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 No.807741[Last 50 Posts]

There can be no hope in this Hell. No hope at all…


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I think I almost got a neighbour here in the top floor for the tiny room beside mine, but thankfully not.

I might have had to change my sleeping habits or be more quiet or some dumb shit like that.


OW/stram/whatever in like 15 anyone?


Can OW


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I can still do quest today if we have peeps


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I'll OW

>XCOM 2, character says "Hack the planet"



>not questing


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gotta slp


If there's any feature or Quality of Life stuff you think might help your stay at XCOM2, check out their thread on /VG/. There are lots of mods that are solely meant to improve your experience.


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Dream of 'Mons


My desktop crashed again due to RAM, probably because XCOM2 is such a fucking resource hog

It makes me infuriated because I was already tilted from the game and I don't even get XP for the defeat


The enemy Genji was a Top 500 player by the way.


He wasn't even the problem, it was the total lack of heals from our wannabe-Widowmaker Ana fuck her


>running XCOM 2 and Overwatch at the same time
It's like you want to break your computer.


I ran XCOM2 beforehand and then Overwatch, but my RAM has a bad sector somewhere. A hard reset will clear the RAM and avoid crashes but if I run the computer for several days or run intensive stuff it hits that sector.

Granted I haven't hard reset in a few days so it may not be XCOM's fault, but it is pretty intense


It's a good thing you left.

We entered a completely different meme game just now.


Fuck that Mei
I don't think she ever died
Our team was just condensated trash and actual lowbies while the enemy was a team of smurfs

Felt fucking nice
We just got rolled
I don't think we got more than 1 elimination during that entire fucking game

10/10 matchmaking


I can get back on to play in like 20 minutes, I want to give it a half hour to cool off


Let's just try again in an hour.


If we're waiting a whole hour, I'll go out and get a haircut


>anime about dog that I haven't seen
yes, it must be true.

morning meme guys



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how's the haircut?

>no sylt post

he really sick huh


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>cheating on her husbando

Truly worst princess


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its called feeding your prisoners shiny!


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>trixie playing with herself


Did you just assume my memeder?


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I memesearched it before

trixie is a very pone ponoe


You are a researcher?
Do you know how can my pony deficiency can be helped?
I'm afraid I'll just wither and die otherwise


Well normally I wouldn't give advice since its untested, but you did get some nice quads.
There is a new memesearch going on that suggests little witches can repair pony deficiency, as they are high in vitameme cute.


Where do I find a little witch though?


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One of the poniest of ponies.
Blue pones in general have a high concentration of pone


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like all witches, they're around if you look close enough.


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Locate witch

Roll #1 6 = 6


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I agree!

you spot little witch sneaking


Keep observing


they are trying to steal a rare ingredient off a monster den


Place a 200 dollar bet that Akko will fuck up immediately

Roll #1 7 = 7


When do you want to start?


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Right now


>taking a sucker bet
Like anyone's that stupid.


It's guaranteed money
Betting on, say Diana fucking up has super low odds but huge payout though


I'm around for whatever.

She screams when a spider crawls on her legendary shiny rodand the monster chases them out of the den
but luckily succ got the loot anyway


You mean like during the dungeon diving exam?


Actually scratch that, I need to get haircut and I'll be back shortly


Well I got some laundry to pick up in like 45 mins, we could go after that


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Succ best witch confirmed


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succ that's not a proper way to sit!


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She's leaning, though.


You got it
Are you going to join us for OTR?


very improperly
you should use your elbow to prop yourself up so your back is straight.
having your back bent is poor posture.


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I didn't have any good ideas for a character still, so I don't want to hold DM back.


What is this supposed to mean

She is the queen of poor posture


Well, it could be worse. She could be sitting like a boy with her legs slightly agape. That would be very improper.


These girls need a proper instructor on how to be ladies. I will deploy someone immediately.

well, that's a bit better.


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>bzzz in a nutshell



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I'm not sure what that feel is. It looks macabre…


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Hey, at least it doesn't have an underlying tone about the importance of death like in a certain other quest that shall remain unnamed


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I remember that one…


Do you?


It died a premature death


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I wasn't good enough
I still feel ashamed


Just got back from it

It's okay


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>sylt is sick
>DM is getting a haircut
>OW is updating
I'm going to lunch and one of these things will be fixed when I get back


I'm making food not getting a haircut


Think you got that mixed up.


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Some of you witches are alright, don't come to Luna Nova tomorrow.


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Post yfw someone breaks magic butterfly cocoons near you


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Going to OW again in a minute.


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Hey Andy

Sylt just texted me, he'll be around for Cybers in 2 hours from now


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Oh dear


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Is Lemon back?


no dogs, so no.


We walk in harmony


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I don't get it



or, as the Japanese would say, rorykhan





Either of you coming?


That's a child!


Euro server?


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It feels very uncomfortable to have your neck at the mercy of another person with a razor in its hands who could easily end your life right there if it felt like it


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For the last time Maali, the barber is not a part of the dark brotherhood.


Fuck me I drew that

And you can't be absolutely sure of that
Plus he left like two bruises in my face and neck, I ain't going back there



If only this half a mega per second Internet could load videos


right, my bad so OW should be done with its hair cut, Sylt should be done updating, or DM should be well again. right?


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what sluts


My cut food has been updated, I just need to go pick up that laundry




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>fuck up THREE good runs in a row
[boundless rage]


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>sylt is still sick this late
we'll try to punk tomorrow?


Don't insult Sirens!


Pet DM.

Roll #1 7 = 7


40 more minutes. Not feeling well though.




Punished Sion
A player whose quests never run


Pet status: heavy



I'm a forced ForeverDM


Also run Timbuktu soon because I'm getting the feeling like someone is going to kill me for keeping you from it


OTR ready
Players report in




Do you really think Nasse has that kind of disposable income?


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Well, I can quit too since I'm not wanted.


I've been seeing something skulk outside of my window at night…
Yesterday I woke up and there was a piece of licorice beside me…


>Get to Conquest at last with a frankly awful run
>Die to a random light beam because hurr it just spawns on you fuck you
Ok whatever fuck this game and the incredibly quickly stacking piles of small but notable design flaws


I'm dropping from OTR. I don't feel like playing in it and it feels like I'm dragging the rest of the quest down since you never start it waiting for me.


If you're going to sulk all the time because it's not running you should drop. Something you maybe don't realize because you don't play in quests here is that they simply don't run all the time.


Right. Feel free to jump back in later if you want to.

The rest of you, lets get going



The reason I want to drop is because I keep getting ridicule for actually wanting to play in a quest for once.


Who the fuck is ridiculing you?


Seeing Ken Ashcorp and listening to their lyrics makes me feel like my dad.

full of cancer and wanting to die


Well geez gosh, without Sylt I kind of feel down
Showing excitement is nice nasse, but you are being ridiculous by asking it literally every single Wf post, he has other things to do


>Well geez gosh, without Sylt I kind of feel down
I haven't been in a single session since the game restarted!


aren't you sick? go to bed nigga


Do boop me on mumble if cyber happens, I want to play if you run


Exactly! I miss Fancypants!
His songs are pretty neat


I slept until 7pm my time.


Good jerb


but I'm so slow at typing it we need 3 hour sessions, so you'd stay up quite late.
just get some rest and we'll try tomorrow



Instrumentally sure maybe, I can hear some of them being catchy. But the lyrics are horrid.


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>tfw get completely stomped in the round you left
>their team was coordinated and properly composed
>our team was full of AFK and ditchers.
>my 2900 damage (as someone I switched to after the first point was lost) was more than 25% of the team's combined damage output


the day fidget couldn't carry hard enough


I was also completely outclassed. Two-thirds of their team had at least three stars, the rest had four.


1v6 is a tough battle, but at least you get exp.

I stopped for now, after we executed a flawless push against a team that was holding us off until overtime on the first point.




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don't worry we'll get to play it. I know.



>Trump bans citizens from several Islamic countries from entering the US
>Saudi Arabians are still welcome
Really makes you think


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about leaving, yes


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But SA is a civilized country ;')

Where would you go?


A civilized country, maybe germany, hang out with reinhart.


>wanting to move to the New Turkish Caliphate


I dunno, maybe spain would be good, they are like classy mexicans right?


