I just use roll tables for that.
You mean for the monsters you throw at players?
For setting stuff, too, then connect dots and rationalize things or change as I see fit. Using something I just came up with helps, too.
Attachment is only a means to cause worry.
Nothing wrong with a little cheese, gurl.
Aren't there any fruits you could eat? Or bread, even?
very specific feels >>833298
I do have bread yea. Just nothing light to put on it.
Wow, man, that hurts. I'm not THAT toxic.
Don't you have some canned soup or something? I always keep a few cans of chicken noodle stocked in case of emergencies.
Peanut butter? Regular butter (after toasting the bread)?
No cheeesy you're just too powerful
to eat without a strong stomach.
I mean, I actually do have ONE can of soup, but I don't want to use it just because its the only non cheese options.>>833303
Riight honey would work!
I laughed for an inapporpiate amount of time when my research said that we have found a new alien species codenamed "Mem aliens" and I imagined two car-sized cockroaches in labcoats standing in a conference room, one of them confusedly staring at the screen showing the image of some xeno while the other just tells him "It's a mem you dip"
But I thought you Americans loved cheese on everything>>833301
Its nothing personal Cheesy, but I agree that you are just tooooo much for us, you're dangerous >>833303>Honey
Gonna try and run OTR tomorrow
to drown in cheese, that's the American way
The height of communist oppression, global tension and fear of world war three?
Well, obviously I meant late 50s and early 60s suburban America but without the crippling depression striking women for being forced to be housewives and without the H-bomb scare
So, apparently, if you go through the Spears boss fight, the chick behind the door who sends you after Midir goes away.And Ringed Knights have a small chance of dropping spear ornaments, which you offer up to advance as a Spear.
You can rez that boss though can't you
For the low, low price of 100k souls. Though I think at NG+ it's only 80k.
That's literally one time of phantoming at the Soul of Cinder.
So that is pretty low of a price
been watching old sitcoms again?
Well, no, the play was from the '60, although in a small Yorkshire town.One of the girls, whose character I liked the most too, was dressed in a beautiful 60s style yellow dress
And considering you can roll up 100k souls easy just by clearing out an area or two of the Ringed City, it's pretty much pocket change.
Don't know if you can join the covenant if you respawn him, though.It's a nice touch that the covenant items stop working, though.
Oh I might not be available tomorrow
Very little odds
But I'll see if I can make it
I'd assume that is the point of bringing him back>>833321
She was, even though her character was a bit of a bitch.
Have you been playing DaS?
Probably. Also so you can do the boss fight over again, I'd guess.
Well, no. Don't have it on PC, might not even run, I have no controller, and I'm half a continent away from the PS4
I did watch DM play through it though
Did you sleep well?
That's a pretty art style
Why the plural, I meant
'Cause I don't know if dude or not.
And I can't really call them an "it" because they're a person.
Are you trying to ruse me? Maali's a person. Nasse's a person. DM's… I'm pretty sure DM's real.
Plus lemon and MSOB and Dsty are all people. Though lemon might just straight up be a diamond dog.
Have a good nap, Andy.
Wot's Maali's Tumblr? It has some weird name I always forget
>>833350>No post about how he's open for commissions or his current order of commissioners on any of his three pages
Someone teach this kid basic business!
No don`t look at that onehttp://blew20bucks.tumblr.com/
I`m prety sure Wf just wanted to see my art tumblr fidget, not my reblog blog>>833351
Well I don`t see why I should bother when I have like 8 real followers and all the rest are porn bots
But you should post your commission stuff there, too. Just in case there are people that follow your reblog-blog instead of the art one.
Expose your art tumblr! reblog shit so people notice you I guess
Well I am at fault for not actually posting my recent stuff on tumblr
I get told my flaw is that I don`t upload often
And you should! Portfolios are important
As is self-promotion. I swear, nearly every artist I run across is deathly allergic to it for some reason.
Ugh, don`t remind me of portfolios, I ran into a lot of embarassment because of it>>833357
It`s because I`m not nearly good enough yet or in conditions to be able to provide art consistently and fast enough
once I am able to meet those parameters then I think I`m good to self advertise more or consider a patreon
Quit your whining and put yourself on that metaphorical street corner, Maali.
Maybe hit up FA too while you're at it, those guys pay well.
Though you have to be firm on what you won't draw, of course.
Considering what other people can get money for, it's fine to be a little shameless.
But if you're not confident, I hope doing the trainers will be a confidence booster
I was thinking of trying FA yeah
just need to bother to dump all my stuff there and socialize and such
might be easier than in DA, maybe>>833360
I`m not being shameless! I just don`t want to make the terrible mistake of taking a comission and not being able to draw it because my days have been very inconsistent and I can`t have time or space to focus
Just tell me when you've done a bit of work
I saved the dragon of Lanayru Province and all I got was this lousy spirit orb>>833361>>833362
I was thinking about a commish too, but I'll wait in line til after BDN
Probally not this weekend since I`ll need to leave and stay over a t a friend`s so I can be up early monday to get some important documents for job>>833363
Oh that`s grand!
what is up
Lotta nothing on my end. I'm probably gonna bash my head against Midir for a bit, though.
I should probably play souls instead of sleeping more
Midir's a pain in the ass. But killable with the poison cloud pyromancy. If you can get him to sit still long enough, anyway.
So far I've been on one successful dragon hunt. Now I just can't seem to get anyone to help me
Electric toothbrushes are magic
Took my buddy all day and 125 tries.
I've at least kept in mind I can bugger out with the coiled sword fragment/homeward bone if things get too dicey and I lose whatever help I manage to pick up.
The wizards/pyromancers get snapped up before they even load for me, I think.
Well, I did it. I killed the dragon.
Lucked out and got two people who knew what they were doing. One used the lightning arrow miracle almost exclusively and kept Midir's attention away from the two guys hamstringing him.
Does this mean you won Dark Souls?
No, I've still got to kill the area's endboss.
And you don't "win" at dark souls, you just do a little better every time around.
You win when you turn off the game.
Busy working on things
I think it's time to replace my CPU and motherboard, I don't think it can handle 16gb of ram properly
As much as I like Luchatigre, I have a soft spot for this seal.>>833378
I'll check tomorrow to see what processor Intel has/had on sale. You might be able to score a good deal on eBay.
It is a cute seal
Hope shipping won't cost me too much
I'm wondering if I should invest in a non-stock cooler
>tfw I didn't actually sleep, fooling everyone
Everybody can go home, I already beaten April's 1st
>spend all my souls to level up vitality or whatever to buff up HP
>upgrade Executioner's Greatsword as far as I can
>suddenly even pontiff knights are ezemode
Supposedly the router thing will be sorted out today
If I'll have come back from the store by then, yes
I'm off to the store myself now.
I'll be here in 30.
My hdmi connections are really loose. They almost fall off on their own.
Yes. Judging from how hot it gets in your area, a closed loop water-cooler might be something to look into, but almost any aftermarket cooler will be an improvement.
My temps were around 40-60 under load when my CPU was younger, my computer's in a nice and shaded place.
>tfw I could be getting massacred by pontiff sulyhvan even now but here I am, getting beat by orks
Still, you can get better temps, and quieter service, from nearly any other fan.
This isn't to say the stock cooler is bad, it's just there are better ones. AMD gives out really bad fans.
Can we please just euthanize everyone over the age of 60?
Did someone throw a denture at you?>>833397
How much for a decent one that can be used for a long time? Don't need any fancy watercooling
My last normal CPU fan was about $40 USD. My current water-cooler is only $100 USD.
>Mootwo decides that merging boards would be a lark for April Fools
>slams /co/ and /ck/ together
>forces /mlp/ and /pol/ to share a room
This can only end well.
>>833401>/mlp/ and /pol/
>Sodastream's April fools adhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPWchQHydIM
I genuinely enjoyed that.
I'm half tempted to just go out and grab the parts tomorrow, a functioning computer could save my ass
They also combined /fit/ and /lit/, /m/ and /o/, /c/ and /an/, and /fa/ with /p/.
>>833404>along with some of my scientist colleauges
You imply I didn't just immedaitely go to the website to try and get a free NanoDrop™
Well, some tard linked the sub in the /mlpol/ thread, so I suppose I should keep an eye out for garbage around the site.
There's nothing yet so far, that I've seen, so no worries yet.
