No.814211
So OTR then
No.814219
>>814217I have issues experiencing joy.
Loose circuit or something.
No.814220
>>814218I want a tiny robot today!
tfw briefly considered getting a robot hamster I saw at a toy store No.814221
>>814219Hmnn
'1d10-2' fix Andy
Roll #1 8 - 2 = 6 No.814222
>>814220ONe day, Andy. We need to actually develop the field of robotics and micro-robotics to the point it can actually happen first.
No.814223
>>814221Oh, the joy was unplugged all along.
No.814225
>>814222They'll be adorable
No.814226
>>814223There we go
Now you can enjoy stuff like this
No.814230
>completely missed the new thread
T-Thanks Nasse
How embarassing
No.814231
>>814226Is that whatshername from Wakfu?
No.814235
>>814232Feels like some shaky cam monster movie
No.814236
>>814233Joy you say
>>814234Looks like Evangeline
No.814238
>>814235It's still pretty spoopy
>>814237>tfw you'll never enter the legend with her No.814240
>>814239Maybe he should just let her have the fucking keys.
No.814241
>>814240Her wife usually has the keys
The problem was he was nice to her and cleaned her car in the winter but forgot the keys in his pocket since it starts with a button
Or at least that's what I gather
No.814242
>>814240Especially considering that the car only really starts if the key fob is in or around the vehicle. I'm surprised it didn't shut off on her once she got out of range.
No.814248
Why did it ded
No.814249
>leike
No.814250
"I used to wonder what friendship could be"
t. Twilight
No.814251
>>814249Its the letters of Kelpie mixed up
she thinks they might know magic related to controlling you with your name No.814252
>>814251It means cutlet in finnish
No.814253
>>814252Uh
Well that's not too bad
No.814258
>>814257Already am, I'm doing all brawls for my L A S T W I N
No.814259
>>814254>>814256I don't understand
No.814260
>>814259wf: collection of instant win cards with increasingly silly requirements
me: a series of carts which if played in order lose you the game in a spectacular fashion
No.814261
>>814260I like how oor to nothingness is targeted so you can target yourself to lose the game
No.814262
>>814257Wot's taking so long?
No.814264
Motherfucking piece of bullshit garbage internet
No.814265
Sion so lewd
No.814268
>>814266I don't like these implications you're making.
No.814269
>>814267Fuck those fucking weebs.
Just shoot them in the head like the dogs they are.
T. Hector
No.814271
>>814270>proclivitiesExcuse me?!?
No.814275
>>814272I wouldn't be saying it, I'd be shooting them in their dumb fucking heads with a pistol since they are bringing a fucking potato peeler to a gunfight
No.814278
DM I need to stop for tonight now
No.814280
End here Y/N?
No.814282
>>814281>pay to sit on a benchThese anti-homeless measures have gone too far. The fact they exist at all is an affront to humanity.
No.814283
>>814282Well, if it's a privately owned park then I suppose they can do it.
No.814285
>>814283Bet you it's a public park. Private make you pay at the door for the "privilege" of walking around there.
No.814286
>>814283>>814282I agree with Fidget, fuck whoever came up with this
No.814288
>>814285>>814286Oh yeah, if it's a public park that's pretty messed-up. There's some places I've seen that have spikes in shady spots so no one sits on them for too long.
No.814289
>>814281>>814286>>814282well, I know what I'm adding to cyberpunk..
No.814290
>>814280I'm fine waiting here.
No.814291
>>814289Oh yeah, that's why I posted it.
No.814294
>>814292I need all the help I can get being cruel, I'm too soft.
No.814295
>>814288>>814289The real pisser is that it's 50 cents for however long those spikes stay down. If it's just 20 minutes, then that's barely enough time to read a newspaper.
The real thing I hate is that some churches have installed anti-homeless measures, like that one in California that periodically drenched the entryway with freezing water so that no one could sleep there. And this was during the drought, mind you. No.814296
>>814294You know where to find me if you ever need ideas for any walk of life that you want to make horrible
>>814295Well, at least it wasn't like in Budapest where being homeless was
criminalized No.814297
>>814295>ice cold waterholy shit that's so simple, but I never would have thought of it.
No.814299
>>814296It's like it's cheaper to just punish people for not being able to maintain a home than it is to give them a leg-up back into productive society.
Just grinds my gears.
>>814297I think the thing was set to spray every 15~20 minutes or so. More people were angry that they were wasting water during a drought than they were about that water being used to drive the homeless away from a fucking
church. No.814300
>>814298What do you need edgified, boss
No.814301
>>814299That is truly horrible.
No.814303
>>814300A greasy food stand with a robotic attendant. How can it be awful?
No.814304
>>814302Pfft
These are great
>>814303The robot has one hand that is a knife for the food, if you try to steal anything from the stand it chops off your hand without question and just adds it to the ground meat
No.814305
>>814304Holy shit, that can't be safe!
No.814307
Is OTR paused?
No.814308
>>814307I'm not seeing a DM post yet
No.814309
>>814305It isn't, but who can afford insurance on Earth 3?
No.814310
>>814309its cheap to just get a new hand sure.
but adding it to the meat has to be against health and safety!
>>814308>>814307oh he posted!
No.814311
>>814302>>814304Some guy's speculation, pardon the big post
Looking through these, here are my thoughts
>Colourist of artificial fishPossibly a painter who works primarily with paintings of fish
>Knight of the ThimblePossibly a seamstress, with a needle being your blade
>Disinfector of RailwaysProbably what you stated
>Examiner of underclothingProbably checks clothing quality in clothing factory, probably a peeper
>Invisible net makerMore than likely fake
>Electric Bath attendantElectric baths are old-fashioned tanning beds, so it's a real job
>Properitor of MidgetsProbably fake
>52 years an imbecileMight be someone who was in an asylum for said years
>Knocker-up of workpeoplePreviously stated, a real job
>Maker of sand viewsKinda far-fetched, but could be those glass frames with the sand and liquid inside. I own one, so that's why I assume so.
>Gymnast to house painterThe guy who paints the hard to reach places of a house?
>Turnip shepherdEither fake or the person who "shepherds" turnips from the farm to the store
>EmasculatorForeskin cutter
>Sampler of drugsPretty straightforward
>Fatuous pauperFake job
>DrownerProbably drowned small animals for the butcher. Probably a serial killer.
>Count as femaleBeing a female was practically its own job
>Fish-benderFish vendor? I don't know
>Goldfish-catcherThe guy who catches goldfish
>Cow-bangerKills cows
>Running aboutFake
>Grape-dryerDries grapes to make raisins
>Beef-twisterTwists beef to soften it up, like how you twist taffy to soften it up
>Random wallerBuilds walls. A lot of people build walls. He's a random waller.
No.814312
>>814310And who is going to check on a random trashfood stall in the middle of the street?
No.814313
>>814312I'm spooped
you can take an extra five minutes of break today.
No.814314
>>814310The stall has a contract posted under the name that by exchanging currency for the product, you have no say in complaining about the content of the product.
They're able to stay in business and attract people because they've got the best chemical additives that stimulate the flavor senses just right and are partially addictive.
No.814315
>>814313Breaks are not company policy in the future
No.814316
>>814314>addictive food But that's what
the big bad coorp does
No.814317
>>814316I thought that's what it was for?
No.814318
>>814315No, but you earned one.
What about the door to the bank, sure they are heavy and secure and bullet proof now, but in the future there must be something wicked about it
No.814319
>>814317Oooh I get it now!
No.814321
>>814318It only lets you in if you have a certain amount of money on your balance
If you are hacked and your money is all gone, you can't even complain about it, since you ltierally cannot get in the bank - and why should they care, you no longer have any money
No.814325
>>814324Have I created a monster?
No.814327
>>814311>Proprietor of Midgets>fakeConsidering that midgets were actually popular for things like circus acts, I'm actually inclined to think it was actually a real job.
No.814328
>>814326You are who you choose to be!
No.814332
>>814331>No Celestine>No ExorcistLiterally what is the point
No.814333
>>814331That's a lot of metal!
No.814334
>>814330Its not my fault!
It was the nomad scum that drove me to these ends!
No.814335
>>814334Always the nomad, you just like to blame them for everything!