Why not the UK?
They are rebuilding the Empire


My ancestors would cry if I went there, can't do it. Its like going back home at age 40 or something


Although they will shut down immigration in like a year or two, so you might want to hurry if you want to Praise the Queen


Oh right, you could go to Ireland!

"What is this corn that grows in the ground, my friends?"


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Team pls


Classier, but even poorer.


My brother spent half a year in Spain
Said they are REALLY serious about siesta


They are. Everything is closed at that time.


>I become the ralf
>everyone laughs when I try to do my silly american holidays


I mean, that's sorta cool though
Unless you need something
But if you are spanish, you're just napping at that time anyway

"Hey, guys, some friends of mine made me joins this group called IRA, I think it's a magic the gathering thing but local?"


>Oh you wanted to have lunch at noon? Too bad come back at 2pm.
>Oh you needed groceries/wanted to use the post office/had to take a bus? Too bad come back at 2pm.


sounds like my kind of place


A poor place?


There is a reason they are drowning in debt like the failed state they are.
Also +30 and above temps


You are literally the only person on the sub who cannot deal with temperatures above 10 degrees

You assimilate into the naptime!


>afternoon naps
>kind but poor
>warm weather
yep, I love it already


As seen in the meet.


I did expect that the moment the sun hits your skin you'll must melt like that one terminator dude

But they kill bulls once a year for fun!


People have always hunted for fun, who cares.


Well, you are set then!
Just make sure to wear sunscreen, cracker


Why would someone use black people's slang in spain?


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for some reason this was too hilarious to me.


I will take a morning bath in it.


I'm using it because the people of spain are very brown and irish people are stunningly white.

That will avert a sunburn for approximately 45 minutes!

>What are they sleeping?
I see we have a philosopher in our midst


I'll get a huge hat


It's just tan.


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>Andy moves to Spain.png


I'm preetty sure mediterrean people, like Spaniards and you south italian folks are not just tanned but genetically start with more pigments.


"what do you mean the beach is closed until 2pm? I thought you take the siesta here."




No, it's facts, you millenial PC person

"Usted perdió su mente, usted sólo conseguirá arena en sus pantalones si descansa aquí!"


Are you pretending to be spanish amidala?


Don't you pad-me!


f-fine, I'll go rest on a balcony instead


I'd post that picture that Sylt used to post about the woman sitting in a window, but I've no idea if I even have it or not


Try to aim for 10000 damage every game! Whether it's dealt, healed, or blocked.


10k damage dealt is a lot though


Earlier I played Hanamura attack with Fidget
>Destroy 3 shield generators almost immediately after placement
>Wicked sick EMPs
>Gold everything but heals
>Still lose


It's a lot for all of those, don't aim low


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She's french.


[intense desire to just start using seeds so I could have actually interesting and fun runs instead of hurr d10 + wooden spoon]


Of course she would be
She does smoke so that probably makes her mouth taste like tar and trash


And she's drinking coffee, so add bitterness to that.
Brb making coffee too. More OW?



Let me make tea for it then

Also, coffee tastes great niggah


how peaceful


But do you see that BEAUTIFUL 90s model silver opel astra?
That's some good shit right there


heh that is pretty good


The retro green Toyota Previa is pretty hot too


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>big hat leader
oh my


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I think it's because of the whole "looks dreamily into the distance" effect.


>tfw actually used to sit in the pose of the second girl on my grandma's window ledge


Very american/


I had a ballcap instead, and its a city, but it was the exact same pose.


Is it Big Hat Logan?

That second one is very fucking nice

You didn't say anything about not having an AR-15


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no, I didn't.


IKR? I love it.
Just imagine the chilly and open air.


Hey DM, ever considered adding passive fluff skills for characters in OTR? like choosing two actions you can succeed well at such as playing music, cooking, cleaning, little things like that might add some flavor to sheets.


>why we don't play s10.txt


Now I miss the weekend house at summers

Hold your ammo


but its not s10


I have nothing against that.


also known as simple six
also known as ss


not that either


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Wait there was a guard there actually jerking off?



I thought that was a joke or they were just sleeping L


speaking of sleeping I should
feeling real tired


Good timing, we're almost done with this mission


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So do we want to end here then?


Seems like a good place


I think I'm gonna sleep now if that's okay


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I'd gladly keep going but lets end it here then.
More whenever really.


thanks for running


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Thanks for running


Thanks, I'm glad we did it
Hopefully Sylt will feel better and come back and Nopo will join us


>Had my best run in fucking ages
>Die to delirium because it's impossible to see black spiders in Curse of Darkness
Yeah ok no who the fuck allowed this person to design games


When did he go on SNL?


I don't remember when exactly but sometime during the primaries.


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slp well


well with that over, anyone up for anything else?


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What do you wanna do?


Really comes down to who is available I suppose


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I'd love to do something.


Well I'm here if you need me
Same, today is pretty quiet


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You're right, I should just go to sleep early and get up rested and willing to study for the return of the Jap classes next Saturday
Thanks nopo


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I was going to run a D&D adventure with Giants, but then it was denied.



Btw, things we still need to do for Vamp:
>things I'm forgetting
>some sessions to flesh out the characters

Also I think it would be fun if you guys had a pic of what your character looks like, or close to what he looks like. Maybe a description worst case?


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Local OW man gets trolled.


Oh yes, that video.
"Nigga you're in silver" killed me


It's like
You look at a thing
And you can see the very simple steps needed to fix it
And there is nothing you can do but wonder how some people can be so incapable of getting their shit together.
>10 minutes
Yeah how about no




Raynor: 15/15
Kerrigan: 8/15
Artanis: 15/15
Swann: 15/15
Zagara: 15/15
Vorazun: 8/15
Karax: 14/15
Abathur: 15/15
Alarak: 14/15
Nova: 15/15
Stukov: 15/15


I understand the fundamental idea behind boss armor but the way they decided to implement is just so fucking frustrating. It negates just about every fun or interesting way to approach the thing and might as well just be a timer that ticks down until you win even if you never attack the boss. Unless you have one of like three items and then it works again, kinda.
I am real fucking close to just not bothering with Void ever again. Or Hush for that matter.


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Man, it's hard as shit to find pictures of vampire priests.


Fun facts
Chaos Card doesn't work on Delirium from what I've heard
Also, you can kill literally every boss in the game with Plan C, but not Delirium, since the death animation is more than 3 seconds


He doesn't need to be wearing actual priest clothes. A shot of the head is enough. You can still specify details of his appearance in the bio.


Afterbirth+ is fucking awful and I rarely say that about DLCs


That's painful to watch.


I'm thinking looking like Cardinal Roark from Sin City is good enough, but I'll think some more

It really is
Only fun things it added are
Void (The item)
3 Pills (Gulp, Horf and Vurp, as silly as they sound)
Ace of X cards (4)
Pong Challenge
And items it's Contagion, Dead Tooth, Euthanasia, Finger! Jacob's Ladder and that's pretty much it

There are some new useful items, but they aren't fun in the sense that these items are, they are just usefl


Even more so than the lack of good items, it's the fact that it just makes the game as a whole worse
>Portals and stone fatties as early as the basement
>Void Portal appears at random coordinates after random bosses, meaning you can be forcibly teleported into the Void even if you were not aiming for it


Stone Fatties are only a problem with Lilith, they do no contact damage as far as I know
Portals are just trash and so is the Void, copy-paste bullshit
No actual new enemies either, just recolors.
Big Horn is fun with the (now fixed) attack patterns, but has boss armor for some fucking reason so he is trash and Sis Vis is just Double Cage with Brimstone


Would be pretty cool.


Big Horn can be in rooms where it is not possible to avoid some of his attacks.
Stone Fatties can render a room unwinnable depending on the enemies and hazards. They can also kill you within seconds if they shove you into a fire.


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>that heartfelt letter
I felt, BDN, I felt



The letter explicitly said it was not lewd!


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What did I miss today


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Something like this.


Not much really


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That's unfortunate. Saturdays should be lively.
I can ham/stram/wham/bam for the rest of the night if you're interested.
Why is everything you post disgusting.


"it doesn't work like that you can't slap the fibonacci spiral on everything"


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Ahhh, yes

That's not true!


