of people who play QP.
I'm gonna join. Promise, I won't nag.
Could also Stram if Gaius and Swatz are up for it.
Well, I mean, you're asking in general. I figured I alone wouldn't be enough for you
Find me a job and I might do it.
>>800944>OW is updating
You gonna be on Euro or American servers? I'm assuming Euro.
Step 1 is to find a country you'd like to work in.
Then look up companies in that country that might want to hire you.
Going to need like 10 first. brb
well that limits my choices to England and…England.
That's not europe though.
Any major city or tourist hotspot
Need I remind you we speak english almost exclusively at Rovio.
Go Ireland. Fantastic country.
I keep forgetting Ireland is a thing though, that would probably work. I just default to England because the BBC is there.
Really, don't go to England. It's a shithole and it's gonna get worse with Brexit.
Would you join Kazuma's party
Someone on /a/ made a good point that Darkness is a shit tank because her bad hit rate means she can't hold aggro
T A C T I C A L
N E C E S S I T Y
>tfw starting an intership thing next Monday
Looks like I'm gonna be spending a lot more time here.
That's what her max rank in Fetish is for.
THAT'S NOT HOW WORKING WORKS
It's not a REAL job
I don't get paid and basically there's nothing to do most of the time.
What are you supposed to be doing?
This is europe faggot.
We have unions here. Very hard to fire someone. We're very proud of that and wonder at the same time where all the jobs went
>played 11 hours of Descent with friends
Oh my god it was so good
Melee tank OP OP
MVP was my friend though, he randomly got a skill that kills every non-named monster around him in a 3 tile area if he dies
So I used a skill to attack three times in a single turn to clear out three monsters in the way so he could dash ahead and our mage could cast an explosion that blew him up so his skill cleared the entire room of all enemies
That was a good farewell party they threw for me
Appeasing our government overlords while waiting to apply for a technical university.
It's an association that rehabilitates people who have been unemployed for a long time into work life, they have a textile working section, IT-support/Graphics design section, Woodworking section, and yard working section. Basically they get free labor to produce just about enough dosh to keep themselves going.>>800969
I'm not a part of any union, although I know how firing someone works here. Not that I care.>>800968
As long as I don't get paid, I don't give a single shit. And it's not like it's a real job that gives any actual experience or citations worth a damn.
When are you leaving?
Oh right one of those things. Yeah if those are anything like belgium you won't need to do shit.
Leaving the city on the 12th and leaving the country on the 14th
It really fucking pisses me off, yes.
Semester over there starts at January 16 while the autumn semester for us doesn't even end until february
I'm pretty much robbed of two or three weeks of doing exams, which is why I pretty much failed one already, since I can't retry
He really is planning a great escape. Maybe he and gaius can live together
Gotta love that international coordination.
That really is shit
Not like I can do much about it
I'm just going with the flow and hope that nothing goes terribly wrong
What was the topic
Ex-Channel Awesome people calling Doug Walker a faggot
I would argue that she's instead invested in a lot of skills that involve not causing damage, but instead generating pure aggro. That and taking damage that was directed at her teammates.
Pfft. Sounds amusing enough.
It derailed into a surprisingly entertaining tirade about getting mad at someone he worked with not knowing how to troubleshoot streaming issues, which then evolved into a general rant of "HOW HARD IS IT TO GOOGLE"
It's astounding how little he managed to learn after all those years. The tales of woe from stuff like Kickassia are always hilarious.
Funny thing that, I actually went and looked up Brad Jones' commentaries on that and am watching them right now.
Oh and on an unrelated note, the new episodes of Thunderbirds were really good.
I need to catch up on Rebels too.
As do I
…we could do it right now?
>there's an extended OST for the final cutscene of AB+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4De5b_zO58
I can rest easy now
>brutal co-op super easy to farm with stukov
But it's 20:30 on a Saturday. What's to be awake for?
Not to sleep!>>800997
I'mma lmao your ass, faglord.
From v thread about sg0
>estimate mayuri's iq>222
Steins gate 0
I assume all memelords here are familiar with the most meme anime
Watched 2 episodes and shelfed it.
It takes a little time to pick up but it's worth it
Ep1 is especially obtuse until retrospect
It really sounded too far fetched to be interesting to me, sadly.
It actually calls a lot on a real life urban myth, the John titor affair you can read about on Wikipedia
CERN is naturally involved
Yes, I think I read somewhere about the "SERN" assassins.
It kinda made me cringe.