No.814336
>>8143321) Immolators are cool
2) Celestine is only available as a part of the Triumvirate of the Imperium box so unless you wanna buy the Admech guy off from me, I'm not gonna buy her
2.5) My local meta regularly hangs people who try to use special characters, especially broken ones like Celeslisterine
>>814333It is, inniwt.
No.814337
>>814330The new dinoflask has 2 to the 1 to the 2 to the 3 in it
No.814338
>>814336Show me this admech guy
Also use her as a counts-as you derp
And immolators are shit. Exorcists are the coolest 40k tank. And I need their side plates.
No.814339
>>814337I know
It's amazing
No.814341
>>814338Looks like they're out of stock too!
Also you can't take a canoness with a jump pack so I'd have to quite literally break her wings.
Also Immolators are really decent on the tabletop and look much cooler than razorbacks
Also also do you really think I'd give the side plates to you if I shelled out for one?
No.814342
>>814340And those med-techs, fuck them too!
No.814343
>>814341The wings are purely decorative.
And no just make molds of the plates for me.
That admech guy is pretty swag.
No.814344
>>814337Did you see the other, complete version that he posted?
No.814345
>>814343I don't know how to do that.
No.814346
>>814345I can send you the putty for it
No.814347
>>814346I'm falling aslp here.
Thanks for running DM but gotta go
No.814348
>>814346I have milliputty, but not sure if I have enough to make molds out of all four. That is, if I even manage to find a way to fanagle my purchases to fit an exorcist.
No.814349
>>814347Right, lets continue next time then
No.814350
>>814347>>814349goodnight sion
thanks DM
No.814352
>>814351Step 1: don't buy it all at once
No.814353
>>814352I'm kinda looking for the minimum "useful" force I can have on the tabletop.
No.814354
>>814353so do it in a month's time.
No.814355
>>814354That's when I'd use 550 euros to buy a 1,500 point army
No.814359
>>814358One of the best episodes.
No.814361
>>814359they're all so good
>>814360I'm pretty hype for more breaking weapons, he'll probably go through a lot
No.814362
>>814360That's what happens when you use a katana to block like that, you're supposed to use them to parry.
Also magic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8O7Kg6M6V4 No.814363
>>814361And use improvise weapons probably, which I'm hpye for
No.814367
>>814366Could just be you slept with your mouth open, BDN. Take a lozenge or something and some water, see if that helps.
No.814369
>>814368You up for some games?
No.814373
Can anyone here recommend me some kung-fu movies? I watched one called Battle Wizards late last year that was pretty good and crazy.
No.814374
>>814373Pretty much anything with Jackie Chan and/or Bruce Lee.
No.814375
>>814374Those are generally pretty grounded, I'm looking for something more fantastic.
No.814377
>>814376Nah, seen that too. Pretty good, though.
Anyone here seen El Topo, incidentally?
No.814380
>>814373>ArthouseHero
House of Flying Daggers
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
>OldschoolVenom mob movies
Come Drink with Me
>newer schoolOnce Upon a Time in China series
Tai Chi Master
Drunken Master
Iron Monkey
(These are less Wuxia and more Wushu, but they are good)
>Newest schoolThe Man with the Iron Fists
No.814382
>>814380Hey, I just remembered I bought Man with the Iron Fists two and a half years ago but never watched it.
Boy if there's anything I love ironically it's a bad composite shot.
No.814386
>>814381Cute couple
Still have an hour something of work.
No.814388
>>814387BDN played earlier, but he said he was too sick to continue, also his breathing was heavy
I'm still around though
No.814389
>>814388Oh, sounds pretty bad.
Okay.
No.814390
>>814388Oh, so he was sick. That's unfortunate. Hope he remembers to drink lots of fluids.
As for OWing, I'm up for some quick play, since I got all the arcade boxes.
No.814391
>>814388>>814389>>814390Well, now that BDN is starting to recover, I simply need to make him a soup to speed up the process. I have a potato and cabbage or a chicken and carrot recipe, which do I send him?
No.814392
>>814391Chicken is generally considered the "get well" soup, but potato/cabbage might have a more balanced blend of nutrition.
No.814393
>>814392Maybe going full veggie stew is best then.. he'll get well soon
No.814395
>>814394Chicken it is then.
It'll be there soon.
No.814398
>>814397No ponk, fuck you, you can bounce up yourself and you know it
No.814399
>>814395Evne better if I'm better by the time it arrives so I can enjoy it throughly
Gah, maybe I should nap
No.814401
>>814400Shut up ponk you know I'm right
No.814403
>>814402You want bellyrubs Ponk you'll have to come here and get them
No.814407
People forgot how powerful Operation: Protect the President is.
Today, we reminded them.
Also, Junkrat is funman supreme-o who deserves all the PotGs.
No.814414
>>814412>>814410>>814411What's the Sunday questplan again?
No.814415
>>814413Hehe
Reminds me of someone
>>814411Theponk is sated?
No.814419
>>814418>FreshHalf a day too late
No.814420
>>814418>>814419I like how half the sub has posted this by now and all of you have mentioned me in it
No.814421
>>814420>>814419It's Nopo's favorite reddit meme, how could I not post it?
No.814422
>>814421Excuse you, I find this garbage exclusively on Youtube
No.814424
>>814423I met a bad mage last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made him leave with me
Coercion and Heresy
No.814426
>>814425must be hard being a relic.
No.814427
Hello
No.814430
>>814429This is one of those mornings where I'd regret having a dog.
No.814431
>>814428poor mexicans, behind on everything.
>>814427hello
No.814432
>>814430>be hungover as shit>wake up to cat meowing loudly>my roomie woke up to him as well>he just yelled "I'LL VOMIT IN YOUR FUCKING FACE IF YOU DON'T STOP">he stoppedIt was pretty amusing
But still annoying
>>814431I still could not decide whether he is spanish or mexican No.814435
>>814433He usually stops after 30 minutes of whining or if he is fed/tended to
But the latter is a bit hard when you can't even walk
No.814436
>>814432But dogs need to be taken for walks.
No.814437
>>814434Run T tonight
You session pausing easily distracted you
No.814438
>>814436Oh, right.
They can't shit by themselves
No.814441
>>814439Do it
Also ban nopo
No.814443
>>814441For what exactly?
No.814444
>>814442B-but I wasn't even mean to them
>>814443For shitposting with yandere
No.814447
Oh dog this pain in ym throat please jyst cut it out
No.814448
>>814447>just cut it outWhat, your throat?
No.814449
>>814446Yes, I'm glad you understand
No.814451
>>814450>masturbating on a pine treeOW
OWOWOW
OWOWOWOWOWOW
OwO No.814452
>>814451Imagine it as a cat dildo.
No.814454
I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna make corn spaghetti and meat sauce
No.814456
I wonder if I should just sleep the rest of today away.
No.814457
So I found out what my PC's problem was. The monitor.
No.814459
>>814458lemme have some breakfast first
No.814460
>>814459Could Don't Starve instead.
Mumble?
No.814466
>>814465Oh, so that's the show the blue haired fairy comes from
No.814468
>>814467Silly Anakin that's not how you use a speccship
No.814469
>>814468You gonna tell him otherwise
No.814470
With a control group of 40 women an their dances, scientifically this was proven to be the 'sexiest' dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq2lZNpwV64It's all in the hips, apparenlty
No.814472
Quite dead today.
No.814479
>>814476What an ungulate toe
No.814480
>>814478Well what do you know it worked.
I need to refine my techniques apparently
No.814481
>>814478I knew it would work
No.814482
>>814481>>814480you have summoned an Andy
what wisdom do you seek?
No.814483
>>814482I only have one question
Quest when No.814485
>>814482Should I try to get OTR going again tomorrow?
No.814486
>>814483The quest shall begin when the players are able to assemble
No.814490
>>814486But
I'm talking to my player right now No.814491
>>814488>>814490I might still have something to do later thou
No.814492
>>814491Do you have an ETA of when you'll be available to quest then?
No.814493
>>814492probably 3 hours until I'm in the clear for the day
No.814494
W-O-W the distance change on Roadhog
You litrally cannot oneshot kill anything now
I've no problems with the CD change, but this is pretty fucking atrocious
>>814493Allright, that should still leave us with a few hours of quest then
No.814495
>>814494You must become proficient, my child.
M2 - Hook - M1
Learn to pick off weakened targets
No.814503
I thought LWA was just two movies?