If I was less lazy I'd put it on that post


I tried googling it but failed.


>every floor is guaranteed to contain at least 2 rooms that need keys
>not every floor is guaranteed to generate keys
I still don't understand who thought this was a good plan


You do know consumable drops are tied to your Luck stat, right?


Stream it so I can laugh at you.


Also, what is the point of having key rooms if you are just guaranteed to get keys?


If at BASE luck on FLOOR 2 you have had ZERO keys the game is just fundamentally fucked
It should at the very least be a guarantee on the first floors. Floor 1 has the guaranteed item room and then floor 2 can just decide no this run doesn't deserve to work fuck you we love 100% random generation of everything ha ha what is effort just throw more random at it


You literally do not need keys for item rooms on the first floor
Also, shit luck, sometimes you have the consumables, sometimes you don't, it's called variance, it makes the game not be the same runs every time
You're just nitpicing now, you know that right?


My head hurts. Wanna do something guys?


What are you up for?

I'd have enjoyed that


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Vidya? Coordinated shitposting? Homoerotic cuddles with no homosexuality implied? Questing alone by the moonlight?


Give me 20 minutes to drive home and I'd be up for any of those. We did great the other day in OW, want to give it another go?


Sure! Always need to farm more boxes.


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If you are going to stay up, join us. Sylt and I were competing for Silver and Gold medals.


I'm too tired to play OW, sorry.


>say like two things in voice chat as game ends to coordinate last push
>once we win dude randomally starts singing the 1st jojo anime intro


>your soulmate
I hope you friended him


Naptime over?


no good thing lasts forever my pony


What about the Sun, the Sun lasts forever in human time
There will never not be a time when you don't have sun


>the sun lasts forever
sadly no, that too will die


Yeah, but in human terms it's forever!
No one is going to live for billions of years!


No, I guess not.
But its kind of like a fly thinking that lightbulbs will last forever just because they will never see the time it burns out


>decide to take the second stage necromancer in DD
>four battles in the span of three rooms put my people at high stress right off the bat
>manage to somehow get to the boss room, with two negatively afflicted and one positively
>fourth becomes afflicted (positively) during the course of the fight
>That fourth person gets fucking deep-sixed by that necrobastard's claw hand thing that can reach you from the back row
>things are going south fast, so I decide to retreat
>this causes the crusader I had to hit 200 stress and have a heart attack
>abandon quest in disgust
And that's how Cumin and a random Hellion died. Luckily, the weekly event was dredging up someone from the graveyard, so he popped right back out.


I sang with him


At least we aren't drawn to the sun to try and headbutt it continously


>what is space travel



But we aren't headbutting the sun!


only because its not possible


If we had the proper power armor!


you would melt


What if you go there during the night?


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And during winter too, since it's colder, right?
Science is being done now!


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will only work if you have one true laifu



Um, about that…




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She's heard abotu a certain mech pilot


…It can't be that bad, the negative side effects, right?


well yea, who do you think I show my PotGs too?


the sun will burn extra hot instead


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I guess we'll never grab the Sun now…


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Why must I wake up at 1am hungry like a ravenous animal


Who's this dork and why does she look like Rainbow Dash?


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You're a dork.


Luna is a dork


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Got dva's event legendary.


>he didn't get legendary money or Breakaway Lucio

Lol nerd


nice I have that too


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Doggo got to wear a bow tie to welcome guests


That's top cute


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Super cute


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I got cuter.


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Less cute is him shitting all over the floor because of all the snacks he stole yesterday

>multiple doggos
Not fair!


…it looks like it wants to eat the puppy




No way, it looks happy!


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What a terrible thing to say


Why is the elf upset even


Definitely jealous


…that makes sense


Bad game at the end there, but we had a good series of wins there too.


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Part of me just wants to call in tomorrow and not get out of bed at all.


And the part of you that wants to get paid and keep your job?


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>still up at 8am
End this and me with it


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I'll do my part and sleep your share too.
Even though I'm probably only going to end up sleeping like, six hours or so.



not the moment for old man rock watching sad anime



come on, you know its actually illegal for me to not listen to the whole song, why do dis


Young girl, they call them the diamond dogs.


barking sounds


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What kind


Its called Erased




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The art looks nice

I wish I had as much time to see animu as I used to


I need someone to post that picture of the fennekin and the trainer saying his finger isn't a chewing stick


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Ah yes thank you
The puppy here won't stop biting my fingers


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Is that how to catch a predator?


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I bet he voted for trump


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What's wrong with boot shopping?


It smells.


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You can buy from a more repuatable place


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don't die


I just can't stop watching
too intense


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We should strim animu too




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I actually owe my name to this particular one, too


is that the duck girl?


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such a storybook that one


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Did you already see it?


yea, it was one the first ten I saw.


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You started well


I had a genuine /a/ poster introducing me to it back then.
he was totes gay too


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I miss /a/, but it's been 7 years and I don't watch anime anymore


I wish I was at home, choking on paint fumes


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the internet has changed, for the worse really. it wouldn't be the same if you did go back.


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Everything else has. Guess we can be happy it happened.


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You should watch this with the Sub.


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I want to but you guys never watch at a good time


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[Regret everything intensifies]


>Arthur Finkelstein is sick

Oh nooooooooooo
I hope the chemo doesn't work and he dies a most painful and uncomfortable death.
A long one where he suffers a lot before his body gives up.


>Finkelstein is an actual name


That's not the biggest irony
He is a gay jew
And do you know what he does for work?
He sells hate speeches and campaigns against gays, jews, liberal ideals, etc




You don't like him?
But he makes the best anti-immigrant, anti-jewish, anti-gay propaganda!


>gay jew making anti-gay, anti-jew propaganda

If he doesn't mean it, he's controlled opposition.
If he does he's a self-hating fucktard.
Either case, I don't like him.


Let's just be glad that he is suffering and he will die soon.
Finally, some good news.


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Goooo Bloodkin~


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It' me, Vania!~

>summon bats

>opponent concedes immediately

Why is Vampire Loli so insanely powerful



Love these guys

>Paddington bear


Why do you know so much about some American campaign manager?


Because he was behind all the hate-campaings that happened here too.
Like the one the government spent 10 billion forints on.


>the budget per capita of the NHS will be lower next year



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I dunno so much actually.
But the name is familiar from somewhere.


I dunno, the articles I read about him didn't say anything like that. Maybe you're right, it just seems weird that no newspapers or articles on the guy mention it. Not even the Times of Israel, you would think THEY would have a reason to mention it if he was an antisemite right?

Just seems like a pretty loose base on which to want someone to die horribly. Kind of reminds me of people who buy into the 'kill the Jews' propaganda, where they want people to die horribly because of poorly substantiated claims.



Also, it's an open secret that he has been doing this since the 60's in America.
He did it in Canada, Hungary, Croatia, Israel, etc.
It's actually find it hard to get sources in English, though, but it doesn't really surprise me.



I'm not saying it's guaranteed false information, but Huffpo is less reliable than Fox News


He talks about how his methods work in this, although I just read the abstract of it, only listened in to some parts

It's one of the few cases where he actually talks about it, since usually he hides behind his buddy Birnbaum and GEB international
Quite strange how GEB international had an article about supporting Fidesz in 2008 but it was removed once they got elected in 2010
Also, Orbán himself said that he meets with Finkelstein every now and then, and GEB also has connections and works with Századvég, which is the propaganda-machine of the government.


I don't have the time or interest to spend an hour and ten minutes listening to that on the offchance he suddenly blurts out "I HATE JEWS" in the middle of a lecture. I listened as far as him describing himself as a 'free market capitalist' and 'liberal conservative' at the beginning.

The way you want that gay Jew to die horribly does kind of make you look like a Nazi though!


I mean
You can defend this poor little soul all you want
But I've seen the damage it did in Hungary
The anti-immigrant hate campaing was fucking awful. And that doesn't mean that I want to let in every immigrant and all that shit, but spending lots of time and resources on nothing but generating hate and fear against them is literally what Goebbels and the Nazis did, so yeah.
I stand by my point, this man deserves to die a horrible and most painful, prolonged death for selling hatred for money. If there is a Hell I am sure they have a prime spot reserved for him in the darkest, deepest depths of it.