I'll keep an eye out, though.
Oh I'm laffin
>since /mlpol/ is red everyone dumps clop
>>833421>>833423>the swedes have the worst taste
It's like pottery
Is that even a surprise?
More normal than expected.
I think they're too distracted shitposting at each other at the moment.
Knock on wood.
While you are here
Can you fix the go to bottom button?
Also, the threads have been getting the Chrome "Oh no" error for hogging ram
One more things: Banners don't get hidden when you hide images
Pls it really hurts my stealth browsing.
/pol/ and /mlp/ merged
Some retard linked the /co/ part of the sub in the MLPG thread
So far there hasn't been an outbreak, so let's count ourselves lucky.
>>833428>>833431>bottom button and banner hiding broke again
Fug>the ram issue.
I wish I knew how to fix it. Has something to do the the auto refresher.
Can you add an option to choose what type of autoupdater we want?
I had no problem with the updater while it refeshed every 10 secs
Now it's all kind of broken, that it is going up every time it refreshes and finds no new posts
Everyone knows bottom is the hardest button to button.
Just looked around the site, no porn dumped or anything posted at all really. gonna guess they just didn't make it over here.
post some country theme horses for /pol/ to make them happier.
also litfit is pretty chill
Odd, from the testing I did having quick refresh intervals just made the site eat ram faster.
He's most likely talking about the ooooold (2013) version of tinyboards.
Even the last version before this got updated a month or so ago, I never had any ram problems with the updater
I'm only having it since it's been changed
I already posted some>>833438>>833442
Apparently new ones are being merged still too
A lot of stuff has changed since then. That old updater won't work.>>833441
It is in fact the same script that has been used since before the last update. The only thing that has changed was time between intervals in an attempt to slow down the ram nom.
Heh, I'll check it in a bit
Yeah, but I miss the ability to set the timer myself
I had zero problems if I just set mine to 10 seconds
>>833446>>833447>mecha and auto combined
they could just leave it that way tbh fam
I just have issues with fat threads, as I always have.
Happy fun day.
Wait we had that feature?
Well damn, I am going to have to check my backups and see what I can find.
>None of my suggestions for board mergers got used
Granted they weren't very clever
what did you suggest?
I can only say over Steam
It would be really easy to look up who posted those suggestions, stuff on that board literally never sages
>there is a trixieposter
Wow I thought Punpun would be nice
Instead it's just plain depressing from chapter one!
Hahahaha, you have no idea
Every time I think things can't get any worse for Punpun, it does.
At least it ends well(?)…
Yeah nah, I'm not reading that.
Oh, hey, I hope you like cars with your robots, Hiroshimoot fused /m/ and /o/ for today.
>>833471It's everything he never wanted. To Punpun, it's the worst possible way to end. Just existing.>>833472
It's still my favourite manga of all time.
It's done things to my soul.
What the fuck is it even
>it's a rare lemonpost
As far as funny joek goes, that's fairly mild.
It's a japanese kid in a broken household
from chapter 1.
A manga that will touch your soul
It's about a kid drawn as a bird as he grows up.>>833475>>833480
If it makes you feel better, his broken household won't trouble him for long and he'll end up with his nice uncle
Yeah. On the bright side, /co/ck/ has a reason to post the Colonel Sanders DC comic. It's still so good.
I'd figured that but if it starts that way I can only imagine how it ramps up.
It more or less coasts on him as a teenager and dealing with general teenage insecurities, the next part isn't too heavy. Then slowly he sinks further and further.lots of details it in mirrored stuff I was facing when I first found it, it helped
Boop me if you want my attention you fool
stream it for me instead!
You're offline on Steam you fucking turbofaggot.>>833489
Gonna start in 10.
Clearly he meant for you to phone him.
Huh. I don't remember setting that to offline.
Maybe my net derping out for a moment earlier broke it.
>demonoid still alive after all
>found my old demonoid account
Get online on Steam you fucking troglodyte.
I went to get myself a popsickle you shithead
The best part of /mlpol/ is how well /mlp/ is taking it and how crazy /pol/ is going.
It's beautiful, truly
my keyboard is full of crap
Ironic how the supposedly most toxic community is the most well-adjusted.
Wait, your computer is failing that much?>>833503
If I recall right, /pol/ has tried to raid /mlp/ a few times and failed at each one.
Not really, it's just not as smooth as it used to be and it's getting more and more noticeable
You're on a Solid State Drive, right?
Are you running Windows 8/10? You can make recovery media to install the OS on them and that's it
Plug out everything but your SSD, install windows, make sure it's set to boot from the SSD then plug in your old HDD and delete the windows folders there
Tell me a secret, sub
totally me, yep, I'm the only fan of doggo girls
Ew oh god I hate the fucking Irithyll of Boreal Valley
Fucking sewers and spiderthings
>tfw at the Pontiff's door
>tfw will never beat him
>>833523>beat him in the first try with Black Hand Got Hard >I was left with a millimeter of health
literally shaking right now
>Accursed Farms uploaded "Freeman's Mind 2: Episode 1" today
>the joke is that it's not actually an April Fools prank; it's legit
Of course, the joke might be that this is all we get and he's not going to actually do the whole series, but damn.
The whole "Freeman's mind" shtick is following silent protagonist Morgan Freeman along his journey, only giving voice to his inner thoughts (and portraying him as a gigantic asshole.)
It took him like seven years or something to get through the first game, and people have been wanting him to do Half-Life 2 for a while now.
Oh man, I'll need to do so much catching up to do.
>try to pirate microsoft office
>safest-looking download is slovakian
>newest english download made 64bit firefox go fucking crazy and keep crashing, forcing a reinstall
>in front of Aldrich's fog door
>the heatenings get too real
Don't forget to spend your souls while you've got them. Last thing you need is for one of his faithful to spawn outta nowhere and gank your shit.
Did you have fun with the doorkeeper?
I did the same you do with every big monster
I cheesed it to death
the grey knights are much more terrifying to me
But you can deal with them one at a time and they're incredibly weak to backstabs?
By the way, Lynels are really easy to kill, for whatever reason they feel like the easiest monster in the game to dodge/flurry rush
Meanwhile the most frustrating enemy is the frozen torus FUCK
Here for OTR
Lynels were the most frustrating enemy I met by far.>>833537
What version of the game are you playing because I can't fucking find the backstab position with them ever, only times I manage to backstab them is when they lunge forward and miss.
The arms don't unfreeze unless you hit them too and just being anywhere in proximity to the arms - not being hit by them just being NEAR them fucks you
That's how I do it too. Though I tend to be a lightroll so I can dodge more easily.>>833538>he doesn't disarm the Taluses before anything else>he hasn't upgraded the Rito cold-weather outfit to second-tier, which prevents freezing
>>833543>Dodging>Not taking them on your shield
WELL LOOK AT MS. FANCYPANTS OVER HERE
I was bereft of a good lightning-defense shield for a good long time. I didn't find the tree-crest shield until long after I took care of Aldrich.
Bait the attack so the arms will shatter?
But all you need is 100% physical defence
She can lick my ice cream that I brought specifically to give to ponies on hot summer days
Just an annoyance, you go anywhere near them and AOE frost, what a pain
Anything else has to actually hit you so it's easy. Lynels are a joke you can just flurryrush spam them.
And decent stability.
I wasn't specced to take them head-on at that point.>>833551>
How the fuck do you even Dodge them, Links hop to the side is pathetic
I agree that lynels are no-hits easy once you learn the pattern.>>833554
You get i-frames for doing the right type of dodge. There are a few shockwave attacks you CANNOT dodge though, specifically the high jump of halberd lynels and the charged smash of club lynels.
If you time the dodge right you get a free flurry rush, just use the correct kind of dodge jump
Amanda is in your quest now?
There is an athletic, acrobatic girl who does heists, is that close enough?
This girl wears zebra socks though
>>833564>he didn't know nopo's love interest
I think the only one I don't know anything about is DM's.
She goes the fastest and she knows some stuff about magic
Not like she'd be the most appealing to you anyway. There's a WHOLE police squad of doggos. Or, rather, werewolves that can do voluntary and partial transformations.>>833564
He has told me multiple times he doesn't care about privacy in any of his content. No shocking revelations either, in fact you'd only be surprised by how tame he likes things given all the near-guro he posts.
when some locates a functional VHS copy, and is able to stream it by getting a player connected to their PC
Yeah, I definitely get that. It's kind of fun to play around with because I'm not sure I 100% get the 'appeal' of Yandere, so I'm playing it by ear and seeing what works. But he seems to like it so far!