No.814504
>>814503It's that and an ongoing series
No.814507
Hey DM tell me about taking molds
I'm not sure if I feel confident in making those
What if the pieces get residue on them and then I can't use them
No.814508
Downsizing from a 23" to a 17" is savage. I barely have time for anything here.
No.814509
>>814508>timeSpace. Same shit really.
No.814510
>>814507well I have some putty you just heat up and slap on the part, then let it cool. It's reusable and catches detail well. Though I suppose you can do it with green stuff or clay or something just as well. I just like my putty.
Always be sure to put vaseline or special mold release on your parts to ensure a clean separation.
No.814512
>>814510Yeah, I don't have those.
No.814513
>>814512>you>not having vaseline[doubt]
No.814514
>>814513What are you implying there
No.814515
>overwatch has no 4:3 aspect ratio
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.814517
This monitor actually hurts my eyes…
No.814518
>>814517Just buy a new one tomorrow you puss
No.814520
>>814519I can't decide which Order of Sisters to paint
Also I have the sudden urge to buy Soulstorm
No.814524
>I'm bored, I guess I'll do some quickplay
>"Oh, you want to play video games?"
>"It would be a shame if your ping suddenly became 60000000000000000000000000 for no fucking reason whatsoever. Oh yeah, everything else works perfectly fine though."
I'm so fucking ultra mad right now I could murder a man
No.814525
>>814524I had 4 times my usual ping too, earlier. Blame the server's.
No.814526
>>814525Game has been fucking unplayable for me all fucking weekend except at 3 in the fucking morning
No.814527
>speedtest says my ping is 11 and I have 40mbs
LIES LIES LIES LIES
Bh-BHUT WHAT IF THE OW SERVERS ARE IN GERMANY
I've fucking 32 ping then
But no
OW is like "Nah. You literally cannot play because you're just going to bounce around the map until you get killed"
No.814528
>>814522I just found out that artist
Draws a lot of cute deer
and some oddly round ones No.814529
>>814527>40 mbpsHoly shit
No.814532
>>814531I blame my internet
>>814529I have even more at home
And apparently it's more reliable
No.814534
>>814533I had stable 100mb/s at the dorm
No.814535
>tfw spooked myself
No.814538
>>814537Nothing, for now.
No.814539
>>814538I see.
I used my meme coins to buy the zen event skin
No.814541
>>814536How?
>>814537Whatever we make happen
No.814542
>>814541[intense wishing cyberpunk was post by play so we could have faffy sessions]
No.814543
>>814540yea I'm always grouped with someone else who can play hog better than me, so I'm less likely to see that than the zen.
No.814544
>>814542We can play more Cybers during the week!
You may be addicted No.814547
>>814546Look at this beauty of nature of a picture
>>814545To cyberpunk!
No.814549
>>814547excellent. Now that we know the problem.
turn destiny into a cyberpunk quest No.814552
>>814550but yea, let's go to that beach concert or something.
this has been a pretty disappointing day since important things got canceled No.814553
>>814551>>814552What's that?
I should put more psychological horror into Destiny? You asked for it!
No.814554
>>814553Disguising works still.. right?
No.814555
>>814554Against the monsters, yes…
No.814557
>>814555disguise as fox '1d10'
Roll #1 6 = 6 No.814564
>>814556>>814559>only legendary I'm missing is the monkeyI'm okay with that. Wish I hadn't dropped 3 hogs though.
No.814565
>>814564>tfw still 1030 coins away from just being able to buy the maybe one skin I'd really likeFucking skinner boxes.
No.814567
>>814564I wish the legendaries I got weren't all non-event garbage
No.814569
>>814565>>814568Should I get on to help?
No.814570
>>814565>>814568>>814569I'd be up for some fugg.
No.814572
>>814569>>814570I'm on American servers, though.
No.814573
>>814572Groves is flexible
No.814576
>>814573You joining then?
No.814579
Going to bed. Goodnight.
No.814580
>despite writing the essay, the profs from back home still failed me
Haha
Fuck you you cunt
And fuck your bullshit too
No.814583
>>814580What was the essay on?
No.814584
>>814583On bullshit I didn't care about
So basically there is a course you MUST take in for Master's called Advanced Academic Writing which aims to, y'know, improve your skills with writing essays, not like you had to write a fucking thesis to get to this point anyway
It's just that the prof is specialized in Irish Studies and uses it to shill fucking James Joyce an Dubliners
Now I've got nothing against Joyce, but telling me to write something new and amazing about Dubliners that has never been done before is just retarded. It wasn't even a bad essay, it just didn't blow her mind so that apparently wasn't enough.
If only one could write about topics that interest him at a fucking course about getting better at writing instead of it being a fucking plug for shit no one but the prof cares about
No.814586
>>814584>can't write something compelling about a topic that doesn't interest himNever gonna be a Master like that
No.814587
>>814586No, you see, I did write about it.
But I couldn't give less of a shit with, y'know, being in a different country.
Not to mention, as I said, that her reason was that it just didn't blow her mind.
>>814585It's pretty bad.
No.814589
>>814588Just feeling a bit cheated since the MA course is all about the freedom of choosing the topics that interest you fam.
No.814590
>kelani overworked himself to please this mare
truly a weakness
No.814591
>>814590He lost his greatest power
No.814597
>>814596Did Kelani breathe in helium?
No.814598
>>814597He sang a rock ballad and lost his voice
>>814596Heheh
No.814599
>>814597he broke his voice by singing too much
No.814600
>looking for maid pictures on gelbooru
fucking re:zero and dragon maid clogging up mah results
No.814601
It's kind of a shame, I actually did feel a bit like running T today, but I couldn't wake up before 3PM. My sleep schedule is awful!
Tuesday is right out. I need to go in early in the day to perform a classroom observation and then there's no point in driving an hour home since I need to return that night. Plus it's Valentine's besides.
Don't get me wrong, I'd love to kill those seven hours by running quest as much as the next guy, but I don't really think there's anywhere on campus private enough to run that quest. Perhaps under different circumstances, but Nasse found the fairies, too. So you know, it would be distracting.
Wednesday… seems possible. Maybe even tomorrow? We'll see.
No.814609
>>814606>>814608>Telling the asian to eat some noodlesdas racist
No.814612
>>814608>>814609I've got no appetite for a whole bowl
Maybe a bit
No.814614
>>814610>>814611Whether it works or not has nothing to do with it!
Though yeah, hot noodles do tend to help with a sore throat.>>814612Staying hydrated might help. Tea might help too; there's a type of tea called throat-coat or something that we bring out whenever somebody's got a scratchy throat around here.
No.814618
>>814617If I played pokes with you guys, I'd probably steal it so you wouldn't have fox monopoly.
No.814619
>>814618>one fox>fox monopoly This is my fox.
I don't have the other phoxes
I think npcs do No.814620
>>814619Really? I could have sworn you would have gathered every vulpine pokemon in existence if left unattended.
No.814623
>>814622>>814620If
duplicates or
boxes were allowed I might be more tempted to hoard foxes
No.814627
>>814626thanks for running
No.814628
>>814627Hope you had fun!
The song was great No.814629
>>814628It had
a little bit of heart and soul No.814630
>>814629I noticed!
Moments like these make gm-ing the best No.814631
>>814630Glad you liked it.
No.814632
>>814631So how long until Kelani turns into a bard instead of a thief?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJDJs9dumZI No.814634
>>814633Yeah you're looking pretty boring right now
better think of something interesting to say
No.814635
>>814632He
is a bard/rogue in the first place
No.814637
>>814635Well, he's obviously been roguing it up for too long, since otherwise his voice wouldn't have gone out.
No.814638
>>814637He did sing for like hours
No.814639
>>814638His bard teacher would be ashamed. You're supposed to lubricate your throat with libations if you plan on singing that long. Especially if you plan on bringing a mare, or stallion if that's your dig, back to your room. Nobody wants a sore-throated song-slinger going down on them.
No.814641
>>814640Sounds like it's time to go on a road trip of self-discovery and unintentionally stumble on the very things Mother Nature wanted you to steal in the first place.
And then steal them using your bard abilities and schmoozing skills.
No.814644
>>814641Would a seapony help him on such a journey?
No.814645
>>814644Possibly, but he'll get no luck if he tries hitting on a married one.