It just seems like you're hate campaigning right now is all, trying to sell me emotions instead of citations



This is a buddy of him praising how good of a person he was
>"For the past 20 years, in addition to his work in the U.S., he has expanded his portfolio to include winning campaigns in Kosovo, Austria, Bulgaria, the Czech Republic, Hungary, and Israel, where he guided Ariel Sharon to victory twice."

Would you look at that.
Obviously, his buddy isn't going to tell people that he did a smear campaign on Max Heller, calling him a jew who doesn't believe in Jesus Christ, despite, y'Know, being jewish.

You know what is also funny?
Google is telling me that it has made a lot of articles unavailable for me because of the EU Data Protection Act…
Almost as if some things were made unavailable on purpose so you can't just find them on google. Now I'm no conspiracy theorist, but it just tickles my funny bone that it would say this about a secretive politician campaigner.


I don't know how this article is supposed to make me think he needs to die a painful death.

You think any American political consultant who finds work in eastern europe should die horribly? That's more nationalist than I expected of you.


Yeah, yeah, you are being contradictory for the sake of being contradictory, I know, you like doing that.
You also keep ignoring the fact that I said that this guy built his life on smear-campaigns and hate-mongering.
Whatever, you can suck up to him as much as you want.
He is a literal saint, bless his soul, I hope he will be okay.


You say that but you haven't produced any evidence of hate mongering. I'll even take for granted that he does smear campaigns because every campaign manager in America does that without exception. I don't want Hillary's campaign manager to die horribly for the smearing that they did.

The way you have this fanatical hatred without real evidence, culminating in calls for painful death, just reminds me of, "It is the Jews who made us lose World War 1! They have built their lives sucking the marrow out of German bones!"


Of course he'll be, Nopo. He's got that ancient Jewish supermedicine that keeps George Soros alive.
While I find it in poor taste to wish death on anyone, or even regular old misfortune (since that tends to find a way back to you), I wouldn't exactly shed tears if something did happen.


>The anti-immigrant hate campgaing here
>the one in Israel against civil society groups
>the "he's a jew!" campgaing against Max Heller
>making 'liberal' a swear word in the 70's to help Jesse Helms
>helping Ariel Sharon, who totally didn't provoke an attack at the Dome of the Rock in 2000

I'm telling you
He is literally a saint


But where's the evidence?

Also liberal is a swear word desu, if being liberal means that you want everyone who isn't a saint to die terribly. Especially because you can't be declared a saint until after death, therefore that means you want everyone to die horribly.


Ah, yes, sorry, let me quickly whip out the documents from google about the shady guy who literally barely leaves any trace on Google despite helping conservatives since the 70's.
At least Wikipedia even says as much.

But here, Gtranslate it if you want

He also helped the Azeri


That last one is in English and it doesn't even mention Finkelstein until the second to last sentence and it says their organization released exit poll data.

That's why you want him dead? Releasing polling data?


Yeah, as I said
Ignore literally everything else
That's a good goyim.


This is reaching the point of parody Nazipony


Yes, the nazis, they were bad, also remember the 6 million!
Forget about everything else, Finkelstein doesn't even exist! If he did, he'd be a saint! Mother Theresa has nothing on him!


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Anyone want to do anything?


Are we seriously going to have eight years of this


I think it's hilarious that you have made this post because you are upset about "hate mongering against Jews"

This is metaphorical comedy gold



Sure, gimme 5.


I'm up for OW

Oh, you know I am the most anti-semite person on the sub, what with working at a summer camp and making dozens of jewish friends for years.
How could you forget how big of a nazi I am?


You claim you have Jewish friends but we have no evidence of it. And yet what we do have evidence of is that you recently called for the death of a prominent gay Jew because he is involved in politics, and of course who could forget when you sarcastically belittled the Holocaust as recently as 4 minutes ago!


Well, if he was aborted he wouldn't have gotten cancer or turned gay, so all of this was easily preventable


>Local Hungarian calls for mandatory abortions among Jews as a means of "peacefully cleansing the race from the Earth"


>7 minutes ago


If only I had a gay jewish hate-monger that I could pay to put words in my mouth that make this sound better and win me an election
Sadly, I'm not a conservative politician


Shouldn't have aborted him, that's what you get


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How do you expect people to trust you when you're like that Fidget?


I don't even know who's trolling who anymore


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There's no rule that a lively pony has to be a live pony.


This is what happens when you start calling school children arguing with eachother "debate" and make it a class.


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Fine then

What kind of fish is Marina's fish parts? Or is she more like a seal


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Sort of a mix of dolphin and regular fish. I'd imagine the tailfin would have to be horizontal, since the shape of the spine would make it difficult to keep up a sustained side-to-side swimming method.


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I see I see


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Since Marina has four legs, she's got to tuck them in to prevent too much drag.
>lmao 2cat


kät/kät is kät


Does that make 3?


New rule
Every time a pubbie picks Genji, we leave immediately


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It's a very pretty cat


My recipe
>Spawn of fowl, unfertilized
>Flesh of boar, sliced thin
>Milk of cattle, infected by a bacterial strain
>Tears of man, dried
>Unripe fruit of the vine Piper nigrum, cooked

Delicious omelets every time


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>dried tears


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Dude what if Marina had wings


Then she'd be a flying fish.


You two should post progress

We are flame, they cry!


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This brings me bad memories


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I've stopped playing DD until I'm in Germany.
I'll be there with only my years old laptop and I figure DD will be the only game I can reasonably play there




Cumin died due to heart attack thanks to the second-tier necromancer. The week event when we got back to town was pulling someone out of the graveyard.
So he escaped his death for now.
Only fucking reason it got that bad is because he was afflicted with Selfishness and skipped the first three goddamned turns of the fight.


She would be a master of land, sky and sea!


Pretty sure any wings would be vestigial at best.


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That's one unhappy looking ponoe


It expresses a feel
I accidentally stayed up too late watching animue and am so tired I'm crying now


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It's okay, Andy. Coffee solves everything.


Couldn't you sleep some more?



I already slept in


*But it's sunday


That just means there's no excuses for getting out of things to do around the house.


It happens to the best of us, you really shouldn't beat yourself up over it


that's why I could sleep in


But if you could sleep in, what's the matter?


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nothing I'm just tired

applying coffee


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This is a Celestia free zone


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I think I'll go and pick up dinner for myself too, and some coffee on the way back.

But is it a zeeb free zone?


luna why

see you when you get back then


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Zeebs must work to produce exotic beauty products or they'll get deported to zebraland

Because this is Luna's country now!


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hail luna


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I wasn't aware this was the land of Mün.


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After 1000 years of ruling, my sister will take 1000 years of vacation!


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Well, you didn't take long to be converted

Sounds fishy…


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Don't worry. I'm sure my sister will confirm this story once she gets back from her holiday.
In 1000 years!


[armed revolt intensifies]


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>tfw regular citizens still view you with mistrust and fear

I-I understand…




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B-but she's on v-vacation…


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What the hell, Citizen, can't a mare take a vacation? Swear to me, Luna, these ponies just can't fend for themselves.


For 1000 years?

But 1000 years is too long!


That's the blink of an eye for a princess!


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And you think 1000 years of ruling isn't too long? It's stressful as shit!


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luna forever



But not for us!

Nigga you eat a cake a day how is that stressful


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You've never been in a position where people blame you for everything that goes wrong, and then pretend to worship you like some sort of deity whenever you're in visual range.
Not to mention making sure the dragons don't just swoop in and eat everyone, or the Yaks wreck the border, or those zebra immigrants actually get their papers in order first.




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Eat the same thing, every day, for a month. You'll be utterly sick of it by the end I guarantee you.


Celestia literally had a contest for pastries where she was the judge


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Oh, huh
That's pretty cool


She hides her pain behind a veneer of affability and gluttony.
It's truly a miserable existence.


She seems prett happy to me at least when she is around Twily


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Of course she does. But Twily is just the replacement for Sunset, who was just the replacement for Luna. She was so guilty after having her sister and her student fuck up that she made extra effort to pay attention to Twilight.


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>That fucking Widow shooting tutorial thing


Is this the basis of your fanfic where your OC swoops in and saves her from despair?


You haven't seen this yet?
Look at the reflection on the scope of Widow


>tfw you'll never be Celestia's consort


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'1d20+6' resolve check

Roll #1 2 + 6 = 8


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What's this?
An image for breezies?