Meanwhile Nasse has a much more varied cast with a wider variety of personalities. It can be kind of difficult to give each character a unique voice, but that's something I've worked on since Pirates 1.
Do not project such impurities upon me
Didn't you end up playing some pure paladin with no lewd stuff in Nasse's CoC or something?
Can't make assumptions about anyone!
That spicy wolf looks snug
Is it worth watching? I know it's like a quintessential waifu show but I've never seen it
Nah, I was a rogue who made quite certain he got consent from the one mare he hit on.
What, are you the troop's chosen morale booster?
I watched it as my like 3rd or 4th animu, and mostly thought holo was annoying compared to other girls. And it had very nice animation and the trade was kind of interesting, probably the first time I got engaged in the setting's ongoings. I really forgot a lot of that stuff by now
This coat rack is suspiciously steady in spite of all these acrobatics.
There is no deeper plot or secret foreshadowing here, it's just more fun that way.
>team kill at the end of the game
>push payload one more inch
>TEAM- message interrupts
enjoying robo tank?
Robotank is a lot of fun, Sylt doesn't like her too much but I do. Confirming with her alt fire is so satisfying.
I didn't know liked to play tank.
Hey, I like her! I just don't know how to play around her large hitbox yet.
Accept that your ass is huge and that there is no surviving if someone insists that you die.
Orissa is not like the other tanks who can actively choose to try and save themselves.
I think you were missing a word in the post, which is why I was confused
Yeah, I used to be a Zarya main before Ana came out, but Zarya is still my second most played
Zarya is very useful against the junkrat-hog-torb-mei quick play meta
You haven't even played her yet!
Yes I have
Not much, but I have
We should play more as a sub again
I need to get my stuff together for dinner now though, mayb tomorrow
she seems to be similar to rien just like the devs intended
>big character>armor>has a barrier type sheild to protect the team >slow character>no self healing
>tfw the sub low key died on you an hour ago
God fucking damnit this piece of shit ram problem
Her gun is incredibly satisfying to use
Strange the thread isn't that big yet
She trades having a charge and a big hammer for having the ability not to be pushed away and a long range weapon.
She looks cool at least
It's been happening all week and it is pissing me off
I missed out all the fun discussion!
Even worse, not even the tab shows it crashed
If it did, at least I'd knew
Fortify is a strange thing and I've yet to learn how to use it effectively
Maybe use it to win 1v1 battles?
I've read around that Orisa should manage to 1v1 anyone, with her cds up.
Use it to hilariously meme on Roadhogs and Meis, to the point where they feel stupid
You don't just stand out in the open with Roadhog either>>833602
I doubt it
Maybe it is the fact that I let Flash auto-play sites for browsin /f/
the damage reduction from the fortify should let her survive most damage outputs right?
Orissa's GIANT ASS is like a separate roadhog glued to the back of your character. There is no 'not out in the open' for her.>>833603>>833605
Roadhog either destroys Orissa or dies horribly near her depending on whether or not Fortify is up.
It also blocks Rein charges and all boops which is amusing.
Well, I sorta sense that you still don't quite have a solid grasp on the idea, but that's okay.>>833566> you'd only be surprised by how tame he likes things
Come on then big guy, have her stab me in the shoulder with a knife next time she acts out, you won'tHey, I fully expected her to give the maid a coup de grace while she was down. In some bloody fashion involving a knife.
Orisa is hillariously non-threatening in 1v1 combat
With other tanks if they corner you 1v1 you are like "Oh, I'm boned"
With her you are like "Oh, sweet, free kill"
It's like a week old dude
How quick she filled it I meant, obviously
Who's faster, Junia or Amanda?
Depens on the mode of transportation
Going to slp. I informed the gang. I did my duty.
Good job librarian, you`re free to rest now
Thanks för rünnung.
We want to still keep going with Sion gone?
probably should wait on him
thanks for the infos
The face of bliss
Give me a summary on quest session, what happened
The gang is back together and Sunport awaits.
sion's character Corso found out about tunnels under the prisons
I think it's just money
We could not have such power
Those chairs would take hold of our souls forever
the truth is a chair can never make you happy
I was very happy when I had no chair here but a super comfy one arrived!I was super sad when it turned out it was for another place and I got one that is not even close in comfort levels
You should never have sat in it. It gave you false expectations.
Roll #1 3 = 3
Yeah, but I thought it was meant for me!>>833643
I was pretty happy to be sitting in it!
That was your first mistake, expecting nice things to come to you.
I suppose never shall I experience joy again
Well, new horse in two weeks, so you might get something out of that.
Well OTR seems to be winding down
I will stop in 15 mins
Sorry I was busy for a while
thanks for the game
>Rick and Morty S3 announced with a preview episode
The best April Fool's joke. Make it look like another dumb April Fools but then surprise people with it being real.
It's streaming on Adult Swim, already part way through better just to catch it later
I guess I'll DL it tomorrow
Along with Jack
>Adult Swim is running 8 Galaxy S8 commercials in a row
Losing my shit here
whoops, I thought you were done ages ago when sion left.
thanks for running
Those bugs look pretty yummy.
I also have a boner but it's irrelevant to that.
goddamn I wanna drive 20 miles to the nearest Hardy's but Jack and Toonami are coming up
>Didn't enjoy the premiere of Rick & Morty
>No Samurai Jack this week
What a terrible night to have a curse
>>833669>no Samurai Jack
that is terrible news
Boy Chi-Chi sure wants Gohan to fuck Videl huh
Looks like it's one of the many headphone girls.
Going to enjoy your day off?
I've managed to learn how to replicate my favourite coffee and just got my start in the private tracker game, now I need to work
I'll be doing some OW if you want to blow off some stress.
>Quest giver says his party was attacked, he only barely managed to escape, but he wants to send me, a hero to save his friends
>Both the guys are just happy he's safe and glad for the rescue
>Both the girls say they'll kill him for running off like a 'coward'
I always wondered what /pol/ meant by bros before hoes
Now I know
Girl characters or played by girls?
>>833678>Mootwo made more board fusions>/mtv/ (/mu/ /tv/)>/spa/ (/sp/ /a/)>/outsoc/ (/out/ /soc/)
And the real fun one, /vint/. (/v/ /int/)
What's their beef?
Just written as mean spirited characters I suppose
I'll be watching Dota too, my Singaporean boys got their first ever win in a major event yesterday, today hopefully they won't lose too bad
against a better team>>833682
How goes trainer
Okay, but what're their characters?
They're just a party of travelers who got attacked by bokoblins on the road and four of them were taken prisoner
The girls? Oh, it's Zelda, huh. Are they Gerudo girls or something?
I can't draw this weekend
I'm staying over at a friend's so I can head to the army place very early Monday morning to get an important document that I need to work
Drawing resumes after that
No rush, just lemme know so I know when to be excited
No, all five members of the party are Hylians
we`re 2 hours apart huh
Let me know when your draw slot is free
Is it better or worse than S10?
Considering it's fully functional? That's like comparing a guy with clubfoot to a professional runner.
Check the thread, it has a nice little resolution mechanic.>>833700
S10 is basically done, all we do is just add on to it.
We've had six years. And half of the time it's still a coin-toss.
In Monster Hunter I had plenty of bonuses to dang near everything. I could look around from where I was sitting and get a bonus to that. It's fine for running on an inage board, way better than the many people trying to play Pathfinder or DnD by post.
So, how goes the planning for new quest?
Also I recently learned that the new pony episode is in 2 weeks apparently.
Golly gee, would you look at the time! It's about high time I was a-bed.>>833706
They mentioned last week there wouldn't be an episode this week.>>833707
Yes. Nupone soon, Sion. Season opener has more blue gypsy horse in it.
>>833708>the Mane 6 have become so boring it becomes the Glim Glam/Trixie - show
No they did not mention that. They said there would be Hiatus AFTER this episode. SO I really hope there's no hiatus now
Senior and mentor in my class
Does this mean you'll be in the Netherlands in July/August?
Yeah. If I don't get Britbongistan I was thinking of visiting you for a bit first.
If DM comes over in July, we could also visit you then.