Anyway, it's not worth talking about to someone has no clue what they're talking about, everything just becomes an explanation
Don't watch it if you've spoiled yourself with Wikipedia synopses, I just assumed you had because everyone has and its essentially mandatory /a/ and /v/
Haven't seen it either. No clue what it's about aside from '''''''science'''''''.
>pirate a game for the first time in a billion years
>it's a virus
Fuck me raw.
hence why I'm usually so hesitant to download things off the web.
Bah. At least I have a good antivirus.
Nothing lost I hope.
Have this pone in case you lost it, because of the virus, yea.
Totally. Virus ate my bats. You should repost them all.
what an empty night!
>wind going strong
>open hallway with glass door under the house
>every time wind picks up the glass vibrates
>sounds like a wind chime
It's pretty fun actually.
>>801024>Have to sleep in living room >Wind hits the wall hard enough that even the couch shook
That was a 3AM wake up I didn't want.
Free from dinner at long last
5am sandwiches are a great way to fuck yourself over.>>801025
Murder the wind.>>801026
Study a bit, fuck around a lot.
You're in for a good time
Saw it already, actually
You ain't seen nothing yet >>801032
If you can manage to push aside all feelings of guilt, then yeah
…What are you talking about?
You mean you don't feel guilty after little studying and lots of playing?
No. I am a horrible person.
So was I supposed to just shoot the Watchdog Dragon from afar? I feel like I missed out on something important
He flies away before you do enough damage to kill him.
I don't think you can do enough to actually kill him at that point.
Hhhhnng I want it but
I'll sleep instead
Why are all pokegirls so lewd?
the old fans who draw them are
Are you telling me teen girls are not lewd?
Nah, they're mostly moody
Yes yes run for the others
Just don't let Andy get way too ahead of me pls
Will the show ever have qt moments like this again?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHc5uTob-LA
Never, didn't you pay attention?
She's just gonna hand out written invitations now.
I have to say, getting the /xcg/ text pack really increases my enjoyment of XCOM, even when things go pear-shaped.
Also, Killzone is a fucking amazing thing for snipers to have.
wolves maybe >>801069
okay feeling groggie
going to sleep
thanks for running
Gonna prep for school then
Deploying tactical nap
Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday mang
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>5 posts in 6 hours >>801073
Have a Boob
I didn't see you posting anything!
I was asleep of course >>801078
I sees that! Have fun now
Also thanks to everyone.
"only" a year to the next meet. Yay.
I can't post in my dreams >>801086
How nice, sorry I can't come
Are you people at the meet going to play the bread game?
Yeah the bread game! You don't know it? It's very popular for meetings with friends
See, Groves already knows about it
Happy birthday and all that!
The way she slowly falls over is what makes it
>Sleeping with pink moomin-patterned bedsheets tonight
I'm the image of modern masculinity
Ok time to go buy the train ticket for this month so I don't have to do it tomorrow morining
>enter darkest dungeon thread
>say I just got the game
>ask what should I know before starting
>all replies are snipsets from the narrator
To fall for such a thing…
>Playing Comp with three Russians
God have mercy on my soul.
At least you didn't have some butthurt aids-ridden Cambodian cunt throw your last game
We actually had a great defense going. They didn't get far at all.
Of course, we got even less far and lost the game because our Ana was asleep and the team couldn't deal with a flanking reaper. Bleh.
>>801104>DVA getting changed again
but I was just getting to like her this way, man, I hate MP games so much
I've updated Pattern's avatar to make her eyes yellow
Is it good?
Triggering shitters on reddit is so amusing.
The elite dangerous community is cancer manifest and shitposting is the only things which brings me joy.
If my project doesn't go through then I might use my time to plan for other stuff
Wait a minute
Pattern is Pink??
Pale purple technically
Gosh hecking darnit
Still no computer
Draw it on napkins.
Sylt I'm in a two room house with 3 kids, a woman and her boyfriend and my mom
I won't be doing porn anytime soon
Draw it in your mind!
Thoughts are an invalid file type here
In front of the fillies
This is 2B.
That man is the game dev who designed 2B.
Oh, the sex robot
He must know where a lot of bodies are buried that he keeps getting away with everything
I forgot how banal the Cathedral of the Deep was. Guh.
>take dog on walk
>lose glasses in snow
My life is a comedy of errors. Though I was past-due getting a new pair, I suppose.
What, did you wander into a tree or something
No, I put them in my coat pocket because they kept getting fogged up. I've a good idea where they might have fallen, but it was plowed over by the time I got back there.