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Closest things I have to OCs are my characters, Nopo. And none of them would be able to do that.


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>"Hm, I wonder if Spellbound ever did get released."
>It still hasn't
Literally how


they just stopped caring I bet



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It's just sad, really.

I still want to run something magicky.


>tfw no necromancer to play
>tfw no qt necromancer gf telling me I'm breathing too loud


plenty of magic centric systems out there, just pick one you like


>Fluttershy lusting for apple

Oh my


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I need that


>Could not get past half way in Nighthold
Shamefur dispray


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Costs 200 apples


but I only have 20..


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You're not alive anymore, we have to consider you dead like a zombie

Your WoW addiction has claimed you


I'll take those 20 if you do me a FAVOR


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Surely nothing can go wrong


W-what is it?


I just ran a quest yesterday


Being a WoW addict supercedes


Oh I'm afraid some pony owes me money and I need someone to get it for me…


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bat can do that!


Very good. Now, don't come back without the money!
She lives in a cloud above Ponyville!


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'1d10' minimum shenanigans collection

Roll #1 1 = 1


That looks like maximal shenanigans to me.


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She explains she's going to pay it back soon promised!
It's just that Scootaloo had a biking accident and she needs the money for the hospital bills.
And Tank needs to eat a lot right after his winter sleep otherwise he might die!

Will you get the money anyway?


What can you expect from a pone


So it's going to be the Bats Brothers trying to get money for their local orphanage, with all sorts of police trouble and collateral damage along the way?


Wait a moment.. scoots can't afford a bike!
Clearly a lie, take the mone


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As you walk away with the money you see Tank staring at you with sad eyes and see Scootaloo in bed with a broken wing…


When is the next tactical breezie action?


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debt has been collected, give mask


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Not before wednesday.



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>the face of Dash when


You'll need it to hide your shame


bat makes a plan to raise money to pay for scoots wing '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7


You make a plan, a great plan even!


Does someone on the Dev team waifu D.va?


A Defense Matrix buff because people keep trying to play her as an Assassin.


Execute the great plan! '1d10+1'

Roll #1 8 + 1 = 9


It is time


Bat dances a lot and gets a lot of money!


Old news, grandpa
Also, won't help her going down super hard and fast still


after they just nerfed her? they probably just want to get her 'correct' fam


TBQH it's a great help, now Defense Matrix can block up-close and personal Reaper and Hog pellets, which will improve her survivability


that's her main way of being a tank, so its good.


donate the mone to tiny orange pegasus


>had to change "showing skin" to "showing fur"

I like to amuse myself sometimes


You go back to the house of Dosh with a bag full of money!
As she opens the door, Dosh is clad in black.
Her Tank has starved.
And the treatment for Scoots is too late and now she'll never fly again, but at least your money can buy her some painkillers.

At least you got the mask right?


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bat is too sad


When would we like to see more OTR again?


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And then Bat wakes up!
It was all a dream


Don't care, but I can't play monday and thurs


I mean mon and tue


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Pretty much!
It wasn't intentional until I realized it way too late, I swear


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bat goes to check on rainbow horse


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Its a good outfit


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>reading through Shazam comics
These are great, why haven't I read them before.


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She wonders why you look so worried!
Also she's a vampire now!


tell her I had a bad dream, and want to fly it off in the moonlight.. but I need a wing mare to fly with..


You fly into the moon! '1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1


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'1d10' mooooon

Roll #1 6 = 6


I bet Kelani enjoys it


You accidentally bump into Luna's butt.
Turns out she saw what an awful nightmare bat had!
And now all 3 of you are flying off!




Have fucked up, hard.



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is it the time


My body is ready


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>looking at the ryanair sale
>brussels tickets go for €10 again
Where shall we go this year, boys?


>not coming to Britbongistan before they close the border

Although I did realize one major flaw if you guys come to visit
You'd have to Airbnb


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[loading 60% complete]

do you guys have your sheets and stuff?


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What are they gonna do? Build a wall?


€20 for britland. Where can we sleep?


heh, what's this from?


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I told you.
Airbnb might be the cheapest option, unless there's some cheaper motel

This should be it



I was just making sure you had it incase you needed to roll


I roll 1d10+stats+skill, right?
It's been a while.


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I believe that's it



Seems like Saturday might be the best day


Could you link me my sheet?


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this is the one I have




Well, apparently a thrift store was going to throw out one of those big $60 boxes of MtG cards because they don't sell them, but my sister brought them home and gave them to me instead.
I don't really play much anymore, since there's not many people around here to play with, but it's still a neat and unexpected bit of fortune.


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>People in Wisconsin are feeding their cows with Skittles since it's cheaper than corn


>John Waller, a University of Tennessee animal nutrition professor, said in a Live Science article a candy-based diet for cattle is fine and also helps the environment by reducing the amount of candy waste that ends up in landfills.


Yeah, I read that too
It's fucking hillarious isn't it



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>Coming soon to a Cyberpunk quest near you





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[deep concern about managing this]


Anything good so far?


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It's okay to be a little slow your first time back, you're just not into the swing of things yet

Plus we started later than planned


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I'm glad you're not upset!


Well i'm UPSET!!111!!1


Nothing above uncommon yet, but a lot of it's stuff from the sets I didn't really get into, so it's a lot of cards I didn't have yet.
They seemed to like their Avens though; not that I'm complaining, since I like Avens too.


Don't worry, I only despise Sylt


you should be able to go inside if you like, ack already unlocked the doors last time.
I am getting a coffee and toast.


What are we looking for inside again?
It's been a while.


Post pictures of your favorites when you've gone through them all.
So we can judge you.


And now for something completely different, have some pictures of a beauty contest for decapitated pig heads




Last I recall we were going to wait for Ack to try to get a blueprint within


the netrunner who probably caused a car to try to crash into you.



Because what else are you going to do with it before you process it?

Ah, right.


that was the plan you had yea!



Roll #1 1 = 1


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Anyone for an hour of OW?




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Though I may fight it, slp must prevail


I'm on Murrica server, but I can swap out to Euro if you'd like.


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Ever had this happen?



How did you fix it?


restart the browser





Going to about:config, and changing media.autoplay.enabled from false to true, then restarting FF, fixed the remainder of the video problem.

This is what google said


I will google the chrome equivalent.


I thought you were using Mozilla


Okay wanna know the fix?
"Switching audio devices". Fucking BS.
I gave in to the botnet.


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>Cyberpunk right now


>Cut off the best part


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Oh, wait, this is the future
Do furries get enchantments/gene therapy to look like animals?


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the second roll determines how bad you fugg up, 1-3 is just nothing/embarrassing


they totes do


See: Batman Beyond - Splicers


Thanks god, I thought it was the opposite.


Splicing or augs


>There are ranches where all the oldfag MLP fans are kept in horse bodies


I'd fuck a girl with snek eyes though


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A nat ten means you can roll another d10 and add it to the score


well feel free


Just informing Wf!


>Styled on catboi so hard that Andy needs 10 minutes to recover


>Ack hacks in
>Arling makes the arrest
>Hector performs the euthanasia


>catboy is in quest
unf unf unf


its okay, I can get more cat boi



I thought you were a wolf person


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Contain boner.


wolf boi would be too much magical realm


'1d10' rollin

Roll #1 9 = 9


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Girls are traditionally weak to catbois. I think it's the purring and inherent nekomancer predispositions all women are born with.


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That's pretty gay


professionalism maintained !


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It's only gay if the woman involved isn't a woman.
I prefer my demihumans to be of the cute girl variety.


It's only gay if nobody is wearing a skirt.


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but cute girls in spats and sporty outfits! Swimsuits! Snug-but-comfortable jeans!
Sweatpants on those days off where she doesn't have to impress anyone!


>Frisky cat on underage girl


Who the fuck would ever fucking wear jeans at home when alone
I mean fuck, I wouldn't wear jeans at home even in company, unless it's someone I just met



>licking her own hands


But that's what cats do


BUt she's a human!


Why would she lick her own hands and nyan then?
I haven't seen the anime but I'm pretty sure she is a Kitsune like trickster trying to kill him from what I've heard, but I might be wrong


I suppose this is an odd time to mention that I wear jeans at home.
Though that's usually just because I'm too lazy to change out of them if I had to go outside at some point.