>tfw can't kill Aldrich
Makes sure you hit his real body
magic resist shield
I got him down to tiny health once but I can't dodge his arrows
Run and roll like fuck and in a circle around him
Reddit's april fools joke. Or rather, a timelapse of it.
A large blank canvas where a user can color one pixel every 10 minutes.
Sylt, have you seen this yet?>>833727
That sounds like fun
I ALWAYS get caught by the edge and then I'm dead
Going out for a while. I'll be back in the evening.
Fuck you, Satan
Yeah, hang out in the bottom 3 cards of the fucking deck
Not like I wanted to win or anything
I see it's dead as shit again
>already made it to the profane capital without Aldriching Aldrich
What if, guys
Guys, listen, this is great, you'll fucking love it
What if there was a card
Listen, guys, this is really fucking amazing, guys
What if there was a card that could not be damaged, could not be killed by spells, could not be banished, and all in all was literally impossible to remove
Would that not be fun and interactive?
So why aren't you using this literally win very game instantly card?
Because I've played that class for all of the last expansion, and another one I like is finally viable now
But it is a CONTROL deck
You know, where you CONTROL the board
Oh wait, let's print a card that is literally impossible to remove by any means, I guess Dragoncraft isn't going to become viable after all!
>get aldrich to 3-4 hits within death
>the faggot always shoots arrow rain
I just need one co-operator
Why is no one playing this online anymore
Fuck you Pinkie
You're not real
>Killed Aldrich but died myself because of the arrow attack
>got the items
Don't smile at me like that
Don't smile at me like that either!
You won't ponka me, Ponko.
I mean,it, Ponk, you'll overpank me!
I don't see another way for it to end tbh
I predicted that a week ago>Hire Tara Strong>Kill off her character in second episode
I will be SHOCKED if she doesn't become at least a recurring Jack ally, I hope she doesn't go full sidekick though
oh boy I sure like the dancer
dat jurassic world reference tho
It's not a particularly good card, but I like the art.
But that may be just because I really, really, really like Draenei Ladies.
Post the rarest smear akko
Waiter, there's a fox in my soup.
don't worry, no charge for it.
>Defeat the Dancer by my own
I HAVE SUCH AN ADRENALINE RUSH
She's a huge bitch with a very wide attack range. Good job.
This is a hardened Afghan War veteran.
You gonna git on Steam?>>833778
New chapter in May.
I don't believe you.
I have no idea why it keeps setting me as Offline
I abused the zog out of the pillars in the room to win.
Well, it's a solid strategy.
You must discipline it.
I'm wondering if I should just play through DaS3 now or buy the DLCs before continuing, since I'm most likely not gonna be doing a NG+
Who wants to play vidya games?
Its not too late!
I've only seen a couple buildings, early in the morning too. >>833790YEAAA
what are you playin?
>>833769>Tiny things on food>>>833766>>833767
It's tiresome, this quest running
Or perhaps just not enough hours in each day
IT's quarter to eight, there's fish on my plate>>833790
I'll join as soon as I ate
Well what games do you have?
Well, I mean, if you've got the money for them, there's nothing saying you can't.
technically the "end" of the Souls saga, unless they come out with another one.
I don't know why its such a trope.>you will never pose a breezy on top of food to take pictures while they complain about how weird you are
I'll take that into consideration for Breezie
There must be some food loving artists. Even tough looking girls can sit on food!
Something something conventional pleasures; decadence; etc
Guess we just bore you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDAxIVQE0To>New gamerpoop for ME: Andromeda
The ending is the best part.
I meant in the literal sense
THE GMS ARE SYNCHING UP
There are hours right now~
>not sure if I want to include the name of the group member who disappeared on us or not in our video
>not sure if I should include his name in a single frame showing 'In loving memory of [guy]'
did he really go missing?
He took way too many classes and one day he stopped responding to anything.
As far as I know, he's alive and in school. I feel bad because I'm sure he wouldn't normally do this but at the same time he did drop us completely and not do any work
We kept being nice and asking him but he didn't respond at all. We would have been willing to just let him do the bare minimum if he replied.
More marks for us, I guess.
I'm on roll20
Also invited everyone for the off-topic chat
Maybe on the 25th of may, as an anniversary special. >>833817
That's pretty rude of him TBH
She's a nice shade of blue.But she might just be Trixie in disguise.
Yeah, but we were pretty worried because he stopped showing up to class at all.
Still not sure exactly what happened, classmate managed to contact him but didn't say anything else.
maybe he dropped it without saying anything?
Nope, profs have no idea either, and he can't drop the core classes of our major.
Strange and worrying, but we have to take care of our own end
Yea, nothing much you can do if he just wants to fail it.
>>833815>tfw no shiny Jasper>>833737
I love this picture
do you have more?
fraid not, but the collection's on derpibooru>>833829
Can't be helped
Feel bad for him but I will be enjoying my grade
What the fuck is going on in the Adult Swim stream right now
What is this
Are they playing the Samsung ad over and over or isn't it four straight hours of Tick and Mortuary?
Yeah, 8 Samsung commercials in a row
Also I thought the episode was bad, but there are some theories that it was a fakeout because April Fools'?? Which I find very meta if so
No, I mean the Fishcenterlive thing
It's like a podcast, of some people talking with people who call in, trying to solve a New York Times puzzle, while sometimes random images play on the screen
SJ not airing made me REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You haven't seen Fishcenter before? Fucking pleb
Hamburger is the best desu>>833837
I've seen it the other times you posted
Keep in mind, I do not have a TV with american channels, thereore I do not have Adult Swim just going on in the background for me
I'm sad I was sleeping while /Cock/ became REEEEE incarnate
I thought they were actually getting along, though? What happened?
Wait a moment are you trying to ruse us?
I forgot my name
Are you saying I can't enjoy cheese with my sister?
Phoneposting pictures are notoriously unreliable.
What a cutie
I don`t care either way
Maali, you should draw hawknia
It`s really not
I feel like I ruined the picture eventually>>833861
She does seem like a character you like
Someday I could try, sure
What do you mean?>>833867
I have plans! I have motivation!
I am going through the config files for the site line by line noticing fuck ups and outdated settings that must have just piled on over the years. I am re doing them from scratch. Hoping to fix some things around here. Same for the template files.
After that is finished, tested, and deployed we will be moving away from cloud flare and the main site is going https.
As for the quest archive I am going to make the stuff that is not on it yet available for download. It is going to be just the raw unmodified html with images. But at least it will be something till I get that beast sorted out.
Things are looking up!
It doesn`t look as good as the sketch
Thanks for the time and effort, Pineapple. Just beware of lode-bearing bugs.
Er, load-bearing. I think load-bearing is the right one.
Oh man, that sounds great, thanks for all the help!
Yeah, I got ya. Testing will be done at http://dev.mlpg.co/
nothing there right now. But everyone will be able to hit it.
>German Youtuber makes a video of him testing out a body armor vest (Which he bought online for like 70 euro and is advertised to be resilient against stabbing) by stabbing it with a knife>Daily Mail sees this and posts an article about how these vests are used by UK police officers (A lie), which makes this video a good instruction guide on how to stab copshttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4371770/Vile-video-shows-knife-expert-penetrating-stab-vest.html
I mean if you get stabbed it's sort of your fault for standing in the way of a knife
>>833869>the main site is going https.
Also does this all mean (You)s will ping once more?
>>833879>Also does this all mean (You)s will ping once more?
Well since the JS is getting the same treatment as the config and html templates I may be able to scavenge that feature from another site and make it work. It is one of the things I want to bring back, same with the character count that lets you know how close you are to the limit for a post.
Ooh, those are all very welcome features!
Thanks again for all this!
His voice is great
Did you forget to order it
Praise the fruit-admin
You were a thing
Wow Don`t Starve Together has so many mods
draw brezzy with a huge dress
If you want to play it some day, me and Groves play it quite often
they haven't even met Ed yet
We should watch the rest.
That sounds super nice!
Though wouldn`t there be ping problems?
We will, probably the week after the next
just a quick sketch
I second this notion
I`m playing with the friend
J O U R N A L I S T I C I N T E G R I T Y B O I S
>Shutting down slingshot guy
HOW DARE THEY
Well, they just took one vid down
H O W D A R E T H E Y
A shame ghouls aren't a thing in Mona
Oldest people are all just the survivors of the New Government collapsing, not the end of the world
Why not? Ghouls are the best part of Fallout!