No.814646
>>814645That means that he can hit on her all day and she won't swoon, so she's the perfect practice target!
No.814647
>>814646I think Kelani's education on the delicacy of mares is lacking.
No.814648
>>814647See, he
needs a seapony with a sense of subtly to show him a better way.
No.814649
>>814648The problem with that is is that seaponies, by nature, are flirty as hell and very… open about how things work. They're very in touch with nature in that regard.
So I could actually see Mother Nature tossing one at him to "help out."
No.814650
>>814648On a side note, I have bred bomb turtle and kelp anchor. What names do you want for them?
No.814651
>>814649oh my.
>>814650Barnacle for the anchor and Trooper for the turtle.
Uh, its been a while, what did you want again?
No.814652
>>814651The old man dragon, and… uh. The guru monkey. Oranguru. Did you want football monkey for that one?
No.814654
>>814653Shit, that sucks. No over-the-counter pain medicine you can grab?
No.814655
>>814654No use missing a bus, I'll just bum some off coworkers unless this dies down by itself.
No.814656
>>814655Drinking water helps sometimes.
No.814658
>>814652okay, I'll have those tomorrow sometime.
going to try a little more OW right now
No.814659
>>814658How's moonbat going? Sunlion is good to go whenever.
And have fun.
No.814660
>>814659I honestly
didn't do the end game because I got distracted by bank pokemon No.814661
>>814660Pfft. That's fine. Take your time, I'm in no hurry.
No.814662
Morngingglfasflng
No.814664
>>814663Right when inspiration hits
No.814665
So beppenings
No.814667
>Stopping pushes by catching, and blowing up, people in your traps
There's a smug satisfaction that can only come from meme-ing on the entire enemy team as Junkrat.
The pinch of salt as the entire enemy team just leaves at the end just adds to it.
No.814670
>>814667Can't dunk the junk
No.814671
>>814664It's been over a week
No.814672
>>814669I need soda to get me through the day
>>814671I've been building/painting warhams and working
If you wanna hurry it up, give me an exact scene to draw
No.814674
>>814653The hypnosis wizardry is clearly working.
Check your pants.
No.814676
>>814675When I were young, we had classes on Saturday too. They would have had them on Sunday, but that's when good people go to church and praise jebus
No.814679
>>814677It's a seminar though
No.814681
>>814674My god
I'm a gorilla now
No.814682
>>814679>Every single one of my matches I lose is against diamond leaguers and they're SUPER close, still win several anyway>Lol Gold League :^^^^^)Seriously fuck off Blizz, if you think I'm gold don't place me against people 2 leagues higher
No.814684
>>814683He's a transvestite
No.814685
>>814684But that's wrong
She is 100% mare
No.814686
>>814685Oh, well, then there's nothing to say.
No.814687
>>814686Why would you think that in the first place
No.814688
>>814683She's morally ambiguous
No.814689
>>814683>Get matched against 5 diamonds and a plat>as fucking gold league, with another gold leaguer, +2plat + 2diamond>WinWHY
AM
I
IN
THIS
LEAGUE
No.814690
>>814683She reminds me of Revy from Black Lagoon.
>>814682How far off of Plat are you?
No.814691
Oh, well that win gave me a huge SR boost and I'm plat now. It's a start to the climb, I guess.
No.814692
>>814690I'm plat now. I'm a little salty but I guess that win proved to the matchmaker that I wasn't gold
It was a total shutout win, denied first point of Anubis to the enemy and took it from them in 2 pushes
No.814693
>>814688Not sure if that is a nice thing but okay!
>>814689>>814691Because you don't play enough
I told you, it literally just comes down to how much time you pour into it
>>814690That bitch has huge tits though
No.814694
>>814687I was trying to pull your strings
No.814698
>>814695I swear it was like bizarro land, every single placement I win EVERY game of matchmaking where the only enemies are gold/plat. I lose and win some with diamond enemies.
>Get gold league>First match of gold league is against 5 diamonds and a platIt's like something out of a forum horror story
No.814699
>>814696This game proves that I play at a diamond level, though, desu. If I put in enough time to climb I could get there.
No.814700
>>814698>>814699Those people could have been at diamon once but just deranked since then
No.814701
>>814697Take days of schul
Employment is 99% knowing the people giving out work anyway
No.814702
>>814700I forgot to check, I'll have to do that next time I get on
No.814703
>>814696Well you see
Radiant was a stallion trying to pass off as a mare
No.814704
>>814696>>814699I mean we often get into games with Diamond level players. It's just a matter of pouring the actual effort into Comp for us to actually get to Diamond.
No.814705
>>814702Matchmaking does do fucking retarded things sometimes
Like that 3v3 I posted about, enemy team was two masters (one of whom was granmasters at one point) and a top 500
Our team was me, another diamond and a low gold guy.
We lost but it was a 3-2 so not a blowout at all No.814706
>>814703Pretty sure she was just really ugly
>>814704Well, I'm glad I did it
I do want to see how close to Masters I can get next season, but I might just give up if it's too stressful
No.814711
>>814709>>814710Getting some conflicting reactions here
No.814712
>>814708She belongs in the rape pits.
No.814713
>>814711Who'd know better, Nosso or the GM of the quest she was in
No.814714
>>814712Bexcuse me
>>814713True, true…
But she did try to get into the pants of Warren
No.814715
>>814714I meant it as "she couldn't get any"
But with her fertility rating, she'd definitely be the champ of the rape pits
No.814716
>>814713Look at that picture
It's not a pure pose
No.814717
>>814715;_;
Rude
Inferni totally would have fucked her if he wasn't a phoenix
No.814721
>>814720You cannot prove it
>>814718But she would have fought a war of freedom against it
She despises slavery since she was one for a brief period
No.814723
>>814721Maybe if she had been a breeding slave she would have better feelings about slavery!
No.814724
>>814722She can just hide rapiers in each one as a defense mechanism
>>814723I doubt it!
No.814726
>>814693Are you saying human emrille wouldn't have nasse tier tits?
No.814727
>>814726You don't know MY tier!
No.814728
>was getting used to the top comfy chair>"Woops, lel, sorry, our mistake, that wasn't meant for you."God, now every other chair is going to feel uncomfortably shitty after that one
>>814725It could work!
No.814729
>>814726She'd probably be pretty flat.
No.814730
>>814727>>814726Nasse's tier of breasts would make a pretty good CC spell in a CoC-like game.
>Target's breasts become larger than they are for one turn, causing them to become Immobilized and take 1d4 Suffocation damage. No.814732
>>814729With a very feminine penis?
No.814733
>>814732Just because she's a lesbian?
That's homophobic
No.814734
>>814728Wait, they took it back?
It's not unused anymore!
No.814736
>>814734It was meant for another room
Which was starting to become sort of obvious for me when I realized the desk that came with it was too long to fit in my room properly
No.814737
My favorite part of Asian culture is when they wear English t-shirts but don't know what they mean
It's like when weebs get kana tattoos
No.814740
>>814737>>814738"Check this out, it means 'The heart is the source of strenght'"
>medium size roast chicken with sesame seeds and a soda No.814744
>have received a Valentine's day gift
W-what the fuck
No.814749
>>814747>had a dream with one of my exes todayI'm just glad I haven't had to put up with Valentine's days with most of my gfs
No.814751
>>814744What did you get?
>>814750I don't understand
No.814752
>>814751Probably cookies or something, I was told to colelct it tomorrow
No.814753
>>814751I just felt like posting it and I was looking for any excuse
No.814754
>>814752How nice
>>814753That's alright. I'll post this then
No.814755
>>814754What kind of animal is that
No.814756
>>814754unf>>814755issadeer innit
No.814758
>listening to less popular bowie songs
>find stretches which sound almost identical to japanese video game soundtracks
The sleazy japs.
No.814760
>>814748We don't even celebrate that
No.814761
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>>814757Her face looks a bit weird then
also her nipples should be showing with her blouse like that
>>814760We have ystävyyspäivä
No.814763
>>814761The connotation is entirely different. Ystävänpäivä has not historically been a day for romance.
No.814764
>>814763Well I wasn't exactly after romance
No.814765
I'll leave you with this classic as I go to the store
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egcXvqiho4w>>814764Wonder why
No.814766
>>814765Because I want friends?
No.814767
>>814766You've got us, and you've got a warhammer playing club. How many more friends can you need?