I'm just saying catgirls in the way japs do them are dumb and way too cliche'd.


I'm so fucking lazy I wear fucking sweatpants to the gas station/nearby food place if I just want to grab a coffee or dinner
Who the fuck cares?

Obviously the only right way to do catgirls is the way of hybrids in Mona


Thanks for running Andy.


Thanks for running

I am getting the feeling that this guy is going to be important. DMPC?


>fucking hybrids


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I don't DMPC, you can kill him anytime, but he is the best link you have to the baddies so far.


>a mixture of two apex predators

They are the next step in evolution, fam
The days of humans are numbered


thanks for playing, please discuss your next move together, I can info dump as a preface if you just plan to question him.


Not if I can exterminate them all.
And I had no idea rabbits were apex predators :^)


Rabbit hybrids only exist in England

NY is catbeast-city


He'll need to be intensely interrogated to get all the information we can out of him. We'll have to lock him in a bedroom with an aggressive wolfgirl police officer until we have our lead.


I suppose I should come up with a question about why that first guy whose place we raided had all those chems and what he was planning to do with them


So what you are saying is that we are travelling across the ocean to fuck kill 'em all to death.


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t-that seems like an effective method


I thought the e3pd didn't employ degenerates!


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You can't even kill one hybrid nigga

Also, most rabbit hybrids are domesticated by the remaining humans on the island


Oh that, potion loot, right, you can ask him


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Humanity first.
>fetish shit


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Okay, well I'm starving now
Thanks for playing. I'll answer questions when I get back.
gonna get burritos or something, eat early for once.


I remember that much at least!

It is canon, but also a fucking joke because you will never fucking travel across the ocean so I could literally make it canon that giant sentient turds now occupy Italy, you'd never find out.


>the Turkroaches evolved
Worst timeline.


If it wasn't pretty degenerate there would be no need for virtuous cops like Arling to have to work around the law

Make the arrangements!


Just you wait until I gain godhood.


Heh, good one

You'll just make fucking popcorn or something


Does the lab have popcorn machines?


The Hotel though…


>his lab doesn't have microwave-based heat lasers
How do you even get science done if you can't cook popcorn with ambient radiation?


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The Hotel?


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Not that one though


>tfw I can't draw so I don't have the image of the custom boss-enemy that they made


I'm sure it was some variety of abomination that violates most if not all laws of God and nature.


It was an Emrille expi.


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This is the closest, sadly.

People with their lower arms cut off and replaced by blades, augmented leg muscles with a Portal-like jumper/landing shoe, lower jaw/mouth/nose all replaced by a triangular gas mask, right eye replaced by a mechanical eye, reinforced spines and a forehead implant that gives them the mental power of detection/emmitting disturbing thoughts that make it hard to focus or use your own mental powers if you have any

I'm not sure you realized but it was very strongly hinted at that she was actually in love with Frank


Still not gonna call her mom.


Point stands. :^)
That is pretty horrific. Fleshcraft in general is a bad way to go.


Extra points of horror for them being mind-wiped and actually alive, being dormant and put on IV whenever out of commission.

Awww, are you going to cry and run back to daddy then?
Oh wait, he died.


Bioweapons like that deserve the mercy of a swift death, unless there's the legitimate possibility of rebuilding them (that's within the capabilities of the player).


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You bitch I will cut you.


These are things that literally shit on everything since they always travel in groups of 3.
They aren't hostile to the player for now though

Go back to the Stadium then
Oh, wait…


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>unlimited baitworks


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What's going on here?


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We are baitposting at each other.


But who's baiting who?


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Details are trivial and pointless, the reasons, as always, purely human ones.


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>find a smartphone in a post apocalyptic city.
Now all I have to do is install the demon summoning program on it.


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Too bad Mona doesn't know it has a pattern lock


How devilish.
Reset it.



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>talking about catpeople


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>It was cleverly designed so you have to pass through the mall if you want to proceed.


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I don't get it


"We are trapped here forever, the door is locked and the only other exit is through… The perfume department!"


Nigga I last watched Spongebob when I was in elementary school, I don't oooooooooooooh, okay, I remember now.
But only because of the fart thread screencap


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bait posting?


chrome cat person


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Look at the ears!


Are you suggesting I should make that guy's icon genji now?


>not Sombra


>he suddenly looks like a girl


Heck no, twink catboi > ganjo


I mean…
He is wearing cat ears


h-he's just skinny and lanky because that's normal for netrunners, like ack is freakishly buff, t-that's all, he's totally manly, you can tell.


Would you keep a netrunner as a pet, like a little dog?


I do need a human lab rat, because I keep accidentally my dog, so I have to keep cloning it.


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'1d10+6' feed the netrunner RAM to tame him

Roll #1 7 + 6 = 13


You might enjoy this nopo.


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holy fucking cocknuggets, thanks for showing me this!


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>Chandelier looks like a bunch of screaming heads
There ought to be a horror game with a setting like this.


It's called bioshock.
Bio means water.


There's SOMA too


SOMA is set in a futuristic base.




No, I mean based on a cruise ship that sank/ran aground.
You're trapped on the boat, and the rest of the passengers have either already abandoned ship or gone crazy, and you have to survive and find a way off the ship.

I dunno, those tight narrow corridors would make for a good horror atmosphere.


Wasn't there a Resident Evil game based on a boat?


I think one of the later ones had a boat level. Unfortunately, it was during the time when Resident Evil had become an FPS first and a horror game second, if I recall correctly.


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when are you chummers free again?


It was RE: Revelations that was the boat game. They were attempting to go back to horror roots since ship corridors are inherently claustrophobic and spooky.


That doggo looks uncomfortable as fuck.




you would be too if someone put a fur suit over your fur.

I'd be free then.


Wouldn't you be?



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Poor D.Va


Weds. is fine


The single most played team composition after January 25th consists of Genji, Tracer, Ana, Lucio, Winston and Zarya


In Comp?


In tourneys.


Well yeah, but those people can probably aim.


>Dive meta back in action
That's okay, I suppose. Not like their level of play matters to us anyway.


Dva fell from 72% to 21%.
To me it matters, because >Zarya


D.va will be more viable with the Defense Matrix fix though



Roadhogpick rate 45.75% variation of -13.63%


>Dva fell from 72% to 21%
Wew lads.


>now that the hook is more reliable than ever

Althhough he can't be kept alive indefinitely out of cover by Ana anymore

Will make him stronger against Hog and Reaper


But what fix is that?


DM registers projectiles right out of the muzzle/barrel now so it can block roadhog and reaper shotgun pellets properly


Shit, can't graviton into a dva's face any more then.



>not killing the mech before any ult


But I do.


>just learned about Citicorp Tower



Holy shit this is some comic book buffoonery


>scientists triggered the 'hunting' neurons in mice, making them better killers and ravenously attacking even inaniamte objects

Zombie virus coming soon?


Rabies has been around for a long time.


Rabies just makes you afraid of water if you are a human


Humans with rabies can become very violent too though.


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Literally a non-issue unless you live in a shithole
Also, 30-40% of the rabies victims just get paralyzed and slip into coma and not be violent and agressive


Or in the cases where one doesn't know they contracted rabies until the symptoms show up, in which case there's a 99.999999999% chance you'll die an awful death.

IIRC there's only been like 2 people in all of history who survived rabies after they showed the symptoms.


Actually looks like that number is up to 6 now, all in recent years.


Well yeah, but again, the parts of the world that we occupy, if you get bitten by anything the first thing you do is go to the doc to get a tetanus/rabies shot.

Also, hydrophobia is just the scariest shit ever


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Quite lewd of you.


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Oh, my


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Midget gems taste weirder than expected


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I should try and rest too…


>thumbdrive got fucked by being plugged into a faulty USB port

Fuck today


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If only I could just play Zarya each and every game.


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Any news of a new Overwatch character? I recall last year a clerk at my game store was watching a video saying that a Chinese dude from the original team would be next.


Most likely gonna be doomfist.


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>tfw there are still 14 more characters planned to release in Paladins
>one of them is quite possibly a catgirl genji clone
Wild ride so far. The last guy they rolled out is a mix of Zarya, Sombra, and giant Fuck You ultimate that can push people off maps if you keep it focused on them long enough.