Non-feral ones, that is
Nah, they are boring.
All of them have to be almost insane just to balance out how much they'd know otherwise.
All that combat experience is invaluable in a fight!
Also, yes, that's why they need a purpose not to go feral.I had an idea for an encounter with a pre-war person
Will they finally tell Mona the secret to popcorn
I fucking knew that was what you were going to sayWhy not find popcorn in the Lakers Tower?
Damnit Fidget, stop spoilering!
I read that as 'lovely AI' and was ready to call the police on you
Oh come on, what are the odds he's going to find the popcorn oil too? Unless he stumbles onto a secret store room just stacked with the unsold merchandise?
He was at a supermarket with literally everything down to fresh fruits and the only things she took were a mobile phone from a corpse and a bunch of clothes and a pair of boots>>833931
Not if they want rotten things like the excinction of mankind!
You're the only one suggesting it might want that!
What a terrible survivor.
A pragmatic AI would realize how humans are not very power-saving or particularly effective in anything aside from creativity.
Creativity is literally the only edge we have over machines!>>833934
Well, I'm sort of painting a fake picture here though
Since that place was hauntedbut not by ghosts
Okay but look, what does a machine care about money for? Humans like money because they can get things they want
. A machine doesn't have desires and dreams and empty bellies. Why should it even care that these money wasting humans are around?
In other cases
Would you be awfully upset at me if I used an example of AI logic from Fallout Equestria
I dunno, is the reasoning retarded?
>>833937>fallout equestria AI
Oh you mean the cyber alicorn AI impregnated with the seed of evil?
One of the Vaults was run by an AI
But, due to an accident, the water filtration was damaged and slowly started to decay
It realized that it could no longer provide enough clean water for the entire population, so to preserve the population, it started culling it starting with the weak and less useful, so it could produce enough clean water for the rest to survive.
As the water filter decayed more and more though, it had to cull the people who lived there more and more, and by the end it has killed everyone in the vault so it could 'preserve their lives'>>833940
I'm not talking about the Master from actual Fallout Lore
And it somehow didn't have a way to tell the citizens to fix the damn filter?
You can't really replace the irreplacable broken parts when sealed up underground with no ways to get new parts.
Then they were going to die anyway, filters of air and water need to be maintained you know.
What's the point of not playing the game while playing?
Aside from the auto-teabag?>>833945>>>833946
It was just an example!
from I, Robot
is rather similar
Look at the date you dip.
I am fully aware.
But my other joke response to that post only could have been But I have a Radeon
Well, in a lot of games these days you can't pause.
Oh yes, you mean AI taking their role a little to far? I suppose its more likely than not reporting a water filter issue and just killing off humans to solve it.
It literally had no one to report to
It was the sole director, and Vault-tech was wiped out in the war so it couldn't report to them either
This is frustrating conversation AI can have lovelycode
To be fair, all of the Vaults were really just glorified social experiments rather than actual attempts to save lives, so that vault was probably an example of "Let's have a literally-minded AI in charge of absolutely everything in the vault and see what happens when things go wrong."
Because you are an AI apologist
I see Dazari already has her digital claws dug deep in your sides
Only one thing to do now
Well, no, there have been exactly 17 control vaults that were for simply surviving.
It was the other 100 that was for experimenting
And even then, some experiments like Vault 21 turned out fine
>>833956>no way to communicate to the people in the vault>no option to give them less pure water (assuming that is forbidden by the protocol)>no tech alive>no robot available to make repairs>no manager to report issues too
the people locked in there were just sentenced to death in the first place.
yea well, in this case its more like "let's give literally no way to repair anything and hope it never breaks or needs anything ever"
What a shibe
Something is missing though>>833958
Well, it couldn't have supplied enough water eventually without a cull.
And tech and repair bots were there, but as I said, the first thing it checked is wether it could be repaired or not, but the part that broke was irreplacable.
And there was one guy with an overide code but he got purged before he could use them
Also>awful social experiment Vault
Yes, most Vault Dwellers are usually going to suffer horrible fates
I still feel worse for the dwellers of Vault something-something in Nevada that survived nicely and opened up to greet the people outside but were killed by the Fiends>>833960
The water filter didn't broke by itself, I think it broke because a kid of an engineer accidentally hit it with a BB gun while shooting at radroaches
Oh my gawd nopo, if you can't see how awful it is that their fucking water had irreplacable parts in the first place, I am just done.
Also, any part can break for any reason, if it wasn't the BB gun it would have been something else, maybe a rat chewing on it for months straight.
Well yes, but what are you going to do in a closed space?
You can't prepare for everthing, you've only got so much space and time!
And yes, I get it, I completely get it, but according to Fallout lore Vaults ended up being death-traps 80% of the time so the American Government/Enclave would know what worked and what didn't for when they resettled.>>833965>
Just so you know, I in no way can consider it the AI's fault for those people dying, something was going to break and they can't fix it, so they were going to die eventually.
It could have repaired non-essential failures.
And they were, I'm not arguing with you about that!
But I still don't trust AI-s
Especially not Dazari.https://youtu.be/pf_uYpzo2EY?t=60Machines are just considered evil a lot because of cold blooded logic and calculation with a complete lack of morality
Which is literally why there are a billion people studying machine ethics and how to codify complex philosophical concepts..
>>833970>a billion people on human studies
No wonder the world is going down the shitter
Well, you're very in character today huh!it could be a good thing too, no grudges, no greed. It wouldn't have any of our vices unless some moron programmed it to have them
I would never trust a machine with my life if that is what you're asking!None of our virtues either, like kindness or generosity or self-sacrifice. Also, like,
say, programming a robot to be super sassy?
All machines currently have 100% self sacrifice, dunno why we would change that
You are trusting machines with your life daily.
Well, true, they don't have self-preservation
Which is a good thing
Giving machines a sense of self-preservation is the highway to a Matrix-type uprising
Bad example. The humans in the Matrix series deserved it.
No, I look both ways even when the lights are green and I use the stairs, not the elevators and I don't have a self-driving car.
You know that's not what I meant>>833977
Well, yes, they were assholes, but their first mistake was not making robot slaves, it was making robot slaves with feelings.
The first problem arose when they tried to shut down B1-66ER, a servant robot, and he overheard that he was going to be scrapped, and then resisted and killed the family, saying that he just didn't want to die
Eh', I can't agrue against your opinions, but I'm just saying I'd rather trust someone that can't be bribed, spiteful, petty, or seriously offended. In many cases.
You use a refrigerator.
Your city's power grid is controlled by a machine.
You use a pc.
You shop in a supermarket.
As flawed and unpredictable they are, I still prefer humans to machines.>>833980
That's not trusting machines with my life.
Yes, I know machines are everywhere and I use them daily.
But fucking putting a chicken ceasar wrap in the fridge does not equal me trusting it with my life.
Letting a car drive itself at 130 km/h on the highway, now that would be trusting it with my life
again, opinions literally can't be argued with
You are a hundred times worse a driver than a machine.
>>833981>hospital equipment>power plant equipment>literally anything
Unless you mean sophisticated sci-fi AI
Yeah, but, like, who said we were arguing?
I was never trying to argue or convince you of anything, I even agreed on a lot of things!
I think we had a civil discussion!>>833983
Those both require people to navigate them still.
And I am aware, doesn't mean I trust them until they are perfected. I mean, look at the fucking murderous Uber cars in California>>833984
Those are not AI, those are software at most.
That's called general purpose AI.
To set it apart from specialized AI which we already have.
>>833987>You have reached, Umbrella corporation>If you have any zombie related issues, press 1>You have presse 1, please hold while an assitant gets in touch with you>intermission music
Wow, such AI
much wow, very smarts
It should come to a natural end now that there isn't anything to discuss other than thinking the other is wrong.
What do you think the algorithm which identifies faces is called? Or the system which regulates a power grid for a city?
It's a technical term.
>>833989>other is wrong
You're not wrong, but I'm still going to report you to the Earth 3 Turing Police Watchlist>>833990
And we were clearly fucking talking about that kind of AI
No I was talking to BDN about the difference between specific AI and general AI and you butted in.
You called a fridge an AI so what do you know
It's literally AI if it self-regulates temperature, which is what fridges do
Clearly a fridge has more intelligence than you two combined if you didn't even realize those were not the types we were talking about.