No.814768
>>814759>>814761Oh well
I like it, it's pretty cute
I got to agree with BDN, Japanese furry art is better than most
No.814770
>>814767I mean, I've got one good IRL friend who I can only meet on weekends now that my only friend who regularly lives in the same town as me is going to move away
Besides I don't get to do much with you guys
>>814768It's cute
And he's right
No.814771
>>814744What if it's from a boy, BDN-sama
No.814773
>>814772I dunno, kemo might be easier than regular capra.
No.814776
>>814775NEVER TRUST A BUNE
No.814777
>>814775What does fox dick look like?
No.814779
>>814776But why
>>814777Something like this I imagine
No.814780
>oeaki doesn't work
Shame
It was such a nice drawing
Sorta looked like one of those old german helmets…
No.814781
>>814779Because Bune's are greedy
No.814782
>>814781That's a common misconception
No.814784
>>814783Just because we want to fuck horses?
Also, I cannot focus on her pretty face when she's holding that fucking cup like that, she's going to fucking spill
No.814785
>>814770You only have yourself to blame for not doing things with us. Several quests are ongoing.
No.814787
>>814772So, a goat headed midget?
No.814788
>>814786If we have everyone, yes.
Or even if we have you, Andy and maali.
No.814789
>>814785Are you mad at me for not drawing capers or something
No.814790
>>814789He's telling the truth though.
You don't even vidya with us.
No.814791
>>814789I'm merely wondering why don't you interact more if you want to interact more. But you do play in T so it's not like you're entirely disconnected anyway.
No.814796
>>814791I'm afraid I'll make everyone hate me more if I talked with them more
Also every time I've found time to play Overwatch there's already more than six people playing
Also everyone probably already hates me
No.814797
>Feeling nauseous again
This shit has been coming and going the past week or so for some reason. Don't know what the fuck is causing it, but every now and then I feel a legitimate urge to start puking without actually doing it.
Not exactly good timing either seeing how I'm in class.
No.814799
>>814797Could be something you ate
Could be a weak stomach flu
No.814800
>>814796There are games other than overwatch.
There are people who don't even play overwatch.
No.814801
>>814799I don't know, it's been going on for almost a week now. It certainly doesn't feel like I'm actually ill. If this doesn't go away the next few days I'm seeing a doctor.
No.814802
>>814800There are?
Are there?
No.814804
>>814801Probably a good idea.
No.814811
>>814808I can tell you with 99% certainty that it will be before the next meet.
No.814813
>>814812Unless I get a strike of inspiration the next time I think I'll have the time and energy will be during the weekend.
No.814817
>>814816No, I hate only
myself No.814818
There's a dog sleeping on my arm.
No.814819
>>814815Your low work ethic and general slowness frustrates me
No.814820
>>814819Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
No.814821
>>814819Hey onii-chan I want to play geimu.
No.814822
>>814698I got silver since my placement matches went awry. First matches were against gold and plats. I'm sure my team was as confused as to why I was there as I was.
No.814823
>>814821Gonna finish a few WoW dailies before running OTR
No.814826
>>814825How about sum OW bb
No.814827
>>814816>>814824Just need andy now
No.814831
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>>814829This is the b8est I got
No.814834
By the way, I had a dream that I had a tiger as a pet for a cat
And the strangest thing was, other people were having lions and cheetas and large predatory cats as pets too
No.814835
>>814834You might be host to a culture of Toxoplasma gondii.
No.814836
>>814835I mean, I already have a lil catte that I luv.
So it can't be anything new.
But man, cuddling up to a giant tiger/lion feels comfy as fuck.
No.814839
>>814838Seriously though, just give me a single definite thing to draw and I will start on it tomorrow.
No.814850
>>814845Probably was up all night or something.
No.814853
>>814852Who wouldn't be hyped to get married to that qt dragoness?
No.814857
>>814854It would be a bargaining chip, we know Rarity is a slut with no ethics or morales, she'd go for Spike super hard if he was married
No.814858
>>814855'3d5'
Roll #1 2, 4, 4 = 10 No.814859
>>814857No no, she'd go for Spike if he were rich. Remember when she snookered him out of his giant ruby, on his birthday, because it was one of the most well-kept rubies she'd seen in some time?
No.814860
>>814859I can totally fucking understand her there though, because he was going to
fucking eat a large, perfectly cut gem.
He was going to eat a perfectly cut gem.
EAT ITRarara was right to ask for it to make a dress out of it instead
No.814862
>>814861A bit late, missy.
No.814863
Sorry I forgot to set my alarm.
Can't get up without that thing at all.
No.814864
>>814863You are dropping your replies, too!
No.814865
>>814860But that's what dragons do. They
eat gems. That's like taking a perfectly cut steak and instead of eating it you make a necklace out of it.
No.814866
No I'm replying!
No.814867
>>814866Replying to ghosts, perhaps!
No.814868
>>814865I mean, he can eat gems that are not perfect cut!
>>814866>>814863You okay?
Everything allright?
Are you being held hostage?
No.814869
OTR PEOPLE
Do we still want to do this?
No.814870
>>814867she is just a ghost…
No.814872
>>814870But I cannot stop myself from loving her?
No.814873
>>814869I do!
>>814868hello, I am here
No.814874
>>814868And you can eat steaks that are mostly gristle, but that doesn't mean you enjoy them.
No.814875
>>814872can you save me brother?
>>814871I totally should rewatch all of that
No.814877
>>814874Nigga I don't think how the gem looks affects the taste of the crystal structure, your methapor is bad and you should feel bad
>>814875Are you a
woman without tomorrow stuck here forever?
No.814878
>Maali offline
No.814879
>>814877Are we dragons? Do we eat gems? All I'm saying is that high-quality gems
might have better flavor than the ones you just pluck out of the ground.
No.814881
Also I read rarity was the topic
>>814876Time to watch it for a 6th time this year. So much I always forget.
>>814877That would explain she keep haunting me
No.814882
>>814879Well let's not get fucking started on the fact that all the gems they fish out of the ground are cut to the designated shape of the gems, so that's like a cow falling over an bursting into burger patties.
Still.
Rarity was right and you cannot defend Spike in that scenario.
Not to mention the kiss an the love was worth to him more than any gem-lunch
>>814881Now you've broken it, bro bro
No.814886
>>814885The scale on that weapon seems strange.
No.814890
>>814886Bigger = Dedder
>>814887That's not the issue we are talking here, do not misdirect it.
Just admit you were being wrong just so you can hate on Rara and defend your shota scaly crush
No.814891
>>814882Okay
I shall retreat into coffee making
No.814892
>>814891Let's go
Hey!
Whouhouwhouuuuuuuu
Hey!
Your cryin'
How sweet the sound
No.814894
>>814886the scale in yo mom feels weird
No.814896
>>814893She did the world justice by preserving it
It's like not letting your kid smash the thousand year old chinese vase
No.814897
>>814896Maybe if the vase was made out of rock candy and the kid wanted to eat it, that metaphor would make sense. But this is taking food and making it into jewelry. It'd be closer to wanting to preserve a macaroni necklace.
No.814898
>>814896>>814897Now she will think of spike everytime she wears it and can tell ponies that she got it from a real dragon's treasure!
>>814892Such a great song
No.814902
Google's V-day doodle is top cute.
No.814903
>>814883Currently taking the bus atm, I'll be 'home' in about 40
No.814906
>>814900Probably going to keep going until I hit China.
>>814901Well, it's got something to do with her butt, I'm sure.
No.814907
>>814906HOLY SHIT I WANT TO TOUCH THAT ASS
No.814908
>>814902>Super Porcupine BoyI admit the art is adorable>>814906I'm too lazy to look for that one image, post the one where Spike is super hype to carry shit for Rarara whose ass is in the foreground
No.814909
>>814903>>814898>>814889Ok so it's gonna be around 11:30 pm when we can start at the earliest
No.814911
>>814909Don't die of sleep deprivation now.
No.814912
>>814909Ok but I can play an hour and a half then at most
No.814914
>>814895Depends on when Sylt can play.
Once his next exam is over, we'll know more
No.814915
>>814913No, it's in colour!
I'm just too lazy to look for it
No.814916
>>814914Gotcha
>>814909Sorry. I swear to always have an alarm clock now
No.814917
>>814912>>814916Do we want to just faff for a bit then until Maali shows up, or?