You mean whole hog?


Maybe I'll get it for PS4, though I just got Extella.
>spend half an hour in story mode
>spend an hour in side mission playing the underdog that gets no respect


No, I mean… hang on.
Tried finding someone talking about him with a less annoying voice, but failed. So here's the least annoying one.
You get a skin for Not!Reaper/Mcree for getting it on PS4.


Does it look cool?


Why do you have two signal bars?


Well, the PS4 skin is blue. That's about it. As this is HiRez we're talking about, roughly 99% of the skins for characters are just palette swaps.


Dual SIM.


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Oh, they're the Smite and Tribes guys. I haven't played either but they're cult games from what I can tell.


They fucked Tribes over.


The real good thing about it is that the dev team actually plays it, so it's actually fairly balanced.
But yeah, I'm kinda worried they might jew it to death with shoving all the skins in chests and not letting you spend in-game currency (gold) on chests.


But you can just play overwatch now.


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Oh well, I'm sure Paladins is better than Battleborn.

>Kid Ultra is inspired by the 8-bit era of gaming and answers the question how would a 8-bit character look like in today’s video games.

>is a territorial healer


But I do still like Paladins since you aren't completely chained to the meta.


While frequently argued, the meta really doesn't apply to anyone here.

I tend to wind up with the highest kill count as the Healer Character.


True, but that's only in the case of incompetent teammates.
Though that isn't to say those don't exist in Paladins. The matchmaking is wonky as shit too, since Forced 50% win rate is a real, documented thing.


I don't have any issues with Forced 50%. It means you are paired against people your skill level, usually. I feel like it would kill more arguments if devs were honest about it.


The problem is that it's YOU being paired against equivalent skill levels, it's that you're being matched with gibbering tards who have, in some cases, up to a 400 ELO point gap.


I'd still find it fairer than the wackiness that happens in Overwatch.

Speaking of, fancy a game?


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Nah, man, it's passed 1AM here. Was thinking of hitting the hay.


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So on that note, see you guys later.


Good night


>tfw paint 9 imperial guard in camo at once
I'm starting to regret my life choices


I got the package on me so I'll mail it over as soon as I get out of work


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Yes thanks pls


Oh God no
What have I done


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Got nothing to do later?


Lewd the fox


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Hoo boy


Reminds me of the time we found a dead mouse in the external hard drive bay.


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Infantry lists make me moist
External hard drive bay?


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But where's Fennekin


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Would you really


>posting diaper porn


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You did ask


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Bless his soul


>Le Pen is winning


It's going to be impressive if she actually does get the plurality of votes, since Front National has always been kind of a meme party.

They've been on the rise for a couple of years now, but if they can snatch victory here I'll be truly impressed.


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This kät appears spooked


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She's in a new house with two new cats, so she's very spook.
Although she doesn't seem to be afraid of humans.
Also would you look at this, I marked the exact parts missing, just to be sure.


The cannons were not with the rest so I thought those were already sent over. If they were not then odds are they were used in some other project over the years. You may need to just make a replacement.


Oh, dear. I hope those were the halfpipes in the bottom of the box then. Did you find those cupola pieces?


I don't think those were attached, probably because I intended to use crewmen back in the day.


I mean, I can probably fake a cannon if it's missing but I don't think I can do that to the cupola hatches.


Although I don't mean to force you to sift through all your sprues just to find those, maybe if I end up buying more stuffs from you, If they're nowhere to be found


>the cannon is definitely not in
aw cunts.


I mean I can go search again but that means I can't drop off the package right after work


I might buy a new Baneblade and then I'll have an extra turret or something, like I said, maybe if I order something more from you.


Right, I'll just send it as is then.


Usually Groves wants to play OW around this time


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We banecannon now


I had a dream that we were about to play lewdquest
But then I had to go because my hometown literally got hit by the apocalypse and I spent most of my time watching the church in the town center burn down and trying to rescue people from collapsing houses

It was quite the doozy


My dream was that I worked on the Overwatch team doing something unimportant like community management, and I was avoiding doing work at the office when I overheard Jeff talking to the designers about their take on balance after the latest tournament.


You didn't want to wrestle with Jeff?


I hope you rememberd to tell them that Mei is the best and should be buffed


Literally vomiting out of every orifice


I couldn't risk death

I don't think my job was related to balance since I was basically eavesdropping.

They said they think Ana is still a bit strong but don't want to overnerf her because they want the highest skill healer to remain the most rewarding, and also that Dva has a higher pick rate than they expected after the last nerf. (Fourth highest picked overall)


We talking about dreams? I dreamed I had to attend two funerals.


Gee Sylt, how come your mom lets you have two funerals,


>update waterfox
>it starts hogging me3mory like crazy


Let's play some OW.


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Yes hello.





Rare grass type witch


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SUPER rare speedboosted Witch.


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>Germany has English classes they're letting me take after all
>but they'll be at the masters level and I'll have to wait till next year





You like dirndls, BDN?


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They're cute and exotic


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The Dutch have their own cute traditional clothing.


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And then there's this shit.


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Ours are kinda shit save for the wonderfully weird lapland one



Hey fuck you Elovena is way better
Dirndl > those


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Hey take this drug it's totally safe and not experimental


I mean it's nice and all but the lapland one is more unique


What the hell is he smoking?


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ask the doc

'1d10+7' health roll

Roll #1 2 + 7 = 9


what a cute


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Oh and let's not forget the best traditional Dutch costume.


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Have an extracuter cute to go with yours before I slp

Oh man, if I get Netherlands I'm looking forward to seeing that


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That is not like any cigarette I ever seen
>Doctor ordering smokes


It's pretty cool. As a kid it was my favorite holiday of the year by a long shot.


Well it could be a joint, but I mean its too perfectly round, so I'd say a cig


It's a cigarette lit by the filter side because the artist probably never saw a real cig in his life.


>Not smoking backwards
What are you, casul?


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I thought you might like this


What… creaure is this


A succubus (male) (cat)


A male succubus is an incubus you dork


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I don't want to believe this
How is it that a good artist, while drawing a picture of a person smoking, does not have the knowledge of how smoking works


An incubus wants to fuck you
A succubus wants to get fucked by you


the difference could save your life


I mean, a succubus can rape you too, and that is wanting to fuck you, since she is doing the fucking.

It could be a cigarette holder


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It's probably a film by Spike Lee


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TBQH I only ever saw one people using one of these unironically
And it was a gay guy who was in acting school


It was used by women up to the 60s because cigs used to stain your fingers.
And it looks nothing like the pic!


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>assuming genders



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Someone suffering from that bad of micropenis might as well become a trap


It could just be a tactically angled boner


>looks feminine
>has tits
>acts feminine
Looks like a trap to me.


The tail makes that seem unlikely


Do I need to draw you a diagram


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none of these option sound like a problem


Even if it was straight lol forwards towards the camera you'd at least see the balls!


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>can't slp
>walk right into trap discussion


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Sexuality, how weird.


I mean I personally prefer my catpeople to have vayjayjays and no peepees


One can enjoy both. Literally nothing wrong with it.


I didn't say there was anything wrong with it.


Nopo prefers his traps aborted


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Callback jokes!


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You need to leave



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man fuck off, why would you start that when we were all in a nice mood posting cute bois


It's an injoke now, and you're not on the inside


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It was a joke, no need to take it hard like a trappy catboi takes dicks


>Waterfox using 10 gigs of ram
Man I don't want to go back to chrome now


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well okay bye


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Basic tucking will fix that


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But if you leave you'll miss out on the cute girl/boiposting


>legs apart


Just ask Jay from Clerks
He is the Tuck-master


Clearly you do not operate on a sufficiently high level


I remember that scene and not even Jay had his legs apart!


I need Campfire here to edit that image that says "I spent seven years pretending to be mentally retarded" to look like DM and say "I spent seven years pretending to be a trap catboi."


I mean you joke but have you know what I looked like seven years ago


He looked like an actual trap back in his long hair days


Such a shame catbois and doggirls aren't more popular

Now to try and slp again


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A shame deerbois and doegirls aren't as popular either

Sleep well BDN


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4chan does it again


That one is lost af


I sincerely hope they pick up this story, but it's sadly too elaborate to get past censors. If they had kept it simple maybe.