You can fucking call the an AI because 'AHKTUALLY IT IS THE TECHNICAL TERM' but it's just a dumb fucking machine with a thermometer in it and a piece of code that says "If temperature is more than 5, cool it some more"
You know that most fucking people don't call it an AI>>833995
Unless you upload your conciousness into the machines you praise, you will have to show yourself eventually!
I don't have to turn myself in to the space pigs thou, and they'll have no evidence
Yeah, but the cameras will see you.
And since those machines have no moral compass, they will tell the Turing Police where you are!
>the new Felix Colgrave is out>it's ten minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_MSFkZHNi4
God, I fucking love everything he animates, it's so beautiful and fucked up at the same time
This reminds me that I didn't do a good job on characterizing Aqualesia in Cyberpunk
They seemed like they had management issues
It closed and another company bought it, nowhere near huge.>>834006
Yeah, that's the type of stuff I wanted to show a bit more off. Show off the human end of the corporations.
>100% divine beast completion
>100% tower completion
>66% shrine completion
>20% korok seed completion
So many seeds man…
One thing I dislike about BotW is the enemies level all around you like in a Bethesda game
>Every enemy out in the middle of fuckin nowhere Gerudo Highlands far from civilization hits like a truck
That's okay, fine - it's a difficult area, good
>Every squad of bokoblins back in Hateno is now escorted by a miniboss albino bokoblin who has like 1000 health and I just have to keep wailing on him. He can't actually hit me (though he'd do 15 hearts damage if he could) because I keep chain staggering him but I have go through the chore of whittling him down and wasting a weapon on finishing him
Not true for NV though
Some enemies like Fire Geckos and some other wildlife like Radscorpion do evolve with you, but the starting areas still have weaksauce ants and mantises and raiders made out of wet paper but you can also walk into cazador hives or Deathclaw nests at level 1
It's done in a weird way
The squad of bokoblins will still have paper soldiers they're just escorting an albino fuck
A world without vice is worth sacrificing all virtue
Well, you'd kind of have to, since you wouldn't be able to determine virtue from vice if you didn't have vice to compare it against.
The real problem is when you get two super-AIs that operate off different variables and nuke each other because they can't reconcile the data.
Like in that one Tezuka manga.
So MACROSS quest is ded 5ever, then?
I want to try again fresh, though I wouldn't mind bringing it back. Do you still have your sheet?
Macross' issue was that too much stuff started happening on my end.
It's probably tucked away with the rest of my characters, but I think so.
Well, now I'm motivated to keep it, but Reskin means you can do something similar
On the one hand, reskin would make character interactions easier, or at least more standard since everybody's about the same height.
On the other, Macross has giant transforming robots for the human players.
Either way, it's something to look forward to.
Also new Iron Pineapple meta for Dark Souls 3.
No, Ringed Knight paired Greatswords.
Also Jojo memes.
I honestly would rather have a fresh character at this point, maybe one that starts from the same place as the other players so they don't immediately split off.
Alright, I think we finished the last battle anyways, so now would be a good time to fit in a new character for you. Is there any idea you'd like to consider?>>834027>>834026
Is there anything you think I could do to improve your experience?
Nothing springs to mind. I was a mechanic, after all, and only had to fight a jerry-rigged bomb drone and do minor construction. And go on a date with a giant alien woman. It was fun. Would do it again.
I know you hate that we don't tear into you with things you could do to improve, but I just can't think of any right now.
In fact, the only thing that comes to mind is to have important bad guys have trump cards for "just in case I'm about to die" situations, and that's more to avoid causing yourself problems when somebody rolls straight tens and blows up the recurring villain the first time they show up like I did.
Glad to hear you enjoyed it, and remembered it.>>834033
I'll make you climb up through the Lieutenants so you get to earn your victory.
Let me sleeep
I like this. This is nice.
Sounds good. Keep us posted; I'll be around.
I'll aim to run during my usual evening hours. It seems most of you are available at those times. I'll see when my schedule opens up to run.
Lack of nudity though
Butts schmutts, what matters is boobs
There's both in spades.
Though the guy has another handle. He also goes by Methonium.
It's a manga about a guy who has to deal with monstergirls who make unhealthy life choices when it comes to their diets/exercise routines.
That chapter is about an alruane with huge boobs.
The guy's human boss also has a pair of great stonking tits.
>wasted a fuckload of time on test because I forgot the tangent function exists
>needed to find the spectral line of HCO+ but Google wouldn't give me any fucking data for 'emission' or 'spectral line'until I searched "HCO+ wavelength"
>which was shortly after the test was over
Fucking kill me
Did you finish most of the test, at least?
Yeah, but I really want my As this semester.
Nothing explicit in the manga, as it's his non-porn work. He's got a shitload of other lewd out there, though, under the name Methonium.
Oh, that's the same guy?
Yup. At lot of artists tend to segregate their lewd work from the work they get paid for. Japanese society still frowns on pornographers as a profession, after all.
I have a short shift tomorrow, so let's team up in my usual evening hours to discuss bringing Macross back. If you can find your sheets, that'll help.>>834054
You've worked hard for them. Let's hope for the best and take a break.
It didn't look like the same guy.
Protect this smile.
I like series like this one. Where there is some weirdness in the world, but it still a nice place.
God's sake, Nasse, it was the first one that popped up. Give me a break.
I'm only afraid is really like it.
Porn should be free
It belongs to the people
It's only 4 chapters, so go ahead and read it.
But i might be inspired to draw
wutta great game
Good. Because I'm still waite
>sabaton on radio rock
Inspired to draw monster girls
Mujahideen guy is the best
>Thursday through Monday is free next week
Well technically werewolves are monsters
>>834075>having days off>>834076
But are they girls?
I do still wanna draw Timbuktu stuff, but I might have to start all over again.
If you must, then do so
Has she even turned into a werewolf yet
What happens to her uniform when she does
No, the most she has ever done is partially transform to throw people out of the river after the explosion. There are complications that come with transforming and she does not want to deal with them whenever possible.
The uniform gets destroyed, which is why the uniforms are designed to be expendable
LEWDHas she done anything lewd yet
I DEMAND TO KNOW MORE>>834082>Tfw missed two episodes already
What a mercenary attitude
The mission comes before all else, especially personal safety. Move along civilian.
Isn't there anyone she has the hots for?
She doesn't even have friends let alone romantic interests.
She's a lifelong career-orientated perfectionist struggling with the aftermath of depression and major body image issues who only recently has been forced to try and open up to life a bit more again.
Percival can make her a knotted stone dildo if she wants
Attempting to bribe a police officer is a crime, citizen
It's not bribery, he does make gift statues
Like the 'bust' of Miss Fiona Firelily
*/toots/ behind u*
hey kid, you want some?
As soon as I'm done with my dailies
What the fuck is a toot
Absolutely degenerate >>834094
Mage trickery always comes with ulterior motives
It's literally a slab of stone carved to look like a dick.
And as Dragon I can ramp up to play it on turn 5-6.
Just test it and see!
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You jealous? >>834107
I want Gloria to step on me
Not a good year for meme dogs
>tfw should defeat Dragonhunter Armor
Just take it slow
I'm using the Executioner's Greatsword, which does strike damage, so it's kinda like a mace.
Although I heard he takes cold damage really easily, like 3-4 strikes with an Irithyll straight sword. I might try it.
So once played it just sticks around forever? >>834108
[X] INTENSE DOUBT >>834109
No step on snek
The dragonslayer shield memes on him hard thanks to 100% physical and 90% lightning resist
Bahamut that Destroys everything when played doesn't affect it
Themis's Decree that destroys all followers doesn't touch it
Odin, who can banish anything cannot banish it
Lighting Strike that can banish the entire board does nothing
You mean the shield that he uses?
But it is affected by stat reduction so you can turn it into a 1dmg space waster. >>834123
Oh right I keep forgetting you're in NG
Havel's shield and moaning greatshield both do an OK job. >>834122
Deer is fragile and not for stepping on
You mean those things that both only come up AFTER the Dragonslayer fight?