No.814920
>>814918Swiching the manestyles on characters is something I love in the fanart too tqbh
No.814922
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>>814918She does have a nice mane
No.814923
Now that I think about it, didn't Wf say he wanted to run T?
No.814925
>>814923He did
>>814921>>814922I like it when it's ruffled
No.814926
>>814923I remember him asking about Horizoner schedules at some point over that last few days. Though that could just be me misremembering.
>>814925Messy hair is always nice.
No.814933
>>814932Your intent to run T.
No.814934
>>814933Are there people?
No.814939
wait where's nasse he'll never forgive Wf if he runs without him again.
No.814940
>>814937>>814936>>814935Well I don't mind running but Groves is kind of behind and I also want to workshop with him since he wasn't feeling the character.
No.814942
>>814940My part atm seemed mostly faff, which isn't a problem for me
No.814943
>>814940I'm running OTR anyway
No.814945
>>814939I am here but I kinda should sleep for work tomorro
No.814946
>>814944Did the coffee not work?
No.814947
>>814946It just started working
No.814949
>>814948The best things about this are
1. It's real
2. You know that guy is a badass because he still uses a fucking typewriter
No.814950
Hopefully Groves will be here for Wednesday
I have to get up early tomorrow so maybe my sleep schedule will be more reasonable that day
No.814951
>>814950So I guess no quest today then
No.814952
>>814909Geez man don't you have work tomorrow?
No.814953
>>814952I do
But people wanted quest
No.814954
>>814950"So I guess no quest today then"
-t fag
No.814955
>>814954I Steam messaged him!
No.814957
>>8149563:46 PM - TL: beep
3:55 PM - Lookwhatifound is now Away.
No.814960
An hour is the most I can do here. That leaves me with 4.5 hours of slp.
No.814962
Hey the shooty dude from firefly is in full metal jacket!
No.814964
>go to the kitchen to make tea
>see newspaper on the table
>first article I see is titled "Gay affair is just french fancy"
Lost my shit immediately
Thank you british tabloids
No.814965
Wait
Am I seeing this right
https://www.humblebundle.com/freedomDo I get all this shit for 30 bucks?
No.814966
>>814965Yes. But not much in there is worth the pricetag.
No.814967
>>814966>The Witness>Stardew Valley>Day of the Tentacle>Overgrowthif I didn't own it
>Nuclear Throne, Stanley Parable, some other nice indie titlesAre you shitting me?
30 is worth it just for Stardew and Witness alone
No.814968
>>814967Isn't Stardew Valley just Harvest Moon: Indie Edition? Why not pick up one of those instead?
No.814969
>>814968Ah yes, let me fucking buy a 3DS to play it too.
Why not just pick up Harvest Moon and a 150 dollar handheld?
It's way cheaper!
No.814970
>>814969Or, you know. Emulate them.
No.814971
>>814967I mean if you want those.
But Day of the Tentacle has been in bundles before. Overgrowth is nothing more than a glorified tech demo, and Stardew Valley is a third of the price.
I would happily take Nuclear Throne from you if you do buy it. No.814972
>>814971You can have it if I do end up buying it, which I might in the next hour
And I've been on the lookout for the Witness for almost a year now but even with sales it never went below 25 dollars
No.814974
>>814973>a game about defiling tilesunf
No.814975
>>814973>>814972The only thing there that interests me is Subnautica, which I have heard nice things about, but I never got because
>yet another open world survival game No.814976
>>814975>>yet another open world survival gameDing ding ding.
No.814977
>>814973HURR DURR PUZZLE GAMES A SHITE
It's not like a The Talos Principle, a puzzle game, is my favourite game of all time.
No.814978
>>814977Not my thing. I like a different kind of puzzle games.
No.814979
>>814978And that would be?
No.814980
>>814979Angry Birds Match
No.814981
>>814976That's not a guess, I know it is
It looked like an interesting take on the genre but meh, I have had enough open world survival
No.814982
>>814979Antichamber, portal. I dislike it when games focus on one mechanic like the balls and lasers in talos or the tiles in witness.
>>814981I wasn't saying your guess was right, I agreeing with you as to open world survival being an oversaturated genre. For which I, especially, don't have the time any more.
No.814983
>>814982But Talos Principle has like 8 unique mechanics by the end
No.814984
>>814982Also, the story and delivery and atmosphere of Talos is just 10/10 in every regard
No.814986
>>814983Sure but it somehow felt very samey.
>>814985Portal has a big secret.
It's short. No.814988
ok I can pull like maybe 10, 15 more mins
No.814989
>>814988Thanks for running
No.814991
>>814987I like Portal's mechanics more.
No.814992
>>814988Thanks for running.
>>814991This reminds me of you somehow
No.814994
>>814992Weird
>>814991Well, they are a lot more samey than Talos Principle
Also a lot more reactionary
No.814995
>>814994But they play better with 3d space.
No.814997
>>814995Yeah, and Talos Principle is more of a.
Y'know.
Puzzle that you have to solve.
Also have you played Road to Gehenna?
No.814998
>>814997Not yet.>>814996Is it because she jumps up like a doggo?
No.814999
>>814995>>814994I don't think Portal and TP are alike
TP feels like a classic puzzle, you stand back and examine the room from the widest angle possible, move things around, and try to engineer a solution
Portal is solved by identifying the wall that you are allowed to place portals on, then working on your jumping skills
85% of Portal is a tutorial for the rest of the game, teaching you mechanics one by one.
10% of TP is a tutorial, roughly one easy chamber per mechanic.
No.815000
>>814998Play it you dumb cunt
Also, doggo?
No.815001
>>814999You are thinking of portal 2.
No.815003
ok well I hope you had fun
No.815004
>>815001Portal 2 actually had a couple of decently challenging puzzles iirc
Seriously, in Portal 1 with the exception of the "impossible chamber" every single room is just teaching you a mechanic for the "real" game which starts when you escape, the last 15%
No.815005
>>815001Also, I'm serious, knock Road of Gehenna out.
It
reminded me of the Sub for several reasons No.815006
>>815002[doubting intensifies]
You will just have to think about what's so special about it and tell me.
>>815004Yes, but then there are challenge versions which are the real game!
>>815005Woooow!
No.815009
>>815002You need to get help.
I bet this innocent image of Big Mag reminds you of something else too.
>>815006I'm serious!
No.815011
>>815009It reminds me of something big alright..
>>815006Okay
No.815012
>>815010'1d10' watch
Roll #1 2 = 2 No.815013
>>815011Oh?
Do tell!
What is it?
No.815014
>>815011>>815013This is my cue to leave this wicked land of sin before it's too late.
No.815016
>>815015Nothing she didn't ask for!
No.815017
>>815016>>815015That's to be expected, a dashing rogue gotta dash.
No.815018
>>815016>>815017He just left her!*
Without round two No.815020
>>815018what a
clingy mare
No.815022
>>815021Andy and I discussed how seaponies might end up coming about, since Nature will not be denied. And a guy needs a naughty, nightly nautical companion for those long sea voyages for more statues.
No.815023
Bats are forbidden
No.815024
>>815021there are reasonsYou silly
earth ponies are actually his favorite No.815025
>>815024Nopo on suicide watch
No.815026
>>815023eeeeee
>>815025You're even sillier
No.815027
>>815024Are you hiding from someone?Is it me? ;_;Also, he hit the jackpot with Lockbox and Chell then!
>>815025He is?
>>815023YOU'RE NOT MY LEGISLATOR
>>815022Are you implying Kelani would pleasure himself with a fish?
No.815029
>>815027Are you implying he wouldn't, especially if the fish was willing?
No.815030
>>815027That's why he's so extra distressed about it, he doesn't know what to do with chell, a literal goddess built earth pony, when he'd already gotten lockbox, a fine earth pony mare with tough enough skills to survive with him.
No.815032
>>815030I mean, the best outcome for him would be a threeway love triangle
but Lockbox is not like that>>815029But fishponies are disgusting degenerates, we all know this.
>>815031Very punky.
No.815033
>>815032They are also very close to Nature, and if Mother Nature sent one to keep Kelani company, do you
really think he'd turn her away?