If I was smart, I would have just pulled my scarf below my chin.
But, I've had those for more than two years now so I was well-overdue for an exam/new lenses. And the frame itself was over four years old, so it was mostly held together with hopes and dreams.
My frames are old as shit and still hold together fine. Maybe if you didn't manhandle them all the time.
Might stram in a bit. Playing OW now.
Didn't you want to start on the weekend?
I was exaggerating, but the left earpiece had worn to the point it was causing irritation. So it was either slap some tape on it or get new frames.
I wanted to write you yesterday when I got home
I think I got a good wizard name
Yeah, I guess we could if there's interest>>801181
How does Percival Marblecraft
I'd think it sounds Victorian enough!
>have a quest about breezies being big pony antique scavengers
It was so obvious…
>1 hour later
All the Timbuktuers are memeing
>>801191>group memery>not invite
Yeah but I didn't know they were meming!
>"Come on, just one more game!"
>Widow, Hanzo Sombra
It was in the assemble group phrase, leaving is permitted then
We LITERALLY can't start if Groves hasn't picked a magician name
The great Akazamzarak
So you've officially given up eh?
I really tried to accommodate you!
Many have tried but as I said I don't expect to turn out very reliable or attentive. There is a reason I DM rather than play.
As much as you do
I know I don't at least.
I had hoped to redeem you
I said you can be flexible with schedule and character, dunno what else I can offer. Work with me here. Help me help you.
My compulsive desire to plan well ahead does not make me suitable for roles other than DM.
If you really want to talk more, then we do it tomorrow since I need be up in less than 6 hours.
What if you plan ahead, and sometimes things work out as planned but sometimes they don't?
How often have things really gone according to plan in your quests
Ornstein and the Rotten down
All 4 Great Souls acquired
Let's see what lies behind those doors in the wood
Also, I might be too gud for DaS2. The Rotten was horribly easy.
The rotten isn't hard. Especially if you disarm him.
It's not like it doesn't have a bunch to spare.
Also, I'm a magic build who is still trying to find decent light armor.
True, but none of them are big enough to hold his cleaver.
And protip, you probably won't until you get a hexer's set or Lucatiel's.
Magic is always really strong in Souls, but yeah the Rotten is probably the easiest great soul, even more than Old Iron King
I'm already rocking the Hexer set, but it isn't very eye pleasing like the DaS1 sets.>>801215
I just circle strafed and occasionally rolled. The fire was my greatest enemy
Instead of junkrat, there should be a Lucio sitting there. You know, roadhog's 3 main victims.
Pick only boop
You could make the same argument about Ana and her sleepdart.
It's true and I will!
I believe Groves established today that Zenyatta is the chief Roadhog victim within 20m, which is funny, because he's a Roadhog counter.
The reason is of course his circular hitbox. Very inviting toward shotguns and Sombra.
You don't even need it with nuhook
D.va and Ana are there because of the upcoming nerfs to them, and Junkrat is just moral support
Thanks for running Wf
NUhook doesn't deny boops and sleep darts!
Technically, that first session didn't really have much lewd in it. Well, maybe for Sylt? He can be the judge of that.
Not really, but if the stun has the same duration and you miss the positioning on nuhook you fuck yourself over and are now lined up for sleep/boop.
I mean, it was a setup-session
Totes. I'm wet as fuck.
IF that's serious, then hey, that's great. Sometimes it can be hard to measure how you're doing.
It was only half a joke. It was pretty much what I signed up for, pretty good stuff.
Well mine wasn't lewd either!
Cannot be too soon!>>801238
Nope, just normal things happening normally.
Even mundane things can be lewd if you have the right fetishes. Sylt is playing the curator of a tile museum.
I thought we agreed on being quiet about that, ffs!
>>801242>curator of tile museum>tile museum>tile
Everything makes sense now.
A little bit of OW anyone?
Where is this quest? I see no thread
Eeeeh it's super late.
Ehh, you're right
It's roll20. A little more private.
Offer's still open if you want to play in magic London.
Maali's fetish is peeping on other players and their quests.
What's so magic about it? >>801253
You already know my fetish
>>801254>what's so magic about it?
Nevermind I get it
It's ruled by magicians, who summon demons to serve them
My tastes are too vanilla for stuff like that
You would be the second who is only interested in vanilla stuff
>>801261>>801260>erp>make it vanilla
Just go get laid at that point!