I'm really fucking glad I put all these motherfucking heals in my fucking deck only to never draw them against aggro bullshit
Really fucking glad I lose matchups I should win because I fucking brick and draw no ramp and shittons of lategame when I have a very good curve built in the deck>>834125
Those don't exist though
Forestcraft has a card that reduces defense to 1, but that does nothing since you can't damage
There is also one spell that reduces damage by 10, but only for your turn, so again, worthless
Moaning can be obtained as soon as you kill vordt
Havel requires killing oceiros, who can be accessed before dragonslayer
No stat-swap cards either?
You have to kill that twat for the Moaning Shield, and even then I couldn't summon him to help me with the Dragonslayer armour
I didn't know that, I though Archdragon Peak was a required place to go to to win the game
This seems edited…>>834125
Would she bully deer then?
You kill oceiros, get the emote from the corpse behind his room, go to the dragon balcony in the irithyl dungeons, use the emote and there you are.
You can in fact do it really fast if you go Dancer - oceiros - vordt - Abyss keepers - wolnir, which lets you fight all the other bosses with the Havel shield on you.
Swordcraft has a card that summons an amulet that doesn't let anything you have take more than 4 damage at a time, but that can still be destoyed by Bahamut
For pure easy mode bullshit go
Vordt - kill eygon for the shield - get 50 str - make a Heavy dark sword
This gives you one of the best shields in the game along with an A scaling fast weapon unaffected by armor types, after only one boss.
She only has it out for criminals and magic users. Is this deer a magic using criminal? >>834133
Eh, I dunno, I really didn't like the garden. I think I'll do fine with a bit more trying.
Not as bad as a magic using politician abusing their power but still a credible threat to the security of the people.
Retardation at it's finest
>it doesn't let out lewd sounds every time you block a hit
What Sylt said, too.
Also, it weighs a metric fuckton.
Just use Black Night Shield +5
Who cares about terror attacks outside of Europe?
It's probably just FSB again ordered by Putin so they can do some stupid shit and bomb some syrians
Spb is in the European side of Russia!
Russia is not part of Europe as far as I'M concerned
If you're committed to greatshields, weight is a non-issue.
Moaning is the earliest high end greatshield you can get, which gives it added value when compared to the truly uber shields like Havel or dragonslayer. Yhorm's is a sort of in between of these two.
I love Dragonslayer but that thing is super fucking heavy, even for greatshields
Not like you're ever gonna roll.
All the good greatshields are heavy beyond belief. If you plan to go greatshield, that is where you dump practically all your weight cap.
So he needs some mild bullying>>834149
Goodness that`s super lewd
I did most of DS3 with heavy roll, fam>flatmates keep shittalking heavy roll>I breeze through the game>they suffer against invaders>I beat 80% of them with heavyrolls
I've been waiting for you Obi-wan. We meet again, at last.
Speaking of, I decided to go 40 dex 40 int
for this build.
Yup, that pretty much ended exactly how I thought it would. I ganked DS armor with two NPCs until it died. The secret is to not get hit.
Maybe that can be arranged.
Nothing at all
Maybe quest when I'm back from the store
I hope I can finally pick up the pace with OTR
you probably can! >>834162
Really depends on how much we want to do in Sinport before the prison raid
Kelani, if you're around and will only be busy later
Mons in clothes are the cutest stuff>>834160
uh I mean
Wait goddamit this isn`t what I wanted to post
>tfw you delayed as long as you could but now you really have to go through the swamp
I don't want toooooo
Well I suppose I've built the prison up enough to get on with it.
The only thing I'm torn about is whether or not to send you back to Riverhold at all until the end.
You know, I never played that one.
The combat mechanic is neat, but it has difficulty registering thrusts.
It has a waifu sword
The sword mechanics are good
The flight mechanics are bad
The best dungeon is let down by the worst boss
It has one of the best final bosses in the series
Guess I gotta pirate it.
You get to fence a robot pirate on the prow of a ship in a sea of sand.
Tries too hard with motion control, I could never finish it.>>834176
Fi is 2autistic2waifu
Overall I'd rate it pretty highly. It has some really creative ideas and cool mechanics but when it fucks up it fucks up hard. The most infamous of which is the reused boss fight.
You can see some mechanics and art design in there that probably helped shape botw too.
On the topic of Wizardquest, would people prefer to have it run on the Sub or on Roll20? It doesn't really matter to me if I'm honest, so I'd like to know what the players prefer.
I'm fine with whatever.
R20 is def better for FC combat
Has it really been six years
Time flies>>834186>T no tfw
It's just a generic blood elf I think>>834189>>834188
I could run for a couple hours, if only to get things rounded off so you're ready to meet up with others by next time. It would be a short session though.
Do you need Percival to go anywhere?
I don't think so, you're ready to meet up with DM in the morning I think
Allright, I guess I needn't clutter things up then
I'm glad we never ran into any mutant ponies who thought they were angels.
Honeyed Words going super-saiyan in NL would have just been nuts. Possible, but nuts.
Good heaven's, look at the Time
Dragging O ——–→ Dragging
Rushing | Rushing
Dragging V Dragging
Not My Fucking
>>834198>New patch notes released for CK2>Monastic orders are getting new powers>Rank 4 members can just outright spend devotion to convert a county
Shit I'm busy, can't play right now.
I need to food make
Guess I'll have to play after all
>>834195>Working with civvies>Working with spellcasters>Working with artsy fartsy celebrities
Sir I am going to file a formal complaint
I am going to help the Night Police by the request of the Curator
Look at it this way, DM: if he gets too obnoxious, you could always spring surprise cavity searches to make sure he's not smuggling anything.
I saw him post on /mlpol/ the other day
I'm pretty sure we all do.
Like 50 minutes from now?
Don't act like that, I'm sure we will have tons of fun!
>>834212>a cop, an artist and a whore walks into a bar…
Sounds like the start of a bad joke
This is a police operation, civilian
You are not even authorised to look at my equipment let alone be nearby when it is used
I would have wanted to see
I liked his bunes a lot
Are you a police officer or a soldier?
If not, you are a civvie
Blackmail, or just something curious and interesting?
Just out of curiosity, maybe I'll tease her about it by opening it in front of her and pretending I'm just browsing randomly>>834225
It's nothing like that, more like a 15 year old girl's neopets page than anything>>834224
I need to build a reputation before I open my business!>>834226
>>834227>Just out of curiosity, maybe I'll tease her about it by opening it in front of her and pretending I'm just browsing randomly
Careful, she might kill you to hide her secret.
This might turn against you, BDN.She might think you've got a murry-purry sparkledog too.
You're doing quite well already.
Fat Albert please
I'll just have to correct her, I have a murry-purry Sparklepony instead>>834229
Joke's on me indeed, Hungary doesn't have the internet infrastructure!>>834231>>834228
Her OC is quite cute, but this was drawn by someone else
Now I should sleep
I'm certain you're not planning to do absolutely evil things with this knowledge
Good [email protected]
, have some melon.
'1d10+1' feed melon to batRoll #1 1 + 1 = 2
That's not a melon, Andy
At least it's not a durian.
You're supposed to cut it up first!
this reminds me of when I used to work with 3 other girls in high school to get 2-5 dollar commissions for them to fill.
And that reminds me of the time in Elementary school a friend of mine was drawing for pocket change and I got a large share just for marketing and 'handling business'.
I suppose I used to like Eddy that much because I was very good at scamming back in my Elementary school days
Ha, that's pretty amusing
One better was the time when I 'hired' two of the strongest guys in my class in elementary school to be my bodyguards.
They got to walk behind me in recess and pushed people out of the way so I could go wherever and they obviously didn't let anyone start or pick a fight with me. It was great.
Then after two weeks they asked me when are they getting paid and I told them that their payment was the privilige to be my bodyguards.
They beat me after that, but it was totally worth it.
That's so eastern european.
Eh, I never minded. Recess had a tendency to get wild, but it was still fun, even fighting, I mean, I was a kid, and kids fight all the time. I was never the strongest but I was one of the smartest, and quickly realize that loudmouth bullies can be shut up easily by either humiliating them in front of their friends or laughing at their pathetic attempts at trying to hit you.
Probably get hospitalized due to a shit tier power like melting flesh
Odds are you would get the ability to secrete plastic or some weird nonsense.
You wanna do somfin
What did he post?>>834210>>834217
He really had the best buns!
One of his worksafe dog pictures, I think
Good to see he's still drawing.
Gonna finish up in wew, then sure
>want to go dex/int
>black sword drops
I hate you
Would mr PB eat italian?