No.815034
>>815032Kelani knows! Its a tormenting choice to him, how can he not take a chance to be with
his weeping lady well
unless chell doesn't see him like that, but as her true friend, then he'll be able to let go of the idea No.815035
>>815032I learned that Neeps means Rutabega in Scottish slang
No.815036
>>815033They smell awful!
>>815034I think it's a bit early to start analyzing how Chell processes her emotions.
She barely knows how they work.
No.815037
>>815035The fuck is a Rutabega
No.815038
>>815036They smell of the sea breeze and salt.
It's only when they're left out in the sun for too long do they smell off.
>>815037a type of root vegetable.
No.815039
>>815036then all this has been
bait No.815040
>>815038How would they walk anywhere then?
>>815039Or I just don't want to spoiler it No.815042
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>>815041You say something good about this pony
No.815045
>>815041She puts on shows
No.815047
>>815043You were complaining about the lack of nice Limsteone art not a week ago!
>>815046Still smelly
No.815048
>>815047Perfumes and such can cover it up.
No.815049
>>815048He has a plethora of non-smelly mares at his disposal instead
No.815050
>>815049This is also true. Which is why the fish would stay in the sea
along with any of his offspring. No.815052
>>815051What? No. Andy and I were just discussing the possibility of NPC fishponies. Taken to the logical extreme (because Nature doesn't believe in prophylactics), it's a wonder Kelani hasn't left a trail of bastards already.
No.815053
>>815052Let's see…
Even if he knocked up Lockbox, I think he might legally be the father since he wuvs her
If he had some sense he probably pulled out of Joy but if he didn't, it's probably not a problem since
accidents can't happen on the Island of Freedom, and that includes these kinds of accidents tooAs for the demonologist mare
she is a 100% infertile because of all the demonic magic that flowed through her body by now No.815055
>>815053But what if Joy
didn't consider such a thing an "accident"?>>815054That tends to stop happening around fifth grade in American schools. If not sooner.
No.815059
>>815057I think she might have mentioned, but maybe even just implied that she is not a resident.
More importantly
she didn't know the exact locations or workings of a lot things, which is a dead give-away for her being here for just a few days and not knowing the Island inside out. The Island itself shuffles around completely almost every day but the real residents can still find everyhting immediately>>815058Organizing a concert instead of just participating in one definitely topped it out for her.
No.815060
>>815059That'd do it, yeah.
No.815061
>>815060I mean these are just subtle interactions that tell a lot about the characters
and a lot of the time I make these unconciously and realize how brilliant I am in hindsight but I think it's better than starting with "HELLO I'M NOT FROM AROUND HERE"
No.815062
>>815061Well, yeah. And it's more believable. You don't run across somebody at a tourist destination and just lead off with "hey I'm not from around here."
No.815063
>>815062Well, you people keep telling me doing NPCs is my strong suit
No.815064
>>815063And so far we aren't wrong.
No.815065
>>815064You can't prove it!
I've no likeable characters!
No.815066
>>815059You more or less implied it.
I thought that might be why! Since she reacted so well to being brought into the stage of the magic show.
>kelani's face when he realizes he gave a mare a dream day No.815067
>>815065I liked the crew. Before they all died horribly.
No.815068
>>815066He turns into a hot mare?
UnfAlso he gave Lockbox a dream
life>>815067There's still two to go
No.815071
>>815069Making this face?
Also, it's true!
He made most of her aspirations come true!
Rais would put it in very different terms>>815070You imply that will save them.
Most of the crew died on land if you recall
No.815072
>>815071Yes, but by the time Curry's traveling on land, they'll have parted ways, and the aura of Bad Things Happening will be focused on Curry instead of on them.
No.815074
>>815072Yes, yes, good goyim, the aura of bad things happening is because of the misfortunes of Curry.
The thousands of years old cursed artifact has nothing to do with it
>>815073You fly so fast she is no longer in danger!
I meant if they'll talk again in the near future, Rais will make sure to note he is impressed about Kelani manipulating Lockbox to such a degree No.815076
>>815074To be fair, I'm pretty sure Curry still doesn't know Felfire has that. It's been a long time since we've played, so I've forgotten.
it's only natural Curry would assume such things, after all. It wasn't until he met them that everything went to shit for them. No.815077
>>815076Then again, Curry literally saved the entire native population of the island, as well as Felfire, as well as Tides, as well as a LOT of Equestrian soldiers that would have died if the Banshee-d Ironclad were to keep on drifting with currents undestroyed, etc
No.815079
>>815077You've got to remember, this is Curry we're talking about. He only seems to focus on what he
failed to save, instead of what he
did save. It's how he goads himself into continuing to try and go beyond what he's actually capable of.
It's not a healthy mindset. Perhaps, in helping Felfire, he'll actually realize he needs help himself.
No.815080
>>815078But Lockbox is very happy to be rescued!
Even though she most likely doesn't need to be, she is a much better fighter than Kelani>>815079I can't wait for him to come to terms and peace with himself with the timeskip so I can ruin his life again
No.815081
>>815080b-baka guard mare
No.815083
>>815081She's still a total pushover when it's just the two of them~
>>815082I mean, it might work if I
force you to play off Autumnsreach that does not involve Felfire but heavily involves the past life and the future of Curry No.815086
>>815084Oh yes he will be.
And you're going to
suffer enjoy it.
We just need to make a final decision on just axing the current FelCurry Destiny as it is and rebooting it in their future, which will probably mean I'm just going to roll some dice and type up what was the result of the Zeebland adventure
No.815088
>>815086That's gonna be up to Sylt. I'm fine with taking the long way.
No.815089
Bleh, I should've ran Timbuktu
Maybe it's grad school on my mind but I can't seem to enjoy these games, even the times I won
No.815090
>>815087https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZCG-VbmuzA>>815088Yeah, but he isn't really enjoying Felfire as she is right now
>>815089Too bad none of your players asked you like three times if you were going to run it after you hinted about running it yesterday
No.815091
>>815089Joy is a fickle thing
Did you try For Honor while it was open beta?
>>815090thanks
No.815092
>>815090It would've only been you and Sylt anyway
>>815091Nah, I don't need more games in my life anyway, I need to enjoy the ones I have
No.815093
>>815090Well, if he wants to fast forward, I'll just have to adapt. I mean, you can only play a mentally and physically crippled little girl so long until it gets boring.
No.815094
>>815091Why is Twilight a pig?
No.815095
>>815092So?
Didn't you say that running in smaller batches is easier for you too?
Then you could have ran for the other three on Wednesday.
>>815093Yeah, and that's why I sai you can have the Autumnsreach episode that 99% has to happen before the events of the reboot
No.815096
>>815094She keeps eating at the burger place
No.815097
>>815095But where would Felfire be in the meantime? I know she likes the captain, but… would she be able to keep it up for the entirety of the Autumnsreach episode?
No.815099
>>815097Might not be outlandish to suggest that
Skylight kidnaps Curry No.815102
>>815100He has no cutie mark
No.815103
>>815099>implyingI doubt she'd even be able to carry the guy. He's, like, 300lbs of dead weight. Or however much adult ponies weigh.
No.815104
>>815103Magic is a thing you know
No.815105
>>815092>need toothat's not really how enjoying something works. you like what you like, and can't force it.
No.815106
>>815103Possible solutions
>Skylight is really buff>Skylight has a forklift>Skylight has a lot of balloons>Skylight studied under Abilio and actually CAN perform a kidnapping>Skylight has a bunch of thugs who help her carry around ponies she kidnaps No.815107
>>815104>>815106Skylight in Destinyverse is still fresh out of priest school, considering the ages of Curry and Felfire.
No.815108
>attack torn, bastion, hanzo and genji while the enemy team literally play a comp team plus mei to piss me off>NOW ARRIVING AT ILLIOSNever quit a game faster in my life
>>815107>>815106Literally magic
Levitation
No.815109
>>815108balloons were better
No.815110
>>815108Weight is still a factor in unicorn levitation. Though that's generally overlooked in most cases, I'll admit.
No.815111
>possibly the last box I opened had the other Mei in itMeh
>>815110She's a stronk magic user
No.815112
>>815111Still, it's a long way to Autumnsreach. There's a chance Curry could make a fortitude save to overcome whatever drugs she's using.