And who's the other one? >>801262
To be honest I didn't want to be in for lewd (at least not mostly)
I was just most interested in the setting, and this setting is not for me, sadly
That's private fam
Roll #1 2 = 2
You sure love keeping secrets
It's fair though.
Sure, hopefully that means he respects the sake of privacy
Aren't we all?>>801262
But they get scared when I grab the kitchen knife
Reminds me of that birdman scene.
I'm actually not, if I thought you were interested I would've flat out asked you like everyone else. No reason to be coy about things.
If you're interested in the setting though, I'd recommend the books. Go read those instead, I'm rereading them now and they hold up 100%
No I meant the movie Birdman.
>>801275>no reason to be coy
that's why I'm not interested at all, geez
I don't think you are! Stop reading deeper meaning into my posts, I literally just said I don't think you're interested and you should go read a book instead!
If Derpibooru knows anything, she loves eggheads
Just tell her she can go back to reading her turbonerd books instead.
I still haven't watched it yet>>801279
Rainbow is the biggest nerd though
I heard she is dating a total nerd
That's pretty gay
I was about to say the same!
Your quest is humans, right?
Also>Watching My Hero Academia dub>Kacchan keeps saying "You're just a little bug" over and over
Increasing suspicions that the localization was done by people whose only English experience was reading really bad murderfag giantess fiction>>801295
Yeah, that's right. If you're just interested in the setting instead of the quest maybe you should read the book too. It's good!
She never tried to interrupt a AGDQ speedrun with a cancer story
That seems like a very specific thing!
She looks fucking awful
>>801298>watching AGDQ >after how much shit they banned
Not anymore, modern GDQ is like a talkshow basically, they even have a pundit desk littered with promotional items.
I'm talking about the "can you stop" incident in runnerguy's audience
I don't think I know of that incident.
It was early 2015, so about 2 years ago. You can already tell that this was a symptom of the cancer spreading throughout the anticancer event, though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfKQUEPcgi8
On phone, what's this?
Thanks now I need chemo.
>QP on US servers
What is this cancer
>>801309>qp where people talk the same language
I do love the look of the guy playing. He gives no fucks.
You know, my impression from dubs/translations is that Japanese just isn't the type of language with much… variety.
I know it's got that thing where the same word with a different inflection means something else, but what I'm talking about it that there's a sort of rigidness to the way the language is used. For crying out loud, they've only got one curse word; maybe english is the oddball with how many slurs we've developed, but I'm pretty sure most languages have more than one.>trying to look up sources to support or disprove my assumptions>everything that comes up is just "racial slurs about japanese"
Why are the important topics the hardest ones to find information on?
Keep in mind anime and manga are made for children. You are reading the equivalent of a marvel comic asking yourself why the nuances of this language, which root is completely different from that of the one language you know, seems to not exist.
No no you didn't understand, I AM interested in quest but I'm not interested in the setting at all
>>801313>complaints about shallow cursing pool
maybe this is what you need http://www.sljfaq.org/afaq/insults.html
>usual 5am munchies
I swear I'm gonna kill that faggot fridge.
I really should have taken some notes when playing DaS2. I'm sure I would have saved myself so much time.
To be fair, some Marvel Comics can be pretty wordy these days.
You have a point, but even in extremely graphic and psychological animes, the same phrasings and words keep coming up.
Maybe I really should have tried to be a linguist; I find questions like this really intriguing.>>801318
Well, that does broaden things up. There's this thing I had that talked about this, but I can't seem to find it. I know where it is, but it's going to take me a minute's digging to find it.
Give me an example of wordy anime.
Pic related will send you spinning.
>>801321>that entire reply
I'm hopelessly lost, and feel like I don't know english now.
Sorry, like I said, I'm trying to find something, so I'm a bit distracted trying to dig it up. Guess that made my reply come off as kind of sporadic. >>801322
Of course, the other explanation is that translators are lazy/too much gets lost in translation, so the language comes off as simpler than it actually is.
Yes. That's most often the case.
I hope you find it
Pulling an allnighter was a mistake.
Found the thing. Turns out that part of it was just my memory being bad- it never says that there's only one swear word, just that Japanese doesn't have nearly as many swears as english does.
I might have been wrong, but I feel like I still accomplished something. Even if it was just correcting myself on a false understanding.
>banned from /v/
I am reaching new highs.
What'd you post? That games are supposed to be fun?
I was merely explaining to some anon how to get sub boipucci ez.
Psch just get wf to unban you
I can shitpost from my pc in pisa anyway :^)
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sylt should do it, with a picture from his pc