He sure has no problems eating vietnamese
But sorry, running quest atm
You still haven't played Orisa right?>>834270>>834269
I did, she's a tank and therefore not my stye
I'm balls deep into das3 right now, probably only switching for quest.
Yea, I can't play her.
It has been a long time since we played together but it seemed like you were doing okay
I'll run Mona for you later, is that okay?
Running D while Andy is still around
I'm legit bad at Widow too, doesn't stop me from playing her
Not the same thing
The worst part is that the design is just incredibly lazy.
Ok I'm good to go
What do you think it means?>>834288
git on mumb.
Thanks. Give me some gold too while you're at it.
No gold for reposts
It's a crosspost!
Overwatch official Twitter just released a teaser for something relating to the "King's Row mandatory robot registration act" to be released on April 11
I suspect some kind of PvE event personally
but you didn't link, so therefore a repost!
I think I might be harboring unbridled hatred towards wolves and trees.
What a blank flank>>834298
Are you trying to bait Andy by saying you hate everything she loves?
I just started Ashes of Ariandel for the first time.
I figured>he can't deal with the trees
It takes me like 10 hits to kill one.
Just use fire bro
I would if I had it.
Ember up and rub your body on them
Ariandel is not that hard man
That sounds so bullshit it might even be real.
I feel like I'm too low level.
It still sounds like something miyazaki would do.
you might be
did you miss the message at the beggining? Ariandel is recomended for those who have beaten Lothric`s castle first
I was just on my way to cathedral.
get outta there and level up some more
Unless you want a real challenge
Ringed City has a suggested level 100+ entry, But that likely won't stop people.
I'm not into robots, sorry
>it's clickbait, it's not an april fools joke if it's an outright lie. It's fake news.
These fucking people.
You don't need context. Just the sheer dumbness of that statement is enough.
Cowardly Europeons, the slightest nod sends them running in fear. If this is what we have to deal with, Brexit is a done deal :)
British intellectualism at its finest.
>first time summoned as Spear of the Church
>lel here come the ringed greatswords
I lasted maybe all of seven seconds and swung my sword all of once at the host.
PvP covenants were a mistake.
Indiabashing is too much fun
Who was playing Mihoshi?
what a lucky kiddo
>>834330>Counting on the dice to give you the aswer>Not figuring the password out by a series of clues or knowledge or even trying to guess it
Lame as fuck
Reminds me of someone else.>>834335
Look at this spoilsport!
Yeah, but you still don't have popcorn, fucker
I wouldn`t blame nopo if you didn`t get any results from that
It`s a password, not something you get out of luck
Well spoilers, my character is actually a mutant whose power of reality bending manifests through luck.
There. Git rekt.
This is not trolling, it is actually true
must be fun then
Had any ideas for Macross?
Yes one actually.
But tell me about the setting so I can make it fit better
I'm giving it a try, though everything I'm finding about similar problems suggests that might not fix the problem.
Hopefully I get lucky; I'd hate to lose the massive bunker complex I put so much work into.
looks the opposite to me
What's not fun about this?
For me, at least
He was playing a similar dragon control deck with legendary dragons
And the two of us combined played around a dozen Drakonid Operatives
That's not what it looks like on the board
Look at the size of the decks, this went very late into the game, with a lot of back and forth juggling. One of his buffed Drakonid Operatives stayed on the board for like 8 turns in a row because I couldn't kill it, he got a Ragnaros - Lightlord off of a Confessor Summon, etc.
It was not one sided in the least
When I mouse over the deck it doesn't show anything, 0/10 info presentation >>834356
7 or less cards remaining in both decks, meaning this was around turn 21-22 if you account for card draw>>834356
Does this mean I can be an arab occultist necromancer
Lucious Malfoy has it
Here is video evidence
Basics of the story is that Humans are the new kids on the galactic block. An organization bought these a decommissioned warship to head towards a new high-gravity world they can colonize. A bunch of aliens have signed up to work with them for their own reason, usually economic but also to go in the same general direction they are, since space travel is still on the expensive side.
Humans get the giant robot for free, but need to be more mercenary oriented if they want the combat ones.
Yes you could you filthy saracen.
Have you backed up your data first, preferably online and to an external device?
I understand the Tuition fees and social reject thing, but are there that many magic capable people that schools can afford to pass on them?
Okay, what's the tech like?
Let's say I wanted to be a lizard alien, former security officer, worked for a space station that was shut down a few years back. Maybe because of a virus outbreak, and they just decided to abandon working on it rather than try to decontaminate the whole thing
Every time the Saracen enters a room this starts playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPpWk_qQfc8>>834369>but are there that many magic capable people that schools can afford to pass on them?
Yes. Though not everyone has magic talent, there are enough people who do have it to fill the elitist schools.
How many Akkos does this school have?
Lunch break over>>834370
Very high tech level, but you are limited more by what you can carry and keep in your room. Please be aware that you'll be using a Fighter plane/suit a lot, combat skills will go towards that.
What will our goal in this quest be again? just go through the years studying and having adventures to become better mages?
What system are you using?
Nendo Akko is being released later this year.
That's the gist of it. It's a quest for power for most.>>834373>>834377
Akko is a goddess of magic.
What a pretty doggo
S10 based on my notes, but I'm willing to look at others
>>834381>s10>focus on ship combat
well okay. Are you using some custom skill sets for piloting or just fluffing gold edition or? >>834380
bringing fruit back to the den
But doggo dont eat fruit
I really like that fruit
watermelon is okay in the summer
Pick your favourite type of melon, go go go
Melon is a shit fruit. Only niggers like it.
>>834391>thinking watermelon is the only type of melon
First of all, not true
Second of all, watermelon is fine, but not the best of melons
its mostly water
so its not like other fruits
>>834393>most fruits>not mostly water
That would be like meeting a person who isn't mostly water
Every day your taste becomes worse in my eyes.>>834395
I've met raisins before.
>>834396>He doesn't like raisins
I bet you enjoy the taste of cock too you smegma slurping turbofaggot.
I'm greatly disappointed in you.
but.. you live on a vineyar- Oooh, that must be why
that's actually a good point
unless he just does have shit taste
Like how people I worked with on a corn field detasseling saying "Oh this is bad I'll NEVER eat corn again"
Like fuck that
Instead of never eating corn again I just quit since it was a shit job that didn't pay enough for the amount of physical strain it put on you
That's not a reason to never eat something again
Not everyone can afford to do that, you know.
Its the same thing as when people who work at a certain food chain start to hate it and can't eat there willingly?
In most cases, no. I just can't get past the bitterness that comes about due to the fermentation process.
I think the only wines that I can actually drink with no real trouble are Moscato ones, but those are dessert wines and don't really count, I think?>>834404>>834405
I've just never really liked grapes. I don't get it either, but I just don't like them.
I mean, I just went to look for a job better suited for me.
Like picking up trash at festivals or browsing the internet in a jew camp.
It worked out for me!>>834409
I still think that's dumb.
It's compeltely irrational.
Unless it's literally like in Snowpiercer when you see that the food is made out of ground-up bugs, I don't see why working at a foodchain would make you want to stop eating their food.>>834411
Are you sure you've been eating the right grapes?
>>834412>eating the right grapes>Nopony will never share his conservative grapes with you
I bet they go good with liberal kool-aid
The seedless ones that aren't used to make wine, yes.I actually don't like a lot of berry-type fruits, the exception being strawberry (but only in jam format, for some godforsaken reason).
I wonder if there are any foods Marina dislikes
>>834414>I actually don't like a lot of berry-type fruits, the exception being strawberry (but only in jam format, for some godforsaken reason).
Jesus fucking Christ
Come on you grapes, do you want to live forever?>>834414
Well, it's a wide world out there, and she's only eaten a handful of things. I don't think she's run across any exceptionally bitter things.>>834416>>834417
I know it's weird too, guys. But it's just how it is.I refuse to eat baked apples/applesauce because it reminds me too much of baby food and the mouth-feel is just wrong.
If I remember correctly, it was the s10 that had Agility-Strength-Social or whatever the stats were, and human mechas could shift between two forms that had a +2 to Agility and a +2 to Strength, respectively. Or something along those lines.
And you dislike apple pie too, don't you? Isn't that like high treason in the States?
I am looked down on by my family, but at least I'm not the only one that prefers pumpkin pie.
HOW DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT BABY FOOD WAS LIKE