No.815114
>Finished episode 50
Future Mai isn't dead, neat
No.815115
>realized I have all the epic skins and all but one of the legendaries
>all the intros too
>and both emotes
No.815116
>>815115>tfw spent my meager money on the junkrat skin and I think Symmetra'strying for one last level box before I throw up my hands in disgust.
No.815117
>>815115There are 3 emotes I thought
No.815118
>>815117No there aren't
I have the ones for dva and junkrat
Those are the only two that exist
No.815119
>>815118There's a Mei emote too, called Joyful or something
No.815121
>>815119>>815120Yea, who's this 'mei' character?
No.815123
>play as torb
>49% kill participation with turret, ~22/23 elims
it's like Engineer all over again.
No.815124
>>815123Today I got a Torb POTG with a quad kill that was me molten coring then doing the [Heroic] aka base emote while spamming my voiceline
We won
We had Sombra hacking healthpacks as our healer
The enemy team was buttblasted so hard
No.815126
>>815125>was playing tracer but we were losing>bleh, switch off to Winston>we win 2 to 1They had a Gold gun widow that was destroying us, but also a pistol-mercy and a Lucio who was high as shit and we kept talking in all chat despite being on opposite teams
No.815127
>>815126>lucio>high as shitin-character, then.
No.815128
>>815127He said our genji was agressive and I said "No he is just bad like genji mains are" and he then told me that "I must be upset because I don't have a pony" and that he can "get me a pony" and he also offerd me brownies
It was a phenomenal experience, the complete definition of a 3AM meme game
No.815129
>>815128>last box is pig-head player icon, cobalt rein skin, an Ana spray, and a duplicate junkrat spraydespair.jpg
No.815130
>>815129Punished Fidget
A Man Whose Lack of Playtime Was Brought to Bear
I am officially doing the server backup on Wednesday. I'm not exactly sure when it ends, but it should be very soon after that. Consider yourself to have 2 days left.
No.815131
>>815130It's not even that, man. It's that I keep rolling for shit with these boxes. Everything always comes out blue, except for the purples which are non-seasonal things.
No.815132
>>815131Yeah, but you'd have the money to buy what you're missing if you banked 9k like us
No.815133
>>815132Well, I'm sorry I don't have a time machine to stockpile that much.
Or the desire to poopsock until then.
No.815134
>>815133There is plenty of time between games to use the toilet
No.815135
>>815134Even so, there are other things which demand my attention in reality.
No.815138
Well, in 9 minutes it'll be Valentines on the east coast.
No.815140
>>815138>>815139Oh that was today.
Happy 9th anniversary to my first ruined relationship No.815141
>>815140My condolences.
Was it a case of "better to have love and lost" or should we not speak of it?
No.815142
>>815141Eh, teenage shit I've long since gotten over
No.815143
>>815142That's good, then, that you've gotten over it.
I've yet to experience it myself.
No.815145
>tfw got tracking for my GW order even though I used free shipping
No.815146
>>815140I got rainbow a
heart shaped candy d-do you think its enough?
No.815147
>>815146Is it big enough? She needs a lot of calories to burn with such an active lifestyle
No.815148
Happy tfwnogf-day
No.815151
>>815147Hmm, I'll get a bigger one before she can show up. Its the only way be sure.
No.815152
>>815151I thought size didn't matter.
No.815153
>>815150I was told I had a valentine's gift yesterday
Turns out everyone in my class received it from some mysterious stranger
No.815154
>>815152I'm bad at this holiday!
No.815155
>>815153T-the mysterious stranger?! That guy who kills everyone in detective anime??
I've seen that guy, BDN, he's no good. He speaks Japanese in a deep male voice, and he has the appearance of a black silhouette even in a brightly lit room – although his eyes are usually visible.
No.815156
>>815153Oh!
I've heard that some (girls) do this to make everyone feel loved No.815158
This day more team comps in no limits have been codenamed
Old Soldiers: 1 Ana + 4 Soldiers + 1 rein
Ana's Army: 1 Ana + 4 Soldiers + 1 zarya
Rein's Robots: 5 Zen + 1 Rein
Thoughts?
No.815159
>>815156How nice
Everyone's still trying to figure out who
>>815155N-nani?
Is this kisama trying to make a fool of me?
No.815160
>>815159Its also
a kind of thing lots of girls try to keep going so there is a "mystery" for secret lovers to leave gifts too No.815162
>>815160>tfw no qts here I like enough to give mystery gifts toIt's a super cute gesture though
No.815163
>>815162You have the sub for that.
>>815161What a penk pnu
No.815164
>>815162Well that's why the random gifts in general, its not a mystery if there aren't gifts floating about already
No.815166
>>815165He gave everyone postcards!
No.815168
>>815166Please, postcards are things that you give friends
I want a heart shaped box of Ferrero rocher coupled with a bouquet of beautiful Singaporean flowers with a little note saying "No homo" attached to it
No.815169
>>815168Your family would eat it before it even leaves the mailbox, Maali.
No.815170
>>815169Fun fact, my mom doesn't like chocolate and neither does my little brother because he's ridiculously picky
So I'm good
No.815172
>>815170Then what about your romantic rivals?
No.815173
>it's a Fidget gets PotG multiple times in a row season
I can never get enough!
They even aired the special "Oh Mei!" Episode with Andy!
No.815174
>>815171What are you on about, Fidget?
No.815175
>>815174The housekeeper and the like. Or the mailperson.
No.815176
>>815158Military-Industrial Complex: 3 Summer, 2 Torb, 1 Bastion
Undeath from Above: 3 Mercy, 2 Pharah, 1 Ana
>>815170I love these pictures. Are there more or part of a story?
No.815177
>>815175Cmon Fidget, you're being ridiculous now
… Or you're just being mean and don't want to let me get my chocolate
No.815178
>>815149>>815153>Someone giving Valentine gifts to a whole classWhat a slut!
No.815179
>>815177Heaven forbid.
>>815178That was part of the "no one should feel bad for not getting anything" thing that was popular in lower-grade schools. They stop doing it somewhere around sixth grade.
No.815180
>>815179It just kinda depends on where you are really, some people still do it for reasons I posted
No.815182
>>815173Fidget is really good at getting PotG
No.815183
>>815179Gosh you
>>815181He's too young and well educated to be spiteful
Unless you're talking about the older brother, which he totally would because he doesn't respect other people's things
Good thing I'm miles away from him though
No.815184
Morning
No.815185
>>815182Such exaggerations.
No.815187
>>815186According to that, I'd be Ireland.
No.815188
>>815187Not a bad life if you ask me.
No.815190
>>815186I wouldn't mind living close to Munich.
No.815191
>>815186>important cities are replaced>no kansas cities replaced I-I see
No.815192
>reduced to cooking pizza
No.815193
>>815191Truly an insult to the extensive cultural history of New Cornfield
No.815196
>>815195Don't you mean good
knight No.815197
So beppenings
No.815199
>new EU4 dev diary
>new mechanics for Japan
Looks like this Asia upgrade is finally happening
No.815200
>>815199>Can force Daimyos to commit sudokuSo you're saying we're some kind of sudoku squad?
No.815201
>recently spent e20 on vidya
>bought both DD and Alien
>then screen broke
>now have to save money and buy a screen
>kinda want to buy stellaris for multiplayer
Convince me I don't need DD and Alien Isolation. DD has a GOG release in the first place.
No.815203
>>815201You don't need stellaris.
No.815204
>>815203I actually quite like the base game, pirated it and dipped 50 hours into it.
No.815205
>>815201https://www.paradoxplaza.com/games?franchise=146Paradox is doing a Valentine's sale on their games, although I wouldn't be surprised if you could find it for even cheaper.
No.815206
>>815205I found it for e23 already but my problem still remains the inability to dump that much money now that my screen is fucked.
No.815208
>>815201Stellaris and dank dung have replayability, while Licenced AAA Corridor Shooter 63 can be experienced with a 4 hour playthough video on YouTube.
No.815209
>>815208True.
>>815207The idea was, asking a refund on those 2 games to get stellaris.
No.815210
>>815209In that case you could do it. But we're not playing Stellaris at the moment until Utopia releases.
No.815211
>>815210Which is the whole reason I'd come back myself. I got my fill of the base game but mega-structures + warp dimension looks appealing.
No.815217
>>815213Akko was a mistake
No.815219
>>815218I really should have paid more attention to her
No.815223
>>815221There's one every year isn't there