Here's a Trump tweet

>Only 109 people out of 325,000 were detained and held for questioning. Big problems at airports were caused by Delta computer outage, protesters and the tears of Senator Schumer. Secretary Kelly said that all is going well with very few problems. MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN!

>the tears of Senator Schumer

Where were you when the POTUS started shitposting?


In my room, looking at traps.


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We did it lads
We created the best timeline


Anyone got any advice to help with neck pains? My neck is killing me


It depends on what kind of neck pain and where it is localized


Right in the back and sides of the neck



Iron Pineapple is back in action, and just as terrible a person as ever.
Ask your boyfriend to stop facefucking you so roughly.
In all seriousness, try rubbing your shoulders right below the neck first, then work your way up all the way to the base of your skull. It's not guaranteed, but it tends to help at least a little bit.



So rude
But I'll try


Rice pack? Please explain


Place rice in bag
Place bag in ass


Someone said that in all scenarios, Mutually Assured Destruction was the most likely outcome of the cold war, so it not happening means we are the outlier meme timeline



Roll #1 1 = 1


I love 2017


you put rice into a cloth bag, like a pillow case, and microwave it until warm.
place it over the hurting spot


I have one of those to keep me warm but never considered it for pain relief


its quite excellent


>One of those
It's a fucking pantaloon you filled up with dank nugs.


And how. Keeps your feet nice and toasty in winter.


>microwaving pillow case
Uhh, this doesn't sound very safe


You can have my dank nugs keeping you warm anytime


well not very long, and if its 100 percent cotton its not effected at all.
Anyway, you really want a dedicated one, so it can be closed up and reheated for a number of times


It's a legitimate medical treatment.


Just wrap it in aluminum foil to protect it.


And make sure to have your phone in there to have a timer on it


Wow you Americans. I never heard that one before

… Are you trying to troll me?


I've used one for like fifteen years, though mine used to be a purpose made sturdy cotton bag and my new one is just some old pants




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>sleeping with pants
And we call Nopo the slav


There is nothing wrong with sleeping in pants


They were the closest I could find to a decent replacement bag when the old one wore out. It's just the pants legs tied into a bag full of rice or some grains.
And what, you expected me to sleep in the nude?


Sleeping on pants.
Though most of my pants are really too course to get a good rest in.


That's why you have designated sleeping pants


>London – Today, PETA fired off a letter to Games Workshop CEO Kevin Rountree asking that the miniatures giant ban “fur” garments from all Warhammer characters.

>“From the mighty Leman Russ and Horus Lupercal to Chaos Warriors and the Sisters of Silence, Warhammer features an abundance of characters who wear what appear to be animal pelts, which just doesn’t add up”, the group says in the letter. “These battle-hardened warriors are known for their martial prowess – but wearing the skins of dead animals doesn’t take any skill.”

>Animals killed for their fur are typically kept in tiny, filthy wire cages before being electrocuted, drowned, or even skinned alive. Or they may be trapped in the wild by horrific bone-crushing steel-jaw traps – which often leave them languishing for days before they eventually die of hunger, thirst, or blood loss.

>And even though Warhammer characters are fictional, PETA (whose motto reads, in part, that “animals are not ours to wear”) notes in the letter that “draping them in what looks to be a replica of a dead animal sends the message that wearing fur is acceptable – when, in fact, it has no more place in 2017 than it would in the year 40,000”.


What neep said.
Though I consider them more "home pants" and less "sleep pants"


It works!


Could we please just get these pet-murdering fucks placed on some international terrorist list and mass-arrested already?


Same thing, really!

This has got to be Onion news


>caring for PETA
Is this 2006?


Fake and gay


That would be nice.
It's nice to have someone to laugh at.


>no source


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Last time I heard about PETA they were getting butthurt over our cattle being buff as fuck.

No one gives a shit.


I mean, the amount of hormones we inject into our livestock is a little disconcerting, but it's never hurt anyone.


Is that Roid Rage from the show


>mr cowlimpya


>Fire is sorcery we should all be eating grass in a cave
Luddite bastards need to go and take Greenpeace with them.


Woah a Google search latter shows this isn't actually fake
Alright, sorry for mistrusting you and Gaius, it just seems so strange

Holy fuck


My cousin's cows sure don't look like that, I think there's some cause for concern.


It's not even roids. This breed of cows were bred for a certain mutation where muscle growth goes out of control.



It's just a belgian cow that lifts


Ah, if that's the case I guess it's alright.


>bred for leaner meat
I mean, I guess, but yeesh.


Now if we could just breed out the bones and organs so it would just be a lump of meat…


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Our cows look pretty tame compared to that

We do have hairy pigs though


Would you work on a shoggoth farm?


its a just heating pad silly


The problem with that is that the muscles don't move
Unless you electrocute the meat every hour


Seems like a fine idea. Keep it in some vat of electrified glucose gruel so it can twitch and absorb nutrients.


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But how else are we supposed to make delicious caramel candies?
American farm animals seem so plain in comparison.


It's worth it.

Blue beef is some of the tastiest meat on this planet.


It would be a future I'd love to see. One where cattle has been reduced to less than living - gently quivering meat plants that we grow and prune at our leisure.


Well, no one could complain about animal cruelty at that point


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I too wish for a future of Pink Slime ranches.


I mean why bother with farms at that point. Achieve the true future of the meat factory.



Odds are they would look more like Silent Hill scenery - largely shapeless skin sacks covered in stretch marks and thick veins, growing and twitching like a time lapse of some angry cancer tumor in a vat of gruel.


This will incidentally make real beef more valuable, for people who want authentic non-mutant meat.


I bet most women would be offended in this day if you gave them a non-mutant rose


You mean wild rose that looks nothing like the rose we know of?


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Which is surprising because mutant roses will look like prolapsed buttholes.


Yeah, stupid natural flora not bred by humans for generations.

>mfw I give my friend a natural dog and he gets upset when the wolf rips his face off


As would most people if you gave them a wild version of half the shit we eat these days.
Meatsack meat is optimized for texture and taste. Animal meat is inferior.


I can't help thinking this will turn out like meat substitutes now.


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Imagine a world where pomeranians occur naturally


Ice world with a lot of small lizards


It's the same thing as Star Trek future where machines can make anything but hand-made anythings are more valuable because they're unique.
Super pomeranians capable of running at the speed of a cheetah and leaping over houses.


Meat substitutes try to trick people into thinking bean paste is meat.
Meatsack is meat, with none of the useless side bits.


>this was once a wolf


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We should watch the new episode together sometime this week.


Bones provide flavor though.


Weird, my dog smells like pork rinds.


Boned Meatsack can be sold as a niche option


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Super cute reptilians


When does it come out


That thing is disturbing yet cute


It aired yesterday. It's probably uploaded already by now.


How could you make a steak out of something like that?


You cut the meatsack horizontally, duh.


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there is nothing offensive about this flower.
Its not very easy to vase thou


That sauna is huge.
I need to do a thing in an hour
Imagine like a giant snake, except it's just endless racks of ribs.


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I know right?
These fuckers can live for as long as humans can (or longer, I don't remember)


Ah yes, the wild plant vagina.
Longer, they get super old.


I just don't find this place funny anymore


I'm sure it's just me, that was a very lovely flower.


OW in 10 anyone?


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generational gap I guess


I could for an hour


yes please


what a troll


A shame. I was looking forward to it today.
It's easy to get jaded as you grow older.


>normoe: you should just do comp, its the same as QP, get exp and a chance at extra rewards.
>three matches
>not even 1k exp


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jaded I guess

>get into 4th match
>its canceled
okay I give up on this


Why are Finnish people so good at making phone games that rip off talented video game designers?



>reply that says "finns are mongolian"


Did you rank up?


haha nice joke


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Join the others in their matches and have some fun.


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Tank numero uno is almost ready


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A mother Russ watches over her hatchlings


Are y'all playing Overwatch?


I dunno where the draw meme is coming from, every ctf game for me is a 3-0 shutout


Consider getting gud


About half the time I'm on the winning team
>capped as symmetra on night market


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Small witches send me to slp


>Average s10 combat styles


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